Minute rice.. tags dont lie. DREAM JOE}. Federal , : PROUDEST My military St?; l L i' SPECIAL TALENT: Can Cam I'',. rice in 58 seconds
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Minute rice.

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DREAM JOE}.
Federal , :
PROUDEST
My military St?; l L i'
SPECIAL TALENT: Can Cam I'',.
rice in 58 seconds
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Submitted: 01/15/2013
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User avatar #8 - spearpwi ONLINE (01/15/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Dream Job: Drummer in a funk band

Proudest achievement: Getting myself to grade 8 guitar with no lessons.

Special Talent: I can burp like a pro. No seriously, they can go on for fucking ages. I also have a bladder capacity so large that once, when I went to the loo, I was standing there for about 8 minutes whilst piss just came torrenting out.

YOUR TURN!
#11 to #8 - arandomanon ONLINE (01/15/2013) [-]
Dream Job: None.   
   
Proudest achivement: None.   
   
Special talent: None.
Dream Job: None.

Proudest achivement: None.

Special talent: None.
#16 - themastertroller (01/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #30 - smittywrbmnjnsn (01/16/2013) [-]
I bet, if he really applied himself, he could get it in under 57 seconds.
#21 - hitlerequalsdicks (01/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#34 - mkchillin (01/16/2013) [-]
Does this look UNSURE to you?
#29 - Thenewguygunther (01/16/2013) [-]
a young uncle ben????
#22 - dgarcia (01/16/2013) [-]
Can do a crazy dougie
User avatar #12 - monstersz (01/15/2013) [+] (5 replies)
How would that look like as a Cutie Mark?
#42 - davezworldwooh (01/16/2013) [-]
You think rice is a motherfucking game
User avatar #32 - phoenix grinder (01/16/2013) [-]
impressive thumbs for such a repost
User avatar #44 - drtrousersnake (01/16/2013) [-]
I have seen this over 10 times and still love this post
User avatar #25 - allofthefish (01/16/2013) [-]
im glad for you. having gotten about 440 more thumbs on this (so far) than i did.

im not even kidding.

show me your ways.
User avatar #19 - oxYKellark (01/16/2013) [-]
Lol Navy
User avatar #18 - perronfan (01/16/2013) [-]
federal employment, typical nigger
User avatar #13 - somekornchick (01/16/2013) [-]
i thought the title said "minute RACE." then my mind wondered over to arabs.
User avatar #4 - swetytntstiky (01/15/2013) [-]
those niggers got me again...
#3 - sjrigney (01/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
lolwut?
User avatar #1 - Voxker (01/15/2013) [-]
It takes a great mastery of cooking to perfect this.
User avatar #5 - adamkk (01/15/2013) [-]
**adamkk rolls 50** 58
#2 - mrhirxes (01/15/2013) [-]
**mrhirxes rolls 785**
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