Minute rice.. tags dont lie. DREAM JOE}. Federal , : PROUDEST My military St?; l L i' SPECIAL TALENT: Can Cam I'',. rice in 58 seconds dont lie
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User avatar #8 - spearpwi (01/15/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Dream Job: Drummer in a funk band

Proudest achievement: Getting myself to grade 8 guitar with no lessons.

Special Talent: I can burp like a pro. No seriously, they can go on for ******* ages. I also have a bladder capacity so large that once, when I went to the loo, I was standing there for about 8 minutes whilst piss just came torrenting out.

#11 to #8 - arandomanon ONLINE (01/15/2013) [-]
Dream Job: None.   
Proudest achivement: None.   
Special talent: None.
Dream Job: None.

Proudest achivement: None.

Special talent: None.
#16 - themastertroller (01/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #30 - smittywrbmnjnsn (01/16/2013) [-]
I bet, if he really applied himself, he could get it in under 57 seconds.
#21 - hitlerequalsdicks (01/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#34 - mkchillin (01/16/2013) [-]
Does this look UNSURE to you?
#29 - Thenewguygunther (01/16/2013) [-]
a young uncle ben????
#22 - dgarcia (01/16/2013) [-]
Can do a crazy dougie
User avatar #12 - monstersz (01/15/2013) [+] (5 replies)
How would that look like as a Cutie Mark?
#42 - davezworldwooh (01/16/2013) [-]
You think rice is a ************* game
User avatar #32 - phoenix grinder (01/16/2013) [-]
impressive thumbs for such a repost
User avatar #44 - drtrousersnake (01/16/2013) [-]
I have seen this over 10 times and still love this post
User avatar #25 - allofthefish (01/16/2013) [-]
im glad for you. having gotten about 440 more thumbs on this (so far) than i did.

im not even kidding.

show me your ways.
User avatar #19 - oxYKellark (01/16/2013) [-]
Lol Navy
User avatar #18 - perronfan (01/16/2013) [-]
federal employment, typical ******
User avatar #13 - somekornchick (01/16/2013) [-]
i thought the title said "minute RACE." then my mind wondered over to arabs.
User avatar #4 - swetytntstiky (01/15/2013) [-]
those ******* got me again...
#3 - sjrigney (01/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #1 - Voxker (01/15/2013) [-]
It takes a great mastery of cooking to perfect this.
User avatar #5 - adamkk (01/15/2013) [-]
**adamkk rolls 50** 58
#2 - mrhirxes ONLINE (01/15/2013) [-]
**mrhirxes rolls 785**
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