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#8 - spearpwi
Reply -38
(01/15/2013) [-]
Dream Job: Drummer in a funk band

Proudest achievement: Getting myself to grade 8 guitar with no lessons.

Special Talent: I can burp like a pro. No seriously, they can go on for ******* ages. I also have a bladder capacity so large that once, when I went to the loo, I was standing there for about 8 minutes whilst piss just came torrenting out.

YOUR TURN!
#14 to #8 - ienjoyrofling
Reply 0
(01/16/2013) [-]
Dream Job: History Teacher

Proudest achievement: Dating my glorious ex-gf for a while, happiest I've ever been. I want to get back together so much ;-;

Special Talent: Can't think of one, but I'm pretty funny and if I go into a group without them hating me I can fit in and be their friends by the end of the day.
#15 to #8 - foelkera ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/16/2013) [-]
Dream Job: Animator

Proudest achievement: Best (And only) banjo player in my school

Special talent: I can bowl a 600 series (pretty ******* good)
#35 to #8 - anon
Reply 0
(01/16/2013) [-]
Why all the thumbs down? I swear this website is filled with assholes.
#37 to #8 - neonnurse
Reply +1
(01/16/2013) [-]
Dream Job : Medical Scientist

Proudest Achievement : Becoming a Certified Nurse Assistant

Special Talent : CPR and First Aid Certified
#17 to #8 - Bobtheblob
Reply +2
(01/16/2013) [-]
Dream Job: Lead vocals in a cover band   
   
Proudest achievement: Beating Call of Duty 4 on Veteran   
   
Special Talent: Can suck own dick.   
   
My life sucks.
Dream Job: Lead vocals in a cover band

Proudest achievement: Beating Call of Duty 4 on Veteran

Special Talent: Can suck own dick.

My life sucks.
#20 to #8 - evilanakie
Reply +2
(01/16/2013) [-]
dream job: game tester

proudest achievement: code works and i know why

special talent: smack keys get money
#27 to #8 - heartlessrobot
Reply +7
(01/16/2013) [-]
Dream Job: Mortician

Proudest Achievement: Fitting a wiffle bat in my ass

Special Talent: Fitting a wiffle bat in my ass
#28 to #27 - heartlessrobot
Reply +2
(01/16/2013) [-]
Well, not the whole bat obviously, but I got it a good 8 inches up there.
#9 to #8 - terezius
Reply +9
(01/15/2013) [-]
Dream job: Indie Game Dev

Proudest achievement: Losing virginity.

Special talent: I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
#45 to #9 - peapodsarecool
Reply 0
(01/16/2013) [-]
Dream job: Author

Proudest Achievement: Got to Second base.

Special Talent: I can keep rhythm with no metronome.
#11 to #8 - arandomanon ONLINE
Reply +46
(01/15/2013) [-]
Dream Job: None.   
   
Proudest achivement: None.   
   
Special talent: None.
Dream Job: None.

Proudest achivement: None.

Special talent: None.
#16 - themastertroller
Reply +24
(01/16/2013) [-]
#31 to #16 - morstactica
Reply 0
(01/16/2013) [-]
Humorous.    
INTERNET FUN POLICE: Most military (For sure US) are somber pride filled photos without smile, as an unspoken rule... But I don't doubt him.
Humorous.
INTERNET FUN POLICE: Most military (For sure US) are somber pride filled photos without smile, as an unspoken rule... But I don't doubt him.
#30 - smittywrbmnjnsn
Reply +13
(01/16/2013) [-]
I bet, if he really applied himself, he could get it in under 57 seconds.
#21 - hitlerequalsdicks
Reply +9
(01/16/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#33 to #21 - anon
Reply 0
(01/16/2013) [-]
lol "gorilla" warfare...by america lol
#23 to #21 - dgarcia
Reply +3
(01/16/2013) [-]
Gorilla warfare
Gorilla warfare
#24 to #23 - hitlerequalsdicks
Reply +1
(01/16/2013) [-]
monkey warfare?
#34 - mkchillin
Reply +8
(01/16/2013) [-]
Does this look UNSURE to you?
#29 - Thenewguygunther
Reply +4
(01/16/2013) [-]
a young uncle ben????
#22 - dgarcia
Reply +3
(01/16/2013) [-]
Can do a crazy dougie
#12 - monstersz
Reply +3
(01/15/2013) [-]
How would that look like as a Cutie Mark?
#36 to #12 - tehbomb
Reply 0
(01/16/2013) [-]
Nothing because humans don't get cutie marks
#38 to #36 - dolphinjew
Reply 0
(01/16/2013) [-]
Excuse my ignorance, but what is a Cutie Mark?
#39 to #38 - tehbomb
Reply 0
(01/16/2013) [-]
You don't want to know. I will not let another fall into faggotry
Just forget all about this comment and the one before it
#40 to #39 - dolphinjew
Reply 0
(01/16/2013) [-]
It's ponies, isn't it?
#41 to #40 - tehbomb
Reply 0
(01/16/2013) [-]
yes
#42 - davezworldwooh
Reply +1
(01/16/2013) [-]
You think rice is a ************* game
#32 - phoenix grinder
Reply +1
(01/16/2013) [-]
impressive thumbs for such a repost