Lab work. . At a party in college Ah crap, it' s my idiot douche bag lab partner. I do all the work while he sits there bragging about his douche bag frat the w

Lab work

At a party in college
Ah crap, it' s my idiot douche bag
lab partner. I do all the work
while he sits there bragging
about his douche bag frat the
whole time.
And look at the hot chick he' s
with. Goddamn it.
i,. Oh no. he' s coming over here.
aiti, : Why god why?? I can' t even
ii remember his douche bag
K nameis
Oh hey Freddy! at a
coincidence, I was just
talking about you.
Kelly here Just got
an internship at the
hospital where you
OMG you work at Robert Wood?
Wow that is so cool! You have to tell
me about M
You two get to know each other
I have to be out. See you in
class, freddy
That bra just hooked me up
and I don' t even know
his name
the douche bag!
Meh he owed me one for doing
all the lab work
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#1 - anon (01/15/2013) [-]
its definitely the hair that makes you the douchebag
User avatar #19 to #1 - dantemp (01/15/2013) [-]
The collar man, the collar.
User avatar #24 to #1 - wishingwell (01/15/2013) [-]
It is the hair, as anon points out.
when my hair is loose, people call me jesus, metal-head, bob marley, ganja-man, hippie etc. since it's curley.
And if i use any kind of gel im a douche-bag, a yuppie, i've even been called a don juan once or twice.
When i make a ponytail/a kinda knot i'm a hipster/hobo
User avatar #74 to #24 - viscerys (01/15/2013) [-]
My hair grows long and people say I look like Justin Bieber. It's highly irritating.
User avatar #80 to #74 - wishingwell (01/15/2013) [-]
Isn't that just a phase ? - like a month or two? - if so, then wear a hat of sorts, maybe a cap, or a long scarf which could cover your hair. :) that's what my friend, who looks like a little like justin bieber does (not the cap - the hat and a scarfe, sometimes both)
User avatar #153 to #80 - viscerys (01/15/2013) [-]
Unfortunately, hats make me look ridiculous.
#188 to #153 - xortrox (01/15/2013) [-]
I know right?
#99 to #80 - anon Comment deleted by theflamingfire [-]
User avatar #26 to #24 - isradam (01/15/2013) [-]
People say I look like jesus/che guevara

and I really do...
User avatar #159 to #26 - mylazy (01/15/2013) [-]
I was expecting you to say "and I really am..." instead of "and I really do..."
User avatar #287 to #24 - chezburgadominator (01/16/2013) [-]
I know you don't care, but..

In 8th grade, there was this kid who had long, majestic hair, we called him Jesus(his name was brian)..He didn't like being called that, and asked us to stop, but kids would still call him that.

Oddly enough, towards the end of the school year, the boy went bald and we found this out when someone took off his beanie in class...
User avatar #273 to #24 - landartheconqueror (01/16/2013) [-]
shave it
User avatar #113 to #24 - erotictentacle (01/15/2013) [-]
people tell me i look like a Mexican drug boss if i wear some dark glasses.
#61 to #24 - tope (01/15/2013) [-]
That sounds ******* retarded.
Just go clip your ******* hair, and stop bitching about it if you're so self consious about it.
Hurr durr, why not just get it short? It doesn't have to be all gelled up in order to look decent.
User avatar #79 to #61 - wishingwell (01/15/2013) [-]
Is this bitching to you? sorry, I thought I was just stating experiences, and it wasn't my entention to sound ******* retarded. I don't mind being called those things, not at all - let people have their fun - i know I do.
And if i should choose to bitch/vent, it would be about my slowly declining hairline, which I'm tryinng to hide with the exessive hair.. Or the fact, that my asian/jew-fro has lost it's edge (it's slowly thinning out looking more and more like a black sheep) as a 21 year old male - I'm just enjoying my last years of possible beautiful, vigorous hair, while i study, before I have to enter the 'real world' of business and seriousness.
- this is more like bitching, in my social-circles at least. (and i didn't even mention my ex'es and how they treat me.)
#58 - Larousse (01/15/2013) [-]
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#72 to #64 - ICEDgrunge (01/15/2013) [-]
Was there something you were trying to prove with that?
Was there something you were trying to prove with that?
#195 to #186 - ICEDgrunge (01/15/2013) [-]
I was hoping 			********		 up there was gonna reply to the comment as you did so I could actually use that. Of course he didn't.
I was hoping ******** up there was gonna reply to the comment as you did so I could actually use that. Of course he didn't.
#197 to #195 - Zomygoodness (01/16/2013) [-]
glad to help.
glad to help.
User avatar #138 to #58 - RegardsFromDeath (01/15/2013) [-]
Genie says that D makes an "Ooo" sound. I'm happy.
#85 to #47 - TheBanana (01/15/2013) [-]
the **** you doing with that banana brah?
#66 to #47 - theflamingfire (01/15/2013) [-]
I'm sorry take this melon.
#81 to #66 - sandnigglets (01/15/2013) [-]
I like melons._.
I like melons._.
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#56 to #34 - anon (01/15/2013) [-]
You should have said something man D:
User avatar #241 to #56 - mattdoggy (01/16/2013) [-]
i know
i go back to the same spot every year and build the same thing to hope i see her
no luck yet
will try again this year...
#298 to #241 - handless ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
go back to taringa you ******** or y'all dickheads gonna ruin this site as well?
#86 to #34 - anon (01/15/2013) [-]
And then they ******
#55 to #34 - therobsorensen (01/15/2013) [-]
Beta! Should have sealed the deal! By. Any. Means. Necessary.
#57 to #34 - anon (01/15/2013) [-]
Should have alphaed up and said "I should help your brother more often"
User avatar #123 to #34 - jsrf (01/15/2013) [-]
If that was me i would have walked to her on my knee's begging for her number
#54 to #34 - texasbarbie (01/15/2013) [-]
getting a kiss on the cheek from a decent girl who actually has some morals is actually the best thing in the world.Congrats mate...
#59 to #34 - frylord (01/15/2013) [-]
idk if to be happy for you or depressed you didnt get her number
User avatar #267 to #59 - dawdawdwa (01/16/2013) [-]
Well, look at it this way: He saw a Valkyrie and lived to tell about it.
#29 - fearlessdeeds (01/15/2013) [-]
This is why I like having a broad spectrum of connections.

And to be honest, it doesn't take being just as much of a douche to get favors from that douche from chem class.

Just sayin...
User avatar #18 - dawggz (01/15/2013) [-]
You are a douchebag because :

1. This may very well be a repost.
2. If someone is dumb at something doesn't mean he's a douchebag
3. Yes, you are the douchebag for prejudicing.
#251 to #18 - popkornking (01/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #53 to #18 - shadowsynergy (01/15/2013) [-]
There is no "being dumb at something." It just requires more work. If your aren't willing to put in that work your a douche bag.
#161 to #18 - anon (01/15/2013) [-]
It also mentions that he is a frat boy who brags about his exploits. The word douchebag clearly applies.
User avatar #63 to #18 - coolcalx (01/15/2013) [-]
he says he's a douchebag because he doesn't help out with the lab. that's definitely douche behavior.
User avatar #272 to #164 - landartheconqueror (01/16/2013) [-]

man sex...
#121 - stopdropandtroll (01/15/2013) [-]
Better patch this onto that one panel to end all the confusion.
User avatar #5 - scottysglasses ONLINE (01/15/2013) [-]
It gets me annoyed when people call other douches for no reason. My friends brother passed away years ago, my friend went through a self discipline stage of working out, taking his anger out through training. And during that he learned to eat healthy and so on
About 3 months after becoming what seemed on the outside an alpha, he got a girlfriend. I spoke to her a lot also, and she said they first time they kissed he was shaking and he poured his heart out to her.
Being buff doesn't subject you to be an insensitive person, there's always kind considerate people
#226 to #5 - anonyrnoose (01/16/2013) [-]
OP said nothing of this "douche" lifting weights.

The "douche" would never help out with the labs and **** , plus apparently he'd never shut up about his frat or something. I'd say that that is a good enough reason for him to earn the title "douche".
User avatar #295 to #226 - scottysglasses ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]
i wasn't aiming at OP, i was aiming at the the word douche in a mis-used word sense
#296 to #295 - anonyrnoose (01/16/2013) [-]
Well, I thought you brought it up because you thought it had said something about the douche lifting weights in the comic. My mistake.
#132 - expertsexchange (01/15/2013) [-]
Why are the comment getting so many likes tonight?
Why are the comment getting so many likes tonight?
User avatar #139 to #132 - hammarhead (01/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #233 to #132 - dustyshane (01/16/2013) [-]
I've been away for about a week, and the comment replies are now organized like reddit's, why exactly is that now?
User avatar #275 to #132 - landartheconqueror (01/16/2013) [-]
i was going to make a clever comment/observation about it, but i can't think of anything, nor do i have any related gifs :(
#140 to #132 - expertsexchange (01/15/2013) [-]
Well now i feel pretty stupid.
Well now i feel pretty stupid.
#136 to #132 - mvtjets ONLINE (01/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #276 to #136 - landartheconqueror (01/16/2013) [-]
well **** , lookit that. you explained a question i've been having for the past couple of days.
#190 to #136 - acemrhawk ONLINE (01/15/2013) [-]
Thanks, didn't notice that.
User avatar #30 - kingbulbasaur (01/15/2013) [-]
Why do you have spaghetti for hair?
#111 - anticitezenone ONLINE (01/15/2013) [-]
To everyone with "Newest" on

this is what the comment sections look like
User avatar #144 to #111 - hammarhead (01/15/2013) [-]
If not for this sort crap, you'd have many more thumbs. you have mine.
User avatar #162 to #111 - qxangelxp (01/15/2013) [-]
At least the replies aren't hidden by default.
#50 - futtef (01/15/2013) [-]
**futtef rolled a random image posted in comment #110 at Goodbye cruel world. **
#148 to #50 - diegotan (01/15/2013) [-]
Cheer up, dingus.
Cheer up, dingus.
User avatar #60 - captchaftwblaa (01/15/2013) [-]
no you are not a douche. you are just the new gay friend for his gf... just sayin
User avatar #65 to #60 - anonomoz (01/15/2013) [-]
this is the truth
#127 - blutzcrunk (01/15/2013) [-]
**blutzcrunk rolled a random image posted in comment #183 at Gollum you sexy bastard! **
<Love your hair, bro
#31 - adamkk (01/15/2013) [-]
#128 - oniguru (01/15/2013) [-]
>That bra just hooked me up and I don't even know his name
>That bra just hooked me up
>That bra
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