genius. .. What if she decides to make one that says 'marry' Then you might run into issues genius What if she decides to make one that says 'marry' Then you might run into issues
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#6 - phanact
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What if she decides to make one that says 'marry'

Then you might run into issues
#19 - ButtonFly
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#18 - howaboutnsfw
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Put the "marry" in your pants. If she looks there, then she is worth marrying
#169 to #18 - TarnRazor
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I would put "blow" in my pants actually
#1 - dennisc
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First tell her you left notes for her and she has to find them all and put them in the correct order. Leave 'will', 'you', and 'me' in easy to spot places and then put two others together hidden in a closet that say 'make' and 'dinner'
#15 to #1 - rubixium
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Or you could just skip the dramatics and write 'will' 'you' 'leave' 'me'
#24 to #1 - darthjangopwnz
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... for a second I thought "will you make dinner me"....
#2 to #1 - scarytown
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3 extra notes. you forgot "for"
#3 to #2 - SwiftNinja
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No he didn't? For has no place here.
#4 to #3 - scarytown
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It does if he phrases it: "Will you make dinner for me?" there is the other option, but I didn't think of that until now.
#12 to #4 - infamoustrapper
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will you make me dinner? i think thats the one he was going for. is that you one you realized? or is there still another one
#227 to #12 - scarytown
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yes
#5 to #4 - arrogant
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Make me dinner will you?
#14 to #1 - anon
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"Will you make dinner me?"
#105 to #14 - hillbillypowpow
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will you make me dinner
#160 to #1 - funkyrednipples
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Will you make dinner me?
#58 to #1 - ryanct
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Will you make dinner me?
#11 - camwilskel
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#229 to #11 - chopyourhandoff
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#25 - fearlessdeeds
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And then you slept on the couch that night.
And then you slept on the couch that night.
#186 to #25 - rakitas
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but the right hand never left him
#77 to #25 - rockamekishiko
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month*
#16 - jakols
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And when sports gets boring you make a new note with the words "Blow" written on it, and place it on the floor right in front of you
#70 to #16 - hipickausername
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When do sports get boring?
#48 to #16 - wellfuckmylife
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I don't know why... but I think she would probably do it then.
Only one way to find out. Going to do it by myself.
#49 to #48 - wellfuckmylife
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Oh, yea.. right.
I have no girlfriend.
#33 - dexxart
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Hope he dosen't have a friend named will... Will, you, me? Awkward...
#35 - Cleavland Steamer
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Take 3 pigs.   
Using paint, label them 1, 2, and 4.   
Set them loose in an office building.
Take 3 pigs.
Using paint, label them 1, 2, and 4.
Set them loose in an office building.
#163 to #35 - fjfjcum
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A few years back some seniors in my high school did that
I heard that **** was priceless
#38 to #35 - Memitim
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I had a friend who read that somewhere and thought it would be fun to do that in highschool.
#40 to #38 - damago
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I know this to be a lie, because you said "I had a friend." Should have just said "I knew a guy who did that." I'd believe you then
#43 to #40 - Memitim
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I never said he did it. I said he thought it would be fun.
#45 to #43 - damago
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missed my joke :(
#46 to #45 - Memitim
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Aw, damn. Sorry man. I do that all the time.

Was it a joke about me not having friends? If so, I didn't totally miss it. I was going to ask if you were only disbelieving me because I said I had a friend, but thought better of it.
#222 to #46 - damago
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It was indeed. I only make it cause I know that feel
#111 to #35 - twittykitty
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Doesn't work like that Brenda/ see SET UP CALLED KKKKK TEXT. so next CVS recipes all store legal went /strip me Walmart / make my NIGHT WHORE/ SUN KNOWS LANSCAPE HEHE
#89 to #35 - jackpott ONLINE
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It took a crane.
#208 to #35 - adgymous
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I did something similar to your story, but instead of using pigs, I shot up my school
#39 to #35 - pbeldin
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**pbeldin rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Get tactical ** dont forget to feed them exlax to make it better
#44 to #39 - Memitim
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Grease them.
#57 to #35 - hoffmeisterh
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Get three mattresses
label them 1, 2, and 4
put them in a swimming pool
takes 3 cranes and a pig
#42 - fizzor
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