Silly Jokes. . People are too soft these days. The other day I was telling someone a few " mama Cokes: when suddenly I started getting called an insensitive bas
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Silly Jokes

People are too soft these days. The
other day I was telling someone a
few " mama Cokes:
when suddenly I started getting
called an insensitive bastard.
That' s the last time
I visit an orphanage.
My boss asked me to work through
my lunch break today.
I shouted. "You tucking bastard! I
come in at 8. 30 and don' t get
thanks tor it, work till 6 at night
and don' t get thanks tor it. while
lazy bastards like you leave at 2
Just to play golf all tucking after-
noon!"
Then I emailed him back and said.
Sure boss, no problem"
The Boomerang.
A Frisbee tor ginger kids.
I' iust added Princess Diana as a
friend on the wok.
I don' t think she has any games for
it though. because she' s always on
the dashboard.
What' s the similarity between
immigrants and sperm?
Thousands come but only one will
work.
I was about when my
dad caught me drinking.
I said. "Dad. honest it' s the first
time."
That' s a lie" he replied. "No one
ever gets caught at doing anything
the first time."
so later that night. I went out and
raped someone.
statistically... 9 out of to people
enjoy gang rape.
News headline: 'Woman dies from
lack of iron'
Maybe next time I tell one to do the
ironing. she' ll tucking listen.'
My girlfriend' s a pornstar.
my will she be pissed when she
finds out.
I was raping a woman last night an she
screamed "Nor. THINK OF MY
CHILDREN!"
Kinky bitch.
...

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#2 - weedly (01/15/2013) [-]
Repost!
#14 - newbtube (01/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang-rape...someone please tell me that isn't true.
User avatar #16 to #14 - ryuuk (01/15/2013) [-]
the joke is that the 9 are raping the 1 that doesn't like it.
User avatar #30 - justxjames (01/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
What is the worst thing about gang rape?
Being last!
+1
#23 - heilmeinfuhrer **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#18 - chaosnazo (01/15/2013) [-]
Hah!
#5 - anonymous (01/15/2013) [-]
actually only 8 out of 10 enjoy gang rape. the father is starting to have regrets
#3 - itsallinthefunny (01/15/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I dont get the boomerang one
I dont get the boomerang one
#13 to #3 - anonymous (01/15/2013) [-]
No one will play with gingers bomerang comes back, therefor they can have something to do
User avatar #26 - getoutoftheshower (01/15/2013) [-]
Statistically 76% of statistics are made up on the spot...
#22 - fizzythunder (01/15/2013) [-]
Kinky bitch gets me everytime
Kinky bitch gets me everytime
User avatar #21 - AudaciousBS (01/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The last one got me.
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#10 - tahusauras **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#27 - anonymous (01/15/2013) [-]
All taken from Sickipedia.
#4 - gorekaiser (01/15/2013) [-]
Thats one of my favorites. Too bad its a repost. Thumb down son.
#1 - menderen (01/15/2013) [-]
More, please make some more. :D
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