jesus christ!. . I emmerson sta rsh i psf rd i SI may we Knew when he' s a baby. and JESUS when he' s an adult, but bees the bible ever mention his rebellious t jesus christ! I emmerson sta rsh i psf rd SI may we Knew when he' s a baby and JESUS an adult but bees the bible ever mention his rebellious t
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jesus christ!

I emmerson sta rsh i psf rd i SI
may we Knew when he' s a baby. and JESUS when he' s
an adult, but bees the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager
years?
jesus, go feed the /
IOU' RE NOT MY REAL FATHER'
the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes awn trom the shy
be what your stepfather says you little *****
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#7 - schizoo
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(01/15/2013) [-]
they never had to worry when he went to a party. He only brought water
they never had to worry when he went to a party. He only brought water
#13 to #7 - thatfuego
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imagine partying with j-dawg you'd be like "yo j! were out of wine" and hes like oh well just get some cups of water I got you, and then after all the weed was gone, you'd be like so jesus, all we got left is this bag of seeds and stems, think you could help us out?
#60 to #7 - myrrdhin
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(01/15/2013) [-]
"Jeeez, we're out of booze!"
"Take some from the pool."
"What? But there isn't any in the- oh i got it."
#17 - mankey
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(01/15/2013) [-]
I have some exclusive footage of Jesus in those years!
I have some exclusive footage of Jesus in those years!
#51 to #17 - imabser
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(01/15/2013) [-]
******* OW BRO ASS FIRST INTO THE PAIN.
#6 - bloodseel
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I read somewhere that he fought a dragon in his teens and he was a little ****
#47 to #6 - anon
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#21 - Metallicock
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#29 - tomhefailin
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There was this one time. They go to this big town for whatever Jewish reason. A day into the journey back home Marys like, "Wait, where the **** is Jesus." Her and big Joe look for him for 3 days, they finally find him in the big church. They're all like, "Jesus, what the ****? You can't just run away we been looking everywhere for you." And Jesus is all like, "Bitch, where else would I be? I'm Jesus ******* Christ, this my daddy house." Paraphrased of course.
#58 to #29 - thebritishguy
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(01/15/2013) [-]
please write your translated version of the bible, you would be an millionaire
#70 to #58 - tomhefailin
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(01/15/2013) [-]
Every Sunday after church i'll translate what I heard. Usually I'm too hungover to know whats happening but I get the jist of it.
#1 - dederplaol
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#5 to #1 - urapooper ONLINE
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(01/15/2013) [-]
how did you get children? you apparently have 3
#14 to #5 - dederplaol
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(01/15/2013) [-]
Must have been that orgie.. they told me they were on the pill, #****** #yolt
#4 to #1 - Tatou
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#2 to #1 - dunderbiffen
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#3 to #2 - dederplaol
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(01/14/2013) [-]
lol'd more than I should've
lol'd more than I should've
#10 - wiredgal
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(01/15/2013) [-]
I always thought that kind of made sense.
I mean, he was supposed to be human, right? With human flaws.

So he found out he was the son of God and freaked the **** out, didn't believe it.
Took him until he was in his thirties to accept his role and begin teaching.
#35 to #10 - xxxgnipsxxx
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(01/15/2013) [-]
That is such a cool way to look at it, and I like this version better than what the traditional view of him goes.
#37 to #35 - wiredgal
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(01/15/2013) [-]
Is there an official verdict on what he did in his young adulthood?
Since (as an atheist) I like to be open minded and see things from the other point of view, I actually went to a Bible study group once and got talking to the teacher about this exact subject, she seemed to agree with what I thought about it.

Haha, that was fun.
We went around the room with post-its and stuck our thoughts over certain excerpts, I made the whole abridged-Bible-on-a-post-it joke and stuck it to her place on a desk.
"Don't be a dick." -God
She didn't appreciate that :P
#39 to #37 - mexikaner
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(01/15/2013) [-]
gold star for you
#41 to #37 - xxxgnipsxxx
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Haha that's hilarious, and while there is little to no information on what he did in his early life, I think it's widely assumed that he knew his purpose and knew what and who he was, as early as age 12 from that story about him running off from his parents to chill in the temple. But again, I like your idea better, more realistic.
#11 to #10 - Accidentalninja
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(01/15/2013) [-]
I feel that what you just described could become a comedy really easily it would be called 'Jesus Christ'
#12 to #11 - wiredgal
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(01/15/2013) [-]
It would have canned laughter and a young-adult Jesus going around getting pissed on water wine and having fun with his friends, performing miracles and only just managing to keep his holy virginity
Ohmygod it would be the best thing ever.
#25 to #12 - jeffthellamaking ONLINE
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(01/15/2013) [-]
Until the Catholics, Baptists, and West Boro get wind of it.
#27 to #25 - wiredgal
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(01/15/2013) [-]
Life of Brian seemed to do okay.
We'll name our character Brian too, then nothing can go wrong!
#24 to #12 - apocalypseboyz
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(01/15/2013) [-]
You would like "The book of Biff: A gospel of Christs teenage years". I pissed myself laughing 3 times while reading the book.
#26 to #24 - wiredgal
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(01/15/2013) [-]
I'll look into it, thanks ^^
#16 - jakols
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#22 - cometfire
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(01/15/2013) [-]
This tickled me in a special place.

Thumb for you, OP.
#45 - xactor
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