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jesus christ!

I emmerson sta rsh i psf rd i SI
may we Knew when he' s a baby. and JESUS when he' s
an adult, but bees the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager
years?
jesus, go feed the /
IOU' RE NOT MY REAL FATHER'
the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes awn trom the shy
be what your stepfather says you little *****
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#7 - schizoo (01/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
they never had to worry when he went to a party. He only brought water
they never had to worry when he went to a party. He only brought water
#17 - mankey (01/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I have some exclusive footage of Jesus in those years!
I have some exclusive footage of Jesus in those years!
User avatar #6 - bloodseel (01/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I read somewhere that he fought a dragon in his teens and he was a little ****
User avatar #29 - tomhefailin (01/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
There was this one time. They go to this big town for whatever Jewish reason. A day into the journey back home Marys like, "Wait, where the **** is Jesus." Her and big Joe look for him for 3 days, they finally find him in the big church. They're all like, "Jesus, what the **** ? You can't just run away we been looking everywhere for you." And Jesus is all like, "Bitch, where else would I be? I'm Jesus ******* Christ, this my daddy house." Paraphrased of course.
#1 - dederplaol (01/14/2013) [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #10 - wiredgal (01/15/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I always thought that kind of made sense.
I mean, he was supposed to be human, right? With human flaws.

So he found out he was the son of God and freaked the **** out, didn't believe it.
Took him until he was in his thirties to accept his role and begin teaching.
#16 - jakols (01/15/2013) [-]
#22 - cometfire (01/15/2013) [-]
This tickled me in a special place.

Thumb for you, OP.
#40 - arcademachine (01/15/2013) [-]
I had this book when I wan young.
User avatar #18 - shingha (01/15/2013) [-]
I'm a christian and i find this very funny.
#32 - broorb (01/15/2013) [-]
it does actually
he rebelled by going to church
what a badman
#62 - rodneyabc (01/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Wasn't the life expectancy really really short back then?
#30 - hopate (01/15/2013) [-]
**hopate rolled a random image posted in comment #2811351 at MLP Friendly Board ** This is Jesus as a teen
User avatar #20 - paintedxxxgoddess (01/15/2013) [-]
Hence the dark ages hahaha
User avatar #19 - swagasaurusrex (01/15/2013) [-]
Cheesus Christ
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