Boner. found on homefeed. when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a or does it slowly rise like uremia from his cotten. You claim that my boner can reach the outside of my zipper Boner found on homefeed when you unzip a guys pants while he has boner does it pop up immediately like or slowly rise uremia from his cotten You claim that my can reach the outside of zipper
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#7 - rambochicken
Reply +307
(01/14/2013) [-]
You claim that my boner can reach the outside of my zipper
You claim that my boner can reach the outside of my zipper
#82 to #7 - anon
Reply 0
(01/15/2013) [-]
Are you being serious or just kidding?
#92 to #82 - rambochicken
Reply +12
(01/15/2013) [-]
Yea......kidding...heh
Yea......kidding...heh
#143 to #92 - mogierk
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(01/15/2013) [-]
i know that feel all to well.....
#89 to #7 - JNS
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(01/15/2013) [-]
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#97 to #7 - anon
Reply 0
(01/15/2013) [-]
Do not worry. I am a woman and I find your earnesty and sense of humor arousing.

Or I could be a man posing to be a girl on the internet,

you will never know
#91 to #7 - inoland
Reply +1
(01/15/2013) [-]
im sorry. come here. I know that pain *bro hug*
#18 - muchosgustaman
Reply +216
(01/14/2013) [-]
Depends on the angle of the dangle.
#72 to #18 - aranea
Reply -7
(01/14/2013) [-]
I'd thumb your comment up, but the number is perfect! 69.
#100 to #18 - lifeanddeath
Reply +3
(01/15/2013) [-]
Lawl.
#29 to #18 - retardedtriforce
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(01/14/2013) [-]
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#34 - wunderwaffe
Reply +157
(01/14/2013) [-]
#10 - tarnis
Reply +90
(01/14/2013) [-]
I enjoy flexing my penis to make it bounce up and down. If a girl has never seen it before it will blow their mind.
#69 to #10 - Psychotic
Reply 0
(01/14/2013) [-]
^this
#83 to #10 - anon
Reply 0
(01/15/2013) [-]
I do this and my girlfriend was amazed
#71 to #10 - raiterra
Reply +1
(01/14/2013) [-]
My boyfriend does that...It freaks me out but I can't look away....
#87 to #10 - tikledpikle
Reply +1
(01/15/2013) [-]
i do the same thing, it never ceases to amuse me or them.
#117 to #10 - tagamur
Reply +1
(01/15/2013) [-]
Kegels make it better for you and her
#130 to #10 - theonlyjero
Reply +1
(01/15/2013) [-]
Now I feel compelled to try this if I get another girlfriend.
#139 to #10 - ChumLeee
Reply +1
(01/15/2013) [-]
/FLEX
#167 to #10 - porkychoppa
Reply +1
(01/15/2013) [-]
Confirmed.

Did that a few weeks ago, gf died laughing. (not sure at the bouncing or my penis size)
#60 to #10 - trojanmannn
Reply +4
(01/14/2013) [-]
I'm excited for the first time that i have sex so i can do this to confuse the **** out of the girl i screw. if I ever do screw someone. crying now.
#43 to #10 - hirollin
Reply +7
(01/14/2013) [-]
in return she will blow your mind.


and by mind I mean penis.
#11 to #10 - yeahvinyl
Reply +18
(01/14/2013) [-]
I remember having sex with my boyfriend at the time and him stopping, I assumed he was doing that 'I learned this in porn, it's called buffering' **** so I just looked at him, AND THEN HE MOVES HIS PENIS INSIDE ME. LIKE A ******* TENTACLE.    
   
How do you guys do that?
I remember having sex with my boyfriend at the time and him stopping, I assumed he was doing that 'I learned this in porn, it's called buffering' **** so I just looked at him, AND THEN HE MOVES HIS PENIS INSIDE ME. LIKE A ******* TENTACLE.

How do you guys do that?
#16 to #11 - auesis
Reply +10
(01/14/2013) [-]
It essentially IS a tentacle. It's just a muscle that you can manipulate to a certain degree. Tensing/relaxing does the trick.
#79 to #16 - everyonesbuddy
Reply +6
(01/15/2013) [-]
mfw "it actually IS a tentacle" ('cept im not a lady)
mfw "it actually IS a tentacle" ('cept im not a lady)
#81 to #79 - auesis
Reply +1
(01/15/2013) [-]
I don't know which comment you read then, because I said "essentially", not "actually"
#84 to #81 - everyonesbuddy
Reply +1
(01/15/2013) [-]
its just that im secretly black and have a hard time with this whole reading business
#109 to #84 - auesis
Reply 0
(01/15/2013) [-]
There's no need to be secretive about it, I'm sure others are suffering as well
#136 to #109 - everyonesbuddy
Reply 0
(01/15/2013) [-]
im looking at you, obama
#85 to #84 - tarnis
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(01/15/2013) [-]
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#12 to #11 - tarnis
Reply +4
(01/14/2013) [-]
Its like a muscle ya just flex it. Like how girls can tighten the vagina.
#37 to #12 - masterfluffydubs
Reply +7
(01/14/2013) [-]
...a penis is not a muscle. You are tightening your gluts and taking advantage of the tendon that runs back to your pelvis.

FTFY...
#40 to #37 - tarnis
Reply +1
(01/14/2013) [-]
cool
#144 to #11 - dapianoman
Reply +2
(01/15/2013) [-]
You're not worthy of our manly secrets.
#36 - gmarrox
Reply +67
(01/14/2013) [-]
It's more like a drunk guy falling out of a car.
#113 to #36 - anaklusmos
Reply +2
(01/15/2013) [-]
that is the most apt description I've heard yet.
#118 to #113 - thepyras
Reply 0
(01/15/2013) [-]
It's Joe Koy's.
#45 - megustaboss
Reply +64
(01/14/2013) [-]
**megustaboss rolled a random image posted in comment #2817478 at MLP Friendly Board ** "slowly rises like dracula from his coffin"    
   
   
   
   
   
wat
**megustaboss rolled a random image posted in comment #2817478 at MLP Friendly Board ** "slowly rises like dracula from his coffin"





wat
#48 to #45 - betesta ONLINE
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(01/14/2013) [-]
I like the fact that this comment comes from a MLP board    
   
Gif unrelated
I like the fact that this comment comes from a MLP board

Gif unrelated
#147 to #45 - dsgbiohazard
Reply 0
(01/15/2013) [-]
Polar opposite reaction image, close enough.

Pic unrelated. Unless of course, you have a strong enough imagination.
#148 to #45 - anon
Reply 0
(01/15/2013) [-]
Best. *******. Movie. Ever
#9 - FAILtim
Reply +45
(01/14/2013) [-]
I will never know.
I will never know.
#70 - deviroux
Reply +31
(01/14/2013) [-]
If he already has a boner than its more like whack-a-mole...
But if his pants are already off it depends how fast you turn him on...
#2 - multiskin
Reply +27
(01/14/2013) [-]
it is more like a falcon punch
#13 to #2 - imabser
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(01/14/2013) [-]
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#4 - allisonfirex
Reply +20
(01/14/2013) [-]
more like slaps me in the face..
#159 to #4 - MrShaggy
Reply 0
(01/15/2013) [-]
I have some bad news...   
   
You might be OP.
I have some bad news...

You might be OP.
#168 to #159 - allisonfirex
Reply +1
(01/15/2013) [-]
Good heavens, now that would imply that I am a fagogt! Thank the lord that when i went to the local clinic i was found to be diagnosed with lol-jk-have-a-vagina syndrome . Very similar symptomea not not the same effect i must say! :)
#172 to #168 - MrShaggy
Reply +1
(01/15/2013) [-]
Well, I have some more news.

You gave me a boner.