Boner. found on homefeed. when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a or does it slowly rise like uremia from his cotten. You claim that my boner can reach the outside of my zipper
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#7 - rambochicken (01/14/2013) [-]
You claim that my boner can reach the outside of my zipper
You claim that my boner can reach the outside of my zipper
#89 to #7 - JNS ONLINE (01/15/2013) [-]
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#82 to #7 - anon (01/15/2013) [-]
Are you being serious or just kidding?
#92 to #82 - rambochicken (01/15/2013) [-]
Yea......kidding...heh
Yea......kidding...heh
#143 to #92 - mogierk (01/15/2013) [-]
i know that feel all to well.....
User avatar #91 to #7 - inoland (01/15/2013) [-]
im sorry. come here. I know that pain *bro hug*
#97 to #7 - anon (01/15/2013) [-]
Do not worry. I am a woman and I find your earnesty and sense of humor arousing.

Or I could be a man posing to be a girl on the internet,

you will never know
User avatar #36 - gmarrox (01/14/2013) [-]
It's more like a drunk guy falling out of a car.
#113 to #36 - anaklusmos (01/15/2013) [-]
that is the most apt description I've heard yet.
User avatar #118 to #113 - thepyras (01/15/2013) [-]
It's Joe Koy's.
#18 - muchosgustaman (01/14/2013) [-]
Depends on the angle of the dangle.
User avatar #72 to #18 - aranea (01/14/2013) [-]
I'd thumb your comment up, but the number is perfect! 69.
User avatar #10 - tarnis (01/14/2013) [-]
I enjoy flexing my penis to make it bounce up and down. If a girl has never seen it before it will blow their mind.
User avatar #69 to #10 - Psychotic (01/14/2013) [-]
^this
User avatar #71 to #10 - raiterra (01/14/2013) [-]
My boyfriend does that...It freaks me out but I can't look away....
#83 to #10 - anon (01/15/2013) [-]
I do this and my girlfriend was amazed
User avatar #87 to #10 - tikledpikle (01/15/2013) [-]
i do the same thing, it never ceases to amuse me or them.
#117 to #10 - tagamur (01/15/2013) [-]
Kegels make it better for you and her
User avatar #130 to #10 - theonlyjero (01/15/2013) [-]
Now I feel compelled to try this if I get another girlfriend.
User avatar #139 to #10 - ChumLeee (01/15/2013) [-]
/FLEX
User avatar #167 to #10 - porkychoppa (01/15/2013) [-]
Confirmed.

Did that a few weeks ago, gf died laughing. (not sure at the bouncing or my penis size)
User avatar #60 to #10 - trojanmannn (01/14/2013) [-]
I'm excited for the first time that i have sex so i can do this to confuse the **** out of the girl i screw. if I ever do screw someone. crying now.
User avatar #43 to #10 - hirollin (01/14/2013) [-]
in return she will blow your mind.


and by mind I mean penis.
#11 to #10 - yeahvinyl (01/14/2013) [-]
I remember having sex with my boyfriend at the time and him stopping, I assumed he was doing that 'I learned this in porn, it's called buffering' 			****		 so I just looked at him, AND THEN HE MOVES HIS PENIS INSIDE ME. LIKE A 			*******		 TENTACLE.    
   
How do you guys do that?
I remember having sex with my boyfriend at the time and him stopping, I assumed he was doing that 'I learned this in porn, it's called buffering' **** so I just looked at him, AND THEN HE MOVES HIS PENIS INSIDE ME. LIKE A ******* TENTACLE.

How do you guys do that?
User avatar #16 to #11 - auesis (01/14/2013) [-]
It essentially IS a tentacle. It's just a muscle that you can manipulate to a certain degree. Tensing/relaxing does the trick.
#79 to #16 - everyonesbuddy (01/15/2013) [-]
mfw "it actually IS a tentacle" ('cept im not a lady)
mfw "it actually IS a tentacle" ('cept im not a lady)
#81 to #79 - auesis (01/15/2013) [-]
I don't know which comment you read then, because I said "essentially", not "actually"
User avatar #84 to #81 - everyonesbuddy (01/15/2013) [-]
its just that im secretly black and have a hard time with this whole reading business
#109 to #84 - auesis (01/15/2013) [-]
There's no need to be secretive about it, I'm sure others are suffering as well
User avatar #136 to #109 - everyonesbuddy (01/15/2013) [-]
im looking at you, obama
#85 to #84 - tarnis (01/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #12 to #11 - tarnis (01/14/2013) [-]
Its like a muscle ya just flex it. Like how girls can tighten the vagina.
User avatar #37 to #12 - masterfluffydubs (01/14/2013) [-]
...a penis is not a muscle. You are tightening your gluts and taking advantage of the tendon that runs back to your pelvis.

FTFY...
User avatar #40 to #37 - tarnis (01/14/2013) [-]
cool
User avatar #144 to #11 - dapianoman (01/15/2013) [-]
You're not worthy of our manly secrets.
#9 - FAILtim (01/14/2013) [-]
I will never know.
I will never know.
#70 - deviroux (01/14/2013) [-]
If he already has a boner than its more like whack-a-mole...
But if his pants are already off it depends how fast you turn him on...
User avatar #2 - multiskin (01/14/2013) [-]
it is more like a falcon punch
#13 to #2 - imabser (01/14/2013) [-]
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#3 - anon (01/14/2013) [-]
depends on how hot you are
#41 - damncheese (01/14/2013) [-]
I rises slowly because of the underwear.
#56 - moldybreadcrumb (01/14/2013) [-]
unleashing the kracken
unleashing the kracken
#45 - megustaboss (01/14/2013) [-]
**megustaboss rolled a random image posted in comment #2817478 at MLP Friendly Board ** "slowly rises like dracula from his coffin"    
   
   
   
   
   
wat
**megustaboss rolled a random image posted in comment #2817478 at MLP Friendly Board ** "slowly rises like dracula from his coffin"





wat
#147 to #45 - dsgbiohazard (01/15/2013) [-]
Polar opposite reaction image, close enough.

Pic unrelated. Unless of course, you have a strong enough imagination.
#148 to #45 - anon (01/15/2013) [-]
Best. ******* . Movie. Ever
#48 to #45 - betesta (01/14/2013) [-]
I like the fact that this comment comes from a MLP board    
   
Gif unrelated
I like the fact that this comment comes from a MLP board

Gif unrelated
#77 - Medication (01/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #123 to #77 - arstya (01/15/2013) [-]
Sexy eye. Massive finger.
#149 to #77 - anon (01/15/2013) [-]
HE HAS NO EYELASHES!!!!
#76 - Schadenfreude (01/15/2013) [-]
I hate it when I get a boner and it kills seven people in front of me.
I hate it when I get a boner and it kills seven people in front of me.
#80 to #76 - vincernio (01/15/2013) [-]
then you know, knocks the moon out of orbit.
User avatar #108 to #80 - tombombadil (01/15/2013) [-]
Then it starts pulling other planets to its center of gravity.
User avatar #4 - allisonfirex (01/14/2013) [-]
more like slaps me in the face..
#159 to #4 - MrShaggy (01/15/2013) [-]
I have some bad news...   
   
You might be OP.
I have some bad news...

You might be OP.
User avatar #168 to #159 - allisonfirex (01/15/2013) [-]
Good heavens, now that would imply that I am a fagogt! Thank the lord that when i went to the local clinic i was found to be diagnosed with lol-jk-have-a-vagina syndrome . Very similar symptomea not not the same effect i must say! :)
#172 to #168 - MrShaggy (01/15/2013) [-]
Well, I have some more news.

You gave me a boner.
#62 - gtk (01/14/2013) [-]
She thinks that going to be large enough to get out of my zipper!?
User avatar #65 - mrfourtysevenman (01/14/2013) [-]
his underwear gets caught on it and the harder you pull on the underwear the harder it slaps you in the face in the end.
User avatar #47 - themastertroller (01/14/2013) [-]
i prefer "sunrise"
#46 - tehphire (01/14/2013) [-]
Or more like the Rise of Vader?

With the Imperial March playing in the background.
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