20 years. Tough choice. Not mine, have never seen it on FJ. Amman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts m her robe and are kinda cool
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20 years. Tough choice. Not mine, have never seen it on FJ. Amman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts m her robe and

Tough choice. Not mine, have never seen it on FJ

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Amman awakes during the night to find that her husband was
not in their bed. She puts m her robe and goes down stairs tn
lank far him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup
of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at
the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a
sip of coffee.
What' s the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the rknm.
Why are you dawn here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 gears ago when we
were dating, and you were only 1??"
he asks solemnly. The wife is touched thinking her
husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.
The husband pauses. The wards are not coming easily. " gnu
remember when gnu father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
Yes, I remember," sags the wife, lowering herself into a chair
beside him. The husband continues..." you remember when he
shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marra mg
daughter, I will send you tonail for 20 years".
I remember that dnn", she replies softly. He wipes another tear
from his cheek and sags... "I would have gotten out today!"
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User avatar #1 - semisane (01/14/2013) [-]
Does owning a shotgun give you the right to send people to jail for 20 years?
#5 to #1 - Rascal (01/14/2013) [-]
How can you not get it ?
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User avatar #8 to #1 - lordlolland ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
If you are a psychopath that can make your daughter say her boyfriend raped her then maybe... Depends on how rape is punished where it occurred.
#9 to #1 - Rascal (01/14/2013) [-]
having sexual intercourse with a 17 year old does (in the US)
User avatar #4 to #1 - maddboiy (01/14/2013) [-]
welcome to 'murica
User avatar #7 to #1 - nightmaren (01/14/2013) [-]
I'm guessing the husband was over 18, and i says she's only 17.
User avatar #12 to #1 - chuca (01/15/2013) [-]
idk, but it seems to give me the right to walk into other peoples houses,take their things and **** who ever
User avatar #2 - RakuIcarus (01/14/2013) [-]
im assuming that because she was 17 her father threatened to inform the police about the pedophilia being commited to his daughter
#14 to #2 - zombieconsultant (01/15/2013) [-]
seriously? 17? Damm... In my country sex between consenting individualrs are legal form the age of 16
#3 to #2 - inukatje (01/14/2013) [-]
It's not pedophilia if the person is post-puberty. Plus, 17 is legal in a lot of places [small]including where i live..[small]
It's not pedophilia if the person is post-puberty. Plus, 17 is legal in a lot of places [small]including where i live..[small]
User avatar #10 to #3 - andalitemadness (01/14/2013) [-]
But in parts of the U.S, 17 is illegal.
User avatar #15 to #10 - RakuIcarus (01/15/2013) [-]
It's really down to where to live that interprets the idea of this joke
#13 - Rascal (01/15/2013) [-]
Prison. Prison for 20 years.

Jail is for sentences less than a year.
Prision is for sentences more than a year.

And too lazy to log in to Zembrache because **** all yall.
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