Know the Difference. For your safety.. Baum. , Dim’ Lst Knife. It's STABULOUS.
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User avatar #2 - philliyoMLB (01/14/2013) [-]
It's STABULOUS.
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User avatar #11 to #2 - opieman (01/14/2013) [-]
Well, it's certainly not straight
#117 to #11 - thismousepad (01/15/2013) [-]
I even scrolled up to check.
#23 - wierd (01/14/2013) [-]
you call that a knife?

This is a knife!!!
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User avatar #80 to #23 - hammarhead (01/14/2013) [-]
youtu.be/9VDvgL58h_Y

Enjoy yourselves, its a wild ride.
#25 to #23 - dillonm (01/14/2013) [-]
Thats a spoon
#29 to #25 - wierd (01/14/2013) [-]
alright alright you win,

I see you played knifey spoony before
#71 - habanaro (01/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #12 - amirblumenfeld (01/14/2013) [-]
How do you pronounce Bowie? Is it Bowie or Bowie? I always thought it was Bowie...
User avatar #124 to #12 - arstya (01/15/2013) [-]
It's Bowie. Only weird people pronounce it like Bowie.
User avatar #14 to #12 - sketchE (01/14/2013) [-]
do you live in maryland? or anywhere in the vicinity? that sounds like something someone who watched the baysox play
User avatar #16 to #12 - fistpump (01/14/2013) [-]
Bow, as in long-bow.
E, as in... E...
Bow-E
User avatar #50 to #16 - amirblumenfeld (01/14/2013) [-]
It was a joke
User avatar #69 to #12 - equinoxxa (01/14/2013) [-]
It's Bowie, not Bowie. Obviously.
#57 - legendofzeldafreak (01/14/2013) [-]
"Now this is a knife."
User avatar #59 to #57 - legendofzeldafreak (01/14/2013) [-]
It is Christian Brutal Sniper if you didn't know.
#73 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
I guess that knife went under a few ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
I guess that knife went under a few ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
User avatar #84 to #73 - seratyo ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
I could see a sailor using it when fighting in a dance hall.
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#85 to #18 - lionti (01/14/2013) [-]
what babe?
User avatar #36 to #18 - windsong (01/14/2013) [-]
What babe?
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User avatar #38 to #37 - windsong (01/14/2013) [-]
What power?
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User avatar #41 to #39 - windsong (01/14/2013) [-]
Who do?
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User avatar #43 to #42 - windsong (01/14/2013) [-]
Do what?
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#61 to #44 - onkii (01/14/2013) [-]
I SAW MY BABY

CRYING HARD AS BABE COULD CRY
#64 to #61 - schnickelfritz (01/14/2013) [-]
What could I do?
#65 to #44 - youxbarstard (01/14/2013) [-]
What babe?
User avatar #52 to #41 - kmang (01/14/2013) [-]
You do
#56 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
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I actually have a Bowie Knife. It was only $20 so I'm guessing it's a piece of ***** . It's the model in this picture. Anybody else have one?
#81 to #56 - thehornedking (01/14/2013) [-]
I got this at my local flea market for $15. cut myself pretty good sharpening it.
User avatar #133 to #81 - dafuqman (01/15/2013) [-]
heartlessrobot, here's my 25.7 inch Gerber Gator machete.
#136 to #133 - dafuqman (01/16/2013) [-]
Good thing i decided to upload the picture right?
User avatar #127 to #81 - vonspyder ONLINE (01/15/2013) [-]
looks like a kabar knife.
User avatar #82 to #81 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
Well, mine's 14 inches long, so that's a lot more material.
#83 to #56 - thatangryguy (01/14/2013) [-]
I've got one, the damn cheap ass handle split on mine so I now have a duct-tape handle.
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User avatar #89 to #86 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
Understandable. I have better knives for actual use, I'll just use it to scare off muggers.
#91 to #89 - subgunner (01/14/2013) [-]
cold steel shovel my friend, it is modelled after the Russian special forces shovel and it dose every job I gave it, even cuts steak if you sharpen it a bit. 30 bucks and worth every penny
User avatar #129 to #91 - vonspyder ONLINE (01/15/2013) [-]
I prefer the US Army E-Tool. more versatile.
User avatar #98 to #91 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
I might get one, but stitching a pocket for it on the inside of a trenchcoat might prove difficult. I think I might just get a swordcane.
User avatar #128 to #98 - vonspyder ONLINE (01/15/2013) [-]
Sword canes are over-rated and flimsy. dont bother. A good 3-4 inch gerber is great for concealability, if you want intimidation you can go to harborfreight and get a quality hunting/survival knife for 8 bucks, or if you just have to have a big thing to hack and slash with...get a machete...a good one, not the cheap flimsy **** they sell at walmart.
User avatar #130 to #128 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (01/15/2013) [-]
See, my dad has a nice swordcane. If I get tempered steel or high carbon steel it'll cost an arm and a leg but will be as strong as a claymore. Or I could get a decent cane and just smack the **** out of people with it.
User avatar #131 to #130 - vonspyder ONLINE (01/15/2013) [-]
thats my suggestion: nothing beats a good shalagle!
User avatar #132 to #131 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (01/15/2013) [-]
I'm looking at either
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or
http://www.weaponmasters.com/shopping/City-Stick-p-16273.html
I'm favoring the first one.
User avatar #87 to #56 - subgunner (01/14/2013) [-]
bought it used it broke it, Winchester Bowies are **** . but for 20 bucks I did not expect much
User avatar #90 to #56 - dagold (01/14/2013) [-]
Been stabbed with one, does that count?
User avatar #92 to #90 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
Well, depends on whether or not it absorbed enough of your blood to overwrite the coding and bond to you as it's new master.
User avatar #95 to #92 - dagold (01/14/2013) [-]
sadly no, both stab wounds were pretty shallow.
User avatar #94 to #56 - SonofChuck (01/14/2013) [-]
Exact one I have. Not bad for the price and gets the job done, at least for what I use it for.
User avatar #116 to #56 - homercxg (01/15/2013) [-]
Knifes are actually pretty cheap
#118 to #56 - pexualsredator (01/15/2013) [-]
I do! They are good for a little while but after it gets dull, there's no way you can get it back to it's original sharpness. It worked for the first few weekends of stabbing armadillos but it just sucked afterwards...
#120 to #56 - bulbakip (01/15/2013) [-]
Is it full tang? if it is, then its not total **** (full tang means the blade goes all the way through the handle) Plus you could run around as John Marston.
User avatar #76 to #56 - vonspyder ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
price doesnt always determine knife quality. You can get some great knives for 20 bucks or less. As long as its made from good grade steel and has been sharpened that knife youve pictured would be just fine. Feel the blade of your knife: if it feels like it is more likely to break with lots of pressure than it is to bend, thats a good indication of the kind of steel you want. If it feels flimsy or bendable then cut yourself for justin bieber with it.
User avatar #77 to #76 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
I don't know, hearing justin bieber makes me want to cut my ears off, does that count?
User avatar #78 to #77 - vonspyder ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
close enough. cheers.
#32 - omegadynasty (01/14/2013) [-]
That's Sovereign to you.
#67 - maskedhippo (01/14/2013) [-]
This is a knife...
#26 - jdonaldson (01/14/2013) [-]
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#88 - snakefire (01/14/2013) [-]
You call that a knife? I call that a dildo.
User avatar #93 to #88 - haunterbrony (01/14/2013) [-]
I miss that wolf
User avatar #126 to #88 - arstya (01/15/2013) [-]
I call it a sounding plug.
#34 - DweebyTwonkyHead (01/14/2013) [-]
Trivia: Did you know that David Bowie's real name is David Jones. He changed his name to Bowie because there was already a pop star called Davy Jones (The Monkees). Bowie named himself after the Bowie knife.
User avatar #75 to #34 - theavatarspupil (01/14/2013) [-]
And no matter what, people will argue the bow-ee versus boo-ee (as in the knife) pronunciation battle

David Boo-ee master race!
#123 - epicevillink (01/15/2013) [-]
god those sparkles make me want to use this gift
god those sparkles make me want to use this gift
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User avatar #30 - megaton (01/14/2013) [-]
the David bowie knife is bigger so it actually isn't just a superficial change
User avatar #31 to #30 - megaton (01/14/2013) [-]
i am so confuse what is happeneing with post order
#33 to #31 - ichbinlecher (01/14/2013) [-]
Check you settings if you are on highest rated or newest.
#105 - hentailovers (01/14/2013) [-]
**hentailovers rolled a random image posted in comment #2449766 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** thats not a knife, this is.
#72 - hopate (01/14/2013) [-]
**hopate rolled a random image posted in comment #2445332 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** this is a knife
#6 - arkamedies ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
I have this right next to me for when a zombie breaks through my door. pic related its my knife
User avatar #112 to #6 - arkamedies ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
why did this get -58 thumbs?
User avatar #135 to #112 - psykobear (01/15/2013) [-]
Because it was some kid showing off his knife to a bunch of people online, who obviously don't care.
User avatar #22 to #6 - trollwoopnazi (01/14/2013) [-]
Oh, you're cool, aren't you?
#28 to #6 - markonj (01/14/2013) [-]
The bigger the weapon, the smaller the penis
User avatar #55 to #28 - oowaxdoo (01/14/2013) [-]
That explains the samurais then
#46 to #6 - anon (01/14/2013) [-]
If a zombie broke through your door you'd probably piss yourself and cry, you faggot.
#15 to #6 - anon (01/14/2013) [-]
More like protecting you from pussy
#40 to #15 - theflamingfire (01/14/2013) [-]
Reminds me of this
User avatar #27 to #15 - psykobear (01/14/2013) [-]
This is why you need an account. All of these wonderful thumbs we are giving you could be yours!
#134 to #27 - psykobear (01/15/2013) [-]
Why did I get red thumbs for this? I was encouraging an anon who made a funny comment to create an account and enjoy all of the thumbs he had earned.
I'm sorry?
User avatar #62 to #15 - thepyras (01/14/2013) [-]
A vagina big enough to break down your door is nothing you'll want to face without a knife.
#45 to #15 - anon (01/14/2013) [-]
^I made this comment
#49 to #48 - mrbull (01/14/2013) [-]
POINTLESS
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