This is what I call commitment. . tun tact i knew this girl trom camp Who had a british accent but she wasn' t trom england and then one day i went to her house tumblr accent english
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This is what I call commitment

tun tact i knew this girl trom camp Who had a british accent but she wasn' t
trom england and then one day i went to her house and her parents didn' t
have a british accent either SD i asked her where she got it trom because i
was really confused and she tok) me her parents faked it until she was 7
because they wanted a child with a british accent
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#7 - kinglobster (01/14/2013) [-]
this is a better camp story
User avatar #82 to #7 - willindor (01/14/2013) [-]
Bible leaders? Do you mean Jesus and his 12 ****** ?
User avatar #53 to #7 - exicuton (01/14/2013) [-]
You had me at bible
#37 to #7 - crazyolitis (01/14/2013) [-]
Their FW they saw the girl.
#49 - chuffberry (01/14/2013) [-]
i am going to do exactly this, but then with the second child switch to a german accent until they're 7, then have a 3rd child and do a chinese accent or whatever, and keep reproducing until i'm satisfied with the number of different accents in my house
i am going to do exactly this, but then with the second child switch to a german accent until they're 7, then have a 3rd child and do a chinese accent or whatever, and keep reproducing until i'm satisfied with the number of different accents in my house
#84 - anonymoose ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
I think that post is pregnant, because it's missed a lot of periods.
My joke is bad and I feel bad.
#123 to #84 - tragono **User deleted account** (01/14/2013) [-]
#125 to #123 - anonymoose ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
I'm one step ahead of you.
#124 to #123 - tragono **User deleted account** (01/14/2013) [-]
EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT
EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT
#126 to #124 - tragono **User deleted account** (01/14/2013) [-]
EVERYTHING IS EVEN DIFFERENTER
EVERYTHING IS EVEN DIFFERENTER
#101 to #84 - blutzcrunk (01/14/2013) [-]
**blutzcrunk rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at Would you rather.... **

But your joke is good, and you should feel good.
#17 - puredeliciousness (01/14/2013) [-]
>Purchase large area of land, mostly forest
>Adopt 8 babies, each of a different nationality
>Keep them in forest
>Cut off all outside contact
>Raise them to think I am God
User avatar #97 to #17 - theugandanhero (01/14/2013) [-]
and gods only language will be English
User avatar #35 to #17 - blokrokker (01/14/2013) [-]
Better make sure those babies are midgets.
#5 - nitrogendesign (01/14/2013) [-]
These parents win parent of the year awards
#1 - wholesomeburn (01/13/2013) [-]
I am so doing this now...
User avatar #92 to #1 - ferbisboy (01/14/2013) [-]
funny how replies to the comments are called children
User avatar #4 to #1 - foelkera ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
>Adopt several redheaded dwarf babies
>Speak in a fake Irish accent while you raise them
>Encourage heavy drinking, smoking, and violence
>Dress them up like leprechauns
>Release army of stereotypes into public

just one of my many plans for adulthood
User avatar #12 to #4 - swimmingprodigy (01/14/2013) [-]
>Army of stereotypes

HAHAH
#130 to #4 - twistedrider (01/14/2013) [-]
Need some background music too?
#50 - damago (01/14/2013) [-]
jesus 			*******		 christ that run on sentence...
jesus ******* christ that run on sentence...
#25 - phanact (01/14/2013) [-]
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This one time at band camp
#13 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
does punctuation just not exist on tumblr or is a large section of the internet just trying to piss me off!
#70 to #13 - anon (01/14/2013) [-]
Everyone there is 10, so no, it doesn't exist.
#131 to #13 - wheres (01/14/2013) [-]
>complains about punctuation   
>finishes question with an exclamation mark   
>shygddt
>complains about punctuation
>finishes question with an exclamation mark
>shygddt
#31 to #13 - anon (01/14/2013) [-]
?*
#41 - JMF (01/14/2013) [-]
Whenever I read run-on-sentences like that, I read them like this; funfactiknewthisgirlfromcampwhohadabritishaccentbutshewasn'tfromenglandandthenon edayiwenttoherhouseandherparentsdidn'taveabritishacceenteithersoiaskedherwheresh egotitfrombecauseiwasreallyconfusedandshetoldmeherparentsfakedituntilshewas7beca usetheywantedachildwithabritishaccent
#9 - anon (01/14/2013) [-]
But...what KIND of British accent were they doing?
#11 to #9 - corundum (01/14/2013) [-]
A lot of people don't realize Britain isn't just England. That's what makes me smarter than everyone else.
User avatar #10 to #9 - ICEDgrunge (01/14/2013) [-]
Most likely the Hollywood British accent.
#106 - lowlifescarecrow (01/14/2013) [-]






If she had a British accent, and wasn't from England, she could be Scottish, Welsh or Northern Irish.
User avatar #133 to #106 - firinne (01/14/2013) [-]
or Irish?
#78 - itsbendingtime (01/14/2013) [-]
But American attempts at British accents are without exception really over the top bad... I would know, I'm British..
Besides which there is no single "British accent", for the size of our country, we have a ridiculous amount of accents. Just off the top of my head I can think of:

Brummy
Mackem
Scottish
Northern
Geordie
Yorkshire
Received Pronunciation (upper class/posh)
Norfolk
#103 to #78 - anon (01/14/2013) [-]
Scouse...
User avatar #114 to #78 - kandazz ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
Shut up limey.
#79 to #78 - sirthomasburr (01/14/2013) [-]
You missed Mancunian and now I'm going to cry, I hope you're happy
#80 to #79 - itsbendingtime (01/14/2013) [-]
City or United?

If you say United then yes, yes I am happy that you are crying.
#85 to #80 - sirthomasburr (01/14/2013) [-]
CIty, luckily, now you have to feel guilty
User avatar #116 to #78 - TimBisley (01/14/2013) [-]
You put Scottish but within Scotland there's a few distinct accents/dialects
#68 - desacabose ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]


What if she actually fakes it but is embarrassed and made up that story
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User avatar #2 - neokun (01/14/2013) [-]
Does that even ******* work? What about everyone else? They all spoke differently.
User avatar #8 to #2 - ickalanda (01/14/2013) [-]
From my experience, no. I know a lot of people who have foreign parents but grew up in the USA, and they all speak English with American accents. A lot of them are able to replicate their parents accent very well though.

Definitely calling BS on this one.
#14 to #8 - cptdisneyland ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
If i kept my child isolated and surrounded them with British[white][white] media would it work?
User avatar #136 to #14 - ickalanda (01/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, it would probably work then, might have to maintain until about the age of 10 though to make sure it sticks.
User avatar #15 to #2 - Edi (01/14/2013) [-]
Moved to us when I wasn't even a year old with parents who completely didn't know english. I don't have an accent.
#16 - anon (01/14/2013) [-]
No such thing as a "British" accent
#18 to #16 - Spikeydeath (01/14/2013) [-]
yes there is
English
Irish
and Welsh
only countries i know of around there
#20 to #18 - TheHutchie (01/14/2013) [-]
Are you a ******* moron?

And anon is right, while many accents are from Britain, none of them are "British". There are hundreds in just England alone.
#36 to #20 - BrayBoy (01/14/2013) [-]
Please ignore the raging anon above,
what he meant to say was "actually Ireland (or at least the republic of it) is not part of Britain" Its possible to be normal about it
#21 to #20 - Spikeydeath (01/14/2013) [-]
Ah the scottish people
Always pissed off
User avatar #22 to #21 - TheHutchie (01/14/2013) [-]
And in this case, also correct.

Makes a change right? I'll be off to my whisky, haggis and bagpipes now.
#27 to #22 - youxbarstard (01/14/2013) [-]
Have you actually eaten haggis?
And if so, what does it taste like?
#32 to #27 - weirdfishes (01/14/2013) [-]
Haggis is nice it's just like spiced minced meat.. you just eat it with mash XD
User avatar #28 to #27 - TheHutchie (01/14/2013) [-]
I have not, it looks disgusting. I also can't play bagpipes, don't drink whisky, and have worn a kilt only once.

I am not a very good Scot, but at least it goes to show that stereotypes are wrong.
#29 to #28 - youxbarstard (01/14/2013) [-]
I myself am not a very good kiwi, I don't like sports, I hate going outside, I don't fish or eggs or kumara (sweet potato's for those of you that don't know what it is) and I don't care very much for the mitre 10 adverts.
User avatar #58 to #29 - defeats (01/14/2013) [-]
But do you have sex with your sheep? Because that really is all that matters.
#137 to #58 - youxbarstard (01/14/2013) [-]
No, only our most backward farmers do that.
#26 to #18 - anon (01/14/2013) [-]
IRELAND IS NOT IN BRITAIN YOU STUPID CUNT.

GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT YOU IGNORANT PRICK
#30 to #26 - anon (01/14/2013) [-]
northern Ireland is
#43 to #30 - backlists (01/14/2013) [-]
UK = Northern Ireland and Great Britain

British Isles = UK + Ireland

Great Britain = England, Wales and Scotland. Not Northern Ireland.
User avatar #33 to #16 - yetaxaa (01/14/2013) [-]
While most Americans don't understand that there is no single 'british accent' you could consider that since there are tons of accents from Britain, then it is possible to have a British, meaning, one of many possibilities.

I have a British accent. Someone from Scotland also has a British accent. Doesn't mean they are the same British accent.
#34 to #33 - xlxluckyjoexlx (01/14/2013) [-]
It's from celtic ancestry, Britain, Ireland, Scotland, and Whales, which is why each one sounds slightly similar but different enough to not be exact.
User avatar #40 to #34 - fromtheinternet (01/14/2013) [-]
Wales*
#62 - brosanction (01/14/2013) [-]
so many thumbs in the comments
it is good day to be on FJ
#119 - mickeymaufive (01/14/2013) [-]
>British accent
>England
Whoever wrote that sentence is a ******* spastic.
User avatar #134 - firinne (01/14/2013) [-]
Wonder how screwed up that accent was?
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