White horse, you say?. Not sure if repost, but this just made so much sense. A KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR IS A MAN WHO HAS NEVER HAD HIS METAL TRULY TESTED. "What do you think a knight is for, girl? You think it's all taking favors from ladies and looking fine in gold plate? Knights are for killing." -Sand


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#98 - babyweewee (01/14/2013) [-]
420 praise it faggot
User avatar #111 to #98 - joshdian (01/14/2013) [-]
what is this from?
#112 to #111 - babyweewee (01/14/2013) [-]
Dark Souls
Dark Souls
User avatar #125 to #112 - joshdian (01/14/2013) [-]
thank you kind sir
#462 to #98 - Schwarzenegger (01/14/2013) [-]
What the zoobidey flip-flop-bop did you just say about me, you flippidy zoob woobity? I'll have you know I zooped and flooped to the top of my class in the zobbler wobbler, and I've rop-wop-flopped in numerous shoobidy doobidies on floppity pudding, and I have over 300 shibbidy bops. I am trained in flap-floppities and I'm the top doober in the entire shibbidy. You are nothing to zoobidy-me but just another zoobidy. I will zoop you the blop out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this floobidy Earth, mark my flibbidy flop. You think you can flop away with zoobing that doobie-woobie to me over the Interzoobies? Think again, flap-flopper. As we speak I am zipping my blopping bloop of flobbidies across the boopidy and your floopidy is being flopped right now so you better poopidy for the big zoobidy flop party, son. You're jeeber zeebered, son. I can be anywhere, any-flopping-time, and I can zoop and woop you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my boobidy shoobidies. Not only am I extensively zooped in zip-wop, but I have access to the entire zabber of the Zap Wop Muggity Top and I will zoop it to its full extent to flap your flobbity flob off the face of the zoobie, you zabber wabber. If only you could have known what zopping fury your little "zoopity" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have zooped up. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you flapping babbling shooby-wooper. I will zip zop all over you and you will drown in it. You're zooped, son.
User avatar #459 to #98 - kyrozor (01/14/2013) [-]
420 Blaze the sun.
User avatar #473 to #458 - iamchicken (01/14/2013) [-]
Hey i made that =D
User avatar #475 to #473 - nevrit (01/15/2013) [-]
Kudos m8
User avatar #482 to #475 - iamchicken (01/15/2013) [-]
#16 - TheSaxon (01/13/2013) [-]
"What do you think a knight is for, girl? You think it's all taking favors from ladies and looking fine in gold plate? Knights are for killing." -Sandor Clegane
"What do you think a knight is for, girl? You think it's all taking favors from ladies and looking fine in gold plate? Knights are for killing." -Sandor Clegane
#39 to #16 - anon (01/13/2013) [-]
Is that an actual helm to buy somewhere? Or a replica that is wearable to buy?

User avatar #334 to #39 - TheSaxon (01/14/2013) [-]
Yes actually, you can buy it now, they just started making it. www.valyriansteel.com/shop/swords/the-hounds-helm/prod_18.html
Anyways I was the hound for Halloween, last year, if anyone would like to see pics, i would be happy to upload them.
User avatar #398 to #334 - daentraya (01/14/2013) [-]
I wanna see. And dahm i wish i could a Needle replica..
User avatar #106 to #16 - dontshoot (01/14/2013) [-]
you want to hate him but you just got to love him
User avatar #336 to #106 - TheSaxon (01/14/2013) [-]
Sandor is my second favorite person in ASOIF. And a better Knight than one else in series, except for maybe Ned or Robb
User avatar #319 to #16 - lillpip (01/14/2013) [-]
Oh god.

The Hound is truly one of the best characters there is.
User avatar #340 to #319 - TheSaxon (01/14/2013) [-]
(spoilers after a clash of kings beware) I agree completely, Sandor is one of my role models. Think about, he is huge and a scary mother ****** , but he only uses violence in response to violence in the books. He is one of the most faithful characters in the series, up until blackwater and than you have to question who he is faithful too, the kingsgaurd or Sansa, and even though he leaves Sansa in King's Landing, he defends her sister to the death. Sandor is one of the TRUE knights in series, along with Jorah, and Brienne.
User avatar #47 to #16 - Jabberwocky (01/13/2013) [-]
fun fact: the man who plays Dog is the same guy who played that "Yarp" character from Hot Fuzz.
User avatar #343 to #47 - TheSaxon (01/14/2013) [-]
Right? Crazy. Rory McCann is his name. Almost as weird as finding out Bane was in Black Hawk Down.
User avatar #433 to #343 - milthyfoustache (01/14/2013) [-]
Thing is Tom Hardy is a pretty famous actor in England
#278 to #16 - anon (01/14/2013) [-]
Holy **** its the berserk armor
User avatar #337 to #278 - TheSaxon (01/14/2013) [-]
But better, becasue it's the GODDAMN HOUND.
#453 to #16 - acksl (01/14/2013) [-]
A song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones gifs anyone?
A song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones gifs anyone?
#455 to #453 - acksl (01/14/2013) [-]
I only got these two
I only got these two
User avatar #235 - RageRambo (01/14/2013) [-]
A Poem. About Dark Souls.
Hero number thirty-three,
Was clobbered by a walking tree.
Hero number thirty-four,
Collapsed before he reached the door.
And hero number thirty-five,
Opened a chest that was alive.
Hero number thirty-six
He fell before a wizard's tricks.
Hero number thirty-seven
Now resides in hero heaven.
Hero number thirty-eight
He saw the boulder just too late.
And hero number thirty-nine,
Was run right through by Ornstein.
And hero number forty, well,
A giant wolf is how he fell.
You'll soon be breathing your last breath,
This isn't life, it's living death.
And though you've only just begun,
You'll soon be hero forty-one.
#311 to #235 - jakeattack (01/14/2013) [-]
did i just feel from the most difficult game imagined?
#320 to #235 - gabbelabbe (01/14/2013) [-]
all thumb this glorious comment up so it can become top comment... PLEASE
User avatar #381 to #235 - dawggz (01/14/2013) [-]
you took that off the internet, not your creation, is it ?
User avatar #483 to #235 - magicmanatm (01/15/2013) [-]
Okay, i was going through my favorites when i stopped by this comment... did you create this or did you find it somewhere? Either way my sides are hurting and you deserve applause.
User avatar #485 to #483 - RageRambo (01/15/2013) [-]
A friend of mine wrote this.
#272 to #235 - demguiltybones (01/14/2013) [-]
I, too have written poems about Dark Souls... with this... I am pleased.
#239 to #235 - brothergrimm ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
that was beautiful..................
that was beautiful..................
#299 to #277 - gaffateip (01/14/2013) [-]
Few moments later
#43 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (01/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #48 to #43 - mikeywizer (01/13/2013) [-]
What's this from?
User avatar #50 to #48 - dingojohn (01/13/2013) [-]
Are you serious?

Because if so, I pity you... It's from Monty Python's "The Holy Grail" .
Watch it, you won't regret it!
User avatar #480 to #50 - mikeywizer (01/15/2013) [-]
Thank you. :)
And, yeah. Never thought to ask. Only seen gifs and pictures.
User avatar #481 to #480 - dingojohn (01/15/2013) [-]
You gotta watch it, it's the pinnacle of humour !
#44 to #43 - slprez (01/13/2013) [-]
Its only a flesh wound
#59 to #44 - anon (01/14/2013) [-]
#68 to #59 - anon (01/14/2013) [-]
Actually he say's 'It's just a flesh wound' and 'tis but a scratch'
You're both wrong
#133 - ascendedwings (01/14/2013) [-]
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#134 to #133 - skinless (01/14/2013) [-]
thats ******* hilarious
#160 to #133 - mindlogic (01/14/2013) [-]
After math... :D
After math... :D
#11 - fitemeirl (01/13/2013) [-]
what if he is so good that it never had the chance to be tested?
what if he is so good that it never had the chance to be tested?
#313 to #11 - jakeattack (01/14/2013) [-]
where the **** are all these dark souls cartoons from? i want moar!
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#463 to #11 - masterchiefawesome (01/14/2013) [-]
... how do you suppose he got that good at knighting?
#355 - shadowmaul (01/14/2013) [-]
**** your heavy armor it only weighs me down
#324 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (01/14/2013) [-]
**steedawwg rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at Fist time having sex.... ** my knight in shining armour.
User avatar #119 to #20 - alexwise (01/14/2013) [-]
No nonononononono!
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#232 - NaTaZ (01/14/2013) [-]
Makes me think of Dark Souls.
#85 - viewtifulbro (01/14/2013) [-]
"Amazing Chest Ahead"
"Amazing Chest Ahead"
User avatar #338 to #85 - came (01/14/2013) [-]
When I first saw that, I was like "Yay, more stuff", then I saw her and giggled. Then I was disappoint cause no chest.
User avatar #100 to #85 - andriod (01/14/2013) [-]
Praise the sun
User avatar #130 to #85 - arstya (01/14/2013) [-]
I'm baffled there isn't more porn of her...
User avatar #350 to #130 - deliciousdee ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
Only thing I've found is her ******* Seathe. That's the only one.
#474 to #350 - arstya (01/15/2013) [-]
#396 - mezzjuc ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
What about mithril?
#325 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
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#353 - thatdutchguy (01/14/2013) [-]
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#360 to #353 - jokervsbatsy ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
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#361 to #360 - jokervsbatsy ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
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#389 to #361 - rexcheddar (01/14/2013) [-]
Have this one
Have this one
#199 - ninjabadger (01/14/2013) [-]
Yeah Dark Souls!
Yeah Dark Souls!
User avatar #449 to #199 - kateeb (01/14/2013) [-]
#470 to #449 - ninjabadger (01/14/2013) [-]
I have no idea, but I would guess it's somewhere on Youtube.
#51 - baka (01/13/2013) [-]
Then you haven't met the man in the golden armor with a shotel, "friend".
Then you haven't met the man in the golden armor with a shotel, "friend".
User avatar #132 to #51 - arstya (01/14/2013) [-]
He's a backstabbing prick. Of course his armor is shiny.

Until I cut his damn head off with my scythe...
User avatar #55 to #51 - slandersalamander (01/14/2013) [-]
Lautrec was such a douche. I'm glad I killed him.
User avatar #64 to #55 - viscerys (01/14/2013) [-]
I liked him for a while. He and Solaire (The best character in any game ever) helped me kill the Gaping Dragon.
User avatar #96 to #64 - slandersalamander (01/14/2013) [-]
Also, Domnhall of Zena > Solaire
User avatar #95 to #64 - slandersalamander (01/14/2013) [-]
Gaping Dragon is one of the easiest bosses in the game. All you have to do is run around until he sits still for a minute, and then rush up and hit him a few times. Rinse and repeat maybe 10 or 15 times until it dies. Solaire and Lautrec just sort of got in the way while I was fighting him.
User avatar #358 to #95 - viscerys (01/14/2013) [-]
I failed to mention that I'm genuinely bad at the game, so I was having difficulty with practically everything the game threw at me.
User avatar #131 to #95 - arstya (01/14/2013) [-]
CUT THE ******* TAIL!
User avatar #147 to #131 - slandersalamander (01/14/2013) [-]
Not to mention, it doesn't scale with anything, so it's outdamaged by other weapons once you max out your build, despite its high base.
User avatar #146 to #131 - slandersalamander (01/14/2013) [-]
The axe is pretty underwhelming IMO. It needs 50 strength to wield, and if you have that before level 120 your other stats are way too low.
User avatar #153 to #146 - arstya (01/14/2013) [-]
Still a good collector's item.
User avatar #156 to #153 - slandersalamander (01/14/2013) [-]
I guess if you're going for every unique weapon, yeah. Of course, you'd need two or three playthroughs for that, and the Obsidian Greatsword is still a giant bitch, but who's counting?
#9 - RageRambo (01/13/2013) [-]
Meanwhile in Dark souls.
Meanwhile in Dark souls.
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