Bill the Motherfucking Pony.. Saw on my Tumblr. Bill is best pony.. illgal THESE km on Ley tinfoil atle: c a ntl IEA ac If The Lord of the Rings: Loyal Steed: c Tags are optiona
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Bill the Motherfucking Pony.

Bill the Motherfucking Pony.. Saw on my Tumblr. Bill is best pony.. illgal THESE km on Ley tinfoil atle: c a ntl IEA ac If The Lord of the Rings: Loyal Steed: c

Saw on my Tumblr. Bill is best pony.

illgal
THESE km on Ley tinfoil atle:
c a ntl IEA ac If
The Lord of the Rings: Loyal Steed: cf Middle Earth
EXCUSE ME EVERYONE. You MISSED ONE.
BILL THE MOTHER ******* PONY IS THE MOST BAD ASS PONY TO
EVER PONY.
SIT THE **** DOWN AND LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
BILL WAS AN OLD ******* PONY, AND WHEN THEY BOUGHT HIM IN
BREE, EVERYONE SCOFFED. "YOU' PAYED TOO MUCH FOR THAT
PONY" THEY SAID.
BUT THEY WERE WRONG.
BILL ******* MADE IT WITH THE FELLOWSHIP ALL THE WAY TO THE
MINES OF MORIA_ AND THEN THE WATCHED IN THE WATER ATTACKS,
AND SAM THINKS BILL IS DEAD. BUT IS HE? NO THIS BADASS
************* PONY HOOFS HIS BUTT ALL THE WAY BACK TO
BREE ON HIS LONESOME, WHERE HE ******* WAITS FOR SAM, AND
THEN HELPS THEM AT THE BATTLE OF BYWATER BY GIVING HIS
FORMER / E MASTER A SWIFT KICK IN THE BEHIND.
BILL THE PONY FOR PRESIDENT OF MIDDLE EARTH.
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#14 - connormccloud (01/13/2013) [-]
You forgot Mr. Snookums
#57 to #14 - mcfeelston (01/14/2013) [-]
dear god no!
dear god no!
User avatar #96 to #14 - iamchicken (01/14/2013) [-]
Mr. Snookums gets shot by legolas literally 6 seconds after this shot was taken.
#22 to #14 - hurrdurka ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Looks like a hyena with down syndrome.
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#20 - ocbymii **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#13 - squidamon (01/13/2013) [-]
Maximus is best pony
Maximus is best pony
#46 - happyfox (01/14/2013) [-]
I really need more horse gifs...I'm not a brony but I love horses.   
   
This is the only one I got, sorry for 			******		 quality but it's the world record highest jumping horse, in case you're interested. He's a pretty cool horse.
I really need more horse gifs...I'm not a brony but I love horses.

This is the only one I got, sorry for ****** quality but it's the world record highest jumping horse, in case you're interested. He's a pretty cool horse.
#63 to #46 - anon (01/14/2013) [-]
u want to **** horse?
User avatar #64 to #46 - icametocomment ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
I swear I thought it was about to trip.
User avatar #188 to #46 - daentraya (01/14/2013) [-]
Is it actually two frames per second or is there just a ******* of lag?
User avatar #193 to #188 - happyfox (01/14/2013) [-]
pretty sure it's two per second, it was ****** years ago so the original film wouldn't have been great quality
User avatar #202 to #193 - daentraya (01/14/2013) [-]
Shame. It ruins the awesome jump a little
User avatar #203 to #202 - happyfox (01/14/2013) [-]
try and find the video online, it's better
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#103 to #46 - xMGx (01/14/2013) [-]
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#104 to #46 - xMGx (01/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #47 to #46 - angelmatvey (01/14/2013) [-]
that's... actually pretty cool
#71 to #46 - TopDawg (01/14/2013) [-]
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#145 - jaketasticness (01/14/2013) [-]
Agro bitches
User avatar #7 - mochidrake (01/13/2013) [-]
Best horse companion ever is still Agro from Shadow of the Colossus
User avatar #48 - lelouchlamperouge (01/14/2013) [-]
Right now I'm taking an imaginative literature elective but really it's just LOTR class and we have to write a twenty page narrative through the eyes of one of the characters and two people in my class are writing theirs from the perspective of Bill the Pony, what they could be writing about one can only imagine
User avatar #98 to #48 - darthblam (01/14/2013) [-]
"So I'm having this **** time in some **** town called Bree, right? And this ****** that "owns" me is just a real punk ass bitch. 'Til one day these little beardless midget dwarves walk into town one day and actually BUY me! So we go on this big adventure, and it turns out my new owner is cool and **** then all of a sudden after ******* WEEKS of walking into a god damn mountain, this nig tells me to walk back home! So I was thinkin' "HELL NAW" 'til this ******* tentacle **** came out of this lake and I booked it man! Long story short, I went back to that **** hole Bree and after another couple weeks my nig shows up and we go kick some ass at his home town. And **** got real for us, I tell ya'. Best beardless dwarf midget I ever met."


... Do I get an A?
User avatar #152 to #98 - lasmamoe (01/14/2013) [-]
I really liked the character development, and your language is beautiful.


10/10 would grade A
#53 to #48 - mcfeelston (01/14/2013) [-]
mfw im trying to read this
mfw im trying to read this
#121 - lolbewbs (01/14/2013) [-]
"the most badass pony to every pony" i died laughing
#141 - grimmwaters ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #25 - churrundo (01/13/2013) [-]
"I'm Dr. Schultz and this is my horse Fritz" "Pbrbrbr"
User avatar #36 to #25 - cptmongtard (01/13/2013) [-]
What's that from?
User avatar #40 to #36 - mrmontombo (01/13/2013) [-]
Django Unchained
User avatar #41 to #40 - cptmongtard (01/13/2013) [-]
Oh cool, thanks!
User avatar #42 to #41 - mrmontombo (01/13/2013) [-]
Went and saw it yesterday as a matter of fact. Worth seeing. Only Quentin Tarantino can do violence like that.
User avatar #210 to #42 - churrundo (01/14/2013) [-]
and i liked that he actually moved from the physical violence to the verbal violence in this movie (but still putting all those dickshots)
User avatar #43 to #42 - cptmongtard (01/13/2013) [-]
Tarantino is by far my favorite director. Pulp Fiction is my favorite film of all time.
User avatar #26 to #25 - blackleather (01/13/2013) [-]
Never have I seen an entire theater all laugh at the same time, as if planned and on cue, when he first said it.
User avatar #44 to #26 - omgitztom (01/14/2013) [-]
I saw it with a theater full of rednecks. I couldn't hear parts of the movie, especially the white hood scene, because they were laughing so hard
User avatar #35 to #26 - cptmongtard (01/13/2013) [-]
What's it from?
User avatar #39 to #35 - mrmontombo (01/13/2013) [-]
Django Unchained
#11 - liljxxx (01/13/2013) [-]
i guess you can say they couldn't.......KILL BILL
#33 to #11 - drmedic ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #142 to #119 - zakaizer (01/14/2013) [-]
Didn't Hitler have brown eyes?
User avatar #187 to #142 - Bohya (01/14/2013) [-]
Wasn't Hitler a human?
#194 - legodude (01/14/2013) [-]
Kill bill.
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