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#170 - shishkobob ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
dammit Microsoft. Moses invented the first tablet
User avatar #407 - xHoratioCainex (01/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, well, Steve Jobs is dead.

Gates: 1 Jobs: 0
User avatar #498 to #2 - gantzel (01/14/2013) [-]
**gantzel rolls 95**
#5 to #2 - serotonin (01/13/2013) [-]
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#3 to #2 - wolfbananabear (01/13/2013) [-]
Hoyt hoyt hoyt ho!
#353 to #3 - melllvinnn (01/14/2013) [-]
#354 to #353 - melllvinnn (01/14/2013) [-]
Now prepare to DUURH
Now prepare to DUURH
#7 to #2 - amegaara (01/13/2013) [-]
take all the likes
take all the likes
#58 to #7 - thepyras (01/13/2013) [-]
This should not have happened, but your username made me do it.
#349 - kievbutcher (01/14/2013) [-]
anyone remember the palm pilot?
User avatar #504 to #349 - roninpenguin (01/14/2013) [-]
Yup, had an M100 myself. That is why I'm surprised that Google didn't buy Palm when it was for sale, just on the patent folder alone. There is a reason Apple never sued Palm, Palm could have torn them up with the number of Palm Patents the iPhone violates.
#362 to #349 - fiddyone (01/14/2013) [-]
I remember my dad had one. Didn't understand what I was doing, but it sure was fun!
#450 to #13 - anon (01/14/2013) [-]
how does the saying go?... If it ain't broke, don't fix it?
#451 to #13 - anon (01/14/2013) [-]
What does everyone say? If it ain't broke, don't fix it?
User avatar #272 to #13 - muskabulldog (01/14/2013) [-]
I agree that they've barely changed physically. But the efficiency of their functionality really has improved over time. Like look at a Microsoft PC. Aesthetically, they don't look like they've changed much over the years, but their hardware has improved substantially. That being said, Apple still sucks asslol.
User avatar #360 to #272 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (01/14/2013) [-]
They haven't honestly increased much functionally.
I owned both the iPod Touch versions 2 and 4, and there is not one notable difference other than the camera and microphone.
The only real difference in the hardware happened when they made the latest one, which is a lot more powerful, but it's wasted potential as no one wants to make an app that a majority of iPods wouldn't be able to play.
User avatar #356 to #13 - shaggyballs (01/14/2013) [-]
I really hate how they suddenly decided to change the charger for Iphone 5
goddamn money whores
#403 - chocolatepayne (01/14/2013) [-]
Borrows ideas from other businesses, sues other businesses that are borrowing ideas from them. Wut?
#426 to #403 - anon (01/14/2013) [-]
I believe the word you're looking for is "Hypocrisy"
#436 - karnax (01/14/2013) [-]
And then the computer gods cursed Jobs with cancer.
#441 to #436 - fukdapolice (01/14/2013) [-]
#419 - cometfire (01/14/2013) [-]
And then Jobs was killed by PC. Pancreatic Cancer.   
Karma's a bitch, eh, Stevey?
And then Jobs was killed by PC. Pancreatic Cancer.

Karma's a bitch, eh, Stevey?
#375 - hungryforwords (01/14/2013) [-]
So what your tryin to tell me is that the ipad is the result of a bizarre business three way?
#49 - awesomenessdefined (01/13/2013) [-]
How young are you guys if you think that Microsoft invented the Tablet? Hell, there were tablets ten years before the Newton came out. I think it was IBM or some unknown company.
#61 to #49 - aerius (01/13/2013) [-]
#97 to #61 - ffx (01/13/2013) [-]
You deserve a cupcake.
You deserve a cupcake.
#474 - herbolifee (01/14/2013) [-]
Yet people buy it, don't they?

Look, apple fan's can't help it. They're moderately easy to influence and in the end, Steve Jobs was a ******* genius. Not because of his Apple crap, but because of insane marketing skills. I mean, just think for a second. He made some mediocre stuff, and managed to make the world think it's THE best hardware out there. EVEN with the outrageous prices people STILL don't even hesitate to buy it. Even to this very day people still believe this. Still today people are properly obsessed over his products. Now that's ******* impressive.

No it isn't. Working as an IT technician for quite some time now, I can safely say that Apple stuff is technically very mediocre.
#476 to #474 - anon (01/14/2013) [-]
Have some green thumbs, good sir!
#480 to #474 - infinitereaper (01/14/2013) [-]
It's like I always say on this site when people bitch about human stupidity:

You're all bitching but I'm thinking of the best ways to use the sheep to my benefit.

Honestly though, its not that hard to understand.
User avatar #409 - umybitchnigga (01/14/2013) [-]
iPhone is ****

Samsung: 1
Apple: 0
#405 - bigsaltyballs (01/14/2013) [-]
everyone's fw they find out
everyone's fw they find out
#357 - deathrinder (01/14/2013) [-]

>Still complaining about Apple doing stupid ****

Oh frontpage, how I missed you.
#361 to #357 - fiddyone (01/14/2013) [-]
Was about to ask how you got the year wrong... **** ...
#305 - someoneforamoment (01/14/2013) [-]
It should really be:

The Designer: Samsung improves the design and makes it attractive.
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User avatar #459 to #454 - ludislavonac (01/14/2013) [-]
And that my good sir is known as a marketing guru, and a damn good one the late Jobs was
User avatar #473 to #454 - kookiefrankus (01/14/2013) [-]
I know it gets Apple more money by keeping glass screens but wouldn't making the screens out of something durable bring better reviews and less hate? Thus more sales
User avatar #271 - Shiny (01/14/2013) [-]
Apple is just a company that gives people what they want: shiny Veblen goods to wave around in public. Stupid people exist to be exploited.
#283 to #271 - anon (01/14/2013) [-]
It should be said, that their hardware works fine, like most other...cheaper ones. As for the rest: apple ***** your ass and wallet at the same time. The good Win's a least let you the chance to use your computer as a computer. Some Linux versions will blow you mind.
#54 - feffog (01/13/2013) [-]
im fine with them stealing ideas   
im not fine with them stealing ideas, and claiming to be an innovative genious who sues every 			************		 who has anything remotely near his stolen ideas
im fine with them stealing ideas

im not fine with them stealing ideas, and claiming to be an innovative genious who sues every ************ who has anything remotely near his stolen ideas
User avatar #393 to #54 - officerjuice (01/14/2013) [-]
That gif......
#105 to #54 - voideka (01/13/2013) [-]
He didn't. You've clearly never used that MS tablet, it's ******* useless. Steven had the idea of this kinda product for ages, and it took him a good few years to realise how he could create and release a product like it.
User avatar #387 to #105 - wooyoungkim (01/14/2013) [-]
He revolutionized, sure, well at least I think so. He was the one that got the whole touch-screen thing popular anyways. However does that give them the right to claim that they "invented" it?
Also they patent "curved corners" CURVED ******* CORNERS and they sue people for that. What a load of **** .
User avatar #112 to #105 - blahness (01/13/2013) [-]
He did. Like the post said. Steve jobs didn't invent anything. to be honest, steve wozniak was much more of an inventor than steve jobs. steve jobs is a ******* thief that steals other inventions, puts them in one device, and claims it as his own. He even said so himself: "“Picasso had a saying - 'good artists copy, great artists steal' - and we have always been shameless about stealing great ideas.” "

it doesn't matter if the microsoft tablet is useless. The idea was there, and jobs took it.
#117 to #112 - voideka (01/13/2013) [-]
It's not the same device. Trust me. You use one for a week, and use the iPad the next. Then use a Samsung Tab for arguments sake. You tell me again that Steve invented nothing. He did invent stuff, he invented a lot, he turned a **** device usable with his inventions and 'stolen ideas'
User avatar #127 to #117 - blahness (01/13/2013) [-]
I never in my original argument said they were the "same device".
I agree, steve jobs is a genius marketer, but nothing else. He knows how to manage his stolen inventions in a way that makes a product seem modern and likable. but that doesn't go against the fact that steve jobs stole ideas, and claimed them as his own.

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#243 to #127 - CheeriosMan (01/13/2013) [-]
Exactly, he is a great marketer, and that is all Apple wanted from him
#144 to #112 - anon (01/13/2013) [-]
steve jobs isn't a inventor but that doesn't mean he wasn't infinitely important to the success of apple. Steve Jobs gets way to much hate
User avatar #226 to #54 - randomlunchbox (01/13/2013) [-]
im fine with them stealing ideas

im not fine with them stealing ideas, and claiming to be an innovative genious who sues every ************ who has anything remotely near his stolen ideas

By the way I totally made this up this is my original comment i'm suing you for your thumbs.
#408 to #54 - anon (01/14/2013) [-]
Creepiest gif I have seen. Ever.
#307 to #54 - actuallyisdolan (01/14/2013) [-]
That gif. is creepy as 			****		.
That gif. is creepy as **** .
User avatar #457 - graphically (01/14/2013) [-]
I just realized that Steve Jobs was the modern Thomas Edison.
#461 to #457 - tyraxio (01/14/2013) [-]
Thumb for you. But prepare for thumbs down when all the Amerifags come along.
#462 to #461 - ronyx (01/14/2013) [-]
hurr americans are fagets durr
#463 to #462 - tyraxio (01/14/2013) [-]
There's a difference between an American and an Amerifag/Americunt.
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