Ouch.. . mph: In tth grade I pointed out two mamas my teacher made on a worksheet and she looked me dead in the eye and emu. "You' re not perfect either. Andrew
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Ouch.

mph:
In tth grade I pointed out two mamas my teacher made on a worksheet
and she looked me dead in the eye and emu. "You' re not perfect either.
Andrew" and I' m still not ever that.
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#1 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
User avatar #20 - seniorpokeman (01/14/2013) [+] (7 replies)
In forth grade, my teacher tried to teach the class that blood was blue until it touched oxygen, which was why veins were blue. I told her she was wrong, and she got really bitchy with me. So I asked her why syringes don't fill with blue blood when doctors take a sample of your blood. She called my mom because I was arguing with a teacher. Later that day, me and my mom laughed about how much of a ******* dumbass she was.
User avatar #11 - mikkotheraichu (01/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
My fourth grade teacher told us that an eagle was a mammal. She got pissed and wouldn't admit that she was wrong, but never talked about mammals and birds again.
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#33 - themastertroller (01/14/2013) [-]
>teacher reading passage from novel to class
>reads vigilance as "viligance"
>some ******* force in my mind tells me to correct her
>yell out vigilance in front of the class
>she looks at me
>i see the deep pits of hell in her eyes
>blushes instead
>proceed to hide under novel and rethink my life
>class erupts in laughter
>i was then known as the guy who corrected a teacher so audaciously and not penalized for it
mfw
User avatar #16 - rainbowbash (01/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
In 2nd grade we were talking about our favourite singers and my teacher said her favourite was weird al yankovic and her favourite songs were fat and eat it, about 1 minute later we were told to go back to our desks and as I walked she turned to me and said "You weren't offended by those song names were you." I will never get over that.
User avatar #8 - gomugomuno (01/13/2013) [-]
when i was a kid in school the teachers always used to hit me for having bad handwriting(legal where I'm from). i always thought this was stupid cause they used the cane on my palms and then my hand used to shake from the pain and they ******* expected me to write neatly. one time i pulled up the courage to say this to my teacher and lets just say it was a bad choice.
User avatar #54 - jinjo (01/14/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I corrected my BITCH of an English teacher in grade 9 and she kicked me out of class that day.
User avatar #63 to #59 - jinjo (01/14/2013) [-]
She said hung, when it's supposed to have been hanged.

In the use of an execution it's not 'hung' it's 'hanged'.

And she just kicked me out.
#43 - doctoryou (01/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
MFW I did this too.   
MFW my name is Andrew
MFW I did this too.
MFW my name is Andrew
User avatar #17 - theinternets (01/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
my year 6 teacher said I was useless, too bad shes the size of a whale and her husband is Japanese.
User avatar #6 - AliCattLovee (01/13/2013) [+] (5 replies)
My teachers would give me a toonie every time someone corrected them.
User avatar #4 - amplifythat (01/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
i got detention from circling a mistake on a test:
it was something like: "Mary added ___ to test tube and she also added _____, how much does HE have?"
and i circled the "HE" in it.........and she said it is "very" disrespectful to correct a teacher, so she gave me detention
#46 - redrock (01/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>4th grade   
>School has teachers and teacher's aides to help deal with the kids   
>End of the year   
>Teacher's last year at our school, going to do Dual-language program or something   
>Has been there with same teacher's aide for a few years   
>Teacher's aide is crying at in-class end of the year/going away party   
>"Mrs. Whateverhernamewas, why are you crying?"   
>She cops a 						******					 attitude   
>"WELL BECAUSE redrock, it's sad. Is that okay with you?"   
   
I might have been young but I distinctly remember thinking, "well 						****					 you too"
>4th grade
>School has teachers and teacher's aides to help deal with the kids
>End of the year
>Teacher's last year at our school, going to do Dual-language program or something
>Has been there with same teacher's aide for a few years
>Teacher's aide is crying at in-class end of the year/going away party
>"Mrs. Whateverhernamewas, why are you crying?"
>She cops a ****** attitude
>"WELL BECAUSE redrock, it's sad. Is that okay with you?"

I might have been young but I distinctly remember thinking, "well **** you too"
User avatar #38 - temporalguardian ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
the only thing i can say about 4th grade in particular is that one day our teacher had enough of this new kids ******** and yelled so loudly at him (he looked like one of those grumpy all the time 40 year old hockey players) that i actually jumped. he obviously shat himself too but he just tried to brush it off by acting like a cool kid and "calming down"
whats weird about this is that teachers in atleast that school are so ******* retard friendly, like, i dont even understand it. the psychologist and other similair people act like all the children are mentally disabled to some level, like in 2nd grade we we're reading a story i nthe library and this kid just stood up and started calling the librarian and our teacher a bitch and swearing and screaming and no body said anything the teacher just calmly and politely asked him to PLEASE get down and stop yelling, which just made him yell even more.
godihatedthatplacesomuch
another thing about that is i was missing some classes one day so i had to go to another class, and like this chick told me that i get to sit in the SPECIAL chair since im new, and everyone was like sad but happy to meet me. the special chair was a chair on wheels that could turn around, and literally all the pencils were broken like omg wtf are you doing people.
#80 - cabbagemayhem (01/14/2013) [-]
Don't listen to her Andrew! She's a bitch!
User avatar #56 - jinjo (01/14/2013) [-]
Also, my grade six teacher taught us all the wrong equations for surface area and volume, I got a D-grade in algebra that term.

The next year I got a 94 with a good teacher.

I've had some ****** teachers.
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User avatar #44 - rutgers (01/14/2013) [-]
my teachers yelled at me in elementary school for being a smart ass too. Regret being one to this day
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