Ouch.. . mph: In tth grade I pointed out two mamas my teacher made on a worksheet and she looked me dead in the eye and emu. "You' re not perfect either. Andrew Ouch mph: In tth grade I pointed out two mamas my teacher made on a worksheet and she looked me dead in the eye emu "You' re not perfect either Andrew
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In tth grade I pointed out two mamas my teacher made on a worksheet
and she looked me dead in the eye and emu. "You' re not perfect either.
Andrew" and I' m still not ever that.
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#1 - itsmypenis **User deleted account**
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User avatar #2 to #1 - asthmetheus
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**** beat me to it! Thumb for you.
User avatar #9 to #2 - myuu
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What is that?
#19 to #9 - anon id: e675bf77
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Courage the cowardly dog. I still don't know why I watched that show. Gave me nightmares.
#66 to #1 - kirbyy
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User avatar #15 to #1 - justinishere
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bring back all my ******* childhood nightmares
#51 to #1 - carmineshelmet
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eat lead hell spawn
User avatar #20 - seniorpokeman
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In forth grade, my teacher tried to teach the class that blood was blue until it touched oxygen, which was why veins were blue. I told her she was wrong, and she got really bitchy with me. So I asked her why syringes don't fill with blue blood when doctors take a sample of your blood. She called my mom because I was arguing with a teacher. Later that day, me and my mom laughed about how much of a ******* dumbass she was.
User avatar #69 to #20 - andrewluu
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She's right to an extent. It's not BRIGHT BLUE, but it is a darker colour, it appears blue through your skin due to different wavelengths of light reflected back at your eyes.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bloodbags.jpg
Deoxygenated haemoglobin IS a different colour from oxygenated haemoglobin. And have you ever thought that doctors don't take deoxygenated blood? [ie from your veins?] This would be because the blood pressure is much lower moving towards the heart.
I'm a biology student, so if anything I said is wrong, someone correct me.
User avatar #77 to #69 - toosexyforyou
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She's not right to any extent. It's not bright blue, it's not blue at all. It is a darker color, that color being dark red.
User avatar #78 to #77 - andrewluu
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Yeah my bad, I didn't mean to say it was a dark blue either. Link clearly shows a dark red
User avatar #21 to #20 - angelmatvey
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... Oh my god. I never thought of that.
#22 to #21 - seniorpokeman
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Victory had never been sweeter.
#48 to #22 - anon id: 14773ab4
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Victory had never been sweater.
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User avatar #11 - mikkotheraichu
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My fourth grade teacher told us that an eagle was a mammal. She got pissed and wouldn't admit that she was wrong, but never talked about mammals and birds again.
#42 to #11 - firecrotchq
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what is an eagle then...
User avatar #64 to #42 - DoggyBouncer
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It's a bird dumbass.
#61 to #42 - mikkotheraichu
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A... bird...
User avatar #36 to #11 - themastertroller
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oh god imagine her reaction
"holy **** i was wrong this whole time"
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User avatar #30 to #24 - temporalguardian
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not getting it @_ @
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User avatar #50 to #35 - vatra
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I think what he meant is why, so many years later you are still this worked up about nothing.
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User avatar #60 to #58 - vatra
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Oh, okay haha I get that.
User avatar #39 to #35 - temporalguardian
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i see, okay then.
#33 - themastertroller
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>teacher reading passage from novel to class
>reads vigilance as "viligance"
>some ******* force in my mind tells me to correct her
>yell out vigilance in front of the class
>she looks at me
>i see the deep pits of hell in her eyes
>blushes instead
>proceed to hide under novel and rethink my life
>class erupts in laughter
>i was then known as the guy who corrected a teacher so audaciously and not penalized for it
mfw
User avatar #16 - rainbowbash
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In 2nd grade we were talking about our favourite singers and my teacher said her favourite was weird al yankovic and her favourite songs were fat and eat it, about 1 minute later we were told to go back to our desks and as I walked she turned to me and said "You weren't offended by those song names were you." I will never get over that.
User avatar #68 to #16 - toosexyforyou
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HAH
#79 to #16 - murdocisgod
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YFW
User avatar #8 - gomugomuno
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when i was a kid in school the teachers always used to hit me for having bad handwriting(legal where I'm from). i always thought this was stupid cause they used the cane on my palms and then my hand used to shake from the pain and they ******* expected me to write neatly. one time i pulled up the courage to say this to my teacher and lets just say it was a bad choice.
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User avatar #54 - jinjo
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I corrected my BITCH of an English teacher in grade 9 and she kicked me out of class that day.
User avatar #59 to #54 - nightlynutria
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why did you correct the bitch?
User avatar #63 to #59 - jinjo
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She said hung, when it's supposed to have been hanged.

In the use of an execution it's not 'hung' it's 'hanged'.

And she just kicked me out.
#76 to #63 - antisocialtwilight
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Sherlock?
Sherlock?
#70 to #63 - buke
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lol i love when teachers describe a man being "hung" instead of hanged... it is slang for having a large cock XD
User avatar #17 - theinternets
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my year 6 teacher said I was useless, too bad shes the size of a whale and her husband is Japanese.
User avatar #18 to #17 - stallwallwriter
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Wait, are you just being racist about her husband or was that actually an elegant joke about Japanese whaling practices?
User avatar #23 to #18 - theinternets
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Whaling.

She's ******* huge she can't even sit on a chair properly because the metal bends.
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