Ouch.. . mph: In tth grade I pointed out two mamas my teacher made on a worksheet and she looked me dead in the eye and emu. "You' re not perfect either. Andrew
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#1 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2 to #1 - asthmetheus (01/13/2013) [-]
**** beat me to it! Thumb for you.
User avatar #9 to #2 - myuu (01/13/2013) [-]
What is that?
#19 to #9 - anon (01/14/2013) [-]
Courage the cowardly dog. I still don't know why I watched that show. Gave me nightmares.
#66 to #1 - kirbyy (01/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #15 to #1 - justinishere (01/14/2013) [-]
bring back all my ******* childhood nightmares
#51 to #1 - carmineshelmet (01/14/2013) [-]
eat lead hell spawn
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User avatar #30 to #24 - temporalguardian (01/14/2013) [-]
not getting it @_ @
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User avatar #50 to #35 - vatra (01/14/2013) [-]
I think what he meant is why, so many years later you are still this worked up about nothing.
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User avatar #60 to #58 - vatra (01/14/2013) [-]
Oh, okay haha I get that.
User avatar #39 to #35 - temporalguardian (01/14/2013) [-]
i see, okay then.
User avatar #20 - seniorpokeman (01/14/2013) [-]
In forth grade, my teacher tried to teach the class that blood was blue until it touched oxygen, which was why veins were blue. I told her she was wrong, and she got really bitchy with me. So I asked her why syringes don't fill with blue blood when doctors take a sample of your blood. She called my mom because I was arguing with a teacher. Later that day, me and my mom laughed about how much of a ******* dumbass she was.
User avatar #69 to #20 - andrewluu (01/14/2013) [-]
She's right to an extent. It's not BRIGHT BLUE, but it is a darker colour, it appears blue through your skin due to different wavelengths of light reflected back at your eyes.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bloodbags.jpg
Deoxygenated haemoglobin IS a different colour from oxygenated haemoglobin. And have you ever thought that doctors don't take deoxygenated blood? [ie from your veins?] This would be because the blood pressure is much lower moving towards the heart.
I'm a biology student, so if anything I said is wrong, someone correct me.
User avatar #77 to #69 - toosexyforyou (01/14/2013) [-]
She's not right to any extent. It's not bright blue, it's not blue at all. It is a darker color, that color being dark red.
User avatar #78 to #77 - andrewluu (01/14/2013) [-]
Yeah my bad, I didn't mean to say it was a dark blue either. Link clearly shows a dark red
User avatar #21 to #20 - angelmatvey (01/14/2013) [-]
... Oh my god. I never thought of that.
#22 to #21 - seniorpokeman (01/14/2013) [-]
Victory had never been sweeter.
#48 to #22 - anon (01/14/2013) [-]
Victory had never been sweater.
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#33 - themastertroller (01/14/2013) [-]
>teacher reading passage from novel to class
>reads vigilance as "viligance"
>some ******* force in my mind tells me to correct her
>yell out vigilance in front of the class
>she looks at me
>i see the deep pits of hell in her eyes
>blushes instead
>proceed to hide under novel and rethink my life
>class erupts in laughter
>i was then known as the guy who corrected a teacher so audaciously and not penalized for it
mfw
User avatar #11 - mikkotheraichu (01/13/2013) [-]
My fourth grade teacher told us that an eagle was a mammal. She got pissed and wouldn't admit that she was wrong, but never talked about mammals and birds again.
#42 to #11 - firecrotchq (01/14/2013) [-]
what is an eagle then...
User avatar #64 to #42 - DoggyBouncer (01/14/2013) [-]
It's a bird dumbass.
#61 to #42 - mikkotheraichu (01/14/2013) [-]
A... bird...
User avatar #36 to #11 - themastertroller (01/14/2013) [-]
oh god imagine her reaction
"holy **** i was wrong this whole time"
User avatar #16 - rainbowbash (01/14/2013) [-]
In 2nd grade we were talking about our favourite singers and my teacher said her favourite was weird al yankovic and her favourite songs were fat and eat it, about 1 minute later we were told to go back to our desks and as I walked she turned to me and said "You weren't offended by those song names were you." I will never get over that.
User avatar #68 to #16 - toosexyforyou (01/14/2013) [-]
HAH
#43 - doctoryou (01/14/2013) [-]
MFW I did this too.   
MFW my name is Andrew
MFW I did this too.
MFW my name is Andrew
#49 to #43 - gnometrain (01/14/2013) [-]
mfw my name is also Andrew
#67 to #49 - baditch (01/14/2013) [-]
**baditch rolled a random image posted in comment #2523181 at FJ RPG ** MFW my name is not Andrew
User avatar #4 - amplifythat (01/13/2013) [-]
i got detention from circling a mistake on a test:
it was something like: "Mary added ___ to test tube and she also added _____, how much does HE have?"
and i circled the "HE" in it.........and she said it is "very" disrespectful to correct a teacher, so she gave me detention
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User avatar #10 to #4 - gomugomuno (01/13/2013) [-]
yea i realized that teachers are asshole at a very young age and never bothered correcting a teacher even if they taught the whole class wrong.
User avatar #41 to #10 - temporalguardian (01/14/2013) [-]
yup so i lived in canada for 5 years and now im back in fugly serbia and i have to resist SO many times to correct my english teacher. the last one i had i corrected her about something like ****** once, and she didnt mind. but then like 3 months later im on the added class because i want to be humored, and she asks what "A.D" means (like B.C and A.D) now i dont know but im guessing since its Before Christ, then im guessing A.D is After Death (as in after his death) but of course the teacher doesnt correct me, doesnt tell me im wrong, nah man, SHE ******* STRAIGHT OUT LAUGHS AT ME. like the jolly santa kind of laugh, that she's so damn glad im wrong. i just looked at her dead serious and waited for her two answer. and then she said some **** in latin. well **** you too miss.
User avatar #71 to #41 - toosexyforyou (01/14/2013) [-]
I laughed so hard I just had to comment so that you know that
User avatar #8 - gomugomuno (01/13/2013) [-]
when i was a kid in school the teachers always used to hit me for having bad handwriting(legal where I'm from). i always thought this was stupid cause they used the cane on my palms and then my hand used to shake from the pain and they ******* expected me to write neatly. one time i pulled up the courage to say this to my teacher and lets just say it was a bad choice.
User avatar #17 - theinternets (01/14/2013) [-]
my year 6 teacher said I was useless, too bad shes the size of a whale and her husband is Japanese.
User avatar #18 to #17 - stallwallwriter (01/14/2013) [-]
Wait, are you just being racist about her husband or was that actually an elegant joke about Japanese whaling practices?
User avatar #23 to #18 - theinternets (01/14/2013) [-]
Whaling.

She's ******* huge she can't even sit on a chair properly because the metal bends.
User avatar #38 - temporalguardian (01/14/2013) [-]
the only thing i can say about 4th grade in particular is that one day our teacher had enough of this new kids ******** and yelled so loudly at him (he looked like one of those grumpy all the time 40 year old hockey players) that i actually jumped. he obviously shat himself too but he just tried to brush it off by acting like a cool kid and "calming down"
whats weird about this is that teachers in atleast that school are so ******* retard friendly, like, i dont even understand it. the psychologist and other similair people act like all the children are mentally disabled to some level, like in 2nd grade we we're reading a story i nthe library and this kid just stood up and started calling the librarian and our teacher a bitch and swearing and screaming and no body said anything the teacher just calmly and politely asked him to PLEASE get down and stop yelling, which just made him yell even more.
godihatedthatplacesomuch
another thing about that is i was missing some classes one day so i had to go to another class, and like this chick told me that i get to sit in the SPECIAL chair since im new, and everyone was like sad but happy to meet me. the special chair was a chair on wheels that could turn around, and literally all the pencils were broken like omg wtf are you doing people.
User avatar #6 - AliCattLovee (01/13/2013) [-]
My teachers would give me a toonie every time someone corrected them.
User avatar #7 to #6 - AliCattLovee (01/13/2013) [-]
Sorry, they would give anyone a toonie when they corrected them, not just me haha.
#12 to #7 - masterofanon (01/14/2013) [-]
toonie?
#13 to #12 - anon (01/14/2013) [-]
$2 coin
#14 to #13 - masterofanon (01/14/2013) [-]
thanks anon
#27 to #14 - tranminh (01/14/2013) [-]
it's a canadian thing
#46 - redrock (01/14/2013) [-]
>4th grade   
>School has teachers and teacher's aides to help deal with the kids   
>End of the year   
>Teacher's last year at our school, going to do Dual-language program or something   
>Has been there with same teacher's aide for a few years   
>Teacher's aide is crying at in-class end of the year/going away party   
>"Mrs. Whateverhernamewas, why are you crying?"   
>She cops a 			******		 attitude   
>"WELL BECAUSE redrock, it's sad. Is that okay with you?"   
   
I might have been young but I distinctly remember thinking, "well 			****		 you too"
>4th grade
>School has teachers and teacher's aides to help deal with the kids
>End of the year
>Teacher's last year at our school, going to do Dual-language program or something
>Has been there with same teacher's aide for a few years
>Teacher's aide is crying at in-class end of the year/going away party
>"Mrs. Whateverhernamewas, why are you crying?"
>She cops a ****** attitude
>"WELL BECAUSE redrock, it's sad. Is that okay with you?"

I might have been young but I distinctly remember thinking, "well **** you too"
#53 to #46 - brothergrimm ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
classes fw
classes fw
User avatar #80 - cabbagemayhem (01/14/2013) [-]
Don't listen to her Andrew! She's a bitch!
User avatar #56 - jinjo (01/14/2013) [-]
Also, my grade six teacher taught us all the wrong equations for surface area and volume, I got a D-grade in algebra that term.

The next year I got a 94 with a good teacher.

I've had some ****** teachers.
User avatar #54 - jinjo (01/14/2013) [-]
I corrected my BITCH of an English teacher in grade 9 and she kicked me out of class that day.
User avatar #59 to #54 - nightlynutria (01/14/2013) [-]
why did you correct the bitch?
User avatar #63 to #59 - jinjo (01/14/2013) [-]
She said hung, when it's supposed to have been hanged.

In the use of an execution it's not 'hung' it's 'hanged'.

And she just kicked me out.
#76 to #63 - antisocialtwilight (01/14/2013) [-]
Sherlock?
Sherlock?
#70 to #63 - buke (01/14/2013) [-]
lol i love when teachers describe a man being "hung" instead of hanged... it is slang for having a large cock XD
User avatar #44 - rutgers (01/14/2013) [-]
my teachers yelled at me in elementary school for being a smart ass too. Regret being one to this day
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