Nick Names, how do they work?. I cant even start to even.. My friends turned Beth to Beffen. After making it my username, I've discovered beffen is Dutch for cunnilingus.
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#37 - beffen (01/13/2013) [-]
My friends turned Beth to Beffen.   
After making it my username, I've discovered beffen is Dutch for cunnilingus.
My friends turned Beth to Beffen.
After making it my username, I've discovered beffen is Dutch for cunnilingus.
#51 to #37 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
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Know the feeling, mine does actually means gaylord if you twist it a little.

felix=latin for happy=gay
Jarl=lord
#58 to #51 - friedchickenman (01/13/2013) [-]
mine translate into ******
#155 to #51 - ohhaiimthatguy (01/14/2013) [-]
felix actually means lucky, I see no embarassment here
#72 - thumbcommentthumb (01/13/2013) [-]
Wait, My name is Riley, how do people get "Dumb ******* faggot" out of that?
#73 to #72 - sparkofinsanity (01/13/2013) [-]
I've only met one Riley and he's the biggest douche I've ever seen.
I've only met one Riley and he's the biggest douche I've ever seen.
#74 to #73 - thumbcommentthumb (01/13/2013) [-]
It was probably me. I'm the biggest douche I have ever known named Riley...
User avatar #76 to #74 - sparkofinsanity (01/13/2013) [-]
Maybe, I'd ask you where you go to school, but now that I think about it, that sounds really creepy.
#78 to #76 - thumbcommentthumb (01/13/2013) [-]
Haha, the **** hole known as Indiana. But I'm kidding. I despise swag,rap, and other douchey categories.
User avatar #87 to #73 - calsamurai (01/14/2013) [-]
That GIF, it's... ******* ... what.

I am confused so much, I need source on whatever the **** show that is.

TL;DR Source, but no homo.
#101 to #87 - bloodstump (01/14/2013) [-]
From a hentai called 'Immoral Sisters' - Japanese name is 'Ai Shimai'.
#79 to #72 - BlockinYoAss (01/13/2013) [-]
How do they get 			******		 from Tyrone? There isn't even a g in Tyrone!
How do they get ****** from Tyrone? There isn't even a g in Tyrone!
#88 - milfordcubicle (01/14/2013) [-]
my dads name is richard and we call him dick. dick stop being so hard on us
my dads name is richard and we call him dick. dick stop being so hard on us
User avatar #68 - spamalope (01/13/2013) [-]
I know a guy called Richard Buts. That awkward moment when you realize, "HOLY **** ! DICK BUTT!"
#69 to #68 - andreweasley (01/13/2013) [-]
Here.......
#18 - thepyras (01/13/2013) [-]
I hate when people call me Bill or Billy. If my name was Billiam I would understand, but it's not.
I hate when people call me Bill or Billy. If my name was Billiam I would understand, but it's not.
#19 to #18 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (01/13/2013) [-]
hi bill
#21 to #20 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (01/13/2013) [-]
What's wrong Bill?
What's wrong Bill?
#26 to #23 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (01/13/2013) [-]
you ************ bill is that from the cartoon robin hood
#30 to #26 - thepyras (01/13/2013) [-]
It sure is.
It sure is.
#32 to #30 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (01/13/2013) [-]
******* sweet
User avatar #35 to #32 - thepyras (01/13/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #61 to #18 - bitchpleaseshutup (01/13/2013) [-]
If you're trying to troll him, I feel bad for you son. He has 99 jimmies and your comments rustle none, HIT ME!
#31 to #18 - selfdenyingbeggar (01/13/2013) [-]
Don't mind them, Bill.
#47 to #18 - johnnyafire (01/13/2013) [-]
Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy  Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy  Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy  Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy  Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy  Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy
Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy
#42 - roshe (01/13/2013) [-]
My name is Rich, and i remember in highschool all the jocks thought it would be hilarious to call me Dick. One of them called out to me once and said "Hey Dick!" I turn around and say "what?" He and his friends proceed to laugh and say "Haha you responded to Dick!" To which i say "yeah that's my name...what do you want?" "Oh...nothin" MFW I was never called Dick again.
tldr: People called me Dick and i didnt give a **** so they stopped
#48 to #42 - mcnizzlezz (01/13/2013) [-]
What an awesome way to counter that.
+1
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User avatar #118 to #42 - drillur (01/14/2013) [-]
That's the reason I was never bullied... I never gave a **** over anything.
User avatar #98 to #54 - tacoarecrazy (01/14/2013) [-]
sauce
#92 - tyraxio (01/14/2013) [-]
Robert = Rob = Bob.   
   
William = Willy = Billy.   
   
Richard = Rick = Dick.   
   
   
Now stop worrying, although someone else (hopefully) pointed it out before me.
Robert = Rob = Bob.

William = Willy = Billy.

Richard = Rick = Dick.


Now stop worrying, although someone else (hopefully) pointed it out before me.
User avatar #95 to #92 - malhaloc (01/14/2013) [-]
But where did the B come from? And the D?
User avatar #119 to #95 - zigzagderpaderp (01/14/2013) [-]
The D came from in between his legs
#100 to #95 - raigen (01/14/2013) [-]
The D came from the He which he gave to the She.
The D came from the He which he gave to the She.
#102 to #100 - malhaloc (01/14/2013) [-]
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#103 to #102 - raigen (01/14/2013) [-]
Some special cases, He gave the D to annother He, or.. an animal, or an innanimate object, or even Himself.
#107 to #105 - raigen (01/14/2013) [-]
Or food, water or soil...or.. any sort of element in the periodic table... or heavenly bodies... or anything in the universe...there that should cover everything...
Or food, water or soil...or.. any sort of element in the periodic table... or heavenly bodies... or anything in the universe...there that should cover everything...
#112 to #107 - malhaloc (01/14/2013) [-]
A reward for such a marvelous explanation
A reward for such a marvelous explanation
#159 to #95 - tyraxio (01/14/2013) [-]
I don't know. Some Asian came along and couldn't pronounce the first letters?
User avatar #113 to #95 - evilanakie ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
Thorns
#85 - shesaidshewaslegal (01/13/2013) [-]
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I always wondered how they turned my name, Robert, into "Gut retching pedophile"
#91 to #85 - mangood (01/14/2013) [-]
lold at your incredibly related username
#108 to #91 - shesaidshewaslegal (01/14/2013) [-]
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I wasn't even thinking about the relation between the two at first
some things are meant to be
#7 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Waffies --> sexysonofabitch!
#40 to #7 - anon (01/13/2013) [-]
waffies->waffles->sexysonofabitch!
#104 to #40 - anon (01/14/2013) [-]
lol
#36 to #7 - kingthatcrawls ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Shut up, Hooker.
User avatar #2 - bersrker (01/13/2013) [-]
William = Billy
William -> Will -> Bill -> Billy

Richard = Dick
Richard -> Rick -> Dick

any more nicknames?
User avatar #13 to #2 - pennyglitch (01/13/2013) [-]
James = Jim?
User avatar #28 to #13 - pivotmasterdm (01/13/2013) [-]
James -> Jam -> Jim
Am I doing it right?
#8 to #2 - anon (01/13/2013) [-]
I disagree
That doesn't make any ******* sense. And here's an example:
Let's just come up with a name:
Alexander
Now let's **** it up:
Alexander -> Alex -> Kleanex ->Klean -> Clean ->Cleany -> Chleo -> Chleopathra -> fag

Makes sense
User avatar #12 to #2 - zerokiller (01/13/2013) [-]
You never explained bob to me you Richard.
#14 to #12 - bloodflame (01/13/2013) [-]
Robert -> Rob -> Bob
I assume its that, anyway.
User avatar #3 to #2 - charitar (01/13/2013) [-]
How do you get "Dog" out of "Tyrone"?
User avatar #6 to #3 - fightforfate (01/13/2013) [-]
with pliers
User avatar #83 to #3 - Cwhatididthar (01/13/2013) [-]
Tyrone-> ******* > Digger-> Dig-> Dog
User avatar #122 to #3 - chiktikkavaspaus (01/14/2013) [-]
Tyrone -> Rone -> Bone -> Dog

You give dogs bones (Giggity).
#82 to #3 - anon (01/13/2013) [-]
Tyrone-> ****** -> Digger-> Dig-> Dog
User avatar #156 to #3 - ratmage (01/14/2013) [-]
Usually I just whack it on the nose with a newspaper and it pulls right out.
User avatar #110 to #3 - ihadtopickaname (01/14/2013) [-]
Ok,so I'm going to try and make a link,but I'm mainly gonna be pulling things out of my ass,but here we go.
Tyrone-on=tyre
tyre sounds like tire,so tyre=tire
tires are on cars
dogs chase cars
tyrone=dog?
User avatar #161 to #3 - KazumaKyu (01/14/2013) [-]
Just about coughed up a lung at that one. Well done, sir.
User avatar #158 to #3 - skrynox (01/14/2013) [-]
How do you get Meg out of Ugly?
User avatar #157 to #3 - luidias (01/14/2013) [-]
tyrone -> ****** -> ******* animal -> dog

(no ACTUAL race hate intended.)
#97 to #3 - mhden (01/14/2013) [-]
Tyrone -> ****** -> Nogger ->Nog -> Dog
User avatar #45 - thepizzadude (01/13/2013) [-]
Robert-Rob-Bob
William-Will-Bill-Billy
Richard-Rich-Rick-Dick
#22 - selfdenyingbeggar (01/13/2013) [-]
later that evening...
#25 to #22 - mcstorms (01/13/2013) [-]
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#86 - Digitalphear (01/13/2013) [-]
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My name is Richard, literally no one ever calls me Dick.

They'd rather call me Ricky Bobby instead.
User avatar #89 to #86 - milfordcubicle (01/14/2013) [-]
hi richard
#114 to #86 - anon (01/14/2013) [-]
hey richard
User avatar #123 to #86 - sissywoo (01/14/2013) [-]
hey richard
User avatar #144 to #86 - mandatorytrolling (01/14/2013) [-]
Hello Dick.
#80 - spidermanthred (01/13/2013) [-]
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why is there 2 a"s in aaron
User avatar #115 to #80 - moxmortuus (01/14/2013) [-]
Because Aaron is an awesome name.
User avatar #67 - andreweasley (01/13/2013) [-]
Now say hey "bob & dick'' sounds a lot like bobbin dick to me....
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#140 - phatsno (01/14/2013) [-]
My dad's name is Mike.
It is not short for Michael or anything else.
His name is just Mike.
What else, is that he has no middle name.

>mfw creative grandmothers
+3
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User avatar #130 - thewickedgoose (01/14/2013) [-]
or Hank for Henry.
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