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#29 - Hawke (01/13/2013) [+] (11 replies)
#1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
was I the only one expecting something racist?
#3 - starchild (01/13/2013) [-]
What i expected
#32 - notarepostlol (01/13/2013) [-]
MFW nothing racist happened
#9 - mattdoggy ONLINE (01/13/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Remember that the police are civil servants    
if you ask nicely they will:   
1. Give you a ride places when you are drunk   
2. Pull you out of ditches or help you get gas if you run out   
3. Help you find your friends if they are nearby    
4. Even give you a tour of the area if they aren't busy   
and a lot more junk like that   
   
usually they are just asses because they are hated, but if you become their friend they will become yours, and you can get out of a lot of bad spots.    
gif related, i learned it all by befriending a busty cop
Remember that the police are civil servants
if you ask nicely they will:
1. Give you a ride places when you are drunk
2. Pull you out of ditches or help you get gas if you run out
3. Help you find your friends if they are nearby
4. Even give you a tour of the area if they aren't busy
and a lot more junk like that

usually they are just asses because they are hated, but if you become their friend they will become yours, and you can get out of a lot of bad spots.
gif related, i learned it all by befriending a busty cop
#21 - rocsoge **User deleted account** (01/13/2013) [-]
HFW he ties his shoes
#2 - centaursteve (01/13/2013) [+] (5 replies)
He probably stole those shoes.
#4 to #2 - thebigfudge (01/13/2013) [-]
Somestimes just no
Somestimes just no
#39 - klondikemonster (01/13/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Most people don't seem to understand that police officers are people also, and they can be really nice people when they're on duty or off duty.
Most people don't seem to understand that police officers are people also, and they can be really nice people when they're on duty or off duty.
#91 - grimmwaters ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
#100 - ohgodmysides (01/13/2013) [+] (9 replies)
LOCAL COP INTERVENES NATURAL LEARNING PROCESS FORCEFULLY BY PREVENTING A KID FROM TIEING ITS OWN SHOES!!! WHAT DOES THE POLCE PLOT NEXT TO INTERVENE WITH OUR PRIVAT LIFE? ARE OUR KIDS SAFE? AND IF FOR HOW LONG?
#68 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
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Well damn, funnyjunk have truly corrupted me, i was expecting one of the most racist posts of all time.

I don't know if i am disapointed or trilled because of this.
#114 - messerauditore (01/13/2013) [+] (7 replies)
being the awful person i am, i saw the picture and immediately thought he was putting shackles on him...

What have you done to me internet?
#71 - peggscott (01/13/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Where I stay they seem to be nice people, they always give me hugs and high 5's when I'm out drinking in town... Pic related, when I was drunk I stole a wet floor sign the store called the police and they found me at the sub way with it, they seen the funny side after I told them that it was because I wanted to try and get it in the club with me, and I got this picture with them...
#75 to #72 - schneidend (01/13/2013) [-]
Nah dawg. They just turned their Tech Armor on.
#62 - thebigcountry (01/13/2013) [-]
"Of course I can!"
User avatar #54 - ferbisboy (01/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
meanwhile his ****** stole the police car
User avatar #130 - arancium (01/13/2013) [+] (11 replies)
black children are adroable
#27 - perronfan (01/13/2013) [-]
is it tumblrs job to take out of context photos and make up 						********					 stories...oh and a place for virgin 11 year olds to cyber sex...gif related
is it tumblrs job to take out of context photos and make up ******** stories...oh and a place for virgin 11 year olds to cyber sex...gif related
User avatar #136 - Kabutops (01/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Sorry if im asking this, but why is the photo black and white? Must be either 1) an old photograph or 2) a tumblr/instagram/whatever hipster fag
#139 to #136 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/13/2013) [-]
or it's just a black and white photo
#126 - arachidespeanuts (01/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
How I read it:
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