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Cutest Thing You'll Ever Read

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#29 - Hawke (01/13/2013) [-]
#375 to #29 - anon (01/14/2013) [-]
That wasn't even that funny...
#103 to #29 - GreenToxon ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
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#112 to #29 - quantummech (01/13/2013) [-]
That actually made me laugh, thank you!
That actually made me laugh, thank you!
User avatar #298 to #112 - Seventeen (01/14/2013) [-]
you look like ricky gervais.
#3 - starchild (01/13/2013) [-]
What i expected
#32 - notarepostlol (01/13/2013) [-]
MFW nothing racist happened
#1 - anon (01/13/2013) [-]
was I the only one expecting something racist?
#74 to #1 - anon (01/13/2013) [-]
No! This is funnyjunk after all.
#68 - felixjarl (01/13/2013) [-]
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Well damn, funnyjunk have truly corrupted me, i was expecting one of the most racist posts of all time.

I don't know if i am disapointed or trilled because of this.
#9 - mattdoggy ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Remember that the police are civil servants    
if you ask nicely they will:   
1. Give you a ride places when you are drunk   
2. Pull you out of ditches or help you get gas if you run out   
3. Help you find your friends if they are nearby    
4. Even give you a tour of the area if they aren't busy   
and a lot more junk like that   
   
usually they are just asses because they are hated, but if you become their friend they will become yours, and you can get out of a lot of bad spots.    
gif related, i learned it all by befriending a busty cop
Remember that the police are civil servants
if you ask nicely they will:
1. Give you a ride places when you are drunk
2. Pull you out of ditches or help you get gas if you run out
3. Help you find your friends if they are nearby
4. Even give you a tour of the area if they aren't busy
and a lot more junk like that

usually they are just asses because they are hated, but if you become their friend they will become yours, and you can get out of a lot of bad spots.
gif related, i learned it all by befriending a busty cop
#378 to #9 - EdwardNigma (01/14/2013) [-]
I never have understood why people hated cops. They go out there every day, and always risking, albeit being a very small chance (However this varies), their lives.

They do their duty for the good of society and the law and they don't even get paid that much. Thats a respectable man to me.
#53 to #9 - jokervsbatsy (01/13/2013) [-]
Do you have source of the gif?
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#284 to #9 - partnerintroll ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
YOU FOOL! YOU MUST RAPE HER.jpeg
User avatar #41 to #9 - garvielxloken (01/13/2013) [-]
I'm an Explorer with a police department, and I love this. I ain't heard of the tour giving part, though o.o One thing I do like about having cops around me is that even off duty they're packing and know how to shoot... Most of the time :P
#168 to #9 - buttinspecter (01/13/2013) [-]
"I'm Lil' Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass"
"I'm Lil' Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass"
User avatar #14 to #9 - jimmyprice (01/13/2013) [-]
just wondering how would i get in contact with a cop if i needed for one of these things like would i call 911 or just wait around till i find one?
User avatar #15 to #14 - iwanttousenumbers (01/13/2013) [-]
Most police stations have a direct number
User avatar #16 to #15 - jimmyprice (01/13/2013) [-]
ah okay thank you
User avatar #26 to #16 - iwanttousenumbers (01/13/2013) [-]
No problem
#34 to #9 - bulbakip (01/13/2013) [-]
awwwwwww yeah
#46 to #34 - beerterror (01/13/2013) [-]
mfw nikki nova
User avatar #232 to #46 - iforgotmypasswords (01/14/2013) [-]
Oh my god, there's a name I haven't heard in a decade
#236 - tacoarecrazy (01/14/2013) [-]
**tacoarecrazy rolled a random image posted in comment #56 at Survivalist difficulty ** MFW
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#303 to #236 - carpediam (01/14/2013) [-]
OH GOD MY SIDES.
#21 - rocsoge **User deleted account** (01/13/2013) [-]
HFW he ties his shoes
#100 - ohgodmysides ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
LOCAL COP INTERVENES NATURAL LEARNING PROCESS FORCEFULLY BY PREVENTING A KID FROM TIEING ITS OWN SHOES!!! WHAT DOES THE POLCE PLOT NEXT TO INTERVENE WITH OUR PRIVAT LIFE? ARE OUR KIDS SAFE? AND IF FOR HOW LONG?
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#39 - klondikemonster (01/13/2013) [-]
Most people don't seem to understand that police officers are people also, and they can be really nice people when they're on duty or off duty.
Most people don't seem to understand that police officers are people also, and they can be really nice people when they're on duty or off duty.
User avatar #67 to #39 - neokun ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
One officer was trying to be a smart ass to my uncle infront of a female officer, I presume she was new. So my uncle socked him in the face, he says that weekend in the cell was worth it.
#76 to #67 - schneidend ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Tell your uncle he's a 			********		 for me, please? Thanks.
Tell your uncle he's a ******** for me, please? Thanks.
User avatar #77 to #76 - neokun ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
He knew he would get put in a cell for it, but if someone is taking the piss out of you, you would not do anything back?
User avatar #78 to #77 - schneidend ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
You don't just attack somebody for giving you a good-natured ribbing. Or, at least, people who aren't butthurt neanderthal hillbillies don't. If he really wanted to embarrass that cop, he should have had a comeback. What does a sucker punch prove, other than that you're more ready to commit violence on somebody who is not expecting a physical confrontation? If the situation had been reversed, the officer's entire career could have been ruined by so-called "police brutality" and your moronic uncle probably would have pressed charges and tried to sue the local department.
User avatar #81 to #78 - neokun ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
It was not a "Good natured ribbing". He was being physically rough with him, trying to look tough. We are also not Hillbillies. We aren't even from America.
User avatar #87 to #81 - schneidend ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
That's not what you said before. You said he was "trying to be a smart ass to my uncle." How are being physically rough and being a smart ass even remotely related?
User avatar #93 to #87 - neokun ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Fine wrong word.
User avatar #42 to #39 - ninjamyles **User deleted account** (01/13/2013) [-]
or they can be total ass as well
User avatar #43 to #42 - klondikemonster (01/13/2013) [-]
Just like anybody else, if they're acting like an ass, their day is probably not going so well. Have a little empathy with them.
#52 to #42 - anon (01/13/2013) [-]
"can be total ass" i can honestly say Ive never heard that one
#44 to #42 - skorchy (01/13/2013) [-]
Think about how much you dislike people sometimes. Now picture having to put up with their **** full time. You might have days every now and then where you're not in the best of moods.
User avatar #48 to #39 - itsmedturner (01/13/2013) [-]
The main people who hate cops are criminals and people with really fast cars.
User avatar #47 to #39 - rupertthepink (01/13/2013) [-]
My dad is a cop.

Some cops are nice... generally they are all extremely biased and huge control freaks. Oh, and dicks. a lot of them are dicks too.
#62 - thebigcountry (01/13/2013) [-]
"Of course I can!"
User avatar #226 - misticalz ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
>Take picture you from the internet that you don't know anything about in actuality.
>Make up a heart warming story.
>???
>Profit.
#114 - messerauditore (01/13/2013) [-]
being the awful person i am, i saw the picture and immediately thought he was putting shackles on him...

What have you done to me internet?
User avatar #115 to #114 - turretbuddy (01/13/2013) [-]
*what have you done to me real life


Fix'd
#121 to #120 - turretbuddy (01/13/2013) [-]
huehue nigrluvr
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#281 - partnerintroll ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
WELL IF THATS NOT THE CUTEST ****
#55 - elatedmonkey ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Is it bad that the first thing I thought was that the cop was putting him in the full arm and leg cuffs? I was assuming the content involved racism and racial profiling...
#60 to #55 - caplocker (01/13/2013) [-]
Not at all man, that's your white guilt which the black community appreciates.
#102 - riefenstahl (01/13/2013) [-]
Well maybe that kid grows up knowing that cops are also humans and well... the world will be a 0.00000000001% better place.
#71 - peggscott (01/13/2013) [-]
Where I stay they seem to be nice people, they always give me hugs and high 5's when I'm out drinking in town... Pic related, when I was drunk I stole a wet floor sign the store called the police and they found me at the sub way with it, they seen the funny side after I told them that it was because I wanted to try and get it in the club with me, and I got this picture with them...
User avatar #104 to #71 - ibejbean (01/13/2013) [-]
I love how our cops light up in photos. Trips you out after a blurry night out though.
#109 to #71 - anon (01/13/2013) [-]
peggscott you sexy ************
User avatar #72 to #71 - DisgruntledTomato (01/13/2013) [-]
******* hell, were the cops shiny editions?
#75 to #72 - schneidend ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Nah dawg. They just turned their Tech Armor on.
User avatar #73 to #72 - peggscott (01/13/2013) [-]
Thats Glasgow for you!!
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