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#4 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (01/13/2013) [-]
Where do people get this info? is there like a freedom competition?
#123 - abstract (01/13/2013) [-]
Oh yeah New Zealand? You're only 71st in incarceration rates, we are number 1!
User avatar #131 to #123 - redclover (01/13/2013) [-]
...Rwanda?
There's a country named Rwanda?
User avatar #143 to #131 - dachief (01/13/2013) [-]
Off the top of my head, I believe it's a country in Africa. Off to google to see if I'm stupid or not.
#145 to #143 - dachief (01/13/2013) [-]
Nailed it!    
   
And now I share a celebratory gif.
Nailed it!

And now I share a celebratory gif.
User avatar #162 to #145 - MandiMarie (01/13/2013) [-]
Do you know what that gif is from? It looks really familiar to me...
#163 to #162 - dapton (01/13/2013) [-]
Im pretty sure it's space balls. In the end he goes to some space coffee shop or something and the special soup makes this little ****** pop out
User avatar #164 to #163 - MandiMarie (01/13/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, that's it. I haven't seen it in ages lol
User avatar #125 to #123 - allamericandude (01/13/2013) [-]
To be fair, incarceration rates aren't just related to crime rates: they also have a lot to do with the prevalence and effectiveness of the police force, which is one of the things the US is good at.

I mean, the US is by no means the most crime-ridden country in the world. We're just really really good at catching criminals (sometimes too good).

Also, if pot were legalized, you'd probably see that number cut in half.
User avatar #128 to #125 - KingRANDOM (01/13/2013) [-]
They way it works here is simpler. If a cop sees a black dude, he beats him up and arrests him.
#181 to #125 - isititis (01/13/2013) [-]
also with prison systems being privatized and it being legal to have prisoners work for the profit of pretty big corporations with out regulation you could see why there are so many convictions. i hardly think it's because US cops are good at being cops considering they are sworn to protect and serve not imprison and enslave. did you know that in philadelphia the fine for skateboarding in places like love park is up to $2000 and 90 days in jail while the punishmenf for a first time dui is a maximum fine of $300 and 6 months probation. it's really not the major crimes because they aren't as common as say a guy going to jail for failure to pay child support or someone being arrested for drug possesion, getting no help with their addictions and being released to go through the system again. i'm not saying that all cops don't do there jobs or that they are all bad but more or less the problem is in the disproportion of the punishment to the crime and a lack of understanding or indifference.
#127 to #123 - tehphire (01/13/2013) [-]
"Japan has the highest SAT scores.
Yeah? Well, Japan, you may be number one in SATs... but for STDs, we're number one!''

-Jay Leno
User avatar #185 to #127 - doyouevenupload (01/14/2013) [-]
i was expecting some Anon saying Asians can read minds.
#160 to #127 - anon (01/13/2013) [-]
That would be due to the fact that Asian countries stress the importance of memorizing things while most developed nations put emphasis on being able to do **** later with what you learned
#74 - defender (01/13/2013) [-]
MFW New Zealand's air force symbol is a flightless bird
MFW New Zealand's air force symbol is a flightless bird
User avatar #80 to #74 - screwyouman (01/13/2013) [-]
A cute flightless bird. The bird can be a spy trying to kill you and you wouldn't even know it.
#209 to #80 - defender (01/14/2013) [-]
Im so scared.....wait whats that noise..........OH SWEET JESUS ITS COME TO KILL ME SOMEONE CALL THE COPS............ITS BREAKING THROUGH THE DOOR...............PLEASE FELLOW USERS SEND HELP BEFORE ITS GETS ME.............................................................................. ................................................................................ ................................
Im so scared.....wait whats that noise..........OH SWEET JESUS ITS COME TO KILL ME SOMEONE CALL THE COPS............ITS BREAKING THROUGH THE DOOR...............PLEASE FELLOW USERS SEND HELP BEFORE ITS GETS ME.............................................................................. ................................................................................ ................................
#57 - SokkaTheWarrior (01/13/2013) [-]
At least we don't have an Orc infestation
#100 to #57 - purpleacidboots (01/13/2013) [-]
Your comment was awesome, have a head massage.
#90 to #57 - arnoldbusk (01/13/2013) [-]
Holy **** , from looking at that picture I just realized that Merry is Charlie from Lost.
#28 - Bobtheblob (01/13/2013) [-]
Pictured: New Zealanders enjoying their freedoms.
#169 to #28 - anon (01/13/2013) [-]
what is it now Canada is ?

ooooh, it's the pussy of america
#136 - winnen (01/13/2013) [-]
more like

I can't hear you over my health care
#109 - allamericandude (01/13/2013) [-]
Eh, seventh ain't that bad. It's not exactly North Korea.   
   
I love America, but our government needs to get its 			****		 together. We've got this constitution that's one of the most brilliant creations the Enlightenment period ever produced (minus the whole "slavery" thing, of course), but our government's like "Lol 			****		 that let's print more money so we can bomb more countries."
Eh, seventh ain't that bad. It's not exactly North Korea.

I love America, but our government needs to get its **** together. We've got this constitution that's one of the most brilliant creations the Enlightenment period ever produced (minus the whole "slavery" thing, of course), but our government's like "Lol **** that let's print more money so we can bomb more countries."
User avatar #134 to #109 - climatus (01/13/2013) [-]
that's probably the greatest explanation of America that i've ever heard
User avatar #114 - TheFek (01/13/2013) [-]
Considering our leaders constantly take big dumps on our freedoms (Patriot Act, Indefinite detainment, detainment without probable cause, etc etc etc etc), it's surprising we're not lower
User avatar #122 to #114 - emazegenociide (01/13/2013) [-]
Dream Act anyone?
+10
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User avatar #87 to #83 - continuo (01/13/2013) [-]
They have ten entire freedoms.
#99 to #87 - anon (01/13/2013) [-]
That's impossible. I took 9 freedoms and died. No one can possibly survive TEN WHOLE freedoms
User avatar #214 to #99 - continuo (01/14/2013) [-]
Thats the old rules,but this is NEW Zealand.
#110 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
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#153 - mosinnagnt (01/13/2013) [-]
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#94 - cmcghie (01/13/2013) [-]
Better watch who you talk **** to
#103 to #94 - anon (01/13/2013) [-]
talked smack, you mean went to war with them over 70 years ago
(newsflash: people have been talking smack about you guys ever since)
#107 to #103 - cmcghie (01/13/2013) [-]
Yes, take a satirical and humorous tease literally, faggot
User avatar #92 - taintedangel (01/13/2013) [-]
Top 10 Countries:
1. New Zealand
2. Netherlands
3. Hong Kong
4. Australia
4. Canada
4. Ireland
7. United States of America
7. Denmark
9. Japan
9. Estonia

**** yeah! GO Canada!
#102 to #92 - sergeantsilent (01/13/2013) [-]
did you accidentally your numbers
User avatar #106 to #102 - taintedangel (01/13/2013) [-]
I copied from the site.
User avatar #104 to #92 - alexhill (01/13/2013) [-]
That is economic freedom and freedom of the markets not overall freedom as a citizen
User avatar #118 to #92 - loszombis (01/13/2013) [-]
Australias above Canada :DD
User avatar #194 to #118 - TheBarneyStinson (01/14/2013) [-]
We're both tied for four.
User avatar #195 to #194 - loszombis (01/14/2013) [-]
you have bieber.
User avatar #197 to #195 - TheBarneyStinson (01/14/2013) [-]
You have Kasey Chambers. Besides, we had the common sense to pawn Bieber off to America.
User avatar #212 to #197 - loszombis (01/14/2013) [-]
touche..
#133 to #92 - anon (01/13/2013) [-]
Hong kong is not technically a country, and new Zealand has laws about how you name your kids, so I think this list is just kind of **** anyway...
#202 - thatrussianhoe (01/14/2013) [-]
im sorry i can read that New Zealand
User avatar #208 to #202 - thatrussianhoe (01/14/2013) [-]
well **** me. tying to be funny by saying we americans are uneducated i miss spell cant.
god damn it
#188 - datkiiid (01/14/2013) [-]
The only thing different from the post like this uploaded a few days ago is the added bald eagle.
#78 - WTFalcon (01/13/2013) [-]
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#37 - LtMcG ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
We were going through freedom overdose and had to hand a lot of it off
We were going through freedom overdose and had to hand a lot of it off
#19 - lobocop (01/13/2013) [-]
I dont care what they say this is murica, if i didnt read it your wrong!
User avatar #23 to #19 - christofferse (01/13/2013) [-]
you're*
#165 to #23 - anon (01/13/2013) [-]
***** , please. Spelling and grammar is for faggots, too.
#180 - spidermanthred (01/13/2013) [-]
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mfw in murica it is easier to sneak across the border than to get a well paying job
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