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I call BS

White House rejects 'Death Star' petition
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The [mama administration will not be
building a Death Star.
Responding to a petition on the White
House Web site, science and technology
adviser Paul Shapiro's tells disappointed
Star Wars" fans, "This Isn' t the Petition
Response Youd Looking For."
The White House will not realm he Death Star. {say Shapiro's trellised that at
quadrillion, the taost was simply too high
in a time of tight budgets. Moreover "the
administration does not support blowing up planets" And anyway, "Why would we spend
countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by
a one- man starship?"
chief of the Science and Space Branch at the White House suffice of
Management and Budget, went on to argue that the various space projects the White House
has launched are at least as cool as a Death Star. (
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#1 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [+] (6 replies)
**** this, I'm moving to Canada
#3 to #1 - pornoranger (01/12/2013) [-]
'cause they're famous for their enormous fleet of star destroyers
#2 - davidavidson (01/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>$850 Quadrillion
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#24 - bumsnatcher **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#21 - HARTATTACK (01/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
pussy liberals always afraid to build super space stations capable of obliterating the only planet we live on. Next they'll want to take out blasters away and give Sand People equal rights! over my dead body
#4 - mycathascancer (01/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
not cool obama
not cool obama
User avatar #55 - masdercheef (01/13/2013) [+] (7 replies)
"Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?"

Because we don't have one-man starfighters, of course.
#46 - tarnis (01/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #14 - ltpraptor (01/13/2013) [+] (7 replies)
>responds to a petition about building a Death Star
>still hasn't responded to the petitions about secession
>lol wut
#36 - thebestperson (01/13/2013) [-]
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#39 - vegetatheprince (01/13/2013) [-]
A shame, but I give them kudos for playing along with it.
User avatar #12 - captainfuckitall (01/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"The magical fairy princessistration does not support blowing up planets"

You know, it would be far easier to believe them if the major powers of the world weren't currently shoving nuclear war heads up the ying-yang
User avatar #13 to #12 - Alchemyst (01/13/2013) [-]
planetS, plural. we're busy on blowing up this one. After we're done, we'll talk.
+7
#79 - nengcaste **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#62 - crazedace (01/13/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Sooo, if i started a petition on "We the People" to replace all Obamacare funding, Social Security dollars, and other various taxes (yall can help name them i'm sure) to the construction of a Death Star, would yall sign it?
#64 to #62 - davidavidson (01/13/2013) [-]
No
No
#34 - anonymous (01/13/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Good, Star Wars is gay as **** .
User avatar #70 - newmapsofhell (01/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Man, that seems like a pretty legit article right there.
User avatar #73 to #70 - Nihatclodra (01/13/2013) [-]
It is. There was a real petition for the Whitehouse to build a Deathstar.
#56 - fasthink (01/13/2013) [-]
I would like to see a space elevator built so we can start sending more stuff up there...
#71 - whatrucallingmymom (01/13/2013) [+] (6 replies)
how bored is washington these days that they actually have to vote on **** like this?
#84 to #80 - tanfapstick (01/13/2013) [-]
I was gonna respect your opinion and read it all, until you started with some gay **** .
User avatar #42 - vonspyder (01/13/2013) [-]
Since when the **** did any magical fairy princessistration really give a **** about the budget or the debt?! We demanded a Death Star so open up the ******* coffers and build it you ************* !
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