Actual Advice Mallard. . Duck Go knows Everything of You MICHAEL
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#103 - chubberbrother (01/13/2013) [-]
Why is it red... Why is it red... WHY IS IT RED!?!?!? WHY IS IT RED!?
User avatar #275 to #103 - feffog ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]
because its good advice that takes advantage of something or others
User avatar #107 to #103 - exoskeletonjew (01/13/2013) [-]
red ring if death???
User avatar #109 to #103 - charlessigma (01/13/2013) [-]
It's actually bad advice mallard which means probably not a good idea to follow that advice
User avatar #158 to #109 - anonchief (01/13/2013) [-]
Normal colour is Advice Mallard
Red colour is Poor Advice Mallard, i think.
User avatar #115 to #109 - drewsky (01/13/2013) [-]
No, that would be fine, just immoral.
#118 to #115 - anon (01/13/2013) [-]
Stores match serial numbers between the system and the Box itself. If they don't match, won't work and could get you for fraud.
User avatar #119 to #118 - drewsky (01/13/2013) [-]
Stores generally don't care. I work at Best Buy.
User avatar #147 to #119 - pwndguy (01/13/2013) [-]
I took back my PS2 to Game Crazy like 4 years ago, and they took it out of the box, plugged it in, and turned it on...
User avatar #121 to #118 - rbpwn (01/13/2013) [-]
They'll just think the wrong console was boxed
User avatar #164 to #115 - cupcakedevourer (01/13/2013) [-]
Well, wouldn't you get charged for having broke it?
Or is that just our game shop?
#101 - taelamin ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
#117 to #101 - anon (01/13/2013) [-]
Stores match serial numbers between the system and the Box itself. If they don't match, won't work and could get you for fraud.
User avatar #142 to #117 - christofferse (01/13/2013) [-]
wat?
#185 to #117 - murdocisgod (01/13/2013) [-]
Seriously, dafuq?
User avatar #271 to #185 - taelamin ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
**** , I think that anon should have 86 thumbs, it made me laugh a helluva lot more.
#100 - SenorButtPlug (01/13/2013) [-]
Why don't you **** off, duck? Every day is upper body day.
User avatar #152 to #105 - shunkahawolf ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
that pic reminds me of gollum for some reason
#55 - KayRed (01/13/2013) [-]
I got one, if you're ever in the tundra and cold, remember that rubbing permafrost on your crotch will keep you warm.
User avatar #122 to #55 - jaypaul (01/13/2013) [-]
It's natures long johns
User avatar #175 to #55 - chimfer (01/13/2013) [-]
"A good way to prevent frostbite: just put your hands between your buttocks. That's nature's pocket. "
#62 to #55 - duckslikegrapestoo (01/13/2013) [-]
in one of the episodes of Magic Schoolbus, they put newspaper and other papers in their jackets for insulation. keep your crotch clean! D:
#2 - trimdos **User deleted account** (01/12/2013) [-]
#39 to #2 - emomonster (01/13/2013) [-]
Go to the beginning of the video and hit left, up.
+13
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User avatar #15 to #14 - trimdos **User deleted account** (01/13/2013) [-]
Aw ****
#151 to #2 - dunderbiffen (01/13/2013) [-]
Kinda related, multiplayer games.
#220 - udo (01/13/2013) [-]
I feel like this one is some sort of cruel lie that will eventually attract ******** of spiders into my beloved home.
#229 to #220 - Memitim (01/13/2013) [-]
Naw man;

Citronella is toxic. Even if the smell doesn't drive the spiders mad (unsure if arachnids can smell things) the oil will either prevent them from climbing the walls, or kill them.
User avatar #231 to #229 - stillanonymous (01/13/2013) [-]
but then they'd crawl on other things, like your bed, or stay on the floor under your bed and when you wake up they climb up you
#244 to #231 - Memitim (01/13/2013) [-]
I think it means the outside of your house, because that same thing bothered me while I thought about it.
User avatar #60 - sanctium (01/13/2013) [-]
"Video buffering on YouTube? Use hydrogen peroxide."

Brain, what are you doing, stahp brain pls
User avatar #24 - blokrokker (01/13/2013) [-]
But...but...EVERY day is upper body day!
#223 - alltimetens (01/13/2013) [-]
"Thanks for that Hydrogen Peroxide tip, bro."
User avatar #234 to #223 - wesselite (01/13/2013) [-]
if you ave a bucket or something of salty water and you rub the stain, it works too
#210 - dapimpsqueak (01/13/2013) [-]
That's some good advice
#228 to #210 - ColdJack (01/13/2013) [-]
Awsome show!
Awsome show!
#196 - purrpurrpurr (01/13/2013) [-]
"Stay out of debt."    
Brilliant
"Stay out of debt."
Brilliant
#227 - swedishviking (01/13/2013) [-]
**swedishviking rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at 7 Logics ** MFW I am sad and dont have any bananas:
User avatar #235 to #227 - itsmedturner (01/13/2013) [-]
What a fitting roll. Thumb for you.
User avatar #268 to #227 - swedishviking (01/13/2013) [-]
i cant believe i just rolled this...
#239 to #227 - anon (01/13/2013) [-]
RELEVENCE!
#75 - opalarrowm (01/13/2013) [-]
MFW the bananna.
Eating any food releases dopamine...
#90 to #75 - ichbinlecher (01/13/2013) [-]
And Banana's are disgusting...
#106 to #90 - tmbg (01/13/2013) [-]
you made a big mistake, bitch
you made a big mistake, bitch
#262 to #106 - ichbinlecher (01/13/2013) [-]
I am perfectly okay with people not liking that I don't like bananas. They make me gag even smelling, so I'm not going to pretend they are okay to me.
#272 to #262 - opalarrowm (01/14/2013) [-]
Probably because you spend too much time deep-throating them so it brings back memories.
User avatar #200 to #75 - sandmage (01/13/2013) [-]
Only if you're hungry, remember.
User avatar #130 to #75 - xankon (01/13/2013) [-]
yes but don´t forget the placebo effect... most people will think banana will have a greater effect thus they will feel it.. and im okay with that.
User avatar #166 to #130 - cupcakedevourer (01/13/2013) [-]
Ack!
Once someone even hints that something is a placebo, I can't make it work anymore :(
User avatar #247 to #166 - xankon (01/13/2013) [-]
yes you can... you just need to train your brain... example i read that banana thing... i liked the idea, so i pick up a memory of a joy relating to banana, humm for instante a pervert banana joke... now i link the idea Banana=plesure/fun.

Its done, i now everytime i eat a banana i will feel happy :)
User avatar #11 - Maroon (01/13/2013) [-]
Don't do the last one, they check the serial numbers on those
User avatar #16 to #11 - zigzagderpaderp (01/13/2013) [-]
you could swicth the sticker
User avatar #25 to #11 - blokrokker (01/13/2013) [-]
The red-headed mallard is BAD advice. Don't listen to the red-headed stepchild.
User avatar #177 to #25 - daentraya (01/13/2013) [-]
There's a dog for that..
User avatar #190 to #177 - blokrokker (01/13/2013) [-]
The Advice Dog is stuff like "Drink bleach; Live forever". Stupid stuff. The red mallard is bad advice that SOUNDS like it's plausible, because it's a parody of the Life-hack Mallard (or whatever it's called)
#199 - rudeldenken (01/13/2013) [-]
These are actually good pieves of advice. I don't know why they make me laugh.
#167 - mrcocoabeans (01/13/2013) [-]
MFW Ctrl-Alt-Esc
MFW Ctrl-Alt-Esc
#211 - enjee (01/13/2013) [-]
mfw I want to catch the shiny duck in the final macro
User avatar #222 to #211 - ksiota (01/13/2013) [-]
******* beautiful, faved.
#208 - WillWalrus (01/13/2013) [-]
"Alternate between upper-body and lower-body days"

Don't be silly duck, every day is upper body day.

I don't have a related picture.
#212 to #208 - datkiiid (01/13/2013) [-]
Now you do.
User avatar #213 to #212 - WillWalrus (01/13/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#143 - phantomseeker (01/13/2013) [-]
Here's some I got some time ago
#171 to #143 - anon (01/13/2013) [-]
I did the shoe thing before getting ready for school. Needless to say, I can't find my shoes. Seriously, they were at the ******* door!
#153 to #143 - spacestalin (01/13/2013) [-]
the toothpaste thing
is important to say that you shouldn't apply colored or otherwise altered toothpaste
only the simple ol' white will do the job
User avatar #131 - dxlewis (01/13/2013) [-]
God dammit, every time I see the Mallard I see a fox face instead of a bill....
#132 to #131 - mrmeowmixmcgee (01/13/2013) [-]
CAN'T





UNSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
User avatar #136 to #131 - theawkwardbros (01/13/2013) [-]
You...

How could you..
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