Wow, Tumblr. sorry if repost... what if your nipples are just giant zits that only women can pop when there pregnant so that means the baby is just drinking there nipple puss tumbr is fucked up
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#1 - mycloneisatwork
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(01/12/2013) [-]
what if your nipples are just giant zits that only women can pop when there pregnant so that means the baby is just drinking there nipple puss
#2 to #1 - exitus
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(01/12/2013) [-]
What if womens only purpose is to feed kids, like human cows
#14 - superjavelin
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(01/13/2013) [-]
What if birds had shells like turtles do? And to hunt prey, instead of using their talons or whatever, they just flew really fast at it and tucked inside their shells so that they'd just bonk it real hard and knock it out.

Would we even call them birds? Like they would always have had shells and I mean we've already got turtles and sea turtles. I guess they'd be sky turtles?

You'd just be walking down the sidewalk and pigeons would be bonking your head trying to get bread crumbs or whatever and people would be like "Geez, ******* sky turtles." Humanity would wear helmets as a rule.

And because of that, helmets would be the new hats. There would be styles of them and stuff. Construction workers would just look like regular dudes.
#33 to #14 - jamesrustler
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(01/13/2013) [-]
I'm not sure, because Turtles are a biological colloquialism relating to the word "Tortoise" which if I remember right has a specific Latin origin.

Although I think birds are a very old nickname that relates in no way to their genus/species name.

On the third hand, I've been up for 30 hours and couldn't do simple maths earlier today because my head was so fuzzy - so I might just be talking out my arse.
#41 to #14 - uzzwick
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#45 to #41 - jamesrustler
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(01/13/2013) [-]
Nicely done
#23 to #14 - minifridge
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(01/13/2013) [-]
For some reason, I lost it at "bonk".

Damn I need sleep.
#25 to #14 - miccina
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#31 - gglai
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(01/13/2013) [-]
You'll find this in like 3 posts after this.
#22 - seniorpokeman
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(01/13/2013) [-]
What if you were taking a ****, but hen the **** got scared, and crawled back in?

What if fish started making fishing poles for humans with birgers and **** on the hooks? I think they'd call it 'Humaning.'

What if everything that everyone said had to rhyme? Even worse, what if that was the system for thousands of years, with everybody always adding rhyme to everything they said, then randomly, one guy just didn't, then everyone freaked out?
"Hi there, Randy? Feeling dandy?"
"Oh, hi there, paul! I'm having no troubles at all."
"Cool, so what's up, dude?"
"...dude, what the **** is this... your vocabulary is amiss!"
"Oh god, you're right, what the **** is going on‽"
"Oh golly gee, what could this be‽"
"Oh god, this is seriously ******* weird, Randy! Am I going to die‽"
#48 - opjoopie
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#56 to #48 - Kabutops
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(01/13/2013) [-]
all of my what
#35 - rbpwn
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(01/13/2013) [-]
Every ******* time this is Posted I lose my **** at the first one
Every ******* time this is Posted I lose my **** at the first one
#32 - chrolt
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(01/13/2013) [-]
What if all the air in the world.... Turned to wood?

1000 internets to first one to catch that reference!
#36 to #32 - rbpwn
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(01/13/2013) [-]
I woodn't enjoy that
#37 to #36 - chrolt
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(01/13/2013) [-]

...


Well played.
#63 - hkd
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#64 to #63 - doctorhitmarker
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(01/13/2013) [-]
Seems like you have quite a bad cough there
#38 - bothemastaofall
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(01/13/2013) [-]
No kidding they're all on drugs. Hamsters would sound like humans on helium. duh.
No kidding they're all on drugs. Hamsters would sound like humans on helium. duh.
#53 - DisgruntledTomato
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(01/13/2013) [-]
Some are funny, but when people respond to their own "random" posts they are clearly just begging to be noticed.