Choking. on food..... nthe: huh baseballs: sh aittir HEB : i hate the phrase "life shooti because life is literally the vergeet thing that any us wit ever exper yo
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Choking. on food..... nthe: huh baseballs: sh aittir HEB : i hate the phrase "life shooti because life is literally the vergeet thing that any us wit ever exper

on food....

Tags: yo
nthe:
huh baseballs:
sh aittir HEB :
i hate the phrase "life shooti because life is literally the
vergeet thing that any us wit ever experience
unless you experience -my penis
l. on my feed.
thats not the only thing you' ll choke on
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User avatar #8 - buttholee (01/12/2013) [-]
**buttholee rolls 0**
Dick length in inches
User avatar #10 to #8 - joshlols (01/12/2013) [-]
**joshlols rolls 2**
Maybe one day you'll be like me.
User avatar #244 to #10 - mettih (01/13/2013) [-]
Like someone actually wanna be asian
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#51 to #8 - professionalfeeder has deleted their comment [-]
#147 to #8 - anon (01/13/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 72** my dick in inches
#216 to #8 - treborsivad (01/13/2013) [-]
**treborsivad rolls 8**Mine
User avatar #235 to #8 - cockandawe (01/13/2013) [-]
**cockandawe rolls 7** May as well, seeing as how everyone else is doing it.
User avatar #236 to #235 - cockandawe (01/13/2013) [-]
I'm actually okay with this.
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User avatar #253 to #8 - eatshitop (01/13/2013) [-]
** ********* rolls 50** My dick in milimetres
User avatar #40 to #8 - maxismahname (01/12/2013) [-]
**maxismahname rolls 1** my dick in inches
User avatar #41 to #40 - maxismahname (01/12/2013) [-]
well then
User avatar #27 to #8 - diresister (01/12/2013) [-]
on a 10 sided dice 0 is considered 10 so you can cheer all you like
#231 to #8 - funkyrednipples (01/13/2013) [-]
**funkyrednipples rolls 7** Can't get any bigger
#13 to #8 - killforhire (01/12/2013) [-]
Nice roll there Brian.
#9 to #8 - buttholee (01/12/2013) [-]
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#14 to #9 - waffies (01/12/2013) [-]
well, you ARE a Buttholee.... i'd be concerned if you had a dick of any degree!
well, you ARE a Buttholee.... i'd be concerned if you had a dick of any degree!
#44 to #14 - buttholee (01/12/2013) [-]
**buttholee rolled a random image posted in comment #427395 at Anime & Manga **
Well, YOU'RE A WAFFLE!
#45 to #44 - waffies (01/12/2013) [-]
OH NO! MY DICK DOESN'T EXIST EITHER!!!
User avatar #46 to #45 - buttholee (01/12/2013) [-]
**buttholee rolls 046**
Don't worry, you do, but unfortunately, it's only this many millimetres
#47 to #46 - waffies (01/12/2013) [-]
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#50 to #47 - buttholee (01/12/2013) [-]
**buttholee rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Stephen Fry and Lady Gaga meet for tea. **
Don't worry, with a dick like that, you're defiantly getting laid
pic related, it's you're gf
#53 to #50 - waffies (01/12/2013) [-]
oh lawdy
oh lawdy
#57 to #53 - buttholee (01/12/2013) [-]
Wut
Wut
User avatar #133 to #50 - defiantly (01/13/2013) [-]
You probably meant to use "definitely".
User avatar #125 to #50 - dsgbiohazard (01/13/2013) [-]
Would do.
#83 to #44 - zaizer (01/12/2013) [-]
Imma just leave this here. Seemed pretty related
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User avatar #257 to #8 - buttholee (01/16/2013) [-]
**buttholee rolls 4**
re-rolling
#32 to #8 - dawdawdwa (01/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #91 to #8 - spaceturtlecadet (01/13/2013) [-]
**spaceturtlecadet rolls 2**
You might grow up one day to have it be as awesome as mine.
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#237 to #8 - fishsticksnow **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #8 - doctadeathbench (01/12/2013) [-]
**doctadeathbench rolls 57** my size in centimeters
User avatar #20 to #19 - doctadeathbench (01/12/2013) [-]
Looks like Ill die of blood loss every time I pop a johnny
#220 to #8 - anon (01/13/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 8** Don't worry bro. Just multiply my roll by 2 and it's your new length.
User avatar #74 to #8 - tazze (01/12/2013) [-]
**tazze rolls 5** let me try
#75 to #74 - tazze (01/12/2013) [-]
MFW that's pretty accurate
MFW that's pretty accurate
User avatar #210 to #8 - fukkentyranitar (01/13/2013) [-]
**fukkentyranitar rolls 65**
#62 to #8 - anon (01/12/2013) [-]
well you just ****** yourself

huehuehue..
#49 to #8 - auesis (01/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #238 to #8 - animepost (01/13/2013) [-]
**animepost rolls 4** divided by 8 = my Dick length in inches.
User avatar #239 to #8 - xdiabolicx (01/13/2013) [-]
**xdiabolicx rolls 00** But how many centimeters?
#251 to #239 - buttholee (01/13/2013) [-]
God dammnit.....
God dammnit.....
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#248 to #239 - iron **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #240 to #239 - xdiabolicx (01/13/2013) [-]
oh god what have i done..
#247 to #239 - SevenForOhNoe (01/13/2013) [-]
I am proud
I am proud
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#2 - amsel (01/12/2013) [-]
This is totally gonna be my new default response to that stupid quote
This is totally gonna be my new default response to that stupid quote
User avatar #29 to #2 - thedippestofshits (01/12/2013) [-]
"life is short"

"unless you experience my penis"


kay
#21 - sosdani (01/12/2013) [-]
i need that reaction picture! somebody please help
i need that reaction picture! somebody please help
User avatar #90 to #21 - ofmiceandmen (01/13/2013) [-]
Just a tip for next time. Print screen the full image, then paste it to paint, then use the crop function to crop out what part of it you want. If it's small then enlarge it.
#93 to #90 - aludin (01/13/2013) [-]
But then they look really bad and blurry.
User avatar #95 to #93 - ofmiceandmen (01/13/2013) [-]
Yeah I realized I forgot to say depending on the quality of the image.
#23 to #21 - talkology (01/12/2013) [-]
Don't have the gif of it.
User avatar #28 to #23 - sosdani (01/12/2013) [-]
Thank you very much
User avatar #78 to #23 - Durp (01/12/2013) [-]
Ahaha Ty! I was actually coming here to ask if anyone had a bigger picture if that!
#120 - reallynotdashie (01/13/2013) [-]
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#198 - ShockedNazi (01/13/2013) [-]
**ShockedNazi rolled a random comment #7 posted by canadiangypsy at Graduation Ceremony ** :
what people say about my Dick
#202 to #198 - moofiefoof (01/13/2013) [-]
nice roll
#7 - anon (01/12/2013) [-]
Thats a sexual reference!
User avatar #152 - azuremacabre (01/13/2013) [-]
**azuremacabre rolls 1** My penish size
User avatar #177 to #152 - spidermanthred (01/13/2013) [-]
**spidermanthred rolls 8** mine
User avatar #153 to #152 - azuremacabre (01/13/2013) [-]
OH GOD WHY....but it's true...
User avatar #158 to #153 - CyrilKeir (01/13/2013) [-]
In feet, right?
#160 to #158 - azuremacabre (01/13/2013) [-]
To give you a better idea.
User avatar #178 to #152 - alltimetens (01/13/2013) [-]
**alltimetens rolls 8** Mine is bigger
#16 - urghseventysix (01/12/2013) [-]
That's a sexual reference
User avatar #171 to #16 - awesomenessdefined (01/13/2013) [-]
Did I miss it when dexter grew a torso?
User avatar #170 - fourtwentt (01/13/2013) [-]
**fourtwentt rolls 1** my penis size
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#190 to #170 - greatcornholio (01/13/2013) [-]
One.... foot?
#65 - willindor (01/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #26 - themastertroller ONLINE (01/12/2013) [-]
**themastertroller rolls 1** my dick length
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User avatar #96 to #26 - notevenmad (01/13/2013) [-]
**notevenmad rolls 83** My age
User avatar #68 to #26 - sparkofinsanity (01/12/2013) [-]
in feet?
#72 to #68 - anon (01/12/2013) [-]
Or metres?...
#4 - tkfishandchips (01/12/2013) [-]
**tkfishandchips rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Dammit, River Park. ** Rape!?
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