Whenever I send a risky text to a girl. read tags. leal. , said that. >Be Me 16 years old >I'm quite high >Talking to girl on facebook chat >She's about 5/10 (on a good day) > I have no real interest in this girl bu Congratulations
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#60 - gibroner (01/12/2013) [-]
>Be Me 16 years old   
>I'm quite high   
>Talking to girl on facebook chat    
>She's  about 5/10 (on a good day)    
> I have no real interest in this girl but I decide to talk to her anyway   
>She is clearly into me and flirting alot    
>Starts talking dirty to me    
>She asks me what I would do to her   
>Send her this gif    
>She never messages me again
>Be Me 16 years old
>I'm quite high
>Talking to girl on facebook chat
>She's about 5/10 (on a good day)
> I have no real interest in this girl but I decide to talk to her anyway
>She is clearly into me and flirting alot
>Starts talking dirty to me
>She asks me what I would do to her
>Send her this gif
>She never messages me again
User avatar #83 to #60 - chillinwithbears (01/12/2013) [-]
haha this is funnier then the post
#8 - piemannn (01/12/2013) [-]
things you should not have done thread?
things you should not have done thread?
#94 to #8 - sennaxis (01/12/2013) [-]
>be me, as a kid
>we have a toddler toy laying around the house
>it has a suction cup
>bored
>start sticking the toy on random surfaces
>trying to stick it on my skin
>placing it over my eye
>can't get it off
>oh **** !
>keep pulling
>day after
>everyone in my class keeps asking me how I got a black eye
>feel really stupid
#74 to #8 - jajathezombie (01/12/2013) [-]
>Be me, around 8
>Mom's at work so my babysitter is watching me
>She's really cool, works at Friendly's so she takes me there all the time for ice cream
>I've always been a pretty good kid and we usually just hang out and play video games
>Disturbed neighbor kid from the house with like 100 cats comes over
>Mom doesn't like me hanging out with her because she's like 10 and she smokes
>Babysitter doesn't mind her coming over so she comes inside
>Attacks my babysitter and ties her down
>Convinces me to help her beat my babysitter over the head with blocks until she falls unconscious
>Neighbor kid leaves
>MFW I realize I probably just gave my babysitter brain damage
User avatar #90 to #74 - colegaleener (01/12/2013) [-]
Well? There's more aint there?
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#71 to #8 - anon (01/12/2013) [-]
>talking to my friend about funny videos
>mention one where a mascot was running around holding a cheerleader, and he dropped part of her and accidentally grabbed her shirt
>basically, end of story, girl ends up face in the dirt and wearing a bra with mascot on top of her
>friend laughs and says the mascot was lucky
>i reply "No not at all, the chick was black"
>realize how racist that sounded
>friend no thinks i hate black people
#13 to #8 - reigndrac (01/12/2013) [-]
>Junior in High School
>Need one more science credit to graduate
>Unless I want to take a low level class, I have to choose between Anatomy or Physics
>I suck at math, decide to take Anatomy
>Teacher is pretty awesome, everyone loves him, and I think he likes me as a student
>Class is pretty cool and easy, too, and I'm making an A until last 3 weeks of class
>We have to dissect a cat. Even thoughI don't want to, but it's a huge part of the grade, so I suck it up and go in 1st day of dissections
>Smell of formaldehyde hits me like a ton of bricks, and I barely manage to make it through the class without puking
>Come home with a migrane and start puking everywhere, so much vomit
>Seriously, I don't even remember eating that
>Can't go to school the next day
>Doctor says I'm allergic to formaldehyde
>Try to explain situation to teacher
>Suddenly, he turns into captain douche
>Basically says I have to do dissections or I fail the class
>Already have a lot of absences due to illness, can't miss more than 1 or 2 or I risk getting expelled
>Basically skip that class everyday, but manage to convince vice principal to not mark me as absent for those days
>Try to draw dissection diagrams and **** to show teacher I'm trying
>Day of final exam
>Dissection=30% of exam, Exam=25% of final grade
>Try to take the exam without having done the dissections, but even the parts that are multiple choice have to do with the dissection, so in actuality, dissction= about 45% of exam
>FFFFUUUUUUUUU
>Try to take it anyways & hand it to him at the end of class and give him the extra papers I did
>Looks at them and says, "I can't accept these." "I can't accept these" So I fail the exam and the class
>MFW teacher is a dick and I should have taken Physics.
User avatar #65 to #13 - themightymrplow (01/12/2013) [-]
Wow I feel terrible for you. Screw that guy. I hope he gets kicked in the balls in the near future.
User avatar #68 to #65 - reigndrac (01/12/2013) [-]
Thanks, my mom was so pissed after this happened, I'm legitimately surprised she didn't. (That's not a joke. She's ******* insane when she's mad.)
Oh, but I did end up just taking a different science course senior year, so I didn't fail out of high school or have to repeat a grade, but it did drop my GPA.
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User avatar #98 to #93 - reigndrac (01/12/2013) [-]
We've considered taking legal action, trust me. But unfortunately, I'm afraid that if I do that, they'll just expel me. Technically, they're not allowed to expel you for that, but since I'm a tuition student, they really don't need any reason at all to kick me out. In other words, I can take it to court, have the grade changed, then be kicked out of school with nowhere else I can afford to go.
However, we're thinking of taking legal action after I graduate. It won't do whole lot of good, (my grade will be changed but I'll have already submitted my official grades to the colleges I'm applying to,) but it will a.) make me feel better about crushing that bastard and b.) we may be entitled to financial compensation. I don't particularly want to feed into the whole "Lol it's 'Murica mah coffee's too hot let's sue 'em!" but my family isn't exactly in the best situation money-wise. (Plus, this guy is a dick, my mom actually went to the school to vouch for me. She has Multiple Sclerosis, so even getting out of bed is difficult for her to do, and I didn't even know she had done this until the day after. She tried to talk to him and give him my doctor's note, and according to her and my classmates, he was a total dick to her, just being so condescending and talking to her like she was some kind of an idiot.)
....Anyways, that's the long and short of it, (but mostly long. (Sorry, I tend to rant about this. :P)
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User avatar #103 to #101 - reigndrac (01/12/2013) [-]
True, very true.
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User avatar #10 to #8 - lolshadowjewtwo (01/12/2013) [-]
Just yesterday I texted the girl I loved since second grade that I loved her.
"I love you."
**** I DIDN'T MEAN TO PRESS SEND
Well, now she knows. :/
#14 to #10 - leyhoooo (01/12/2013) [-]
her response?
User avatar #39 to #14 - blbrian (01/12/2013) [-]
"Thanks"
#62 to #39 - vodnuth (01/12/2013) [-]
Hey bro, it's better than "Ok"
#54 to #39 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (01/12/2013) [-]
That is one of the worst possible responses you can get. Sorry to hear that.
User avatar #59 to #54 - blbrian (01/12/2013) [-]
Hold on, I'm not that guy, I'm just guessing :d
User avatar #61 to #59 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (01/12/2013) [-]
Oh, sorry, I'm an idiot.
#63 to #61 - blbrian (01/12/2013) [-]
Happen's to the best of us
Happen's to the best of us
#92 to #39 - lordumpalumpa (01/12/2013) [-]
That´s like a kick in the nuts, because you still don´t know where you are in her eyes.
User avatar #112 to #14 - lolshadowjewtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
Her response was "Uhmmmmm"
So I said it was my friend who sent it as a joke,
she apparently told her friend,
who HAS HIS NUMBER
fukfukfuk
Well I pushed it off,
and when she said bye, i told her it was me.
User avatar #16 to #10 - giblets (01/12/2013) [-]
Why did you write it if you didn't mean to send it?

But really, it's a good thing that you sent it, because either you'll get together, or you'll be able to move on!
#35 to #10 - anon (01/12/2013) [-]
It didn't end well for me when I did that once, since she said to me that she wanted to hear that in person, instead of a text message =/

Anyway, I hope for you that you will have more luck than I did ^^,
#15 to #10 - mattdoggy (01/12/2013) [-]
i too know this feel bro
#31 to #10 - mrwoodcock (01/12/2013) [-]
A thing that i had in mind for really long:
Is it OK to send a message to a girl or just leave a note/send a letter that says "I love you"? I mean, isn't it better to say it? I am myself can't tell a girl directly in the face that I love her, tried once and the words got stuck inside my throat...

So I did left a letter in her Xmas present asking her if she wants to be my gf...

she dinied it, saying that I am one of the most interesting people she met and all but she want us to stay friends (yeah, you call it friend zone)

May it be that she said "no" because I left a letter and didn't just say it? Or maybe its my way of asking wasn't good?
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#131 to #97 - mrwoodcock (01/13/2013) [-]
So basically, if there are feelings from both sides, it doesn't matter how to ask or tell, it's just needs to be done?
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#134 to #133 - mrwoodcock (01/13/2013) [-]
Thanks! really!
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#17 to #8 - mattdoggy (01/12/2013) [-]
>be babysitting a house with a guy friend   
>in the kind of middle of no where with nothing to really do but a tv to game on and a pool   
>he decided to invite his gf over to come swim with us   
>she, being a total bro, brings her blonde friend who's really stacked to join in on the swimming   
>you have my thanks kind stranger   
>my buds lil bro shows up which is fine he is cool and we all are going on a night swim   
>impressing the one chick with my ability to dive and stay underwater hella long   
>she basically throws a ton of crap for me to dive for and we are having tons of fun doing that   
>but then the bad times came   
>my friends little brother started doing awesome flips and dives off of the diving board   
>she is notably impressed by that   
>being an alpha male i decide i will do the same in a game of diving horse    
>i have no skill when it comes to doing a lot of flips and stuff but that won't stop me   
>he does a gainer flawlessly and says it's my turn   
>thereisnowayicandothisandsurvive.mov   
>i can't wimp out so i go for it   
>in mid air i let out a loud "Oh hell" just before i land hard on my back   
>they say the slap was so loud the neighbors thought we were using fire crackers   
>after sitting on the bottom for a second to regain my composure i swim to the surface   
>"omg derp that looked so painful are you ok"   
>"yea no i'm fine, didn't hurt a bit, but i dropped something in the water, i'm gonna get it real quick"   
>i swim to the bottom and cry as hard as i can while being under water   
>that hurt incredibly bad and took the breath out of me   
>after that i swam back to the surface and we had a good night, but it was something i should not have done
>be babysitting a house with a guy friend
>in the kind of middle of no where with nothing to really do but a tv to game on and a pool
>he decided to invite his gf over to come swim with us
>she, being a total bro, brings her blonde friend who's really stacked to join in on the swimming
>you have my thanks kind stranger
>my buds lil bro shows up which is fine he is cool and we all are going on a night swim
>impressing the one chick with my ability to dive and stay underwater hella long
>she basically throws a ton of crap for me to dive for and we are having tons of fun doing that
>but then the bad times came
>my friends little brother started doing awesome flips and dives off of the diving board
>she is notably impressed by that
>being an alpha male i decide i will do the same in a game of diving horse
>i have no skill when it comes to doing a lot of flips and stuff but that won't stop me
>he does a gainer flawlessly and says it's my turn
>thereisnowayicandothisandsurvive.mov
>i can't wimp out so i go for it
>in mid air i let out a loud "Oh hell" just before i land hard on my back
>they say the slap was so loud the neighbors thought we were using fire crackers
>after sitting on the bottom for a second to regain my composure i swim to the surface
>"omg derp that looked so painful are you ok"
>"yea no i'm fine, didn't hurt a bit, but i dropped something in the water, i'm gonna get it real quick"
>i swim to the bottom and cry as hard as i can while being under water
>that hurt incredibly bad and took the breath out of me
>after that i swam back to the surface and we had a good night, but it was something i should not have done
#36 to #17 - perfide (01/12/2013) [-]
So... Did you get the girl or the little guy did?
User avatar #72 to #36 - mattdoggy (01/12/2013) [-]
i got the girl. Spent the night on the couch with her watching scary movies until she fell asleep.
#73 to #72 - Nickdowgg (01/12/2013) [-]
Your friends face when you two were on the couch.
Your friends face when you two were on the couch.
#69 to #17 - Nickdowgg (01/12/2013) [-]
That's awesome.   
I like your username.
That's awesome.
I like your username.
User avatar #44 to #17 - kaiizel (01/12/2013) [-]
lmfao
#58 - supercrazyhaha (01/12/2013) [-]
the text
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#24 - trollbearcat (01/12/2013) [-]
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#33 - burningvinesdrumer (01/12/2013) [-]
> text girl i had class with in college
> asks if i party
> say i don't get invited
> hasn't talked to me since
this happened last week mind you, my face after i sent that message
#9 - telmarine (01/12/2013) [-]
best text to send right here


" I think i left a blowjob over at your house, do you mind if i stop by and get it"


then triumphantly cliam your rightful bj
#20 - soulterminatorm (01/12/2013) [-]
You shouldn't have done that...
User avatar #95 to #20 - smellmyfaceforswag (01/12/2013) [-]
Everyone! Run! ben's going tot drown himself again!!
#22 to #20 - holeymoley (01/12/2013) [-]
**** off ben

just... **** off
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#6 - asbrustle (01/12/2013) [-]
MFW I was just watchig the philosopher's stone
MFW I was just watchig the philosopher's stone
#26 - fromtheinternet (01/12/2013) [-]
related?
related?
#12 - whyamievenherenow (01/12/2013) [-]
**whyamievenherenow rolled a random image posted in comment #432618 at Anime & Manga **
#89 to #12 - lietuvisss (01/12/2013) [-]
<< MFW i actually just now finnished watching Sekirei.
User avatar #132 to #89 - trevo (01/13/2013) [-]
Any idea if there making a 3rd season?
#50 - dawdawdwa (01/12/2013) [-]
Time for an actual true story.   
   
   
&gt;Be me in high school, age 16.    
&gt;Sleeping in class.   
&gt;Awake to the sound of a question.   
&gt;No idea what the question was.   
&gt;Teacher asks what was I doing with my head on the desk, looking down at my feet.   
&gt;&quot;I was counting my leg hairs.   
&gt;Whole class laughs their ass off.   
&gt;Be 5 years later, me in second year at university.   
&gt;Everyone at school knows the story.   
&gt;mfw I am legend and only my closest friends know it`s me who did that.
Time for an actual true story.


>Be me in high school, age 16.
>Sleeping in class.
>Awake to the sound of a question.
>No idea what the question was.
>Teacher asks what was I doing with my head on the desk, looking down at my feet.
>"I was counting my leg hairs.
>Whole class laughs their ass off.
>Be 5 years later, me in second year at university.
>Everyone at school knows the story.
>mfw I am legend and only my closest friends know it`s me who did that.
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User avatar #56 to #51 - dawdawdwa (01/12/2013) [-]
1. true. I did say everyone at school knows it though...
2. it adds suspense.
#102 to #50 - anon (01/12/2013) [-]
That is not even a cool thing to do, why would you be a legend?
#79 to #50 - anon (01/12/2013) [-]
I can confirm this. I was the hair.
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#1 - xMasterofpuppetsx (01/12/2013) [-]
Confidence is everything. Don't spend your life worrying about that sort of **** . Tell her how you feel.
User avatar #2 to #1 - SquishyHaribo (01/12/2013) [-]
if she is way out of your league then you are exposing yourself to a huge amount of ridicule by her friends and your friends if it doesn't go to plan. You can be confident but if you're ugly, a ******* , boring and/or have no money then confidence isn't going to count for **** so will everyone please stop saying "confidence is everything"
#25 to #2 - kerplunking (01/12/2013) [-]
Or you can just be like this faggot here and die alone and unloved. That's fine too.
#82 - whathappenslive (01/12/2013) [-]
This is the most true post i have ever seen.
This is the most true post i have ever seen.
User avatar #80 - Durp (01/12/2013) [-]
First picture: about to post something on fj
Second picture: when the waves of red thumbs show up
#66 - corundum (01/12/2013) [-]
That awkward moment when you confide the biggest secret you know to a few eleven-year-olds you met a semester ago.
That awkward moment when you confide the biggest secret you know to a few eleven-year-olds you met a semester ago.
User avatar #78 to #66 - maskedhippo (01/12/2013) [-]
why would you do that?
User avatar #47 - alucord (01/12/2013) [-]
Me every night I have trouble sleeping thinking about my past
#48 to #47 - upyoursnumbnuts (01/12/2013) [-]
Welcome to hell. It only gets worse.
User avatar #135 to #48 - alucord (07/07/2014) [-]
you were right.
User avatar #23 - fluxz (01/12/2013) [-]
Literally happened three minutes ago D:
#100 - imalex (01/12/2013) [-]
Just a week ago i realised something, If you feel like saying something to a girl just say it, it might give a positive response, or a negative, anyways you know if shes into you or not. If you get rejected, no worries move on or you can try your luck months later just to find you never had a thing   
   
felt like saying it because it gave me a gf
Just a week ago i realised something, If you feel like saying something to a girl just say it, it might give a positive response, or a negative, anyways you know if shes into you or not. If you get rejected, no worries move on or you can try your luck months later just to find you never had a thing

felt like saying it because it gave me a gf
User avatar #99 - reican (01/12/2013) [-]
that just means you are taking a chance. Which is a good thing, sometimes.
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