Whenever I send a risky text to a girl. read tags. leal. , said that. >Be Me 16 years old >I'm quite high >Talking to girl on facebook chat >She's about 5/10 (on a good day) > I have no real interest in this girl bu
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#60 - gibroner (01/12/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>Be Me 16 years old   
>I'm quite high   
>Talking to girl on facebook chat    
>She's  about 5/10 (on a good day)    
> I have no real interest in this girl but I decide to talk to her anyway   
>She is clearly into me and flirting alot    
>Starts talking dirty to me    
>She asks me what I would do to her   
>Send her this gif    
>She never messages me again
>Be Me 16 years old
>I'm quite high
>Talking to girl on facebook chat
>She's about 5/10 (on a good day)
> I have no real interest in this girl but I decide to talk to her anyway
>She is clearly into me and flirting alot
>Starts talking dirty to me
>She asks me what I would do to her
>Send her this gif
>She never messages me again
#8 - piemannn (01/12/2013) [+] (39 replies)
things you should not have done thread?
things you should not have done thread?
#17 to #8 - mattdoggy (01/12/2013) [-]
>be babysitting a house with a guy friend   
>in the kind of middle of no where with nothing to really do but a tv to game on and a pool   
>he decided to invite his gf over to come swim with us   
>she, being a total bro, brings her blonde friend who's really stacked to join in on the swimming   
>you have my thanks kind stranger   
>my buds lil bro shows up which is fine he is cool and we all are going on a night swim   
>impressing the one chick with my ability to dive and stay underwater hella long   
>she basically throws a ton of crap for me to dive for and we are having tons of fun doing that   
>but then the bad times came   
>my friends little brother started doing awesome flips and dives off of the diving board   
>she is notably impressed by that   
>being an alpha male i decide i will do the same in a game of diving horse    
>i have no skill when it comes to doing a lot of flips and stuff but that won't stop me   
>he does a gainer flawlessly and says it's my turn   
>thereisnowayicandothisandsurvive.mov   
>i can't wimp out so i go for it   
>in mid air i let out a loud "Oh hell" just before i land hard on my back   
>they say the slap was so loud the neighbors thought we were using fire crackers   
>after sitting on the bottom for a second to regain my composure i swim to the surface   
>"omg derp that looked so painful are you ok"   
>"yea no i'm fine, didn't hurt a bit, but i dropped something in the water, i'm gonna get it real quick"   
>i swim to the bottom and cry as hard as i can while being under water   
>that hurt incredibly bad and took the breath out of me   
>after that i swam back to the surface and we had a good night, but it was something i should not have done
>be babysitting a house with a guy friend
>in the kind of middle of no where with nothing to really do but a tv to game on and a pool
>he decided to invite his gf over to come swim with us
>she, being a total bro, brings her blonde friend who's really stacked to join in on the swimming
>you have my thanks kind stranger
>my buds lil bro shows up which is fine he is cool and we all are going on a night swim
>impressing the one chick with my ability to dive and stay underwater hella long
>she basically throws a ton of crap for me to dive for and we are having tons of fun doing that
>but then the bad times came
>my friends little brother started doing awesome flips and dives off of the diving board
>she is notably impressed by that
>being an alpha male i decide i will do the same in a game of diving horse
>i have no skill when it comes to doing a lot of flips and stuff but that won't stop me
>he does a gainer flawlessly and says it's my turn
>thereisnowayicandothisandsurvive.mov
>i can't wimp out so i go for it
>in mid air i let out a loud "Oh hell" just before i land hard on my back
>they say the slap was so loud the neighbors thought we were using fire crackers
>after sitting on the bottom for a second to regain my composure i swim to the surface
>"omg derp that looked so painful are you ok"
>"yea no i'm fine, didn't hurt a bit, but i dropped something in the water, i'm gonna get it real quick"
>i swim to the bottom and cry as hard as i can while being under water
>that hurt incredibly bad and took the breath out of me
>after that i swam back to the surface and we had a good night, but it was something i should not have done
#9 - telmarine (01/12/2013) [-]
best text to send right here


" I think i left a blowjob over at your house, do you mind if i stop by and get it"


then triumphantly cliam your rightful bj
#58 - supercrazyhaha (01/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
the text
#50 - dawdawdwa (01/12/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Time for an actual true story.   
   
   
>Be me in high school, age 16.    
>Sleeping in class.   
>Awake to the sound of a question.   
>No idea what the question was.   
>Teacher asks what was I doing with my head on the desk, looking down at my feet.   
>"I was counting my leg hairs.   
>Whole class laughs their ass off.   
>Be 5 years later, me in second year at university.   
>Everyone at school knows the story.   
>mfw I am legend and only my closest friends know it`s me who did that.
Time for an actual true story.


>Be me in high school, age 16.
>Sleeping in class.
>Awake to the sound of a question.
>No idea what the question was.
>Teacher asks what was I doing with my head on the desk, looking down at my feet.
>"I was counting my leg hairs.
>Whole class laughs their ass off.
>Be 5 years later, me in second year at university.
>Everyone at school knows the story.
>mfw I am legend and only my closest friends know it`s me who did that.
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#24 - trollbearcat (01/12/2013) [-]
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#33 - burningvinesdrumer (01/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
> text girl i had class with in college
> asks if i party
> say i don't get invited
> hasn't talked to me since
this happened last week mind you, my face after i sent that message
#26 - fromtheinternet (01/12/2013) [-]
related?
related?
#20 - soulterminatorm (01/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You shouldn't have done that...
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#6 - asbrustle (01/12/2013) [-]
MFW I was just watchig the philosopher's stone
MFW I was just watchig the philosopher's stone
User avatar #84 - maskedhippo (01/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>playing pokemon white 2 like a bro
>texting 8/10 girl I'm into
>she wants the d
>gets dirty
>Still playing pokemon
>get to drayden's gym
>texting getting really sexual
>have boner
>masturrbate
>still texting
>still playing pokemon
>battle drayden
>cum right as I beat him
>girl has no idea
User avatar #86 to #84 - drayden (01/12/2013) [-]
but i did..
#1 - xMasterofpuppetsx (01/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Confidence is everything. Don't spend your life worrying about that sort of **** . Tell her how you feel.
User avatar #2 to #1 - SquishyHaribo (01/12/2013) [-]
if she is way out of your league then you are exposing yourself to a huge amount of ridicule by her friends and your friends if it doesn't go to plan. You can be confident but if you're ugly, a ******* , boring and/or have no money then confidence isn't going to count for **** so will everyone please stop saying "confidence is everything"
User avatar #47 - alucord ONLINE (01/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Me every night I have trouble sleeping thinking about my past
#48 to #47 - upyoursnumbnuts (01/12/2013) [-]
Welcome to hell. It only gets worse.
#12 - whyamievenherenow (01/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#82 - whathappenslive (01/12/2013) [-]
This is the most true post i have ever seen.
This is the most true post i have ever seen.
User avatar #80 - Durp (01/12/2013) [-]
First picture: about to post something on fj
Second picture: when the waves of red thumbs show up
#66 - corundum (01/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That awkward moment when you confide the biggest secret you know to a few eleven-year-olds you met a semester ago.
That awkward moment when you confide the biggest secret you know to a few eleven-year-olds you met a semester ago.
User avatar #78 to #66 - maskedhippo (01/12/2013) [-]
why would you do that?
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User avatar #7 - chuca (01/12/2013) [+] (6 replies)
me talkin, texting, basically communicating w/ any girl ever
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