Whenever I send a risky text to a girl. read tags. leal. , said that. >Be Me 16 years old >I'm quite high >Talking to girl on facebook chat >She's about 5/10 (on a good day) > I have no real interest in this girl bu
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#60 - gibroner (01/12/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>Be Me 16 years old   
>I'm quite high   
>Talking to girl on facebook chat    
>She's  about 5/10 (on a good day)    
> I have no real interest in this girl but I decide to talk to her anyway   
>She is clearly into me and flirting alot    
>Starts talking dirty to me    
>She asks me what I would do to her   
>Send her this gif    
>She never messages me again
>Be Me 16 years old
>I'm quite high
>Talking to girl on facebook chat
>She's about 5/10 (on a good day)
> I have no real interest in this girl but I decide to talk to her anyway
>She is clearly into me and flirting alot
>Starts talking dirty to me
>She asks me what I would do to her
>Send her this gif
>She never messages me again
#8 - piemannn (01/12/2013) [+] (39 replies)
things you should not have done thread?
things you should not have done thread?
#17 to #8 - mattdoggy (01/12/2013) [-]
>be babysitting a house with a guy friend   
>in the kind of middle of no where with nothing to really do but a tv to game on and a pool   
>he decided to invite his gf over to come swim with us   
>she, being a total bro, brings her blonde friend who's really stacked to join in on the swimming   
>you have my thanks kind stranger   
>my buds lil bro shows up which is fine he is cool and we all are going on a night swim   
>impressing the one chick with my ability to dive and stay underwater hella long   
>she basically throws a ton of crap for me to dive for and we are having tons of fun doing that   
>but then the bad times came   
>my friends little brother started doing awesome flips and dives off of the diving board   
>she is notably impressed by that   
>being an alpha male i decide i will do the same in a game of diving horse    
>i have no skill when it comes to doing a lot of flips and stuff but that won't stop me   
>he does a gainer flawlessly and says it's my turn   
>thereisnowayicandothisandsurvive.mov   
>i can't wimp out so i go for it   
>in mid air i let out a loud "Oh hell" just before i land hard on my back   
>they say the slap was so loud the neighbors thought we were using fire crackers   
>after sitting on the bottom for a second to regain my composure i swim to the surface   
>"omg derp that looked so painful are you ok"   
>"yea no i'm fine, didn't hurt a bit, but i dropped something in the water, i'm gonna get it real quick"   
>i swim to the bottom and cry as hard as i can while being under water   
>that hurt incredibly bad and took the breath out of me   
>after that i swam back to the surface and we had a good night, but it was something i should not have done
>be babysitting a house with a guy friend
>in the kind of middle of no where with nothing to really do but a tv to game on and a pool
>he decided to invite his gf over to come swim with us
>she, being a total bro, brings her blonde friend who's really stacked to join in on the swimming
>you have my thanks kind stranger
>my buds lil bro shows up which is fine he is cool and we all are going on a night swim
>impressing the one chick with my ability to dive and stay underwater hella long
>she basically throws a ton of crap for me to dive for and we are having tons of fun doing that
>but then the bad times came
>my friends little brother started doing awesome flips and dives off of the diving board
>she is notably impressed by that
>being an alpha male i decide i will do the same in a game of diving horse
>i have no skill when it comes to doing a lot of flips and stuff but that won't stop me
>he does a gainer flawlessly and says it's my turn
>thereisnowayicandothisandsurvive.mov
>i can't wimp out so i go for it
>in mid air i let out a loud "Oh hell" just before i land hard on my back
>they say the slap was so loud the neighbors thought we were using fire crackers
>after sitting on the bottom for a second to regain my composure i swim to the surface
>"omg derp that looked so painful are you ok"
>"yea no i'm fine, didn't hurt a bit, but i dropped something in the water, i'm gonna get it real quick"
>i swim to the bottom and cry as hard as i can while being under water
>that hurt incredibly bad and took the breath out of me
>after that i swam back to the surface and we had a good night, but it was something i should not have done
#9 - telmarine ONLINE (01/12/2013) [-]
best text to send right here


" I think i left a blowjob over at your house, do you mind if i stop by and get it"


then triumphantly cliam your rightful bj
#58 - supercrazyhaha (01/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
the text
#50 - dawdawdwa (01/12/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Time for an actual true story.   
   
   
>Be me in high school, age 16.    
>Sleeping in class.   
>Awake to the sound of a question.   
>No idea what the question was.   
>Teacher asks what was I doing with my head on the desk, looking down at my feet.   
>"I was counting my leg hairs.   
>Whole class laughs their ass off.   
>Be 5 years later, me in second year at university.   
>Everyone at school knows the story.   
>mfw I am legend and only my closest friends know it`s me who did that.
Time for an actual true story.


>Be me in high school, age 16.
>Sleeping in class.
>Awake to the sound of a question.
>No idea what the question was.
>Teacher asks what was I doing with my head on the desk, looking down at my feet.
>"I was counting my leg hairs.
>Whole class laughs their ass off.
>Be 5 years later, me in second year at university.
>Everyone at school knows the story.
>mfw I am legend and only my closest friends know it`s me who did that.
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#24 - trollbearcat (01/12/2013) [-]
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#33 - burningvinesdrumer (01/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
> text girl i had class with in college
> asks if i party
> say i don't get invited
> hasn't talked to me since
this happened last week mind you, my face after i sent that message
#26 - fromtheinternet (01/12/2013) [-]
related?
related?
#20 - soulterminatorm (01/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You shouldn't have done that...
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#6 - asbrustle (01/12/2013) [-]
MFW I was just watchig the philosopher's stone
MFW I was just watchig the philosopher's stone
User avatar #84 - maskedhippo (01/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>playing pokemon white 2 like a bro
>texting 8/10 girl I'm into
>she wants the d
>gets dirty
>Still playing pokemon
>get to drayden's gym
>texting getting really sexual
>have boner
>masturrbate
>still texting
>still playing pokemon
>battle drayden
>cum right as I beat him
>girl has no idea
User avatar #86 to #84 - drayden (01/12/2013) [-]
but i did..
#1 - xMasterofpuppetsx (01/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Confidence is everything. Don't spend your life worrying about that sort of **** . Tell her how you feel.
User avatar #2 to #1 - SquishyHaribo (01/12/2013) [-]
if she is way out of your league then you are exposing yourself to a huge amount of ridicule by her friends and your friends if it doesn't go to plan. You can be confident but if you're ugly, a ******* , boring and/or have no money then confidence isn't going to count for **** so will everyone please stop saying "confidence is everything"
User avatar #47 - alucord (01/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Me every night I have trouble sleeping thinking about my past
#48 to #47 - upyoursnumbnuts (01/12/2013) [-]
Welcome to hell. It only gets worse.
#12 - whyamievenherenow (01/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#82 - whathappenslive (01/12/2013) [-]
This is the most true post i have ever seen.
This is the most true post i have ever seen.
User avatar #80 - Durp (01/12/2013) [-]
First picture: about to post something on fj
Second picture: when the waves of red thumbs show up
#66 - corundum (01/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That awkward moment when you confide the biggest secret you know to a few eleven-year-olds you met a semester ago.
That awkward moment when you confide the biggest secret you know to a few eleven-year-olds you met a semester ago.
User avatar #78 to #66 - maskedhippo (01/12/2013) [-]
why would you do that?
#100 - imalex (01/12/2013) [-]
Just a week ago i realised something, If you feel like saying something to a girl just say it, it might give a positive response, or a negative, anyways you know if shes into you or not. If you get rejected, no worries move on or you can try your luck months later just to find you never had a thing   
   
felt like saying it because it gave me a gf
Just a week ago i realised something, If you feel like saying something to a girl just say it, it might give a positive response, or a negative, anyways you know if shes into you or not. If you get rejected, no worries move on or you can try your luck months later just to find you never had a thing

felt like saying it because it gave me a gf
User avatar #99 - reican (01/12/2013) [-]
that just means you are taking a chance. Which is a good thing, sometimes.
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