Quoth the Raven. . I ante upon a midnight DEAL WITH IT. I give a tuck, nevermore. merely a tire. nothing more. suddenly there came a wagging as demeans gangsta
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Quoth the Raven

I ante upon a midnight DEAL WITH IT.
I give a tuck, nevermore.
merely a tire. nothing more.
suddenly there came a wagging as demeans gangsta
rapping arranging at my chamber deer
Death the raven. "Swag galore"
figga_ r allan bro
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#20 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/12/2013) [+] (27 replies)
Once upon a midnight party, while I downed six shots Barcardi, Over many a skant and crazy women of campus lore, While I flirted, nearly banging, suddenly there came a nagging, As of some one gently hanging, hanging 'round my chamber door. `'Tis some freshman,' I muttered, `hanging 'round my chamber door - Only this, and nothing more.'

Ah, distinctly I recall it was in the dancing hall, And each separate slutty hoe strutted her moves upon the floor. Eagerly I began to shred; - hoping I, at least, could bed A bitch without a slice of dread - dread from my girlfriend Lenore - For the cold and bossy bitch whom her mothers name she bore - Would crush my balls for evermore.

And the silken skin of women showed itself in boyhood vision Aroused me – espoused me with fantastic boners never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my meat, I stood repeating `'Tis some honey busting moves down the dance floor -
Some horny honey busting moves on the dance floor; - This it is, now I can score,'

Presently my wood grew stronger; boldness then enticed the longer, `Babe,' said I, `or honey, truly your booty I implore; But the fact is I was jagging, and in Bentley's you came banging, And so boldly you came swagging, swagging on the dance floor, That I was sure you'd break your groove' - here I tapped and spun my score; - Ms.Franklin there, I'm done for.

Deep into her eyes then peering, long I stood there floundering, jeering, pouting, thinking thoughts no student ever dared to think before; To her breasts I gave attention, and Ms.Franklin gave no mention, The only way to ease the tension were the boldest words, `Let's score!' This I uttered, and a freshman sputtered back the words, `LET'S SCORE!' By this time my balls were sore.
#11 - asasqw (01/12/2013) [-]
Am I doing it right?
#18 - Winnipeg (01/12/2013) [-]
i have been waiting far too long to use this
#12 - AnonsForSure (01/12/2013) [-]
oh my god I laughed. Hard.
oh my god I laughed. Hard.
#3 - anonymous (01/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
i've been on 5 minutes.

i've already been told i can't donw-thumb ur **** cos i've down-thumbed it 5 times in those 5 minutes.

post something worth thumbing up or **** off
#4 to #3 - kaycie (01/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #41 - sabdoor (01/12/2013) [-]
Thats so raven
#35 - Lambda (01/12/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I've had this floating around for a while.
#17 - suckle ONLINE (01/12/2013) [-]
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#45 - tragono **User deleted account** (01/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Edgar Allen Probe
#25 - crazyolitis (01/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
If anyone wants the picture...
#53 - emberknight (01/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #27 - BridgeTroll (01/12/2013) [-]
In other Raven related news, **** the Denver Broncos
#13 - garbagebrain (01/12/2013) [-]
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#15 - tkfishandchips (01/12/2013) [-]
So the tell-tale heart was a story about a guy who kept thinking he was gonna get caught masturbating watching porn on his parents' laptop while they weren't home? :-P
#14 - selfdenyingbeggar (01/12/2013) [-]
I give a **** . nevermore Is the best phrase ever.
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