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#25 - phunkyzilla ONLINE
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(01/11/2013) [-]
>Bacon on tits and vag
Oh gods imagine all the ******* grease
#211 to #25 - beep
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(01/12/2013) [-]
Free lube, I'm in!
Free lube, I'm in!
#191 to #25 - grocer
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(01/12/2013) [-]
I would eat the bacon out of her asshole.
I would eat the bacon out of her asshole.
#83 - BigSammy
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(01/12/2013) [-]
I'll take everything.
Twice.
#202 - totheultimate
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(01/12/2013) [-]
Oh boy here we go....

>I hate oreos, have a much better local product
>I don't eat toast
>the bed would break in 3 due to my weight
>I hate pool
>I drink soda from the bottle
>sensitive teeth, can't eat Popsicle
>**** iphones
>I can't play on guitars
>I don't smoke
>I don't know how to ride a bike
>I hate swimming
#267 to #202 - milthyfoustache
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(01/12/2013) [-]
Oreos suck dick. I was so excited when they started selling them in the UK until I realised the biscuit parts tastes like charcoal. Really not into American food or drinks at all...
#379 to #202 - bighairybacon
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(01/12/2013) [-]
I gave you one thumb for breaking it up so you could get two...
#203 to #202 - totheultimate
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(01/12/2013) [-]
>I hate showers
>I'm no batman, I need no damn layer
>I can't drive
>my weight would bring that tree to the ground
>I'm not a pedophile
>I don't like guns
>I don't get calls or texts, also I don't have meetings
>I don't do pot
>I'm gay
>never liked those games
>that bed looks kinda cool actually...
>gay
>you really have to remind me of my weight issues huh?
>I would die in the cold
>can't drive, hate that kind of rides anyway
>don't even know what nutella tastes like
>I'm vegetarian
>gay again

there, I hate every single thing FJ likes, except perhaps for cats....I love cats
I'm awaiting for my red thumbs
#206 to #203 - NhuckCorris
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(01/12/2013) [-]
So you're a gay overweight vegetarian with sensitive teeth that hates to shower, can't ride a bike, doesn't get calls or texts from anyone and can't drive.   
   
And you've never had nutella...   
   
Do you have anything going well for you at all?
So you're a gay overweight vegetarian with sensitive teeth that hates to shower, can't ride a bike, doesn't get calls or texts from anyone and can't drive.

And you've never had nutella...

Do you have anything going well for you at all?
#215 to #206 - totheultimate
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(01/12/2013) [-]
when you put it that way....no..not much....

oh god my life is pointless
#216 to #215 - NhuckCorris
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(01/12/2013) [-]
I prescribe you a diet of bacon and nutella, you must be lacking in bacon and nutella nutrients.

They wont help your weight issue mind.. Ah well, benefits>costs
#231 to #206 - tearsoblood
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(01/12/2013) [-]
well, he didn't want any of those so I guess he didn't lose?
#227 to #206 - blackstarshooter
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(01/12/2013) [-]
So, being gay is still a bad thing? Wow, sad
#279 to #227 - NhuckCorris
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(01/12/2013) [-]
Shut up, you ridiculous lib-tard. It's a bad thing because it's an inconvenience in a way, not because he deserves to be thrown into a pit of fire, you ******* muppet
#399 to #279 - blackstarshooter
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(01/14/2013) [-]
k
#222 to #203 - atheistzilla ONLINE
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(01/12/2013) [-]
i feel so sorry for you man

pic unrelated
#13 - bebonkers
Reply +31
(01/11/2013) [-]
The nutella snack cup is everywhere where i live
#208 to #13 - harleycurnow
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#14 to #13 - yourafaggotharry ONLINE
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(01/11/2013) [-]
wait where do you live?
wait where do you live?
#15 to #14 - bebonkers
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Uk
#16 to #15 - yourafaggotharry ONLINE
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(01/11/2013) [-]
wait the Isle of Wight counts as uk still right?        gif related   the average  islander
wait the Isle of Wight counts as uk still right? gif related the average islander
#18 to #15 - Loppytaffy
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(01/11/2013) [-]
********!
Whereabouts?! I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEED this!
#19 to #18 - bebonkers
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(01/11/2013) [-]
im in the midlands, its usually in asda
#21 to #19 - mattkingg **User deleted account**
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Wait i live in the midlands and i have never ******* seen them before, they do have strips of waffles with nutella and white chocolate in them though
#265 to #19 - milthyfoustache
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(01/12/2013) [-]
Whereabouts in the Midlands?? I live near Nottingham and I have never seen them :(
#42 to #18 - meincraftz
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(01/12/2013) [-]
It's Italian, you can buy them everywhere in Italy! (the drink is ''esta thé'', it's like icetea, but 20x times better)
#192 to #42 - Loppytaffy
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(01/12/2013) [-]
So i gyess it's tastes like Pasta?
#262 to #42 - chazzawazzle
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(01/12/2013) [-]
I went to Italy last year on an exchange and drank that **** as if it was the nectar of the gods. Afterwards everything in Ireland tasts like bog water.
MFW when i might never taste it again
#228 to #15 - jetpistol
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(01/12/2013) [-]
You can also find them everywhere in France
#229 to #228 - jetpistol
Reply 0
(01/12/2013) [-]
And Italy, from what I've noticed
#30 to #13 - beffen
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(01/11/2013) [-]
I feel like it should have milk in the drink compartment rather than iced tea.
#173 - spankymcgee
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(01/12/2013) [-]
This ****** like a personal fap cave.
#217 - felixjarl ONLINE
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(01/12/2013) [-]
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Do not want.
#218 to #217 - felixjarl ONLINE
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(01/12/2013) [-]
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Because.
#170 - thedarkestrogue
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(01/12/2013) [-]
You cant put Emma Watson in there. That's cheating.
Hell you cant put any of the attractive chicks in there because then there is no winning.
#179 to #170 - TarnRazor
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(01/12/2013) [-]
gay. I win. Except I lost on all the other ones.
#32 - drtfgyhuj
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(01/12/2013) [-]
am i the only one who thinks oreos taste awful?
#33 to #32 - viscerys
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(01/12/2013) [-]
There are 7 billion people in the world. Probably not.
#35 to #33 - drtfgyhuj
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(01/12/2013) [-]
fair enough. how about limited to fj?
#36 to #35 - viscerys
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(01/12/2013) [-]
Probably not.
#40 to #32 - decay ONLINE
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(01/12/2013) [-]
I never like oreos.
#60 to #32 - ChanChan
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(01/12/2013) [-]
If you're gluten intolerant. But even then....
#46 to #32 - royrogersmcfreely
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(01/12/2013) [-]
#49 to #46 - bigpizza
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(01/12/2013) [-]
Reread his sentence idiot.
#50 to #49 - deltoraquest
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(01/12/2013) [-]
I believe he was joking, you cant have the words: oreos, taste and awful in the same sentence in that order
#121 to #49 - royrogersmcfreely
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(01/12/2013) [-]
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#34 to #32 - ROADHOUSE
Reply +15
(01/12/2013) [-]
Yes
#183 - phanact
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(01/12/2013) [-]
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I don't want lightsaber popsicles

I want a lightsaber dildo
#70 - brownieshivers
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(01/12/2013) [-]
'loose'?
'loose'?