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Gandalfs flowchart

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GANDALF PROBLEM SOLVING
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User avatar #19 - Gandalfthewhite (01/12/2013) [+] (4 replies)
you know the eagles charge hourly, i'm not made of money
User avatar #4 - billybobjoeii (01/11/2013) [+] (27 replies)
Since the previous two comments did not do a suitable job, allow me to clarify:

Gandalf does not have Eagle summoning powers. The eagles saw a fight was going on and wanted a part in it. They then proceed to take Gandalf and gang to the Eagle's nest, where Gandalf then talks to the Eagle king to see where he will drop them off.

It is here we see another thing many people commonly think:

The King Eagle tells Gandalf that they will not take the party any further than where they end up dropping them off because it is too dangerous for them to proceed any further (hence why they don't fly Frodo over Mount Doom).

As for picking Frodo up from Mount Doom (and their fight with the Nazgul in the final battle in Return of the King), they were ordered there by their Master, the (at that time) greatest of the Valar, Manwe.
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#102 - wyldek (01/12/2013) [-]
FLOWCHARTS!!
#21 - cameronrox (01/12/2013) [+] (33 replies)
awww yeaaah gandalf, the smoker of ounces, the packer of pipeweed!
awww yeaaah gandalf, the smoker of ounces, the packer of pipeweed!
User avatar #64 - secondlawprevails (01/12/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I've only seen the lord of the rings movies (forgive my ignorant ass) but can someone explain gandalf's origin besides BAM! there's a badass wizard who knows how to fix things.
User avatar #92 to #64 - effort ONLINE (01/12/2013) [-]
Basically there is an almighty being named Eru Ilúvata, who created spirits called the Ainur. After the creation of the world, these spirits were sent to help shape and govern the world. Among the Ainur, there were 15 powerful ones who stood out, 1 of them whom turns evil and becomes the Dark Lord, named Melkor/Morgoth. The other 14 are later named Valar, and the remaining lesser Ainur are called Maiar. That is where Gandalf, Saruman Radagast and etc belong. Sauron and Balrogs are also Maiar, but has been under the influence of Melkor.

And If I remember correctly, there were suppose to be 3 maiars who would be sent to Middle Earth to aid the free people(elves humans dwarves etc) against Sauron. Those 3 were Saruman, Gandalf, and Alatar. Gandalf brought Radagast with him, and Alatar brought Pallando with him. After arriving to Middle Earth, instead of being called Maiar, they were named Istari or Wizards.

We don't hear from the two blue wizards since they have traveled east.
#119 - ChanChan (01/12/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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User avatar #118 - carnivorouswalnut (01/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
There could be an infinite loop if Gandalf solves a problem but dies everytime he checks.
(Problem solved?>YES>Are you dead?>YES>Resurrect>>Problem Solved?>YES>Are you dead?>YES>Resurrect>*initiate loop*)
#87 - jiltist (01/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If Middle Earth is in danger and Gandalf just wants to end it all, he can't (according to this chart).
User avatar #35 - mojusk ONLINE (01/12/2013) [+] (8 replies)
never understood why gandalf didnt just get the eagles to fly frodo into mordor.
wouldve saved them all for alota trouble
#44 to #35 - jurto (01/12/2013) [-]
I thought the same thing, too. Same thing as in The Hobbit. Why can they just fly to anywhere they want instead of walking, getting in troubles, and then flying the 						****					 out of there?
I thought the same thing, too. Same thing as in The Hobbit. Why can they just fly to anywhere they want instead of walking, getting in troubles, and then flying the **** out of there?
#116 - skinless (01/12/2013) [-]
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#139 - saybia (01/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What do you mean?

Do you mean to say, that this is Gandalfs own flowchart?
Or that this is a flowchart made for myself, gandalf?;
Do you mean that this flowchart would be good for Gandalf?
Or simply - That OP is a major faggot?
User avatar #110 - pedobubblegum (01/12/2013) [+] (4 replies)
wow, that Ironic. I was listening to this when I saw this:
http://www . youtube . com/ watch?v=UJ4xA5Cggp4&list=LLoSJPZd-sviFd_SQ2p5y0qQ
#113 to #112 - koshana (01/12/2013) [-]
Not in this case. =P
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