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#7 - jakelguy (01/12/2013) [-]
"A search engine for the zune age". Dear god i ******* lost it . thumb for you sir
#27 to #7 - PurpleStuff (01/12/2013) [-]
It took me about 3 mins to figure out what the pic was lol. I thought it was two blob people and the  one on the right was shining a red flashlight at the one on the left, who was trying to avoid it
It took me about 3 mins to figure out what the pic was lol. I thought it was two blob people and the one on the right was shining a red flashlight at the one on the left, who was trying to avoid it
#12 to #7 - iamphoenix (01/12/2013) [-]
i still use a Zune
User avatar #13 to #12 - murdershy (01/12/2013) [-]
I did til mine died. Now I just use my phone.
User avatar #8 - sketchysketchist (01/12/2013) [-]
How did people use to find things on the internet before google?
I never knew how they did it.

InB4 Sacrificing their female goats menstrual blood to the bing failure demon.
User avatar #9 to #8 - zramn (01/12/2013) [-]
Before search engines, it was pretty much like phone numbers... without a phonebook...
#17 to #9 - nightstar (01/12/2013) [-]
You mean like the family guy skit where there was only two numbers?
User avatar #23 to #8 - aerosol (01/12/2013) [-]
encyclopedias
#25 to #8 - John Cena (01/12/2013) [-]
I used Metacrawler back when it was actually decent, and astalavista for my other dubious searches.
#3 - John Cena (01/11/2013) [-]
Nice use of The Onion
User avatar #16 - rel (01/12/2013) [-]
B.I.N.G. = Because It's Not Google
#5 - miguedm (01/12/2013) [-]
Bing? I will google it
#24 - eenopjd (01/12/2013) [-]
>Zune age
User avatar #15 - eyecontacthandjob (01/12/2013) [-]
I remember the first time I read an article on the onion
#22 - ninjabadger ONLINE (01/12/2013) [-]
All 3 of them
All 3 of them
User avatar #26 - heroicvenom (01/12/2013) [-]
ain't nobody got time for that.jpeg
User avatar #6 - maxismahname (01/12/2013) [-]
Wade, you.... man
#14 - thumbcommentthumb (01/12/2013) [-]
Take a funny site, steal their image, post on funnyjunk, and boom. thumbs.
Although, I guess that's how we have prospered for many years.
User avatar #29 - MythBuster (01/12/2013) [-]
The onion???
User avatar #20 - shishkobob (01/12/2013) [-]
zune age?! i must have slept through that one or something
User avatar #19 - mjformj (01/12/2013) [-]
thought the zune comment was funnier.
User avatar #18 - misterbonzo (01/12/2013) [-]
it's from the onion
User avatar #4 - bultar ONLINE (01/12/2013) [-]
I atually laughed my ass off.

Ive never read or hear anything funnier on this site in my entire life.

Thank you, angelman.
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#1 - nymphorican (01/11/2013) [-]
is that what they did back in his day? sounds exhausting. i would lose wood half way through the url
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