Who Am I to Stop Them?. Their mistake, my amusement.. uct att' tfl tibit: Aeriel shall interfere, as you please‘. Hey guys. As you can see I have been with Funnyjunk for a decent amount of time. I want to say thank you, and this post was a decent place to do it. So about 2
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User avatar #128 to #124 - medici (01/11/2013) [-]
oh god thats epic... take all of my thumbs
#132 to #124 - antey (01/11/2013) [-]
thats genius my friend i thumbed you down then thumbed up to give you 2 thumbs :D
#90 - phanact (01/11/2013) [-]
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#cut for beiber
#95 - fishinyourface ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
they're not even doing it for depressed reasons, it's just "trendy".....the 			****		 is wrong with people?
they're not even doing it for depressed reasons, it's just "trendy".....the **** is wrong with people?
User avatar #101 to #95 - lilmoka (01/11/2013) [-]
Yeah it makes me sad that they are doing it just because its popular or because its for JB.
User avatar #136 to #95 - happypancake (01/11/2013) [-]
It makes me think that these girls probably have some sort of depressive tendencies, and were just sort of looking for a reason to act out. I suppose the Bieber thing acts as a very convenient guise for wanting to cut themselves.
Or maybe they're just idiots.
#40 - iRoflcopterU (01/11/2013) [-]
To be honest, I don't Justin as much as before. Its the fangirls that I'm scared of. They are willing to mutilate themselves just because one kid smokes weed.   
 If Justin asked them to sacrifice someone and devour their flesh, they probably would...
To be honest, I don't Justin as much as before. Its the fangirls that I'm scared of. They are willing to mutilate themselves just because one kid smokes weed.
If Justin asked them to sacrifice someone and devour their flesh, they probably would...
User avatar #46 to #40 - biggrand (01/11/2013) [-]
i dont fan girls the power within sometimes.
#107 to #40 - nightlynutria (01/11/2013) [-]
I dont justin
I dont justin
User avatar #41 to #40 - iRoflcopterU (01/11/2013) [-]
Oops I kinda accidentally my sentence...

I don't Hate Justin as much
User avatar #42 to #40 - codyxvasco (01/11/2013) [-]
I used to Justin, but people kept calling me a fag so now I Cody more frequently.
User avatar #72 to #42 - requiemofsins (01/11/2013) [-]
Lololol

My names Cody, and I've been Codying ever since I was born.
User avatar #75 to #72 - codyxvasco (01/11/2013) [-]
I ******* love the name Cody. It's just so awesome.
#218 to #75 - fractalius (01/11/2013) [-]
I love ******* the name Cody.
User avatar #307 to #218 - codyxvasco (01/11/2013) [-]
I love ******* Cody.
#84 - madjik (01/11/2013) [-]
Dumb ass bitch, the I isn't even capitalized.
#215 - skumbaner ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
#3 - finishhimlarry (01/10/2013) [-]
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mfw I found out it was a thread on /b/ that started this.
#43 to #3 - animationhac ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
A lot of the beginning commenters actually shot down this idea. I was surprised it actually happened!
A lot of the beginning commenters actually shot down this idea. I was surprised it actually happened!
#88 - creamNscream (01/11/2013) [-]
Natural selection at work here, gentlemen.
#122 to #88 - ubercripple (01/11/2013) [-]
Well **** , I guess I don't feel like catching them all any more.
#55 - grimgrey (01/11/2013) [-]
"The fan girls are just a bunch of mad dogs! I want to know who let them off the leash."
#57 to #55 - grimgrey (01/11/2013) [-]
"It was 4chan"
#114 to #57 - skarre (01/11/2013) [-]
"But you were in on it-"
#115 to #114 - skarre (01/11/2013) [-]
**skarre rolls 75** "-so here's the deal: Dubs, you live. If not, not so lucky..."
#85 to #57 - tentaclerapee (01/11/2013) [-]
Batman dissaproves.
Batman dissaproves.
User avatar #91 to #85 - Leonidus (01/11/2013) [-]
im laughing so hard
User avatar #31 - musicalninja (01/11/2013) [-]
In about 2 years they will look at that scar and only see regret -.-
User avatar #48 - ohp (01/11/2013) [-]
Kids need to learn It's down the street not across.
#83 to #48 - John Cena (01/11/2013) [-]
hasnt been said in every other cutting post. even before beiber.
#13 - antistar (01/11/2013) [-]
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#212 - patriotpenguin ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
let them cut....
let them cut....
#228 to #212 - giantdonut (01/11/2013) [-]
Higurashi, full of scary murderous bitches that are nice in the next episode!
#238 to #228 - John Cena (01/11/2013) [-]
There were only 4 or 5 murderous bitches in the whole series

Takano was the ****
User avatar #241 to #238 - giantdonut (01/11/2013) [-]
That's like all of the girls, though. XD
#113 - berbear (01/11/2013) [-]
YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS?   
   
Back in my day you cut yourself to try an manipulate others by posting it all over Twitter. LOL THAT 			****		 CRAY LFDKFHSKGHOISRTGIEAHGKERG   
   
I'm so glad I'm not a preteen. Ugh.
YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS?

Back in my day you cut yourself to try an manipulate others by posting it all over Twitter. LOL THAT **** CRAY LFDKFHSKGHOISRTGIEAHGKERG

I'm so glad I'm not a preteen. Ugh.
User avatar #4 - rubikzcubesolver (01/10/2013) [-]
Hey guys. As you can see I have been with Funnyjunk for a decent amount of time. I want to say thank you, and this post was a decent place to do it. So about 2 years ago, I was really depressed and considered suicide often. I tried to fit in and I did, but it wasn't me.( Lots of other **** going on too, family death, occasional bullies, etc.) I was a metal head who just was NOT supposed to fit in. I cracked odd jokes, didn't get in with girls, and was kind of out of place. Right before I was about to attempt suicide, I did 2 things. I came here, and I wrote a suicide letter, mainly to my dad. (I love the **** out of this man.) I did not go through with the attempt because Funnyjunk gave me a small spark of hope, hope that I could be myself and not get made fun of, and that I could have comedy on my side. 1 year later, my Dad found the note. He talked to me about it and right when he was done, he started crying. I did this along with him. It was one of the greatest moments in my life. We were at this point inseparable. Today, I realized fully that FJ saved my life. Thank you:)
User avatar #298 to #4 - theghostrider (01/11/2013) [-]
Don't worry, I'm here for you.
#314 to #4 - wrigcon (01/11/2013) [-]
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#26 to #4 - awesomenessdefined (01/11/2013) [-]
You almost killed yourself because you didn't fit in and a family member died.
You almost killed yourself because you didn't fit in and a family member died.
User avatar #27 to #26 - rubikzcubesolver (01/11/2013) [-]
There were other things, clearly stated from etc.
User avatar #28 to #27 - awesomenessdefined (01/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, but that implies that they're pretty mild.
User avatar #52 to #4 - idoliam ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
Stay strong man. I've been there and even though we're just strangers on the internet many of us know that feel, and we care.
User avatar #106 to #4 - nightlynutria (01/11/2013) [-]
That's cool. Don't ever let anything get you down. Even ourselves are a bit of assholes but that doesn't mean the whole world is ****** up. Good for you and dont mind if in the future some of us calls you a faggot.
User avatar #229 to #4 - ChristopherLloyd (01/11/2013) [-]
i have a similar story except with music, i lived in Chicago since i was born and i had a brother who was a heroin addict and another brother who would beat me up, my dad was in my life but barley helped except with bill and my mom was a alcoholic. i moved from Chicago to get away from my heroin brother and my house was foreclosing, so i move to Kansas City where my dad lived and had not visited my whole family in 4 years. i had friends in Chicago and when i moved i had none. I was a rock and roll fan and i listened to lots of it. bu then i listened to Straight out of Compton by N.W.A. and i would later listen to other music such as Big L, Wu-Tang Clan, Nas, etc. so one day i was considering suicide and started getting depressed, i got into a huge fight with my brother who is a ******* asshole and started punching me so i worte a note and started listening to my favorite rapper Eazy-E and i just thought what if i just join the rap game? so now i'm trying to be a rapper and i currently have 3 good friends which is better than none and my first brother is currently in rehab for his 5th time.
#147 to #4 - John Cena (01/11/2013) [-]
Where do you live?
User avatar #309 to #147 - rubikzcubesolver (01/11/2013) [-]
Cleveland
User avatar #22 to #4 - kurtkiedis (01/11/2013) [-]
Read last line
actually cool story bro no sarcasm or anything
good on ya mate, we love you.
#15 to #4 - VincentKing ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
I am glad you didn't do it, killing yourself is basically cheating your way out of life. People may hate you at times, but you just push forward, you find things to enjoy, and you keep on living. Don't worry about everything else in life, just enjoy yourself, however that may be.
#167 to #4 - razschi (01/11/2013) [-]
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FJ saved all of us
#14 to #4 - buthow (01/11/2013) [-]
You are a great person. Good thing you didn't leave, because I would not have heard this inspirational story. Thank you.
You are a great person. Good thing you didn't leave, because I would not have heard this inspirational story. Thank you.
#20 to #4 - mattdoggy ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
I know ive never met you and we'll probably never meet, but i love you full heatedly and unconditionally. I'm glad you didn't remove yourself from our site and our lives. This community is better with you in it! If anyone else out there feels upset or is considering hurt themselves or worse remember that there are people out there who love you. In fact if any of you out there want it or need it feel free to PM me any time and we'll talk about it or i'll let you just complain about your day if you like. Remember that you are all beautiful and should keep your chin up so the world can see that Amazing face. Stay awesome everybody
I know ive never met you and we'll probably never meet, but i love you full heatedly and unconditionally. I'm glad you didn't remove yourself from our site and our lives. This community is better with you in it! If anyone else out there feels upset or is considering hurt themselves or worse remember that there are people out there who love you. In fact if any of you out there want it or need it feel free to PM me any time and we'll talk about it or i'll let you just complain about your day if you like. Remember that you are all beautiful and should keep your chin up so the world can see that Amazing face. Stay awesome everybody
User avatar #6 to #5 - rubikzcubesolver (01/10/2013) [-]
If it makes it any better, YOU saved my life:)
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#273 to #4 - Hidnight (01/11/2013) [-]
You should reconsider.
#188 to #4 - crazyolitis (01/11/2013) [-]
Glad you didn't kill youself, bro. And thanks for posting. This is quie inspirational.
Glad you didn't kill youself, bro. And thanks for posting. This is quie inspirational.
User avatar #51 to #4 - fredthemilkman (01/11/2013) [-]
I was fisted once
#8 to #4 - doopleganger (01/10/2013) [-]
That's deep man. Glad you're feeling better
That's deep man. Glad you're feeling better
User avatar #7 to #4 - rubikzcubesolver (01/10/2013) [-]
BTW to all reading, I am semipopular and people respect me for who I actually am now:) (Not that popularity matters, but it sucks being made fun of)
#117 to #4 - John Cena (01/11/2013) [-]
life is the greatest present of all
don't try to refund it to the lord
User avatar #313 to #117 - rubikzcubesolver (01/11/2013) [-]
All respect to you man, Personally I am atheist though:)
User avatar #33 to #4 - sirintegra (01/11/2013) [-]
I am incredibly glad that you decided against killing yourself and i am also glad that you and your father are so close. I have a similar story except that i dont have either of my parents as being close with and i did actually attempt suicide, i just ran out of pills in the closet so it didnt work, but im glad it didnt. I am actually alright now. Not happy but im not as horribly depressed as before. But anyways you are a really strong guy and a great person who is awesome. So yea.
User avatar #34 to #33 - rubikzcubesolver (01/11/2013) [-]
You too man, you too:)
#58 to #4 - John Cena (01/11/2013) [-]
Its good to have you here
#25 to #4 - deathofnight (01/11/2013) [-]
Good for you, the internet will always be here for us all
User avatar #50 to #4 - corkscrew (01/11/2013) [-]
Now I know I'm going to sound like an asshole now but idgaf. Why would your dad care if you killed yourself if you didn't even care about yourself?

Suicide is (to me) the most selfish thing a person can do. They aren't considering all the people who care for them and are friends with, etc. and what it does to them. Plus, like I said, why should they respect you if you don't respect yourself?
#104 to #50 - nightlynutria (01/11/2013) [-]
Because other people care. Specially if they are your parents.   
It's not mandatory to love someone less than what he loves himself. Other people whom are not goint through what you are going through are able to see all the things that you should be thankful for. i.e. Amanda Todd, that bitch had a good family, a good house, etc. But all she could experience was unappreciation.    
   
I get your point though. Nick Vujicic said he tried to kill himself but decided not to because his family would regret all the things they didnt do for him. It is selfish to take your own life because there's people connected to you.
Because other people care. Specially if they are your parents.
It's not mandatory to love someone less than what he loves himself. Other people whom are not goint through what you are going through are able to see all the things that you should be thankful for. i.e. Amanda Todd, that bitch had a good family, a good house, etc. But all she could experience was unappreciation.

I get your point though. Nick Vujicic said he tried to kill himself but decided not to because his family would regret all the things they didnt do for him. It is selfish to take your own life because there's people connected to you.
User avatar #24 to #4 - goddammitbob (01/11/2013) [-]
Stay strong man. We will be here for you. Behind all of our assholery, we actually care.
#9 to #4 - John Cena (01/10/2013) [-]
1.) Says he's depressed.
2.) Clearly isn't
User avatar #11 to #9 - jackthexiv ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
>I was really depressed
Past tense you prodestant bastard
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#299 to #4 - princessfagola (01/11/2013) [-]
->You gonna be just fine... life is the most classy and cozy thing that you have... i passed the same 2 years ago
User avatar #53 to #4 - melonwaffle (01/11/2013) [-]
if any funnyjunkers are thinking of suicide, just masturbate with the volume up, then you will realize life is great.
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User avatar #208 to #4 - legayunicorn (01/11/2013) [-]
The perfect feel to start off my morning.
It's nice to know this place did some good, glad your feeling better! :D
User avatar #310 to #4 - coolcman (01/11/2013) [-]
i wish we could all go to school with each other. school would be a little more tolerable
User avatar #311 to #310 - rubikzcubesolver (01/11/2013) [-]
Me too:)
User avatar #151 to #4 - haaaxderp (01/11/2013) [-]
**** man, this isn't tumblr.
But still, i'm glad to be a part of this community, and glad you're still a part of it.
#257 to #4 - cjasper (01/11/2013) [-]
don't worry we have your back...
don't worry we have your back...
#63 to #4 - John Cena (01/11/2013) [-]
That's nice, honey.
#254 to #4 - spaceturtlecadet ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
I just woke up
I don't wanna feel this feel today
#19 to #4 - mostlyshits (01/11/2013) [-]
hey, anytime possible internet rapist
hey, anytime possible internet rapist
#1 - erdinism (01/10/2013) [-]
Or we should help them.
Or we should help them.
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User avatar #59 - footballmaniac (01/11/2013) [-]
I'm gonna sound like a dick for saying this, but I don't give a **** . So here goes. All these bitches deserved that **** . Not because they have a pre-teen crush on Queerber, but because they're actually willing to start doing that **** to themselves because some celebrity who does not give two ***** about them supposedly smoked weed. I applaud you, 4chan.
User avatar #67 to #59 - silasdg (01/11/2013) [-]
It's a form of control. They've been taught that if they harm themselves the people who "caused it" Whether it be bullies or Bieber will be controlled for the world for being at fault. The fact that they're willing to blackmail Bieber with blood is sadistic, selfish, and manipulative.
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