'Merica. God Bless America. Just going through some old screencaps so if it's been on FJ before I apologize.. WJHAT Duo COUNTRIES CALL. THEMSELVES?. Russia: MOTHERLAAAAAAAND
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#125 - iceidice (01/11/2013) [-]
Sweden looks like a gentleman showing his wiener
#128 to #125 - sjrigney (01/11/2013) [-]
Dear God. . .
#200 to #125 - hykk ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
This is what i saw.
#132 to #125 - iceidice (01/11/2013) [-]
For all you dense *************
User avatar #137 to #132 - empithree (01/11/2013) [-]
smoooth criminal.
#143 to #137 - funmanigro (01/11/2013) [-]
god dammit
#148 to #132 - hairibar (01/11/2013) [-]
what are you doing, proffesor LAyton?
#1 - themagicwizard (01/10/2013) [-]
Russia:

MOTHERLAAAAAAAND
#47 - tylersaurusrex (01/11/2013) [-]
Just saying, Great Britain is the only offical country with "Great" as a prefix... suck it yanks.
Just saying, Great Britain is the only offical country with "Great" as a prefix... suck it yanks.
User avatar #53 to #47 - herculespower (01/11/2013) [-]
but who lost the war bitch
User avatar #54 to #53 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2013) [-]
Which one of them?
User avatar #55 to #54 - herculespower (01/11/2013) [-]
American Revolutionary War
User avatar #56 to #55 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2013) [-]
Right... they lost to the colonials... and French! THEY LOST TO THE FRENCH!
#59 to #56 - snowshark (01/11/2013) [-]
Technically the colonials were British too. They were born in America but under a British regime, making them technically British citizens. Meaning that the Brits technically lost to the Brits and the French and it was only after the war was over that they actually became truly what you would consider to be American.

However, even then, that America is long-since dead and the great men who built the country would weep for the state that it is in. It's secular nature is being challenged, a large part of it's population are ************** dunces and even worse, other Americans find sick pleasure in observing these evolutionary rejects. The pioneering democratic system is stale and forces the country to vote most of the time to keep the people they don't like out of the White House rather than to keep the ones they do like in it.

As amazing as America used to be... now it's nothing more than a bloated, patriotic soiling of perhaps one of the greatest countries ever.

I take pride in the fact that humanity was able to create a country like the America of old, but there is almost nothing about the current America that makes me proud and certainly not enough to make me patriotic.
User avatar #60 to #59 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2013) [-]
Yeah I know. Just funny about the Frenchies.

Very nice sir. That's a thoughtful opinion.

My answer is short because I have school. (Yurop)
User avatar #63 to #60 - snowshark (01/11/2013) [-]
Well good for you. Go learn and make something of your life. **** knows we need more people to do that... ¬_¬
User avatar #225 to #60 - spaceturtlecadet (01/11/2013) [-]
Assuming you don't stay in school for 7 hours, welcome back!
What did you learn?
User avatar #310 to #225 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2013) [-]
Well I actually do. But I was sort of busy with what the teacher were saying at the time.
User avatar #105 to #59 - sketchE ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
were actually not that bad. the sad thing is the intelligent ones arent known because its not entertaining. we still have some of the greatest minds in all catagories but we focus on the worst of us.

i do agree with the democracy thing. we have our minds set that there are only two options. i dont like where democrats are taking things so im going to vote republican and vise versa. no one actually knows the issues
User avatar #119 to #105 - snowshark (01/11/2013) [-]
You are right, of course, that all generalisations are dangerous (including that one) and as life continues to prove, there's exceptions to most rules. I understand that there are a lot of intelligent people in all parts of America and that both the media and the internet community focus solely on the most interesting (and often most stereotypical and misrepresentative) aspects of a culture.

However the point does remain that there are a -lot- (I'll not say majority because I honestly don't know for sure) of very idiotic and downright disgusting human beings in certain cultures in America (WBC is a prime example) that draw the attention away from the decent human beings who deserve it and the fact that there are so many of them is disheartening if nothing else. The country is in a poor state of affairs, though as I am an optimist I feel that it's not beyond repair.

Now ^ THAT! is what America is about. "Is that a cliff?" "Aye!" "You gonna climb it?" "No, I'm going to chisel the faces of my heroes into it!" "Amen to that, brother."

Indomitable!
User avatar #106 to #56 - sketchE ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
the french actually had a very limited role and only arrived in the last year or so of the war. very few french actually fought and the greatest they did was some training and supplies finishing off by blocking the port.
User avatar #118 to #106 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2013) [-]
I think it's less about their role but more about their support.
User avatar #197 to #118 - sketchE ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
its just saying they lost to the french would be wrong. they lost to the colonists supported by the french
User avatar #334 to #55 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (01/12/2013) [-]
Britain lost to Britain, essentially.
The people who had moved over to colonise America and the Native Americans fought the British. The people of America today, did nothing.
BRITAIN, **** YEA

#123 to #47 - anon (01/11/2013) [-]
43 people are ******* retarded
#81 to #47 - anon (01/11/2013) [-]
Great Britain isn't a country.
User avatar #86 to #81 - thatissogross (01/11/2013) [-]
United Kingdom
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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"UK" redirects here. For other uses, see UK (disambiguation).
This article is about the sovereign state. For the Island, see Great Britain. For other uses, see United Kingdom (disambiguation).

The United Kingdom of GREAT BRITAIN and Northern Ireland,[nb 5] commonly known as the United Kingdom (UK) and Britain, is a sovereign state located off the north-western coast of continental Europe. The country includes the island of Great Britain, the north-eastern part of the island of Ireland, and many smaller islands. Northern Ireland is the only part of the UK that shares a land border with another state—the Republic of Ireland.[nb 6] Apart from this land border, the UK is surrounded by the Atlantic Ocean in the west and north, the North Sea in the east, the English Channel in the south and the Irish Sea in the west.
User avatar #90 to #86 - thatissogross (01/11/2013) [-]
Like I said, you can thumb me down like a child throwing a tantrum, but what I have posted is the truth. A statement that is legally binding.
#58 to #47 - anon (01/11/2013) [-]
Great Britain isn't a country, it is a collection of countries. England, Wales and Scotland make up Great Britain. The reason for Great comes from the area being called Britannia major ("Greater Britain") by anglo-saxons, to distinguish it from Britannia minor ("Lesser Britain"), an area in France which is now known as Brittany.
User avatar #77 to #58 - thatissogross (01/11/2013) [-]
No, those are "nations" not countries. They are not among the 194 members of the UN. Which means, they are not countries, but municipal divisions within the United Kingdom.
User avatar #82 to #77 - thatissogross (01/11/2013) [-]
You can thumb me down as much as you want, but it doesn't change the facts. So keep being a little pissant crybaby whenever someone corrects you, see how far you get in life.

Look at this list: [url deleted]
tell me if you see England, Wales, Scotland in this list you pillock? No, because they are members of the sovereign state: The United Kingdom
User avatar #85 to #82 - thatissogross (01/11/2013) [-]
en. [url deleted] /wiki/ Listofsovereign_states
#138 to #82 - anon (01/11/2013) [-]
Not for much longer if Scotland has anything to say about it :D
#306 to #82 - anon (01/11/2013) [-]
Wiki is hardly a consistent source, if you look at the pages for England, Wales and Scotland they will say:

"Wales is a country that is part of the United Kingdom and the island of Great Britain" (notice country, ******* )
"Scotland is a country that is part of the United Kingdom. Occupying the northern third of the island of Great Britain" (oh look, what a surprise)
"England is a country that is part of the United Kingdom. It shares land borders with Scotland to the north and Wales to the west" (is it a miracle? no you're just being ******* retarded)

I haven't thumbed down any of your comments. A little hint from me is to check the continuity of your sources before you assume that if wikipedia says something it must be the truth.
User avatar #316 to #306 - thatissogross (01/11/2013) [-]
Here's part of an excerpt of some of the legal documentation concerning a constituative theory of stateshood: The constitutive theory of statehood defines a state as a person of international law if, and only if, it is recognized as sovereign by other states. This theory of recognition was developed in the 19th century. Under it, a state was sovereign if another sovereign state recognized it as such. Because of this, new states could not immediately become part of the international community or be bound by international law, and recognized nations did not have to respect international law in their dealings with them.[18] In 1815 at the Congress of Vienna the Final Act only recognised 39 sovereign states in the European diplomatic system, and as a result it was firmly established that in future new states would have to be recognized by other states, and that meant in practice recognition by one or more of the great powers.[
User avatar #315 to #306 - thatissogross (01/11/2013) [-]
yeah, I get your point, but those are not sovereign states in international law. The UN only views those "countries" as constituent countries. They are more like the US in that Scotland would be an equivalent to Texas in the US. I know this might be confusing, but trust a guy who studies international law. Legally those "countries" as constituent nations under the sovereign state of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Though you might have some validity to your argument, it's only based in namesake and not in legally binding criteria. The UN is an organ of international law that abides by a constituative doctrine.
User avatar #324 to #315 - tylersaurusrex (01/11/2013) [-]
I think the best way to explain it is (in comparison, not actuality) England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland are the equivalent of US states, each has their own counties and to extent their own laws and different ways of doing things but are all part of the same country.
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User avatar #48 to #47 - tylersaurusrex (01/11/2013) [-]
official*
#222 - thevoid (01/11/2013) [-]
**thevoid rolls 56**
We don't call Ireland Eire nearly as much as we used to nowadays.
#236 to #222 - boylan (01/11/2013) [-]
I have found my people!
#240 to #236 - AnGealt (01/11/2013) [-]
You beat me to it dear sir! Well done!
User avatar #258 to #236 - loveyameanish (01/11/2013) [-]
What county are we all from? Dublin here.
#266 to #258 - boylan (01/11/2013) [-]
Meath....
User avatar #270 to #266 - loveyameanish (01/11/2013) [-]
We're probably pretty close, I'm from super North Dublin so I'm not very far from Meath.
#278 to #270 - boylan (01/11/2013) [-]
ah sure its not too bad , Dublin. At least you're not from cavan!
User avatar #282 to #278 - loveyameanish (01/11/2013) [-]
Hahah, that's so funny, I was literally JUST about to say "sure at least we're not from Limerick"
#301 to #282 - boylan (01/11/2013) [-]
haha I know what you mean
#307 to #301 - loveyameanish (01/11/2013) [-]
My sides.

In every Irish person's eyes, every county is **** except their own. Specially when GAA season comes about.
#309 to #307 - boylan (01/11/2013) [-]
yea. well being from meath we're not exactly shouting from the rooftops lately about gaa
User avatar #311 to #309 - loveyameanish (01/11/2013) [-]
Dublin were such smug bastards the year before last, but last year we ate our words. FECK.

I'm always praying for a Kerry v Dublin final, the atmosphere does be mental. Also my ma is from Dublin and my da is from Kerry so **** goes down.
#313 to #311 - boylan (01/11/2013) [-]
hah yea twud be class alright. croker would be fairly bulging for that one
User avatar #314 to #313 - loveyameanish (01/11/2013) [-]
I just added you, hope you don't mind. I love finding Irish people here, it's rare.
User avatar #245 to #222 - cupcakedevourer (01/11/2013) [-]
Them trips...
And also, which county do you live in?
User avatar #281 to #245 - thevoid (01/11/2013) [-]
Dublin, near Dundrum
User avatar #255 to #245 - sullykid (01/11/2013) [-]
cork here
User avatar #257 to #255 - cupcakedevourer (01/11/2013) [-]
heh
your accent is funny
Galway here ************
User avatar #254 to #239 - loveyameanish (01/11/2013) [-]
Your username. I had to learn that **** for my leaving cert.
#247 to #222 - rfkilbuck (01/11/2013) [-]
I wonder how many of us irish are on funnyjunk
#262 to #222 - klondikemonster (01/11/2013) [-]
MFW I saw that picture.
MFW I saw that picture.
#229 to #222 - loveyameanish (01/11/2013) [-]
Another Irish person?
User avatar #251 to #229 - dickbewt (01/11/2013) [-]
I'm an 8th Irish...
#256 to #251 - loveyameanish (01/11/2013) [-]
DOESN'T COUNT.
#259 to #256 - dickbewt (01/11/2013) [-]
Merherher D:
User avatar #285 to #229 - thevoid (01/11/2013) [-]
Yup.
#156 - grandmabetty (01/11/2013) [-]
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland <3
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland <3
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#80 - Seraff (01/11/2013) [-]
Hungary: Magyarország
Hungary: Magyarország
User avatar #163 to #80 - syntheticdoll (01/11/2013) [-]
Well, at least the english-hungarian pronouncation is just like most of the things in the vountry: they make no sense....
#194 - tyraxio (01/11/2013) [-]
And 80 years ago it looked like this.
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User avatar #289 to #194 - milthyfoustache (01/11/2013) [-]
Germans still tend to think they are pretty great. Smug ******* .
#237 to #194 - drooms ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #235 to #194 - Snookbone (01/11/2013) [-]
Den Gottdämm besten Land der Welt?
#93 - lolzordz (01/11/2013) [-]
I was born in israel and my dads moroccan. because it sounded like america i thought i was half american and better than everyone else ( i was like 6)    
   
'morocca 			****		 yeah
I was born in israel and my dads moroccan. because it sounded like america i thought i was half american and better than everyone else ( i was like 6)

'morocca **** yeah
User avatar #99 to #93 - defeats (01/11/2013) [-]
That is funnier than the content. The content wasn't funny though, but what you said is!
#177 - trevo (01/11/2013) [-]
Irish Fag here and yes that is the Gaelige word for Ireland but no one calls it Eire not even Politicians say it.

<only Irish pic I have
User avatar #261 to #177 - welshdrag (01/11/2013) [-]
you spelled gaeilge wrong..
#211 to #177 - sirhyden (01/11/2013) [-]
Yep it's pretty much like that. Father ted for the win.
#181 to #177 - BrayBoy (01/11/2013) [-]
They right it on the stamps though so thats what counts
#183 to #181 - ieagle (01/11/2013) [-]
r...right...
User avatar #188 to #183 - BrayBoy (01/11/2013) [-]
write*, I have the disappoint
#191 to #181 - trevo (01/11/2013) [-]
You got me this time.
#192 to #191 - BrayBoy (01/11/2013) [-]
thats all I have of father ted pics
#249 to #192 - cupcakedevourer (01/11/2013) [-]
ASDFGHJKL   
hi :)   
I was about to normally reply and then I went   
'OMFG IT'S BRAYBOY LE ORGASM'
ASDFGHJKL
hi :)
I was about to normally reply and then I went
'OMFG IT'S BRAYBOY LE ORGASM'
#268 to #249 - BrayBoy (01/11/2013) [-]
lol I was like why do they know m..... oh yeah
#276 to #268 - cupcakedevourer (01/11/2013) [-]
I know you too well...
I know you too well...
#186 to #181 - ieagle (01/11/2013) [-]
You're probably write.
#182 - stallwallwriter (01/11/2013) [-]
it's actually pronounced "Sorry"
User avatar #271 - TheseChocodiles (01/11/2013) [-]
We don't call our country Eire really.
Also, this is kind of related, my friend went over to America and went into a high school for a week. He was kind of weirded out by the fact they said the national anthem every morning, as if they were programmed. Americans are taught from a very young age that their country is the best, it's like brainwashing.
User avatar #284 to #280 - TheseChocodiles (01/11/2013) [-]
aye away on.
User avatar #287 to #284 - royalwerewolf (01/11/2013) [-]
yeah
i'm American
but I sound english
and I agree
#292 to #271 - gillypie (01/11/2013) [-]
We just have a lot of nationalistic pride. Personally I love it. It's in every part of our culture to root for your favorite (team, celebrity, group, etc.) and root for them to win. I love my country but also don't mind going to other countries and immersing myself in the culture for a few weeks at a time.
User avatar #294 to #292 - TheseChocodiles (01/11/2013) [-]
I hate Northern Ireland a lot and cannot wait to get out.

yay culture

#299 to #294 - gillypie (01/11/2013) [-]
Where are ya gonna head? Also, side note, are Northern ireland and Southern Ireland two separate countries now?
User avatar #304 to #299 - TheseChocodiles (01/11/2013) [-]
Yes and have been for like 80 years. I'm going to go to Utrecht in Holland for university then I don't know.
#308 to #304 - gillypie (01/11/2013) [-]
Well now I feel dumb. They just don't teach us modern **** in school. I have yet to make it to Holland but I do like Germany, which is right beside it. Best of luck!
User avatar #337 to #271 - breakingbenjo (01/13/2013) [-]
Well in Sweden we can't sing the national anthem in school since some people think it's racist. I can't say if it's the goverment, the immegrants or the swedish people who thinks it's racist because I don't really know. And the lyrics is about that we wants to live and die in Sweden/ the north.
User avatar #288 to #271 - thevoid (01/11/2013) [-]
The only time I really see Eire nowadays is on the stamps.
#113 - jonnyfunk (01/11/2013) [-]
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Suomi O_O
#104 - anon (01/11/2013) [-]
I'm Irish and really... we just call it Ireland unless we're in school or being particularly patriotic :L
#75 - thatissogross (01/11/2013) [-]
How I know a 'merican made this? The hubris and the fact that they drew the Island of Ireland as a country when in fact the island has been split into Northern and Southern Ireland. And ONLY Southern Ireland is considered Ireland [as far as countries go].
#114 to #75 - Bloodgartham (01/11/2013) [-]
FALSE: Irish Republicans also view Ireland as one, and not split in the fake border of Northern Ireland.
#121 to #114 - Devvo (01/11/2013) [-]
TRUE: we haven't surrendererd to the dirty fenian scum yet. NO SURRENDER and God save the Queen.
#136 to #121 - anon (01/11/2013) [-]
**** the Queen. The monarchy's an outdated and pointless system with no political relevance in this day and age. It just serves as a platform to waste money on keeping a famously inbred bunch of figureheads well fed.

You seem to have this obsession with being part of this ideal Britain that just doesn't ******* exist. If you're so infatuated with this then move to bloody England and leave Ireland to the people who want it. Independence is coming, for Ireland and for Scotland, and there's little people like yourself can do to stop it.
#230 to #136 - kerplunking (01/11/2013) [-]
From an economic perspective, only an absolute idiot would want NI to be part of Ireland rather than the UK.

And while the monarchy may be a disgusting institution in what they represent, they are definitely not a waste of money. The monarchy costs each Briton about 50p per year, but brings in millions of pounds.
#330 to #136 - Devvo (01/12/2013) [-]
If you don't like it **** off down south? Northern Ireland will always be British. Who the **** would want to be part of Ireland? Stupid taig
#206 to #136 - Bloodgartham (01/11/2013) [-]
Our day will come :)
#130 to #121 - Bloodgartham (01/11/2013) [-]
Wrong: You have allready lost. All the time the Irish wanted their country back, you have cried out "Democracy!" because you people had the higher vote, to keep "Northern Ireland" and keep your flag up.

Now that the Republicans have the higher vote in the democratic system, you suddenly go all ********* on everything, because the same democracy you have been using for years and years, isn't going your way.
#332 to #130 - Devvo (01/12/2013) [-]
It is. Just not in Belfast, we have to have a coalition. No choice on that. Terrorists in suits MUST make up half the executive. Your day has come, you've got a much bigger country down there, I suggest you use it.
#336 to #332 - Bloodgartham (01/13/2013) [-]
You have the whole of bloody Britain. Why don't you go over there, to the Lords and Ladies you so desperately want to be in company with.
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User avatar #209 to #92 - ChristopherLloyd (01/11/2013) [-]
great Illinois master race
User avatar #214 to #92 - hifivedrew (01/11/2013) [-]
Only one problem... where the **** is South Carolina? Are we the most superior state, so we get our own map?
#286 to #92 - anon (01/11/2013) [-]
*************
some Islamic countries end with "istan"
you just insulted a peaceful region
prepare to have yourself bombed
#152 to #92 - redheadfreak (01/11/2013) [-]
This should be downvoted by how outright stupid this is, if a state votes republican it doesn't mean they are all rednecks and vis versa with democrat states.
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User avatar #328 to #152 - peyko (01/11/2013) [-]
i like how offensive you get :)
User avatar #101 to #92 - sketchE ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
right because i didnt vote for someone who cares more about the drug dealer on the corner then the people protecting the country im a redneck hick
User avatar #126 to #101 - Triskiller (01/11/2013) [-]
No, the fact that you actually think that's how democrats feel makes you a redneck hick.
User avatar #199 to #126 - sketchE ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
obama wants increase in welfare in all departments. instead of reducing wasted healthcare or politician salary he reduces military resulting in 80,000 soldiers airmen and sailors out of a job.
User avatar #73 - loszombis (01/11/2013) [-]
Australia: Straya Cunt
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