Airport Logic. . c, D/ i?) GENOUS _") DESTRUCTION MASS DESTRUCTION WEAPON WEAPON DEACTIVATED. I bought a snowglobe for my grandma from my trip to America. I decided to keep it in my hand luggage because I was afraid it might break in my suitcase. mfw it
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#1 - erdinism (01/10/2013) [-]
You don't know how powerfull that thing is!
You don't know how powerfull that thing is!
#84 to #39 - iviagicbanana (01/11/2013) [-]
Gotta put the stick down first....
#143 to #39 - crellow (01/11/2013) [-]
I wouldn't mind
#51 - dreamthrow (01/11/2013) [-]
Can't see London
Can't see France
.....
Until I publicly embarrass you by stripping you down to your underwear and putting my hands all over you.
User avatar #64 to #51 - buttinspecter (01/11/2013) [-]
He looks like, every day, he tries to break his personal record of how many ballsacks he fondles in a single shift.
#83 to #64 - iviagicbanana (01/11/2013) [-]
(In his head) "Who am I gonna fondle next... That boy looks delightful".
#12 - tvfreakuk (01/11/2013) [-]
I bought a snowglobe for my grandma from my trip to America.   
I decided to keep it in my hand luggage because I was afraid it might break in my suitcase.   
mfw it was confiscated.   
Seriously. Because me; a 17 year old teenager on a school trip is going to blow up a plane with a snowglobe?   
If I could somehow manage to do anything terrorist worthy with a 			*******		 snowglobe, then I don't really need the snowglobe because I would need to be some kind of 			*******		 genius to have that work.
I bought a snowglobe for my grandma from my trip to America.
I decided to keep it in my hand luggage because I was afraid it might break in my suitcase.
mfw it was confiscated.
Seriously. Because me; a 17 year old teenager on a school trip is going to blow up a plane with a snowglobe?
If I could somehow manage to do anything terrorist worthy with a ******* snowglobe, then I don't really need the snowglobe because I would need to be some kind of ******* genius to have that work.
User avatar #106 to #12 - asongulol (01/11/2013) [-]
But if you were middle-eastern looking, they would just let you keep it for fear of racism accusations.
User avatar #15 to #12 - firestarian (01/11/2013) [-]
snowglobe made of glass
you could easily wound someone with the glass shards.
Shouldn't have taken it, but made you keep it in luggage.
User avatar #167 to #15 - daentraya (01/11/2013) [-]
You can also punch people. Or strangle them to death. Hell, you can take the dahm plastic knives you get and try to stab peoples eyes out. If someone wanted to hurt someone on a plane, they'd find a ******* way to do it, without a snowglobe
User avatar #114 to #15 - turboderp (01/11/2013) [-]
But sunglasses, yeah you can take that with you. Oh, you want a bottle of wine? I guess you wont' break it and stab people.
User avatar #121 to #12 - lasmamoe (01/11/2013) [-]
Would make a cool headline though.

"17 year old MacGyver kid on school trip, blows up plane with a snowglobe... a ******* SNOWGLOBE"
User avatar #21 to #12 - iaminfactawizard (01/11/2013) [-]
Simple. Base of plastic explosive, fluid of nitroglycerine. Undetectable by metal detectors, not terribly expensive to manufacture, given access to an actual snowglobe for parts, and going to **** **** up when you throw it.

I should really be an assassin.
User avatar #119 to #21 - loffe (01/11/2013) [-]
But wouldn't the nitroglycerine be unstable in the liquid form?
User avatar #166 to #21 - daentraya (01/11/2013) [-]
I thought it was goddahm water. Our snowglobe was confiscated too. Paranoia
User avatar #60 to #12 - Denver (01/11/2013) [-]
If someone can hijack a plane with a snowglobe then they deserve the ******* plane.
#148 - nodatthebird (01/11/2013) [-]
i carry a lot of medication with me as i m allergic to practically the air itself, because of this i also carry epi-pens.
Catching a plane in South Africa they asked to see my prescription, apologized for interrupting my journey and was told to have a nice day.
Catching a plane in America, i declared them put them in the tray to have it scanned and handed over my prescription, they stopped the machine, pulled my medicine out took them all out of their boxes then proceeded to empty my bag out, empty my suitcase out, tell my me prescription was fake because something wasn't on it, they then realized they were wrong and just nodded the next person along leaving me to re-pack everything they had scattered everywhere
User avatar #150 to #148 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
Well that sounds nice. Not really

Also there's a lack of hamburgers and hummers in that picture.
User avatar #152 to #150 - bjartur (01/11/2013) [-]
and fat people loads of fatties
User avatar #153 to #152 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
With those wheelchair things! Electrical scooter or whatever it was.
User avatar #154 to #153 - bjartur (01/11/2013) [-]
and who could forget the ghetto
#68 - doctorhorrible (01/11/2013) [-]
when i was 11 on a trip to the US, i was pulled off to a room then searched while 2 armed guards stood next to me,   
   
i was 11 and on the "no fly list"  because i was a suspected terrorist
when i was 11 on a trip to the US, i was pulled off to a room then searched while 2 armed guards stood next to me,

i was 11 and on the "no fly list" because i was a suspected terrorist
#80 to #68 - onceapiece (01/11/2013) [-]
Hey, I guess you aren't too familiar with American flight customs then (not that that's a bad thing), because they just do that at random, though generally with suspicious looking people. They might have thought that one of your parents could have possibly hiding a weapon on you somewhere, or even just brought you along because they couldn't take your parents and not you.
#100 to #68 - anon (01/11/2013) [-]
You sure it wasn't because of your malpractice? You know cause you're a horrible doctor and all.

Bad joke is bad, sorry.
User avatar #76 to #68 - riseagainstt (01/11/2013) [-]
Sooo uh..Idea for you..Quit being a suspected terrorist?
User avatar #86 to #76 - schneidend (01/11/2013) [-]
Also my suggestion. This should have been the first thing you tried.
User avatar #118 to #68 - makethingsworse (01/11/2013) [-]
I was 11 when a bomb threat called in to my school was blamed on me. They brought me outside of my class, sat me in front of my locker, and grilled me for 2 whole hours. I had no idea what the **** was going on and I just wanted my mom. Next thing I know they drag another kid out of his class, sit him right next to me, and told him to explain why he immediately blamed me for the threat.

I had never even known that little ****** existed before that day.
User avatar #123 to #118 - lasmamoe (01/11/2013) [-]
You killed him, right?
#82 to #68 - doctorflabbergast (01/11/2013) [-]
I am flabbergasted that they would treat a fellow doctor so harshly. It must have been quite horrible for you.
User avatar #85 to #68 - Dwarf (01/11/2013) [-]
Do you resemble Aladdin in any way
User avatar #88 to #68 - evilpotato (01/11/2013) [-]
You still hijacked the plane though, right?
#77 to #68 - breakfastlunch (01/11/2013) [-]
Those goddamn 11 year olds are crafty little bastards.
Those goddamn 11 year olds are crafty little bastards.
#107 - thechosentroll (01/11/2013) [-]
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Yeah, since I'm easteuropean, I've pretty much come to terms with the fact that the second I try to get on a plane to America, I'm getting a finger up the ass.
User avatar #139 to #107 - happypancake (01/11/2013) [-]
Woah. Has it ever happened?
#144 to #107 - wolfypolli ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
Whenever I flew with my mom she'd always wait to get in line for customs until there was a black guy in front of us because he'd get pulled out of the line and we'd be able to get through faster.
#109 - enjee (01/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #59 - jafkdb (01/11/2013) [-]
Hold it!! That water bottle could explode at any moment. Throw it in this trash can right here.
User avatar #65 to #59 - kamehamehanurd (01/11/2013) [-]
That's becuase thye know it's water, but have to take it as a safty measure.
User avatar #74 to #65 - jafkdb (01/11/2013) [-]
If they know it's just water, why is it a safety measure?
User avatar #75 to #74 - kamehamehanurd (01/11/2013) [-]
Because it's protocol. The HAVE to do it. But since they know it's water they just throw it a way. But rules state no water bottles on the plane.
#87 to #75 - arcahne ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
Water bottle beyond the gate are okay. You cant bring any of your own stuff, it has to be purchased just before you fly.
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#37 - mankey (01/11/2013) [-]
I've always said. If you can hijack a plane with a pair of these, you deserve the ******* plane!
User avatar #170 to #37 - meganinja ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
they have that pointy part to clean your nails. although it would be like hijacking a plane with a pen.
#41 to #37 - aludin (01/11/2013) [-]
I'll clip your nails!
NO! I just got them painted!
User avatar #54 to #37 - AkatsukiNekoJr (01/11/2013) [-]
The internet has always said*
#172 to #54 - anon (01/11/2013) [-]
Everyone has always said*
#89 - evilpotato (01/11/2013) [-]
So if someone's yelling at you and you want to deactivate them... Would putting a plastic bag over their head work?
User avatar #24 - duhqueenmoki (01/11/2013) [-]
Aren't you just supposed to put it in a bag in case the bottle breaks because of the change in air pressure?

They don't put it in a bag because it's dangerous, they put it in a bag so if it explodes, it will only be a little and it will explode in a bag (as opposed to explode on everything in your carry-on bag).
User avatar #61 to #24 - kovymast (01/11/2013) [-]
well, then why do we have to put all these little bottles in bags since a guy tryied to hijack a plane by using these bottles by mixing with some kind of solution, we had the right to have these bottles outside plastic bags before?
And also why do we have to throw away any bottles that dont fit in a plastic bag at the checkpoint if you can buy it passed the security checkpoint?
#158 to #61 - rakoom (01/11/2013) [-]
If the bottle don't fit in the bag, its because its large. If it is large, the amount of explosive substances inside is much greater. It is an effective way to limit the amount of liquids people can carry with them.
#141 to #24 - anon (01/11/2013) [-]
This is only for carry on luggage.. in the cabin the plane is pressurised so why would it explode? lol
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#95 to #92 - cossackwhoop (01/11/2013) [-]
Capitalism!
User avatar #91 - freakaleak (01/11/2013) [-]
you have to put it in a bag because sometimes under pressure, the bottle will burst spilling its contents and **** , and i dont blame them for making the bag rule. id be sick of all the ************* leaks on my ************* plane
#93 to #91 - slygecko (01/11/2013) [-]
I thought the whole point of the bag was that a person could make a bomb with a certain combination of a specific volume of liquids. so the point of it is that you have a litre bag to put the CONTAINERS in, and each container is not allowed to exceed 100mL. the whole point is so that any homemade bomb could not be crafted on the plane because it is impossible to get the mix right with the quantities of things people are allowed to bring on board.
User avatar #96 to #93 - freakaleak (01/11/2013) [-]
but if you have 100ml of all the liquids you need to make a bomb, it will still explode. its not gonna be like "oh **** , theres only 100ml here and i need 105ml, guess i cant explode now." so it doesnt make sense. also, the CONTAINER can burst
#98 to #96 - slygecko (01/11/2013) [-]
but...BUT...why the hell would the airport care if the container exploded? it's still going to happen in YOUR bag, it's not going to make a mess on ANYONE'S aircraft, and the only one that the spilage is going to hinder is YOU. why would an airport/airline care about that? it's your responsibility. the whole point of the "100mL rule" is the difference between a bomb that will kill a lot of people and possibly one that will only make a few sparks, or some smoke, and not actually cause any damage.
User avatar #99 to #98 - freakaleak (01/11/2013) [-]
it is possible that it could leak out of a bag or suitcase, some people have ****** bags which are probably ****** at keeping **** in. **** . but what if the sparks catch things on fire?! and what if the fire engulfs the whole plane and osamas not on board so its a bad thing?! honestly i think were both kind of right though
#42 - hauntzor (01/11/2013) [-]
**** . I'm going to Disney World next week for a marching band trip and I was just prescribed nasal spray on Monday for my allergies.

This isn't gonna end well.
User avatar #56 to #42 - AeroChic (01/11/2013) [-]
You can always put it on your luggage that isn't a carry-on.
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