hahaha..haaha..ha. . Today, I was sleeping over my boyfriends house for the first time. When we went to bed, I asked him If he was scared of the tickle monster


Today, I was sleeping over my boyfriends house for the
first time. When we went to bed, I asked him If he was
scared of the tickle monster under his bed, as he had
feet hanging eff the side, He laughed at me and told
me net to be so childish. During the night, he woke me
up, slightly laughing, saying, "Stop it, t know ies you.
And I' m not even ticklish an my feet." I said I was still
right beside him, as he turned an the bedside light. we
never heard a 13 year old guy scream so loudly before
or jump so high. Who was under the bed? His dad, who
overheard our . He crawled out from under
the bed, me, and left the mom.
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User avatar #6 - koobzacc (01/10/2013) [-]
>read this post
>decide to do the same thing with my son and his gf
>they come in and start getting freaky
>they start anal
>son's girlfriend starts ******** violently
>liquid acid **** seeping through the covers and lands on me under the bed
>don't say a goddamn thing

Thanks, Obama
#28 to #6 - kotos (01/11/2013) [-]
<Whats under my bed
User avatar #26 to #6 - seventh (01/11/2013) [-]
>read this post
>decide to do the same thing with my son and his gf
>they come in and start getting freaky
>they start anal
>son's girlfriend starts ******** violently
>liquid acid **** seeping through the covers and lands on me under the bed
>start stroking my penis and using the liquid acid as lube

Thanks, Obama
#1 - erdinism (01/10/2013) [-]
His dad.
His dad.
#40 - golfbob (01/11/2013) [-]
It wasn't his dad.-it's a Moa foot. They were a giant species of bird from New Zealand that died several hundred years ago.
#96 to #40 - lujan ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #62 to #40 - metalbass (01/11/2013) [-]
you are seriously over doing it man. But that one worked
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User avatar #97 to #40 - pottslande (01/11/2013) [-]
I don't get it. Someone explain?
#46 to #40 - tannerb (01/11/2013) [-]
holy **** I lol'd
#9 - monsterking (01/11/2013) [-]
if i ever have kids, im doing this
if i ever have kids, im doing this
#52 to #9 - anon (01/11/2013) [-]
no youre not
#32 - thewazabro (01/11/2013) [-]
His dad's face when
His dad's face when
User avatar #60 to #32 - tommygunntyler (01/11/2013) [-]
omg someone should do the doax "surprise ************ " face on this
#18 - jaketasticness (01/11/2013) [-]
After the first sentence I imagined this whole situation happening the roof of the boyfriend's house.
#10 - hatermrtroll (01/11/2013) [-]
**hatermrtroll rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at Watashiwa daihatsu honda ** girls face when she realises dad was under the bed during that blowjob
#13 to #10 - mctrollston (01/11/2013) [-]
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dads face when girl is giving the blowjob.
#2 - schveer (01/10/2013) [-]
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#41 - asongulol (01/11/2013) [-]
His parents let his girlfriend sleep with him in their house? My parents would never allow that. Would yours?
User avatar #74 to #41 - mrsockz (01/11/2013) [-]
Considering my dad thinks im gay because I cant pick up girls Its not much of an issue for me.....
User avatar #76 to #41 - puredeliciousness (01/11/2013) [-]
My girlfriends parents are completely fine with me sleeping with her in her bed at her house (Mind you we've been dating for over 2 years), but at my house, my mother would slit my throat if she woke up and found my girlfriend sleeping in my bed with me. It happened once and she wouldn't get over it for like a month.
User avatar #81 to #41 - thechosentroll (01/11/2013) [-]
They probably would, but I'd never let my girlfriend get within hearing range of my mother. That bitch already embarrased me in front of every friend I have. Intentionally.
User avatar #135 to #41 - amoussa (01/11/2013) [-]
thing is, parents are a lot more careful with the daughter and tend to be more lenient towards the son.
User avatar #71 to #41 - romeosdistress (01/11/2013) [-]
My mom used to let my girlfriends sleep over, and she didn't mind me getting laid so long as I had protection.
User avatar #72 to #71 - romeosdistress (01/11/2013) [-]
I say used to because I'm in college now and no longer living with her.
Thought I should clear that up.
User avatar #98 to #41 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
my parents don't give a **** , as long as we're either quiet, or when no one's home
#56 to #41 - rollricked (01/11/2013) [-]
Allow? No. Still snuck her in though.
User avatar #51 to #41 - anonrandom (01/11/2013) [-]
My mum didn't like my brother bringing home random girls to sleep with, but she didn't have much problem with my long-time girlfriends. Didn't care at all by the time I was 18. (NZ)
User avatar #54 to #41 - AlanbalMIT (01/11/2013) [-]
She has stayed 2 times...and there were no problems
User avatar #64 to #41 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (01/11/2013) [-]
Nope! If there was some sort of emergency reason like a huge storm outside making it too dangerous to travel or something, maybe, but in separate beds in separate rooms on separate floors.
#44 to #41 - senorfrog (01/11/2013) [-]
Actually I think it might be common in europe but I am not 100% on that.

pic unrelated, just found it and that it was cool.
User avatar #58 to #41 - asongulol (01/11/2013) [-]
I therefore conclude that parenting is greatly influenced by culture. If me and my gf would share a bed for the night, our families would flog her, then stone her to death. It is a custom.
#43 to #41 - mattossie (01/11/2013) [-]
One time my mom saw me sharing a blanket with my girlfriend and she flipped a tit.
So, no my parents would not allow it.
#49 to #43 - datfeel (01/11/2013) [-]
the first time I went over to my girlfriend's house, (this was before we were dating) I had my feet in her lap because my feet were cold... her dad thinks I'm a sex crazed teenager, and that I'm using her, all because of the way we were sitting on a couch.
User avatar #48 to #43 - asongulol (01/11/2013) [-]
Are you American?
#148 to #48 - theguywhosignsin (02/07/2013) [-]
yea im american and well i do the mano thing to the uncle since the rest of the relatives dont want to feel "old" lmao and well all these problems were well over with like a year and a half ago and it didn't matter if i brought food alot of times they didnt like what i brought but still it bothers me that i had to go through that bs. They thought my family would do that to my gf and instead they accepted her with open arms. After that the closer relatives/older family members felt horrible.
User avatar #149 to #148 - asongulol (02/07/2013) [-]
It's good to know everything turned out alright. Filipinas make good wives. I wish you the best of luck,
#61 to #43 - theguywhosignsin (01/11/2013) [-]
i feel your pain... my gf's grandma wouldn't let us sit within 6 inches of each other because apparently the white stereotype in the philipines, that we get women pregnant and leave them.... o and that american men made the same sex noises/random phrases in porn lmao
User avatar #73 to #61 - asongulol (01/11/2013) [-]
lol I'm from the Philippines.

But that's what really happens most of the time regardless of nationality. Teen couple gets too liberated; girl gets preggers; young man still has dreams and ambitions; young man leaves girl; girl becomes single mom.
#144 to #73 - theguywhosignsin (01/13/2013) [-]
thing is though I'm not that kind of guy and not in that situation... I know how to use condoms and they arent exactly expensive here(i've heard its really expensive there) And also i don't look like some scumbag guy who has no respect. I was more than respectful and actually helped her brother out alot when he first came here. whenever a filipino guy comes over (not related) they are like OMG HIII!!! Her relatives tried to find her suitors when i first started going out with her too lol.. and then when I come over and all i got was a mean look and glare. At one point i just flipped a **** on them and left. Ever since then they been nicer but still. The wierd part was that the father liked me right from the start lol...
#146 to #144 - asongulol (01/14/2013) [-]
Condoms cost about three for a dollar here. hehe. Always bring food when you drop by their house. It's a custom that shows caring and concern for the family. Pizza is okay.. Also, always make "mano" to her parents and older relatives. Reach out for their hand, hold their fingers lightly, then touch their knuckles to your forehead. They will smile and nod in approval if you do this. Pic related, its a child performing a "mano".
User avatar #57 to #41 - johnconnorone (01/11/2013) [-]
My ex moved in with me and my dad. We have sex all the time... but no my girlfriend isnt allowed to sleep over currently
#8 - jsuchan (01/10/2013) [-]
imagine if they had dirty fetish secx while he was under there.
#107 - Sunburn (01/11/2013) [-]
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#19 - sreggin (01/11/2013) [-]
sleep over at his parents house?
User avatar #22 to #19 - sausageparty (01/11/2013) [-]
What do you mean. He's 18yo. Pretty normal to live at home with your parents when you're 18.
#23 to #22 - sreggin (01/11/2013) [-]
not to have ur gf spend the night with u. unless u live in a trailer
#31 to #23 - itrollhard ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
apparently you didn't have a semi-serious girlfriend as a child.
User avatar #24 to #23 - sausageparty (01/11/2013) [-]
What are you talking about. That's perfectly normal.
User avatar #42 to #24 - asongulol (01/11/2013) [-]
It depends upon the culture. Asian parents won't allow it.
#30 to #24 - anon (01/11/2013) [-]
They're white
User avatar #25 to #24 - onkii (01/11/2013) [-]
yea i stay at my boyfriend's house from time to time
User avatar #47 to #25 - TheWinBot (01/11/2013) [-]
and the parents allow you to sleep together?

For me that's unheard of
User avatar #138 to #47 - sausageparty (01/11/2013) [-]
Well we don't all have uptight Christian parents who are still living in the 50's
User avatar #139 to #138 - TheWinBot (01/11/2013) [-]
i don't have uptight christian parents who are still living in the 50's either... and neither did she... but whatever you say.
User avatar #140 to #139 - sausageparty (01/11/2013) [-]
Where I live it is completely standard that you sleep with your girlfriend. No matter with whom or where you live. Many parents buy contraceptives for their teen aged kids. You may not have uptight parents, but you may come from an uptight culture which indirectly affects your parents way of thinking. And your own.
User avatar #141 to #140 - TheWinBot (01/12/2013) [-]
your way of thinking is also influenced. you call my way of life uptight where i can just as easily say that you were brought up in a hippie community. don't be so hasty in down talking my way of life and school of thought.
User avatar #142 to #141 - sausageparty (01/12/2013) [-]
My way of thinking is influenced by ideas of rational thinking, common sense and freedom to make your own decisions without having to hide what you're doing from your parents because of religious oppression or social conservatism. An 18 year old is legally an adult an has the right to have sex with anyone they want without having the parents allow them.
If people who believe in that are hippies well then you can call me a hippie.
User avatar #143 to #142 - TheWinBot (01/12/2013) [-]
by your logic, it is perfectly fine to sleep with anyone as long as they are considered your significant other? in that case how hard would it be to date someone for a day, sleep with them, and then leave them the next day? your "rational thinking" makes it way too easy to toy with people and use people. there is nothing wrong with showing respect to the parents of the person you are dating. one of these ways is by taking time and waiting to sleep with them. since you clearly would rather bash my way of thinking due to your firm hold of your own beliefs i think i am done with this conversation.
User avatar #145 to #143 - sausageparty (01/14/2013) [-]
It is perfectly fine to sleep with anyone as long you both want to. For all I care sleep with who ever the heck you want. As long as you're not lying to anyone you're not abusing anyone.
User avatar #4 - nadastress (01/10/2013) [-]
<be 12
<need to pee, probably 3 am
<rip a loooong stream, finally done
<go back to room, heading towards my bed
<lay hands on bed, feel a body
<scream and back up falling
<see my big bro laughing his ass off
<he's been waiting 2 hours just to do that.
<good one bro, good one.
#16 to #4 - drasticdragon (01/11/2013) [-]
When you say along stream, exactly how long?
User avatar #17 to #16 - siridontcare (01/11/2013) [-]
He just said. It was 2 hours
User avatar #20 to #16 - nadastress (01/11/2013) [-]
Don't really know, but why ask? Really? Why?
#79 - thechosentroll (01/11/2013) [-]
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******* father of the year right there.
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