hahaha..haaha..ha. . Today, I was sleeping over my boyfriends house for the first time. When we went to bed, I asked him If he was scared of the tickle monster  hahaha haaha ha Today I was sleeping over my boyfriends house for the first time When we went to bed asked him If he scared of tickle monster
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Today, I was sleeping over my boyfriends house for the
first time. When we went to bed, I asked him If he was
scared of the tickle monster under his bed, as he had
feet hanging eff the side, He laughed at me and told
me net to be so childish. During the night, he woke me
up, slightly laughing, saying, "Stop it, t know ies you.
And I' m not even ticklish an my feet." I said I was still
right beside him, as he turned an the bedside light. we
never heard a 13 year old guy scream so loudly before
or jump so high. Who was under the bed? His dad, who
overheard our . He crawled out from under
the bed, me, and left the mom.
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#6 - koobzacc
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(01/10/2013) [-]
>read this post
>decide to do the same thing with my son and his gf
>they come in and start getting freaky
>they start anal
>son's girlfriend starts ******** violently
>liquid acid **** seeping through the covers and lands on me under the bed
>don't say a goddamn thing

Thanks, Obama
#26 to #6 - seventh
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(01/11/2013) [-]
>read this post
>decide to do the same thing with my son and his gf
>they come in and start getting freaky
>they start anal
>son's girlfriend starts ******** violently
>liquid acid **** seeping through the covers and lands on me under the bed
>start stroking my penis and using the liquid acid as lube

Thanks, Obama
#28 to #6 - kotos
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(01/11/2013) [-]
<Whats under my bed
#45 to #6 - aflyingtoaster
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(01/11/2013) [-]
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#40 - golfbob
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(01/11/2013) [-]
It wasn't his dad.-it's a Moa foot. They were a giant species of bird from New Zealand that died several hundred years ago.
#96 to #40 - lujan
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(01/11/2013) [-]
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#53 to #40 - bagguhsleep
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#62 to #40 - metalbass ONLINE
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(01/11/2013) [-]
you are seriously over doing it man. But that one worked
#65 to #40 - russianbro
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#97 to #40 - pottslande
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(01/11/2013) [-]
I don't get it. Someone explain?
#50 to #40 - cmurphyjrjrjr
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#46 to #40 - tannerb
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(01/11/2013) [-]
holy **** I lol'd
#1 - erdinism
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(01/10/2013) [-]
His dad.
His dad.
#10 - hatermrtroll
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(01/11/2013) [-]
**hatermrtroll rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at Watashiwa daihatsu honda ** girls face when she realises dad was under the bed during that blowjob
#13 to #10 - mctrollston
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dads face when girl is giving the blowjob.
#41 - asongulol
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(01/11/2013) [-]
His parents let his girlfriend sleep with him in their house? My parents would never allow that. Would yours?
#74 to #41 - mrsockz
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Considering my dad thinks im gay because I cant pick up girls Its not much of an issue for me.....
#76 to #41 - puredeliciousness
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(01/11/2013) [-]
My girlfriends parents are completely fine with me sleeping with her in her bed at her house (Mind you we've been dating for over 2 years), but at my house, my mother would slit my throat if she woke up and found my girlfriend sleeping in my bed with me. It happened once and she wouldn't get over it for like a month.
#81 to #41 - thechosentroll
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(01/11/2013) [-]
They probably would, but I'd never let my girlfriend get within hearing range of my mother. That bitch already embarrased me in front of every friend I have. Intentionally.
#135 to #41 - amoussa
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(01/11/2013) [-]
thing is, parents are a lot more careful with the daughter and tend to be more lenient towards the son.
#71 to #41 - romeosdistress
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(01/11/2013) [-]
My mom used to let my girlfriends sleep over, and she didn't mind me getting laid so long as I had protection.
#72 to #71 - romeosdistress
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(01/11/2013) [-]
I say used to because I'm in college now and no longer living with her.
Thought I should clear that up.
#98 to #41 - burdenedsoul
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(01/11/2013) [-]
my parents don't give a ****, as long as we're either quiet, or when no one's home
#56 to #41 - rollricked
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Allow? No. Still snuck her in though.
#51 to #41 - anonrandom
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(01/11/2013) [-]
My mum didn't like my brother bringing home random girls to sleep with, but she didn't have much problem with my long-time girlfriends. Didn't care at all by the time I was 18. (NZ)
#54 to #41 - AlanbalMIT
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(01/11/2013) [-]
She has stayed 2 times...and there were no problems
#64 to #41 - chucknorrisTHEGAME
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Nope! If there was some sort of emergency reason like a huge storm outside making it too dangerous to travel or something, maybe, but in separate beds in separate rooms on separate floors.
#44 to #41 - senorfrog
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Actually I think it might be common in europe but I am not 100% on that.

pic unrelated, just found it and that it was cool.
#58 to #41 - asongulol
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(01/11/2013) [-]
I therefore conclude that parenting is greatly influenced by culture. If me and my gf would share a bed for the night, our families would flog her, then stone her to death. It is a custom.
#43 to #41 - mattossie
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(01/11/2013) [-]
One time my mom saw me sharing a blanket with my girlfriend and she flipped a tit.
So, no my parents would not allow it.
#49 to #43 - datfeel ONLINE
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(01/11/2013) [-]
the first time I went over to my girlfriend's house, (this was before we were dating) I had my feet in her lap because my feet were cold... her dad thinks I'm a sex crazed teenager, and that I'm using her, all because of the way we were sitting on a couch.
#48 to #43 - asongulol
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Are you American?
#148 to #48 - theguywhosignsin
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(02/07/2013) [-]
yea im american and well i do the mano thing to the uncle since the rest of the relatives dont want to feel "old" lmao and well all these problems were well over with like a year and a half ago and it didn't matter if i brought food alot of times they didnt like what i brought but still it bothers me that i had to go through that bs. They thought my family would do that to my gf and instead they accepted her with open arms. After that the closer relatives/older family members felt horrible.
#149 to #148 - asongulol
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(02/07/2013) [-]
It's good to know everything turned out alright. Filipinas make good wives. I wish you the best of luck,
#61 to #43 - theguywhosignsin
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(01/11/2013) [-]
i feel your pain... my gf's grandma wouldn't let us sit within 6 inches of each other because apparently the white stereotype in the philipines, that we get women pregnant and leave them.... o and that american men made the same sex noises/random phrases in porn lmao
#73 to #61 - asongulol
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(01/11/2013) [-]
lol I'm from the Philippines.

But that's what really happens most of the time regardless of nationality. Teen couple gets too liberated; girl gets preggers; young man still has dreams and ambitions; young man leaves girl; girl becomes single mom.
#144 to #73 - theguywhosignsin
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(01/13/2013) [-]
thing is though I'm not that kind of guy and not in that situation... I know how to use condoms and they arent exactly expensive here(i've heard its really expensive there) And also i don't look like some scumbag guy who has no respect. I was more than respectful and actually helped her brother out alot when he first came here. whenever a filipino guy comes over (not related) they are like OMG HIII!!! Her relatives tried to find her suitors when i first started going out with her too lol.. and then when I come over and all i got was a mean look and glare. At one point i just flipped a **** on them and left. Ever since then they been nicer but still. The wierd part was that the father liked me right from the start lol...
#146 to #144 - asongulol
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(01/14/2013) [-]
Condoms cost about three for a dollar here. hehe. Always bring food when you drop by their house. It's a custom that shows caring and concern for the family. Pizza is okay.. Also, always make "mano" to her parents and older relatives. Reach out for their hand, hold their fingers lightly, then touch their knuckles to your forehead. They will smile and nod in approval if you do this. Pic related, its a child performing a "mano".
#57 to #41 - johnconnorone
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(01/11/2013) [-]
My ex moved in with me and my dad. We have sex all the time... but no my girlfriend isnt allowed to sleep over currently
#21 - icbricksquad
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#9 - monsterking
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(01/11/2013) [-]
if i ever have kids, im doing this
if i ever have kids, im doing this
#52 to #9 - anon
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(01/11/2013) [-]
no youre not
#32 - thewazabro
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(01/11/2013) [-]
His dad's face when
His dad's face when
#60 to #32 - tommygunntyler
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(01/11/2013) [-]
omg someone should do the doax "surprise ************" face on this
#18 - jaketasticness
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(01/11/2013) [-]
After the first sentence I imagined this whole situation happening the roof of the boyfriend's house.
#107 - Sunburn
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