Sorry what?. Butthurt incoming..... Well, at least we're still #1 in human Freeman. Sorry what? Butthurt incoming Well at least we're still #1 in human Freeman
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#95 - kingpongthedon
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Well, at least we're still #1 in human Freeman.
#637 to #95 - waaw
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Human? I'm not so sure.
#568 to #95 - anon
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Umm no. That would be the dutch...
#304 to #95 - skygreen
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Are you?
#330 to #304 - kingpongthedon
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Yes.
#114 to #95 - xzynth
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(01/10/2013) [-]
well played
#2 - alkonius
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Well looks like we need to drop some freedom bombs on our on soil as well. Take out the corrupt government and get back on New Zealand's level
#221 to #2 - highjayster
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Look like we need to drop some spelling bombs too
#647 to #2 - saladtongsofdeath
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(01/11/2013) [-]
wut? i think you just accidentally the sentence
#270 to #2 - wiredguy
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Actually, the original reasoning behind American citizens having such lax weapons laws is so that, should the government ever become corrupt, the people can be amply prepared to launch a rebellion an restore proper democracy.
Makes sense, doesn't it?
#284 to #270 - giblets
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(01/10/2013) [-]
That's true! (But doesn't really matter in the context of his joke)
#640 to #284 - wiredguy
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(01/11/2013) [-]
"drop freedom bombs on our own soil"
"take out the corrupt government"

I don't see how it could honestly be more relevant...
#1187 to #640 - giblets
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(01/11/2013) [-]
It's relevant, doesn't mean that it matters
#1189 to #1187 - wiredguy
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(01/11/2013) [-]
What exactly do you mean by "matters".
Of course it doesn't matter, it was just an interesting point.
The joke doesn't "matter", nor does the content, nor does the site.
I'm very confused as to exactly what you're getting at.
#76 to #2 - dalgaard
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(01/10/2013) [-]
#34 to #2 - oosskkyy
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(01/10/2013) [-]
i got you bro
#78 to #34 - dalgaard
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#882 to #34 - boydaranga
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Nice watermark....

Bah ****, it's still funny isn't it?!
#1082 to #882 - oosskkyy
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(01/11/2013) [-]
yeah, sorry haha
#49 - spleed
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(01/10/2013) [-]
New Zealand has over 72 freedoms.   
   
It's crazy.
New Zealand has over 72 freedoms.

It's crazy.
#645 to #49 - skergex
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(01/11/2013) [-]
I injected 7 freedoms.
I'm starting to grow stars on my ass.
#756 to #645 - biggydy
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Dude, be careful, my friend once injected 9 whole freedoms and he died.

R.I.P. Phil
#1075 to #756 - christofferse
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(01/11/2013) [-]
nice one Phil
#52 to #49 - larsravn
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(01/10/2013) [-]
And ******* orcs!
#61 - pasiusquotum
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(01/10/2013) [-]
America
Fmerica
Freemerica
Freemedom
Freedom

Case closed. Your move New Communistland.
#23 - smallestmouth
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(01/10/2013) [-]
it just says human freedom, not kiwi. The kiwi race is enslaved and used as a workhorse for the population, cruelly beaten at the hands of their master with nobody to defend them
#35 to #23 - spamalope
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(01/10/2013) [-]
I must move to New Zealand and save those cute *************
#37 to #35 - smallestmouth
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Not even Slenderman knows suck evil.
#40 to #37 - spamalope
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(01/10/2013) [-]
I love you kiwis
#38 to #37 - smallestmouth
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(01/10/2013) [-]
such*
#599 to #35 - BroadSword
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Theres a Kiwi center near where I live(In New Zealand) where they are practically worshiped like gods, you can go to a dark enclosure where you see them walking around its awesome.
#633 to #599 - spamalope
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Is New Zealand cool? I've thought of moving there before, it always sounded cool.
#636 to #633 - BroadSword
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(01/11/2013) [-]
I love where I live but ive only just turned 18 and havnt done much traveling to other countries, Ive only been to Aussie, Fiji and New Caledonia. But during the summer at the beach its so amazing.

Last year I went on a trip through the south Island in a helicopter and went skiing, it was breath taking
#638 to #636 - spamalope
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Mhmm....so I've been looking at some pictures of nature there and t looks ******* awesome. What would you consider the average temperatures to be?
#642 to #638 - BroadSword
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Depends on where you live, theres two main islands the north one is a lot warmer and I live there
#643 to #642 - spamalope
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(01/11/2013) [-]
I take it you live on the Northern, seeing as you went skiing on the southern
#646 to #643 - BroadSword
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(01/11/2013) [-]
I said I did haha, but you can go skiing in the north but its not as good
#648 to #646 - spamalope
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Yeah... New Zealand has zorbing right?
#652 to #648 - BroadSword
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Yea Ive done it, its awesome. Luckily I didnt go off the side of the mountain like those russian guys
#655 to #652 - spamalope
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Just read up on that. Besides that it's pretty safe, right? Because it looks awesome.
#661 to #655 - BroadSword
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Ohh you mean zorbing? haha sorry, yea where I did it you just go down a hill not up on a precarious mountain
#703 to #661 - spamalope
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Huh
#658 to #655 - BroadSword
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(01/11/2013) [-]
What do you mean by safe? Like crime or animals or what? Its safe in both
#531 - CapnInterwebz
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(01/11/2013) [-]
The US is not necessarily the "most free" nation in the world, but you do have to remember that it was the pioneer of modern liberalism and brought back representative government from ancient Rome. Many things that our country was founded on were taboo in Europe at the time. And because of that, the US both prospered and suffered.    
   
*cue American flag waving in the background*   
Whether you'd like to admit it, the US was once the sole bastion of human liberties and freedom. Though this is a very troubled and self-contradictory nation, it has made the world--especially the Western world--what it is today. So you can hate us all you want, and you can thumb me down all you want, but I still have pride for America for what it has been in history and what it is today. *fireworks*   
   
   
I meant, **** those fat retards!   
   
   
>MFW; my anus is prepared
The US is not necessarily the "most free" nation in the world, but you do have to remember that it was the pioneer of modern liberalism and brought back representative government from ancient Rome. Many things that our country was founded on were taboo in Europe at the time. And because of that, the US both prospered and suffered.

*cue American flag waving in the background*
Whether you'd like to admit it, the US was once the sole bastion of human liberties and freedom. Though this is a very troubled and self-contradictory nation, it has made the world--especially the Western world--what it is today. So you can hate us all you want, and you can thumb me down all you want, but I still have pride for America for what it has been in history and what it is today. *fireworks*


I meant, **** those fat retards!


>MFW; my anus is prepared
#695 to #531 - vishnarg
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(01/11/2013) [-]
You have no idea how badly I want to edit that gif to have the garbage be green thumbs and OP written on the barrel Patrick is standing on.
#833 to #531 - anon
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Kinda hard to see america's freedom behind all the bones of black slaves the country was built on.
#883 to #833 - CapnInterwebz
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(01/11/2013) [-]
>attempting to see America's freedom
>looks 150 ******* years in the past

Is it hard for you to see America's freedoms, or are you unwilling to look for them?
#1067 to #883 - rockamekishiko ONLINE
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(01/11/2013) [-]
it's also about the foundations, dude
#1216 to #531 - Mumford
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(01/28/2013) [-]
>Forced or bought out the Native Americans off their land
>Still now does not have a major party like labour in the UK
>If you look at History Britain not only influenced greatly the political parties you have you are all mostly British
>Britain actually had what can be called a full democracy before America i.e. everyone over a certain age could vote
>Many countries before either had more democracy and rights
>Britain before World War 1 was the leader of democracy into the world

Not only did Britain rule the world We made it what it is.
#547 to #531 - fenrirr
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(01/11/2013) [-]
America before the 1950`s was pretty awesome, then it started to descend into a ************* contests between right-leaning liberals, and Conservative
#834 to #547 - anon
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(01/11/2013) [-]
no, it's pretty much always sucked
#576 to #547 - anon
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(01/11/2013) [-]
You must be white then.
#588 to #576 - fenrirr
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Well White people really only care about politics and public meandering, its on our stat sheet
#607 to #531 - astafarianp
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Actually The Netherlands had been a republic for almost 200 years before the American Revolution and were the most tolerant people in the world. In fact the puritans who later came to America 1st went to The Netherlands, then the United Provinces, but left because the Dutch were TOO tolerant and had TOO much freedom.
#612 to #607 - CapnInterwebz
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Wow, I didn't know that the Netherlands were so tolerant. I guess they didn't have as big an impact. According to history books, at least.
#625 to #612 - astafarianp
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Well they didn't have as big of an impact because they got squeezed out by England and France.
#1065 to #612 - rockamekishiko ONLINE
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(01/11/2013) [-]
i think that was due to the fact that people wanted to come to america because it was mostly virgin land waiting to be exploited back in the 1700s, with people from all over the world all the great ideas and commerce melted together in one country making it prosper and attracting more people in turn. why didn't that happen with canada, mexico and the rest of the american continent? maybe it's due to who the founders and colonizers were and their ideals.
#829 to #612 - anon
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(01/11/2013) [-]
because they didn't make a point of colonizing half the planet.
#929 to #531 - spysappinmysasha
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(01/11/2013) [-]
I don't see how anyone is proud to be a Human at all. Every nation is built upon centuries of blood and bone taken from each other. I mean just look at the armory of the past. Cauldrons built to burn people alive, hanging people upside down and sawing them in half in a way that they don't bleed to death, sending men to slaughter one another for entertainment. Not only that but killing countless people for not following your religion or for standing up for a powerless political party.

and here we are in the present day. Every country has a super weapon pointed at each other that can burn millions of people. We have, in our anger, developed power that we should have never been able to access. Our world now hangs in the balance because these weapons exist. Not only that but we sap the resources of the less fortunate so that the greedy can continue to be greedy. I know Im not perfect about using less but dammit im trying more than most would ever consider.

and now our world is dying. We are running out and we dont seem to care. We have become lost within the abstract concepts of the Economy and have deemed it more important than the ground we stand on. When the soil is poison, the air and water polluted, what are we to use that money for? there will be nothing left.

I don't care how many red thumbs I get, I genuinely don't care. Because the way I see it those who thumb me down are hopeful. Hopeful that we can change. We have the capacity for good. But our world and our past has only seen the capacity for evil that we have demonstrated. Based on our past and our present, I do not see any possible way that someone could be proud to be a human.
#932 to #929 - CapnInterwebz
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(01/11/2013) [-]
well now i'm sad
#545 to #531 - xgameloverx
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(01/11/2013) [-]
I enjoy living in the U.S.   
**** me right?
I enjoy living in the U.S.
**** me right?
#148 - Digitalphear
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(01/10/2013) [-]
This image has expired
It looks like we're gona have an old fashioned freedom-off.
#160 to #148 - frickenidiots
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(01/10/2013) [-]
i heard new zealand dosent allow ships with nuclear weapons too come to there ports or whatever. i may be pulling this info from my ass though and i dont feel like looking it up
#463 to #160 - screwinz
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(01/10/2013) [-]
i can confirm, i am new zealand
#1107 to #160 - anon
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Yep we do. Also another nice peace of history. One of our peace ships went to stop the French testing nuclear weapons in the pacific, so the french sunk it. Aggressive bastards.
#1109 to #1107 - anon
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(01/11/2013) [-]
yep we do, as in, no we dont allow nuclear ships in our waters. Im so dumb. Its been a big issue with the states who trade with us but would like our ports as a strategic position.
#55 - SognaVetr
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Just wait untill Sauron returns.
#928 - schmitty
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#989 to #928 - rjgnal
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#59 - huehuehueone ONLINE
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(01/10/2013) [-]
I would say Somalia is the most free, being that there is no laws
I would say Somalia is the most free, being that there is no laws
#600 to #59 - popkornking
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(01/11/2013) [-]
I had a giggle over that one
#761 to #59 - biggydy
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Am i retarded or is that really true? Cause i think it is.
#763 to #761 - huehuehueone ONLINE
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(01/11/2013) [-]
last time i checked Somalia's an anarchy, yeah
last time i checked Somalia's an anarchy, yeah
#768 to #763 - biggydy
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(01/11/2013) [-]
No i mean, the most free country. It seems very logical to me, but i feel like i'm wrong.
#773 to #768 - huehuehueone ONLINE
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(01/11/2013) [-]
well yeah its the most free because the country is in anarchy so it has no laws, therefore it has no restrictions/ laws
#780 to #773 - biggydy
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Well, thank you for your answer!
#783 to #780 - huehuehueone ONLINE
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(01/11/2013) [-]
anytime
#465 to #59 - norriz
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(01/10/2013) [-]
dat gif