Taylor Swift. I work at Texas Roadhouse so I have to hear her songs too often.. Dear Taylor Swift' s Next Boyfriend, no us all a favor and Just give her oranges
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Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift. I work at Texas Roadhouse so I have to hear her songs too often.. Dear Taylor Swift' s Next Boyfriend, no us all a favor and Just give her oranges

I work at Texas Roadhouse so I have to hear her songs too often.

Dear Taylor Swift' s Next Boyfriend,
no us all a favor and Just give her
oranges for presents, because
nothing rhymes with oranges.
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Submitted: 01/10/2013
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#7 - brendanrules (01/10/2013) [-]
things do rhyme with orange if you have musical talent so i understand where her problem lies.
User avatar #37 to #7 - hanakoikezawa (01/11/2013) [-]
Lol, nice one Eminem
#30 - anamenotaken (01/11/2013) [-]
Wasn't this on here like a week ago?
Wasn't this on here like a week ago?
#46 - Rascal (01/11/2013) [-]
Its kay. I'll be her next bf. I won't **** this up guys.
User avatar #28 - happyfox (01/11/2013) [-]
you were romeo, you gave me some oooranges
then I caught you with your face in whore-minges!
then I'll write a song about you
shaggin that stupid hooooe

User avatar #25 - rshowat ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
Never did say hello
Always greeted with the red meets yellow
Then you left the scene,
left a note in shades of tangerine

Orange you sad you left?
Orange you sad I'm gone?
Theres a hole in my heart
It aches and itches
Crying tears that taste like citrus.

You don't know how it feels
lying here alone with the memories and peels.
Said you loved me, left the next day
My hearts spilling out like a glass of OJ

Chorus
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Credit goes to rodneyabc here on FJ.
User avatar #27 to #25 - ireallylikepotatoe (01/11/2013) [-]
We really should keep that under raps. Unless we want to be responsible for her best song ever.
User avatar #18 - mynameisgeorge (01/10/2013) [-]
I'd rather hear that than "I went to the club and got wasted then I ****** some bitch. DALE, DROP THE BASS< SEXY AND I KNOW IT"
User avatar #19 to #18 - mynameisgeorge (01/10/2013) [-]
there should be a comma rather than "<"

But my point still stands
#44 - themodyourgod (01/11/2013) [-]
orange, purple, silver, and month have the following rhymes:
sporange, hurple, chilver, and millionth.

inb4 cool story bro
User avatar #12 - graphenz (01/10/2013) [-]
As the days turned orange,
You left with nothing but the sound of the door hinge
Leaving me here to cringe... again.

*sob sob sob* taylour sweft so deep omg.
#3 - shaunyy (01/10/2013) [-]
♫ He gave me a gift,   
    Color of a pumpkin,   
    So I'm rid of that country bumpkin♪   
    ♪He's no longer in my life...   
    I'll never be that country boys wife♫   
   
:| You mad bro?
♫ He gave me a gift,
Color of a pumpkin,
So I'm rid of that country bumpkin♪
♪He's no longer in my life...
I'll never be that country boys wife♫

:| You mad bro?
User avatar #15 to #3 - hilariousrubbish (01/10/2013) [-]
it said orange
User avatar #16 to #15 - shaunyy (01/10/2013) [-]
Yes, I know. But I had to improvise. And pumpkins are orange, so there for he gave a gift the color or a pumpkin.
#17 to #16 - hilariousrubbish (01/10/2013) [-]
BUT ITS NOT PUMPKINS
#48 to #17 - shaunyy (01/11/2013) [-]
Okay, okay. Calm down, lol.
#20 - ganjasaurus (01/10/2013) [-]
porridges?
porridges?
#49 - Rascal (02/26/2013) [-]
Taylor Swift likes dark meat
After publicly humiliating Harry Styles at the Brit Awards she was flirting with his black friends Jordan Stephen and Frank Ocean. After whoring with so many white men it’s about time Taylor Swift started whoring with ******* as well. Think about all of the new songs she could write because of the new boyfriends.
User avatar #45 - tastycrisps ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
or with silver or purple
User avatar #40 - heraske (01/11/2013) [-]
Sporange
User avatar #39 - codyxvasco (01/11/2013) [-]
Date for a MONTH

Give her nothing but ORANGES

Buy her jewelery of SILVER

She'll be forced to rhyme everything with ****** and then fail the music business.
User avatar #36 - galkawhm ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
Silver
Purple
User avatar #38 to #36 - gearson (01/11/2013) [-]
Don't forget month
#35 - Rascal (01/11/2013) [-]
Orange
Hinge
binge
tinge
Nope, nothing rhymes with orange.
User avatar #34 - jeminuzback **User deleted account** (01/11/2013) [-]
shooting range ?
ranch ?
Solange (Name)
User avatar #32 - musicalninja (01/11/2013) [-]
She'll find a way
#29 - buttholee (01/11/2013) [-]
Nothing rhymes with purple either
Nothing rhymes with purple either
#31 to #29 - djinra (01/11/2013) [-]
Hurple and Curple, you're thinking Silver.
#41 to #31 - themodyourgod (01/11/2013) [-]
chilver is a word
#43 to #41 - djinra (01/11/2013) [-]
Except Chilver doesn't rhyme with Silver.....
User avatar #33 to #29 - phunkyzilla (01/11/2013) [-]
Gerble
User avatar #47 to #29 - baracknessmonster (01/11/2013) [-]
purple flurple :P
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