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#2 - BunnyStew
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(01/10/2013) [-]
It's there job. They have to ask it.
#58 to #2 - kookookay
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*their
#6 to #2 - anon
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Only if the customer appears to be under 30.

At least, at the liquor store that I work at.
#7 to #6 - theblackmannigger
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When I worked at a convenient store, I HAD to card everyone for EVERYTHING! Credit card usage, liquor, cigarettes were the only thing I could be a little flexible on. If I didn't card on those circumstances, I would be written up, fired, and possibly fined. It was stupid.
#21 to #7 - anon
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Let me put it to you this way:
I know a guy who makes amateur masks and other cosmetic changes (wrinkles for arms, etc). I could literally look like that dude but be 16.
#45 to #21 - theblackmannigger
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I understand that, but the point I was making, was the 100s of credit cards that are used, I have to card everyone who uses one.
#26 to #21 - rubyasshole
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For this reason I like to live in Brazil. I can buy beer since age 14.. because no one gives a single flying **** here. Anyway, I just started to like this at age 19
#64 to #2 - niketheassassin
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#65 to #2 - niketheassassin
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Tears were shed.
Tears were shed.
#66 to #65 - BunnyStew
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What's more embarrassing? My grammar bloop, or you posting that gif twice?
#67 to #66 - niketheassassin
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Posting my GIF twice obviously, but, dude really dont get mad for it, the idea is to laugh not to get mad, here: I think this will make your day better
#5 to #2 - waffies ONLINE
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their* but yeah, fair point
#4 - mattdoggy
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(01/10/2013) [-]
>had friend working at Windixie working the special counter that sells lotto tickets, smokes, etc.   
>some fat old lady comes up while me and him are talking and asks for smokes   
>he sells her them and is polite and prompt    
>she walks out and walks back in with guys in suits   
>"you are in trouble for selling me smokes without Id'ing me"   
>we sit there acting surprised and he tries to explain she looked old enough to buy them   
>"No if they look 35 or younger you have to ID them"   
>"Well ma'am you look at least 45 if not 50, your hair is even gray and you have deep rinkles"   
>she flips out and has the manager fire him then and there   
>turns out she was 56   
>we write letters, him as an employee and me as a witness    
>her supervisor sides with us but nothing he could do   
>screw you crazy old lady, screw you
>had friend working at Windixie working the special counter that sells lotto tickets, smokes, etc.
>some fat old lady comes up while me and him are talking and asks for smokes
>he sells her them and is polite and prompt
>she walks out and walks back in with guys in suits
>"you are in trouble for selling me smokes without Id'ing me"
>we sit there acting surprised and he tries to explain she looked old enough to buy them
>"No if they look 35 or younger you have to ID them"
>"Well ma'am you look at least 45 if not 50, your hair is even gray and you have deep rinkles"
>she flips out and has the manager fire him then and there
>turns out she was 56
>we write letters, him as an employee and me as a witness
>her supervisor sides with us but nothing he could do
>screw you crazy old lady, screw you
#54 to #4 - thatevanguy
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Take comfort in the fact that she will be dead soon.
#20 - felixjarl
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Òh come on. its their job, they are supposed to ask it.
#74 to #20 - Faz
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Which is more stupid? A store forcing its employees to ID everyone who wants to buy age restricted items or people assuming the employees are stupid for asking an OAP for ID? Surely its far more stupid for a store to force its employees to ask people who are obviously a hell of a lot older than 18 for ID. Most intelligent places in the world have it so if you look under 25 or 30 then you get ID'd anyway. Not to ID everyone.
#102 - whopperinfection
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(01/11/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#105 to #102 - uurtu
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Guerrilla warfare*
#116 to #105 - anon
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"oh look im a newfag and nobody cant stop me beign one..." thats you.
#131 to #116 - anon
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>Called a Newfag
>Has a blue name
>Account created 8-15-2011
In conclusion, anon rides the short bus.
#119 to #116 - anon
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>Newfag
>He has a blue name
Are you ******* retarded?
#109 to #105 - raigen
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THAT'S... THE.... JOKE...
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#139 to #102 - onkii
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What the flip did you just flippin' say about me you piece of crap? I'll have you know I graduated top of my club in the Happy Hands, and I've been involved in numerous classroom performances in my school, and I've earned over 300 confirmed claps. I am trained in Rex Kwon Do and I'm the top dancer in Preston High School. You are nothing to me but just another freakin' idiot. I will wipe you the flip out with sweet moves the likes of which have never been seen on this Earth, mark my flippin' words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the internet? Think again, retard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Pedro's cousins across North America and your address is being looked up right now so you better prepare for the storm, you fat lard. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're flippin' dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime and I can outdance you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just without my sweet moon boots. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed cage fighting, but I have access to a freakin' twelve-gauge that I have used to its full extent to wipe some miserable wolverines off the face of my cousin, you decroded piece of crap. If only you could have known the unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held you flippin' tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you freakin' idiot. I will explace explosives all over you and you will drown in them. You're flippin' dead, kid
#107 to #102 - dickticklerluv
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I actually took the time to read that
#110 to #102 - yourasiangamer
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I don’t give a **** who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your ******* life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much ******* pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a ******* back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a **** how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many ******* guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll ******* show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a ******* heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my ******* car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could ******* destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great ****** length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing ******* hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll ******* resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
#129 to #102 - cheezyman
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What the zoobidey flip-flop-bop did you just say about me, you flippidy zoob woobity? I'll have you know I zooped and flooped to the top of my class in the zobbler wobbler, and I've rop-wop-flopped in numerous shoobidy doobidies on floppity pudding, and I have over 300 shibbidy bops. I am trained in flap-floppities and I'm the top doober in the entire shibbidy. You are nothing to zoobidy-me but just another zoobidy. I will zoop you the blop out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this floobidy Earth, mark my flibbidy flop. You think you can flop away with zoobing that doobie-woobie to me over the Interzoobies? Think again, flap-flopper. As we speak I am zipping my blopping bloop of flobbidies across the boopidy and your floopidy is being flopped right now so you better poopidy for the big zoobidy flop party, son. You're jeeber zeebered, son. I can be anywhere, any-flopping-time, and I can zoop and woop you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my boobidy shoobidies. Not only am I extensively zooped in zip-wop, but I have access to the entire zabber of the Zap Wop Muggity Top and I will zoop it to its full extent to flap your flobbity flob off the face of the zoobie, you zabber wabber. If only you could have known what zopping fury your little "zoopity" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have zooped up. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you flapping babbling shooby-wooper. I will zip zop all over you and you will drown in it. You're zooped, son.
#111 to #102 - patriotprideboy
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little ballboy? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the University of Michigan, and I’ve been involved in numerous playoff matches against Peyton Manning, and I have over 300 passing touchdowns. I am trained in the no-huddle offense and I’m the top quarterback in the entire National Football League. You are nothing to me but just another safety. I will burn you the **** out with passes of the likes of which has never been seen before in this game, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me on the field? Think again, ******. As we speak I am giving audibles to my receivers across the stadium and your defense is being picked apart right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your team. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can beat you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my running game. Not only am I extensively trained in play action passes, but I have access to the entire roster of the New England Patriots and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” sack was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* block. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** deep passes all over you and you will drown in them. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
#133 to #111 - magikarpforlife
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but you were a 7th round draft pick
#134 to #133 - magikarpforlife
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*6th
#53 - trickroller
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I work as a tiller, we HAVE to ask, it's annoying for us just as much - we know it's ******* stupid.
#63 - xxospreyxx
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>Be 19   
>Middle of **********, Florida   
>Go to Walmart with friends around midnight   
>Check out entertainment center   
>Matrix Trilogy on sale for 5 dollars   
>Grab that **** and go to check out   
>Cashier asks for I.D   
>Left it back in my dorm   
>****.jpg   
>Give movie to my friend to pay for me   
>MFW cashier says my friend can't buy the movie because he knows it's for me.
>Be 19
>Middle of **********, Florida
>Go to Walmart with friends around midnight
>Check out entertainment center
>Matrix Trilogy on sale for 5 dollars
>Grab that **** and go to check out
>Cashier asks for I.D
>Left it back in my dorm
>****.jpg
>Give movie to my friend to pay for me
>MFW cashier says my friend can't buy the movie because he knows it's for me.
#73 to #63 - anon
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It's legal ****, what can you do? :/ I work retail, and I always feel like a schmuck when I know someone is likely old enough, but they can't find their ID. But, at the same time, if you're buying an r-rated movie, an m-rated game, tobacco, or alcohol, you know that there's an age restriction, and, it's very likely that a cashier who neglects it will be given serious **** by the manager or corporate, so, idk what you were expecting.
#121 to #63 - chocolatewhite
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That's surprising. When I buy games (underagefag here), I'll go up to pay for them and then give them to whichever parent is present. They never raise an alarm on me.
#125 to #63 - therealwaynebrady
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In Quebec the Matrix movies are rated G
#34 - mikeW
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Working at retail myself we have to ask this question no matter who is the customer. ****** retarded asking a 40 year old woman her birthday to buy a mature rated game.
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#91 - ayevanity
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I work for Target as a Cashier. We have to ask for ID from everyone who buys alcohol, video games (rated M), and some over the counter medicine. Like, we can't proceed to the next item if we don't scan the ID. We have to physically scan the ID into the computer and people don't understand that it's not my fault and that my computer isn't going to steal your identity.    
   
 However we do not have to ask for ID's when the customer uses a credit cards to buy $2,000 worth of Visa gift cards. Seems legit.   
   
Also, gif unrelated
I work for Target as a Cashier. We have to ask for ID from everyone who buys alcohol, video games (rated M), and some over the counter medicine. Like, we can't proceed to the next item if we don't scan the ID. We have to physically scan the ID into the computer and people don't understand that it's not my fault and that my computer isn't going to steal your identity.

However we do not have to ask for ID's when the customer uses a credit cards to buy $2,000 worth of Visa gift cards. Seems legit.

Also, gif unrelated
#8 - geddiz
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Supermarket worker here;
In the UK at least, there are heavy penalties for selling alcohol to underaged people and Trading Standards send around undercover operators to ensure that sellers are enforcing the age restrictions.
The store could lose its license to sell alcohol for a period of time (Which is economically crippling, considering the proportion of sales that come from booze), the company can be fined thousands of pounds and the checkout operator who sold the alcohol can be fined a hundred or two pounds on the spot, in addition to probably getting fired.
There's a lot at stake, so most workers are going to err on the side of caution and ID everyone without a walking stick and blue rinse. I know it can be annoying but look from their side, you could be an undercover Trading Standards inspector for all they know, they're not being mean or anything, it's just if they let the wrong person through they're ruined.
#16 to #8 - theodordronen
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I feel for you bro, as I have too worked in a store. But this seems to be one of those things that people will never stop to bitch about.

I've always thought there should be a mandatory 2 month working time in a store/restaurant for everyone so they would see how ****** people are to you.
#22 to #8 - anon
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In England, Wales or N. Ireland you mean, In Scotland the laws are different. Its still illegal to sell to unders but they don't make as much of a fuss about it. The most I've ever seen happen is people without ID in a pub were told to leave when the police came in to check it out.

The Age to consume alcohol here is 5, The age to buy it in a bar with a meal is 16 (I know in England they can consume it with a meal, but they cant buy it the same as Scottish law, the age to buy from a supermarket is 18 (But its the challenge 21 looks thing- I know when I was in England most places were all challenge 25)

I very rarely see people getting ID'd I personally have only ever been ID'd once in Scotland when I was putting on a bet in the bookies. When I was in Newcastle for New Year I got ID'd everywhere, it was highly annoying having to get ID out all the time.

Congrats on getting a job though, I've had loads of interviews to ASDA's and Tesco's but I get no luck, I usually go in to see who they think is better than me, it usually turns out to be a girl. ******* sexist arseholes. It could just be me though, ****, even McDonalds has rejected me 3 times (Then again, lost to girls though). I've gave up for now, We get paid to go to uni here so that keeps me going for now.
#13 - sparkieemae
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K so I work at a movie theater that provides Senior discounts, however I am not in any way aloud to assume anyone is a senior, if you want the senior discount you have to ******* ask for it. For some reason, this pisses old people the **** off, however I am 99% sure if I entered in a senior discount without asking that would also piss them the **** off. Is it really that difficult to just give a clear cut order and present your ID, you act like we've been preparing for you specifically and I should be able to cater to everything on your order without having been given the proper information. I've already served 200 other people the last two hours I've been standing in box office and I will serve 600 more the next 6 hours I will be standing here, you aren't that special, customer. 75% of the time during a transaction I'm not even looking at the ****** customer I'm looking down at my screen punching in what needs to be punched in.
K so I work at a movie theater that provides Senior discounts, however I am not in any way aloud to assume anyone is a senior, if you want the senior discount you have to ******* ask for it. For some reason, this pisses old people the **** off, however I am 99% sure if I entered in a senior discount without asking that would also piss them the **** off. Is it really that difficult to just give a clear cut order and present your ID, you act like we've been preparing for you specifically and I should be able to cater to everything on your order without having been given the proper information. I've already served 200 other people the last two hours I've been standing in box office and I will serve 600 more the next 6 hours I will be standing here, you aren't that special, customer. 75% of the time during a transaction I'm not even looking at the ****** customer I'm looking down at my screen punching in what needs to be punched in.
#14 to #13 - anon
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"Hurr durr I've been working 2 hours hurr durr I can stop using my brain."
This is why you work in a movie theatre selling tickets...
#18 to #14 - barehype
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What are you talking about? And don't be a dickhead maybe he's a student trying to fund his education, don't just assume things about people, I wash pots and so what? It's not because I'm some kind of complete idiot who can only do menial jobs but because with school I simply don't have time for a full time job.
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#29 to #25 - barehype
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exactly
#39 to #14 - sparkieemae
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It has nothing to do with using your ******* brain, I am NOT ALOUD to assume ANYONE is a senior. Even if someone rolls up with a walker and has no teeth I still have to charge them full price unless they specify senior because you could severely offend someone by charging them for a senior ticket when they just look old, the best I can do is offer them the opportunity to specify senior, before I charge them "Two ADULTS will be "14 dollars", usually they catch it at that "I'M A SENIOR *grumble something about me being an idiot trying to rip him off*" "Okay sir that will be $13.50." "You goddamned right it's $13.50 I fought in the civil war I need that $0.50. You honest to christ can't win with anyone.

Yeah I'm 19 and a full time college student, but as it is only my second semester I don't really have enough education at this point to find a job in the field I am training for at this time. I have had this job for one year I held it down for my last semester of highschool and thus far the summer and my first semester at college. Honestly I could do worse then an entry level job which offers me the chance for some pretty sweet employee benefits, such as with a single promotion the company offers a tuition reimbursement plan for their employees who are full time students. I've held down night jobs here and there throughout the year but the theater offers consistently high hours where I am making a dollar above minimum wage, honestly is a good source of free entertainment, and I am very close to a promotion which could cover a good portion of my tuition costs which is great since my asshole parents make too much money for me to qualify for state funded financial aid.
#17 to #13 - Aethlius
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i work box office too and here it's 7.50 dollars for one ticket. even then they want to ask for seniors discount lol. (we don't have seniors discount)