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mathematical
SSH ERMA! THUR HG!!! TE FWD! THUR DID
SSH z SIM.
MI, THE SHIRT. MID HID DARUDE.
THU GAVE THUR DID 51 AND ‘THUR HUN 51
MD KEPT THE ATHER FDR .
HM’ TDD HERE ‘THEIR NIH!!! 549 AND THHE DAD .
tll THUR SI 2 .
WHERE IS THE KISSING ’?
Come on then smart arse answer that ene???
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yen did yehr math steps Wang (+) first then F) SC) its () -() = new yen (/)
by 2, SIRE: 48. 50 SC) yen ewe each parent 48. 50 and yen ewe life an 'explanation why yen ) uld buy a ******* 97
killer shirt. what the hell.
SSH z SIM.
MI, THE SHIRT. MID HID DARUDE.
THU GAVE THUR DID 51 AND ‘THUR HUN 51
MD KEPT THE ATHER FDR .
HM’ TDD HERE ‘THEIR NIH!!! 549 AND THHE DAD .
tll THUR SI 2 .
WHERE IS THE KISSING ’?
Come on then smart arse answer that ene???
Like ' Comment ' Post ' Share
yen did yehr math steps Wang (+) first then F) SC) its () -() = new yen (/)
by 2, SIRE: 48. 50 SC) yen ewe each parent 48. 50 and yen ewe life an 'explanation why yen ) uld buy a ******* 97
killer shirt. what the hell.
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2scared2login (01/10/2013) [-]
Lol @ poor people that can't buy expensive stuff. I have a $200 tie, what are you going to do, occupy me?
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schwerdaddy ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-] 
To be honest, I thought the last bit was actually kind of funny. People taking anon so seriously.
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semisane (01/10/2013) [-] It's actually a very simple logical leap that nobody notices.
It's not 49+49+1. It's 49+49-1.
It's not 49+49+1. It's 49+49-1.
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JCP (01/10/2013) [-] Hate to get all srs when the funnier answer is in the post, but-
Instead of talking about a mixture of who they owe and what they have, when you focus on who dealt the money and who finally received it, the answer is obvious.
They took 50 dollars from their mother, and 50 from their father. (50 + 50 = +100$)
They gave the store 97$, gave themself (kept) 1$, gave 1$ to their mother and 1$ to their father. (-97 - 1 - 1 - 1 = -100$)
There, now all of you amateur mathfags can sleep at night.
Instead of talking about a mixture of who they owe and what they have, when you focus on who dealt the money and who finally received it, the answer is obvious.
They took 50 dollars from their mother, and 50 from their father. (50 + 50 = +100$)
They gave the store 97$, gave themself (kept) 1$, gave 1$ to their mother and 1$ to their father. (-97 - 1 - 1 - 1 = -100$)
There, now all of you amateur mathfags can sleep at night.
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xdiabolicx (01/10/2013) [-] well the dude in the response has the right idea as well. the remaining 97 divided by 2 is 48.50 per parent. add a dollar for both parents to get 49.5 per parent. multiply by two again and get 99. the spare dollar is yours. totaling 100.
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2scared2login (01/10/2013) [-]
Actually you don't keep the spare dollar. The thing that is wrong is that you are adding the money that you owe($98) and then add the money that you have ($1) together when like 98+1=99 when you are actually supposed to say -98+1=-97 which is the money that you used on she shirt.
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2scared2login (01/11/2013) [-]
You saw a condom that would fit your girlfriend for $1. You didn't have the cast, so you borrowed $50 from your mom and $50 from your dad.
$50 + $50 = $100
You bought the condom, and had $99 change. You gave your dad $49 and your mom $49 and kept the other $1 for yourself. Now you owe your mom $1 and your dad $1,
$1 + $1 = $2 + your $1 = $3.
Where is the missing $97?
$50 + $50 = $100
You bought the condom, and had $99 change. You gave your dad $49 and your mom $49 and kept the other $1 for yourself. Now you owe your mom $1 and your dad $1,
$1 + $1 = $2 + your $1 = $3.
Where is the missing $97?
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yomyhomez (01/11/2013) [-] wait....you borrowed 50$
how do you suddenly owe them 49.50 each?
bastard stole the extra dollar
how do you suddenly owe them 49.50 each?
bastard stole the extra dollar
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anonmynous (01/11/2013) [-]
You will owe each parent $49.
It will cost you $98 to pay them back but since you have an extra dollar, you only end up losing $97, the cost of the tshirt.
It will cost you $98 to pay them back but since you have an extra dollar, you only end up losing $97, the cost of the tshirt.
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2scared2login (01/10/2013) [-]
Why are people thumbing this **** up? What the **** is wrong with buying a 97 dollar shirt? If I work my *** of, to get me that shirt, that looks good and is made from some famous brand, why the **** is that bad? I'm sorry, but this Nerd-community on FJ is starting to piss me of, cheap clothes, 0 interest in fashion and clothing, and here you are. Judging people because of what they wear, should I do the same? "Who the **** buys a 3 dollar shirt?" "Does he want to look like a bag of **** ?"
Seriously, **** you.
Seriously, **** you.
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DahColeTrain (01/10/2013) [-] You come to FunnyJunk, which is mostly populated with nerds (mostly), and you complain... about the nerds? That's like going to America and complaining about Americans. If you don't like our sense of humour, no one's asking you to stay.
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2scared2login (01/10/2013) [-]
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koobzacc (01/10/2013) [-] My Dad is good friends with the owner of this restaurant we go to on sundays and when I was like 9 the owner told me the same riddle except it involved a hotel and two people who overpaid for their room and a greedy bellhop. trolled the **** outta me for years until I realised he added the bellhop's theft rather than subtracting it. It's been so long I bet if I told him the answer he'd be like "what da fuq you tlaking about?"
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2scared2login (01/10/2013) [-]
>saw a shirt for $97
he hadn't bought it yet so he hadn't accounted for taxes yet which in adding the standard 5% american tax would total it to 101.85$. he was still short $1.85.
he hadn't bought it yet so he hadn't accounted for taxes yet which in adding the standard 5% american tax would total it to 101.85$. he was still short $1.85.
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noplaceperson (01/10/2013) [-]
though the comment is right his reason is wrong +/- go at the same time so do x/÷
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biggerbyte (01/11/2013) [-] 100 - 97 = 3
1 for dad
1 for mother
.50 for dad
.50 for mother
^^^^ ? WHY MADE THINGS COMPLICATED
1 for dad
1 for mother
.50 for dad
.50 for mother
^^^^ ? WHY MADE THINGS COMPLICATED
