Body hacks. .. Number 17 is the most dangerous thing you can do while swimming aside from trying to punch a shark or some . Hyperventilation doesn't increase the time you can  Body hacks Number 17 is the most dangerous thing you can do while swimming aside from trying to punch a shark or some Hyperventilation doesn't increase time
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#21 - benhetho
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Number 17 is the most dangerous thing you can do while swimming aside from trying to punch a shark or some ****. Hyperventilation doesn't increase the time you can spend underwater, it removes the urge to breathe. So when you run out of air, you don't scramble to the surface because of the pain in your chest, you just pass out. Passing out underwater is decidedly best left avoided.
#1 - ishotthedeputy
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Question
#2 to #1 - shadowfj [OP]
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#3 to #2 - ishotthedeputy
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(01/09/2013) [-]
GOD DAMMIT ACKNOWLEDGE MY QUESTION SO I CAN ASK IT. DON'T MAKE ME FEEL RUDE
#4 to #3 - shadowfj [OP]
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(01/09/2013) [-]
No.
#5 to #4 - ishotthedeputy
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(01/09/2013) [-]
You probably feel pretty good about yourself right now
#6 to #5 - shadowfj [OP]
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(01/09/2013) [-]
I...I...w-won..? How?
#7 to #6 - ishotthedeputy
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(01/09/2013) [-]
It is a gift which the gods hath beseeched on thee
#8 to #7 - shadowfj [OP]
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(01/09/2013) [-]
This gift ******* sucks! I want a refund!
#9 to #8 - ishotthedeputy
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(01/09/2013) [-]
No.
#10 to #9 - shadowfj [OP]
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(01/09/2013) [-]
What was your question anyway?
#11 to #10 - ishotthedeputy
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Guess you'll never find out
Guess you'll never find out
#12 to #11 - shadowfj [OP]
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(01/09/2013) [-]
I never wanted to know anyways.
#13 to #12 - ishotthedeputy
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Yes you did
#14 to #13 - shadowfj [OP]
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Nope.
#15 to #14 - ishotthedeputy
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#16 to #15 - shadowfj [OP]
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(01/09/2013) [-]
How did you know?
#17 to #16 - ishotthedeputy
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(01/09/2013) [-]
I just went to the efgefnuanxfgesfgusgcfubiearfncsgzduicxbcknasognfgfgncof krenvgcugceurogcefgivewfblcwgrfnwefbcwnecwegrfuegmwxfxun berkowitz
#18 to #17 - shadowfj [OP]
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(01/09/2013) [-]
But that's where I got my puppy.
#25 to #18 - weirdoo
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#24 - anon
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Cough while a doctor is attempting to strategically put a small needle in a small, hard to reach vein while avoiding going straight through it.
What could possibly go wrong?
#30 to #24 - anon
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Injections, like the ones mentioned in this post, are intramuscular, subcutaneous, or intradermal. Intraveneous therapy is done through a previously set up catheter anchored in place. The aforementioned injections are in fairly large areas and relatively easy to do. I've had plenty of patients move on me. A light cough would do no more than maybe slightly irritate the nurse or doctor.
#26 to #24 - lyder
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(01/10/2013) [-]
You know, I was about to comment that. :O
#22 - buttlord
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(01/10/2013) [-]
so if i burn my right thumb do i have to put ice on my left thumb? am i missing something here?
#28 to #22 - ThumbingUp
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(01/10/2013) [-]
No, you don't use ice at all. You just put your burned thumb on the palm of your non-burned hand so that the burned area cools down to normal body temp instead of being over-cooled which causes blisters and scars.
#31 to #28 - buttlord
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(01/10/2013) [-]
right. thanks.

i feel like a retard now.
#32 to #31 - ThumbingUp
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Haha, don't feel bad. These are worded badly imo. I had to read that one in particular about five times before I finally got it.
#33 to #32 - buttlord
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(01/10/2013) [-]
the thing is that i have read it like 20 times because this is reposted 6 or 7 times
#19 - Shorticus
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(01/10/2013) [-]
That near sightedness one is 100% wrong. My whole family is near-sighted and we didn't get it from ******* looking our a computer screen for too long. My Oma is a -15, my dad a -11, my sister a -9.5, my aunt 1 -8.5 and I am a -6.5
You're eyes don't get that bad from 'focusing' at something close for too long. That's ********. Not to mention that they didn't have computers when we ALL were young, except for me, but we didn't get one until I was 12, 6 years after I had to get glasses.

TL:DR Near sightedness is genetic, that doctor is a *******
#29 to #19 - ThumbingUp
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Agreed! Thank you! I'm nearsighted as **** and I have been since I was a small child.
#23 - anon
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(01/10/2013) [-]
I'm sick
Tried the nose clearing one
Works
#36 - blackhawksfan
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(01/10/2013) [-]
#2 OP do you even know what supersonic means? Experience hearing faster than the speed of sound?
#27 - kingnewfag
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(01/10/2013) [-]
i just did #16 and its ********
i just did #16 and its ********