Lonely Spiderbro not welcome. I hope she was kidding. Messages Jan 9, 2013 1: 07 PM So apparently I have a . new pet tarantula Ha! Have u named him/ her yet? He spiderbro spider Girl text funny spiderbors befor
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Lonely Spiderbro not welcome

I hope she was kidding

Jan 9, 2013 1: 07 PM
So apparently I have a .
new pet tarantula
Ha! Have u named him/ her
He is fluffy the destroyer of
worlds and he or she is
Jan 9, 2013 1: 37 PM
I like Fluffy the Destroyer.
I' m going to go get him ..
som crickets from the
store z)
So basically,
u never want me to come
over again'?
Or, is this a garage pet'?
but I like you both :( .
Tarantula can' t pleasure u
the way I can r-)
Spiderbros before hoes .
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User avatar #1 - circuit (01/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
what do you mean "apparently" that makes it sound like it snuck in and you decided to keep it. if that's true i suggest moving.
#35 - felixjarl (01/10/2013) [+] (8 replies)
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#30 - polop ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #27 - trojanmannn (01/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
wait, how the **** did this get thumbs. It isn't funny. At all.
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#74 - RipperMan ONLINE (01/10/2013) [+] (13 replies)
You're right, the spider pleases me better!
#3 - cmurphyjrjrjr (01/10/2013) [-]
how'd you manage to get it already?
#48 - kanade **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#16 - blackandwhitegod (01/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Someone explain to me how the **** this **** is funny.
#26 - xashun ONLINE (01/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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#18 - lucozadeaholic (01/10/2013) [-]
This is also Fluffy
#53 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [+] (9 replies)
#87 - EdwardNigma (01/10/2013) [-]
>Acquire baby Goliath Bird Eating Spider
>Leave it in your house, not in a cage, feed it so it knows you are its master
>Name it 'Mr Happy Fangs'
>Become comrades for life
>Girl problems? Mr Happy Fangs will take that bitch down
>Spider girl problems? She can deny Mr Happy Fangs but can she deny a ******* shoe?
>House forever clean of insects
#22 - stainiztaman (01/10/2013) [-]
#23 - klay (01/10/2013) [-]
i think i need to take my spider to rehab
i think i need to take my spider to rehab
#62 - bloodmachine (01/10/2013) [-]
doesn't matter had sex
doesn't matter had sex
#37 - rubyasshole (01/10/2013) [-]
This gave me a feel... for some reason. I like it, it was cute
#70 - theduder ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
#4 - nedmisthabaws (01/10/2013) [+] (9 replies)
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Can someone tell me what a tarantula is? All i know is there's a turret in Dawn of War named tarantula. Pic related, it's it.
User avatar #25 to #4 - angelisk (01/10/2013) [-]
Alright, this obviously means you have been on your computer for waaaaaaaay too long.
Not to be negative, but try to get outside, read a book, it saves you the time needed to ask what certain machines are names after.

here are a few to get you started:
Mustangs are Horses before a car was named after them.
Telephone literally means Far away Sound.
And trolls were mythical creatures before being internet idiots.

it really worries me that the word tarantula was first introduced to you as a turret in a game, it REALLY does

User avatar #33 - laughingchaos (01/10/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Fake and gay, no one uses this smiley; " :-)"
#55 to #33 - miikeg (01/10/2013) [-]
Actually, that's quite common these days, given that it's one of the default emoticons that have been built into the stock messaging application of all Android phones.

*The More You Know.*
#15 - basstard (01/10/2013) [-]
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