Lonely Spiderbro not welcome. I hope she was kidding. Messages Jan 9, 2013 1: 07 PM So apparently I have a . new pet tarantula Ha! Have u named him/ her yet? He spiderbro spider Girl text funny spiderbors befor
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Lonely Spiderbro not welcome

Lonely Spiderbro not welcome. I hope she was kidding. Messages Jan 9, 2013 1: 07 PM So apparently I have a . new pet tarantula Ha! Have u named him/ her yet? He

I hope she was kidding

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Jan 9, 2013 1: 07 PM
So apparently I have a .
new pet tarantula
Ha! Have u named him/ her
yet?
He is fluffy the destroyer of
worlds and he or she is
cute
Jan 9, 2013 1: 37 PM
I like Fluffy the Destroyer.
I' m going to go get him ..
som crickets from the
store z)
So basically,
u never want me to come
over again'?
Or, is this a garage pet'?
but I like you both :( .
Hahahaha'
Tarantula can' t pleasure u
the way I can r-)
Spiderbros before hoes .
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#35 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
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#38 to #35 - laspussy (01/10/2013) [-]
in the mean time
in the mean time
#39 to #38 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
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Time to dance!
#41 to #39 - laspussy (01/10/2013) [-]
and then transform
and then transform
#43 to #41 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
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and then invite a friend over to join the party.
#44 to #43 - laspussy (01/10/2013) [-]
party indeed
party indeed
#101 to #44 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #61 to #43 - madeyoulooknana (01/10/2013) [-]
okay...... who brought crabs to the party??
#30 - polop (01/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #1 - circuit (01/10/2013) [-]
what do you mean "apparently" that makes it sound like it snuck in and you decided to keep it. if that's true i suggest moving.
#104 to #1 - realduck (01/12/2013) [-]
Actually it did just wander in, but just into the garage. I'm in Texas by the by, apparently it was a trapdoor spider. His name is now Fluffy.
User avatar #106 to #104 - circuit (01/13/2013) [-]
a taranchula...snuck in...to your place of residence, aaaand you're cool with this.
User avatar #107 to #106 - realduck (01/13/2013) [-]
Well... "cool" is a very strong word. But if by "cool with it" you mean I didn't burn down the house and move to another state, then Yea I was cool with it. But this was a unique situation, it was freezing cold and raining outside and he just came in to get warm. He freaked out my friend so I walked him about 30 feet away and let him go and he came back. So the way I see it is I could either give him a home and know where he is all the time or suspect that he was always hiding near by in wait for the rest of my life. I stand by my decision.
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#68 to #28 - turboderp (01/10/2013) [-]
This might come in handy then.
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#26 - xashun (01/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #29 to #26 - wolfdogone (01/10/2013) [-]
Oh gods that gave me the heebie jeebies
User avatar #40 to #26 - laspussy (01/10/2013) [-]
and then it goes down his ass
User avatar #63 to #40 - madeyoulooknana (01/10/2013) [-]
and then it goes up his ass
User avatar #67 to #63 - laspussy (01/10/2013) [-]
down came the excretion and wiped the spider out
the itsy bitsy spider climbed up the crack again
#74 - RipperMan (01/10/2013) [-]
You're right, the spider pleases me better!
#77 to #74 - isomeras (01/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #85 to #74 - haunterbrony (01/10/2013) [-]
There's also one with a man ******* a scorpion.
#98 to #74 - megustan (01/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #95 to #74 - raquelian (01/10/2013) [-]
and the award for the biggest wut goes to...
#88 to #74 - Animefreake (01/10/2013) [-]
I can let Spiderbro have you.
He hooked me up with a better date anyway.
User avatar #90 to #88 - celestiasbeard (01/10/2013) [-]
Beat me by 1 minute, well then
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#89 to #74 - celestiasbeard (01/10/2013) [-]
Always preferred my pet scorpion honestly
#75 to #74 - acemrhawk (01/10/2013) [-]
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#18 - lucozadeaholic (01/10/2013) [-]
This is also Fluffy
#87 - EdwardNigma (01/10/2013) [-]
>Acquire baby Goliath Bird Eating Spider
>Leave it in your house, not in a cage, feed it so it knows you are its master
>Name it 'Mr Happy Fangs'
>Become comrades for life
>Girl problems? Mr Happy Fangs will take that bitch down
>Spider girl problems? She can deny Mr Happy Fangs but can she deny a ******* shoe?
>House forever clean of insects
#22 - stainiztaman (01/10/2013) [-]
Delicious...
#23 - klay (01/10/2013) [-]
i think i need to take my spider to rehab
i think i need to take my spider to rehab
#62 - bloodmachine (01/10/2013) [-]
doesn't matter had sex
doesn't matter had sex
#16 - blackandwhitegod (01/10/2013) [-]
Someone explain to me how the **** this **** is funny.
User avatar #45 to #16 - blutzcrunk (01/10/2013) [-]
Well, I find it more fun than most #cutforbieber posts that end up ont he frontpage. Can't hate on spiderbro.
#3 - cmurphyjrjrjr (01/10/2013) [-]
how'd you manage to get it already?
#54 - Rascal (01/10/2013) [-]
who would thumb this **** up? holy fj full of faggots
User avatar #27 - trojanmannn (01/10/2013) [-]
wait, how the **** did this get thumbs. It isn't funny. At all.
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#65 to #32 - madeyoulooknana (01/10/2013) [-]
***** ive seen a cat get front page

do you really think this people thumb funny content at all?
User avatar #86 to #65 - samxdaxman (01/10/2013) [-]
***** , ive seen a rock get front page

do you really think this people thumb funny content at all?
#72 - alucardshellhound (01/10/2013) [-]
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#15 - basstard (01/10/2013) [-]
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#82 - capnwetnipples (01/10/2013) [-]
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i didnt have a gifs with spiders so here
#37 - rubyasshole (01/10/2013) [-]
This gave me a feel... for some reason. I like it, it was cute
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