Lonely Spiderbro not welcome. I hope she was kidding. Messages Jan 9, 2013 1: 07 PM So apparently I have a . new pet tarantula Ha! Have u named him/ her yet? He
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Lonely Spiderbro not welcome

I hope she was kidding

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Jan 9, 2013 1: 07 PM
So apparently I have a .
new pet tarantula
Ha! Have u named him/ her
yet?
He is fluffy the destroyer of
worlds and he or she is
cute
Jan 9, 2013 1: 37 PM
I like Fluffy the Destroyer.
I' m going to go get him ..
som crickets from the
store z)
So basically,
u never want me to come
over again'?
Or, is this a garage pet'?
but I like you both :( .
Hahahaha'
Tarantula can' t pleasure u
the way I can r-)
Spiderbros before hoes .
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#87 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
>Acquire baby Goliath Bird Eating Spider
>Leave it in your house, not in a cage, feed it so it knows you are its master
>Name it 'Mr Happy Fangs'
>Become comrades for life
>Girl problems? Mr Happy Fangs will take that bitch down
>Spider girl problems? She can deny Mr Happy Fangs but can she deny a ******* shoe?
>House forever clean of insects
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#92 to #83 - lonemercenary **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #93 to #92 - iusedtocare (01/10/2013) [-]
Spiderman thread...
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#96 to #93 - lonemercenary **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #97 to #96 - iusedtocare (01/10/2013) [-]
Hey bro.. Nobody is perfect :)
#82 - capnwetnipples (01/10/2013) [-]
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i didnt have a gifs with spiders so here
#74 - RipperMan ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
You're right, the spider pleases me better!
#98 to #74 - megustan (01/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #95 to #74 - raquelian (01/10/2013) [-]
and the award for the biggest wut goes to...
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#91 to #74 - linkDrkguy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#89 to #74 - celestiasbeard (01/10/2013) [-]
Always preferred my pet scorpion honestly
#88 to #74 - Animefreake (01/10/2013) [-]
I can let Spiderbro have you.
He hooked me up with a better date anyway.
User avatar #90 to #88 - celestiasbeard (01/10/2013) [-]
Beat me by 1 minute, well then
User avatar #85 to #74 - haunterbrony **User deleted account** (01/10/2013) [-]
There's also one with a man ******* a scorpion.
#77 to #74 - isomeras (01/10/2013) [-]
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#75 to #74 - acemrhawk (01/10/2013) [-]
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#72 - alucardshellhound (01/10/2013) [-]
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#62 - bloodmachine (01/10/2013) [-]
doesn't matter had sex
doesn't matter had sex
#59 - nabusco (01/10/2013) [-]
well executed sir
well executed sir
#54 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]
who would thumb this **** up? holy fj full of *******
#53 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]
HAHAHA OMG MY BEST FRIENDS SURNAME IS WEBB AND I CALL HIM SPIDER WEBB.. GET IT? HAHAHA OMG. XDDDD
#56 to #53 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]
I'LL ******* BEAT THE **** OUT OF WHOEVER JUST THUMBED ME DOWN
#99 to #56 - megustan (01/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #57 to #56 - blazedallday (01/10/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
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#81 to #58 - delicaking (01/10/2013) [-]
Please learn about copypasta for your own sake
#52 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]
when a girl says that you dont hope she was kidding
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User avatar #46 - dafuqman (01/10/2013) [-]
I now have a spider reaction folder
#37 - rubyasshole (01/10/2013) [-]
This gave me a feel... for some reason. I like it, it was cute
#35 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
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#38 to #35 - laspussy (01/10/2013) [-]
in the mean time
in the mean time
#39 to #38 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
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Time to dance!
#41 to #39 - laspussy (01/10/2013) [-]
and then transform
and then transform
#43 to #41 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
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and then invite a friend over to join the party.
User avatar #61 to #43 - madeyoulooknana (01/10/2013) [-]
okay...... who brought crabs to the party??
#44 to #43 - laspussy (01/10/2013) [-]
party indeed
party indeed
#101 to #44 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #33 - laughingchaos (01/10/2013) [-]
Fake and gay, no one uses this smiley; " :-)"
#55 to #33 - miikeg (01/10/2013) [-]
Actually, that's quite common these days, given that it's one of the default emoticons that have been built into the stock messaging application of all Android phones.


*The More You Know.*
#78 to #55 - lazragoon (01/10/2013) [-]
But that isn't an android phone up there?
User avatar #102 to #78 - miikeg (01/10/2013) [-]
Yes, but the blue text indicates the sender's message (clearly using an iPhone) whereas the grey text indicates the other party, whose choice of telecommunications device isn't specified, but given the Android connotation with the smiley, one can ascertain to a reasonable degree of likelihood that the person with whom OP is conversing is in fact using an Android smartphone.
#103 to #102 - lazragoon (01/11/2013) [-]
You have very good arguments my dear sir, take this gif.
You have very good arguments my dear sir, take this gif.
User avatar #64 to #55 - umadproblemm (01/10/2013) [-]
thumb for you sir. he can consider himself knowledged.
User avatar #47 to #33 - psykobear (01/10/2013) [-]
But... I use this one when feeling Evil >:-)>
Or this one when angry >:-(>
#42 to #33 - blutzcrunk (01/10/2013) [-]
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I... do :-(
**blutzcrunk rolled a random image posted in comment #1198 at HOW FUCKED ARE YOU? **
I... do :-(
User avatar #34 to #33 - arandomanon ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
Agreed :-)
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User avatar #27 - trojanmannn ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
wait, how the **** did this get thumbs. It isn't funny. At all.
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#65 to #32 - madeyoulooknana (01/10/2013) [-]
***** ive seen a cat get front page

do you really think this people thumb funny content at all?
User avatar #86 to #65 - samxdaxman (01/10/2013) [-]
***** , ive seen a rock get front page

do you really think this people thumb funny content at all?
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