I have one like this

Yeah so am I - i even lost so much weight, that I couldn't gain any either, using bodymass powder and do a lot of work out. Went to the doctor on my mothers orders, and found out that i had a kind of tapeworm/parasite in my stomache, which they are now trying to find the right antibiotica for it (i wanted to use natural remidies first).

hope to gain some weight soon, cause I'm down to 57 kg, as a 179 cm, 21 male, weighing 70+/-2 kg at the time i got infected. (writing as anon, since i find it rather embarrasing)

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#13 to #11 - tacoiiimaniac (01/10/2013) [-]

I have a name for people like you.

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#17 to #13 - vicsix ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]

Is it superior?

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#19 to #17 - tacoiiimaniac (01/10/2013) [-]

No. LUCKY BASTARDS

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#295 to #11 - blasthurrdurr (01/10/2013) [-]

MFW i can't eat candy, chips, junkfood or drink soda because i'm on a diet, and i'm on a diet because i'm fat and i'm fat BECAUSE I CAN'T EAT WHAT I WANT FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

sorry

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#46 to #11 - wiredrage (01/10/2013) [-]

me too! *virtual high five*

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#78 to #46 - zerokiller (01/10/2013) [-]

I too, am that guy.

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#316 to #11 - hairibar (01/10/2013) [-]

OK, I must know. where the **** do you guys get those gifs? is it a movie?

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#74 - thechosentroll (01/10/2013) [+] (10 replies)

I don't eat almost anything, yet I'm still fat. Then again, it could just be due to the fact that I'm a lazy bastard who mainly just playes videogames.

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#83 to #74 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account** (01/10/2013) [-]

I play video games pretty much all day, and i only leave my home when i want to buy some beer. I eat burgers and pizzas all day, and rarely any healthy food. I only started working out 3 days ago, and before that i haven't even moved a muscle. And yet i am skinnier than my gf. What... the **** . Teach me your ways of being fat! I would love to be fat...

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#248 to #83 - thechosentroll (01/10/2013) [-]

NEVER! You shall never know the joy of never being cold or the safety that fat gives you while swimming. You will forever remain easy to push over and look unintimidating.

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#269 to #83 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]

yeah i'm the same i went to the doctors and it turns out we're seriously unhealthy with all the fat that builds around our organs and we're pretty much gonna die skinny at about 30

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#180 to #74 - onceapiece ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]

It's partly because of your genes and partly because you don't exercise. You try eating a little bit more healthy stuff, especially proteins, and exercise a lot. Also, if dieting isn't working to well for you, but you feel like you just can't work out any more, than just eat more and then exercise more.

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#243 to #180 - thechosentroll (01/10/2013) [-]

I don't really care enough about it. I'm not morbidly obiese or anything. Just a bit tubby. As for dieting, I mainly live off of cafeine, which isn't particularly fattening.

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#147 to #74 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]

Seriously, if you want to lose weight, just start walking. You'll be suprised at just how much you can lose from that. I walked 40 minutes to work, three days a week and lost about 100 pounds. After that, just find some reason to get toned up. I've started doing yoga for 30 minutes a day to tone up because there's not one, but two girls at work I'm interested in and at least one seems interested in me. If for nothing else, do it because you'll feel better about yourself. Just get some music and walk. Pick your favorite album and just go for a nice stroll. It's also a great way to relieve some stress.

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#240 to #147 - thechosentroll (01/10/2013) [-]

I alread walk a lot. I have to walk for atleast an hour and a half a day just to get around. Mainly because I'd rather walk 3 kilometres than get on a bus. In fact, I tend to do it fairly often, since one of my friends lives on the other side of the ******* city. **** BUSSES!

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#138 to #74 - epandaman (01/10/2013) [-]

what show is this from again?

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#184 to #138 - darkdragonswrath ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]

Megas XLR

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#98 to #74 - XeddMarston (01/10/2013) [-]

right there with you man... also awesome gif

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#99 - plutobr (01/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)

it is because our metabolism

Is to damn high

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#285 to #99 - hurrdurka ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]

I'm the only one in my whole family including cousins and uncles that gets fat when eating less than them.

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#104 to #99 - lordumpalumpa (01/10/2013) [-]

Bingo! Got it from my mom, and you?

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#111 to #104 - theonlyjero (01/10/2013) [-]

Same thing here.
No idea who I got it from though, both my parents have decent enough Metabolisms but I can eat so much junk food and hardly be affected by it.

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#261 to #99 - wishingwell (01/10/2013) [-]

or tapeworms/other kind of parasite, feeding on your insides, hurting precisely where the alien breaks out from in the movies, often people think it's a kinda of anxiaty attack.

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#145 - angelisk (01/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)

i am that person.

i love it.

mfw other people really carefully watch what they eat

though i probably will get repercussions on an older age

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#157 to #145 - alhemicar (01/10/2013) [-]

Actually an experiment with two friends that thought the thicker one eats less and the skinnier one more showed that it was the opposite, the skinnier one ate only 1900 kcal (where she should have eaten 2200) and the thicker one 2500 kcal

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#168 to #157 - angelisk (01/10/2013) [-]

that could be true, even more since i only eat certain times a day and my thicker friends tend to be eating something all day long. Like i eat A LOT when there is breakfast, lunch or supper, when my friends eat less but have snacks throughout the entire day. But then again it's not really a proper experiment if you only use 2 people..

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#171 to #168 - alhemicar (01/10/2013) [-]

well yeah that's true too

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#151 to #145 - richardastley (01/10/2013) [-]

Most people's metabolism eventually catches up, but there are a few people who stay skinny. I actually feel worse for them though because they can be completely unhealthy and not even realize it since the most obvious sign won't ever show itself.

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#155 to #151 - angelisk (01/10/2013) [-]

Well i feel healthy, and last time i had a check up at the doc and she said it was all fine, that i was actually a little healthier than the average person, so i just hope that keeps up.

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#217 to #145 - pwoneill (01/10/2013) [-]

Congratulations

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#14 - Alchemyst (01/10/2013) [-]

*We all have that friend

*implying we have a friend

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#2 - stevethebest (01/09/2013) [-]

That used to be me.
Got to 25 and the weight and size piled on.

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#73 - stampaho (01/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)

*everyone proceeds to claim how they are that friend

yeah, okay.

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#84 to #73 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account** (01/10/2013) [-]

I really am that friend. I am the one on the right.
Comment above you is where i explain a bit of my life, and why i should be fat.
Yet this is how i look... I was born overweight actually, but i have no idea what happened:D

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#196 - thedarkestrogue (01/10/2013) [-]

Is this the chick that wants to **** and order pizza?

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#238 - kneehumper ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]

Mfw I'm that friend and my friends complain about their weight

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#26 - hipsophobadon (01/10/2013) [+] (13 replies)

I weigh 115 lbs. I eat about 5 meals a day.

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#44 to #26 - chimer (01/10/2013) [-]

If you are growing you need more food
I am 5'11 156 and I eat like a ******* whale

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#214 to #26 - pwoneill (01/10/2013) [-]

Congratulations

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#249 to #214 - atma ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]

You've posted that at least twice on the same content
Congratulations

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#103 to #26 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]

lmfao that doesn't mean **** . How many calories do you consume? You are more active and eat less than a fat person = fact!

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#28 to #26 - SlowpokeForever (01/10/2013) [-]

Are you a Hobbit? (btw I"m in the same boat)

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#29 to #28 - hipsophobadon (01/10/2013) [-]

I about 5'8.

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#31 to #29 - generic (01/10/2013) [-]

I'm about..
5'7"(173cm) and weigh ~120lbs(8.5st,54kg)

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#30 to #29 - SlowpokeForever (01/10/2013) [-]

Cool. I'm in the 6 foot range..so at 130lbs I fear that's actually pretty dangerous :/

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#32 to #30 - hipsophobadon (01/10/2013) [-]

I'm about 30 pounds underweight for my height.
But there is no way for me to eat more than I already do.
#skinnyfolkproblems

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#33 to #32 - SlowpokeForever (01/10/2013) [-]

Yeah lol I just wish some of this food I ate went somewhere, tired of looking like that stretched out kid from WIlly Wonka if you know what I'm saying :/

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#34 to #33 - hipsophobadon (01/10/2013) [-]

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#43 to #30 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]

if you weight 97 pounds and are 6'3 you need some help being fed boy

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#38 to #30 - spon (01/10/2013) [-]

You can fear that as dangerous as soon as the 6'3 me weighing 97 pounds And I eat more than my fatass (200+) family.

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#146 - jonnyfunk (01/10/2013) [-]

i know, right? if i eat like half a person and a small child i'm already full!

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#246 - moustachefingers (01/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)

MFW I'm that friend that eats one carrot and gains ten inches.

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#252 to #246 - thechosentroll (01/10/2013) [-]

I wish I gained 10 inches from eating a carrot.

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#254 to #252 - thechosentroll (01/10/2013) [-]

Then again, it's possible that I horribly misinterprited that comment.

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#287 - tbombrtwo (01/10/2013) [-]

Alright Fj lets be real... most of you are this.

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#222 - atheistzilla (01/10/2013) [-]

i am....

.... that friend

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#127 - ROFL (01/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)

fast metabolism ******* haha u jelly ?

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#131 to #127 - pinesol (01/10/2013) [-]

They shouldn't be. Being hungry all the time sucks and I don't weigh enough to donate the full amount of blood.

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#132 to #131 - ROFL (01/10/2013) [-]

I ain't hungry all the time because i don't know i just aint
my blood type is 0, but i don't really go donating blood (because i smoke a lot so my blood isn't pure enough i guess)

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#141 to #132 - fennoswede ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]

consider doing it man, your bloodtype is an all round lifesaver

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#109 - tuxwonder (01/10/2013) [-]

Yes, yes we do.

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#280 - littlepolski (01/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)

This is like me, i somehow lost half a stone over christmas despite doing no exercise and eating almost constantly all day.

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#281 to #280 - nexonman (01/10/2013) [-]

im sorry about your stone

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#303 to #281 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]

you're*

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#305 to #303 - nexonman (01/10/2013) [-]

you're retarded.

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#318 to #305 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]

your*

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#284 to #281 - littlepolski (01/10/2013) [-]

i was too busy eating to keep track of it and it ran away :(

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#110 - isradam (01/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)

I am that friend.

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#114 to #110 - nerdrage ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]

i also am that friend

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#247 - BigSammy ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]

MFW when everyone on FJ is apparently skinny and can eat whatever they want.

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#231 - trollmobile ONLINE (01/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)

i am that guy.
i eat twice as much as my brother, yet i'm 10kg lighter.

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#256 to #231 - thechosentroll (01/10/2013) [-]

Screw you and your viking genes.

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#260 to #256 - trollmobile ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]

arian master race.

heil hitler

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#265 to #260 - thechosentroll (01/10/2013) [-]

Technically my country was on Mr. Manoftheyear1938s' side, as well.

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#268 to #265 - trollmobile ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]

they just wanted us for the ~~sex~~ coastline.

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I have one like this

he hardly gains any weight

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