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a date with girl
Halts herto nice restaurant
49119 orders a shrimp cocktail and several drinks
check
waiter places the check in frint of me- not in frint of her. not in the middle ofthe table
of horror cames across the girls face
reach forthe check and place my credit card inside
49119 begins to tremble
Thears well up in her eyes
can tell she is paralyzed by fear at the oppression she is experiencing
chauvinistically place the check with the my credit card (on the table in frint of me, daring herto do something about it
power of my oppression ofthis wyman surges through my body as I lean back in my seat and stare directly at her
4999 is shaking with fright. the oppression strangling hermoine away
waiter returns to take the check away
is lost to her now
at begin to stand up and clap
Wwomen all overhue restaurant begin to shriek and cry
feel my erect penis lift the tablecloth in frint of me
ask my date, "Did yau enjoy yiur dinner?"
thank you". she says behind a mask dstears
lean forward. a devious. patriarchates smile spreading across my face
I tell hen ''It was my privilege."
this is what feminists actually believe
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Anonymous (ID: / tuq) (ll/ DWI 3( Wed) 05: Replies: 44449711992
spaying for your date
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#38 - Thenewguygunther (01/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>out on date
>get check
>hand it to girl
>expect her to graciously take it and thank me for not being a chauvinist
>i was wrong
#2 - comehonorfacetwice (01/09/2013) [+] (14 replies)
#66 - Iloldmypants (01/10/2013) [-]
Both this thread and the /pol/ thread that it originated from can be found at the chanarchive
User avatar #15 - nightmaren (01/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I don't get it
Am I retarded?
#16 to #15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/10/2013) [-]
MEN AND WOMEN ARE EQUAL. THE TERRIBLE, SEXIST MAN WAS OPPRESSING THE PROUD, JUSTIFIED FEMINIST BY PAYING FOR THE CHECK. MEN PAYING FOR THE CHECK IS A SEXIST CRIME
User avatar #29 - octobercircles (01/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4357398/Feminism/
this is the first time this has ever happened to me
#8 - vlauer (01/09/2013) [-]
All of my lulz.
All of my lulz.
#21 - erbwie (01/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
OC you copied from someone else who copied it from 4chan?

Seems legit.
#61 - ghosttrainhaze (01/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
MFW 4chan is Oc on Funnyjunk.

But srsly, I don't get this screenshot.
User avatar #64 to #61 - dashgamer (01/10/2013) [-]
Then you're as stupid as the feminists he's mocking.
#73 - zombiepipboy (01/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
posters username
posters username
#32 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (01/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Can someone please brief me on this "It was my privilege"?
User avatar #48 to #32 - rel (01/10/2013) [-]
Joke about feminists whining about "male privilege."
#22 - therealmattyj (01/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Is spelling it "check" and American thing or is everyone misspelling "cheque"?
#23 to #22 - keroberios (01/10/2013) [-]
I do believe the only ones who spell it Cheque are the frenchies and other lower class people of us Canadians.
Same with colour. ******* unnecessary letters make me rage.
#74 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/10/2013) [-]
>Fresh of the OC press
>Screenshots a /b/tards story

Choose one.
#82 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/10/2013) [-]
My ex used to pay for me because he had more money on me. They guy I'm dating now has less money, so I usually I pay.

Simple enough.
#80 - makethingsworse (01/10/2013) [-]
Speaking as a Jew, if she wants to pay I say let her!
Speaking as a Jew, if she wants to pay I say let her!
#65 - wrigcon (01/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
mfw my girlfriend payed for our lunch before i could and the guy at the counter even called me out on it
mfw my girlfriend payed for our lunch before i could and the guy at the counter even called me out on it
User avatar #59 - tehweave (01/10/2013) [-]
I can't stop laughing.
User avatar #20 - swimmingprodigy (01/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Ive been on 2 dates with a girl and she actually doesnt want me to pay ( she doesn't seem feminist or anything). The first time I actually did pay for her, then she tricked me into giving me my money back. Then the 2nd time, she asked me about 3 times if "im sure I want to"
User avatar #45 to #20 - thejerseyjenn (01/10/2013) [-]
that's an interesting tale. keep paying bitches love that **** , even if they say they don't
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