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Go on a date. Fresh off the OC Press More in comments. An onymous (ID: ) (/ 09/ 13( Wed) 05: 53: 01 Replies: 44449711499 44449711942 44449711949 44449712919 444

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a date with girl
Halts herto nice restaurant
49119 orders a shrimp cocktail and several drinks
check
waiter places the check in frint of me- not in frint of her. not in the middle ofthe table
of horror cames across the girls face
reach forthe check and place my credit card inside
49119 begins to tremble
Thears well up in her eyes
can tell she is paralyzed by fear at the oppression she is experiencing
chauvinistically place the check with the my credit card (on the table in frint of me, daring herto do something about it
power of my oppression ofthis wyman surges through my body as I lean back in my seat and stare directly at her
4999 is shaking with fright. the oppression strangling hermoine away
waiter returns to take the check away
is lost to her now
at begin to stand up and clap
Wwomen all overhue restaurant begin to shriek and cry
feel my erect penis lift the tablecloth in frint of me
ask my date, "Did yau enjoy yiur dinner?"
thank you". she says behind a mask dstears
lean forward. a devious. patriarchates smile spreading across my face
I tell hen ''It was my privilege."
this is what feminists actually believe
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Anonymous (ID: / tuq) (ll/ DWI 3( Wed) 05: Replies: 44449711992
spaying for your date
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#38 - Thenewguygunther (01/10/2013) [-]
>out on date
>get check
>hand it to girl
>expect her to graciously take it and thank me for not being a chauvinist
>i was wrong
User avatar #29 - octobercircles (01/10/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4357398/Feminism/
this is the first time this has ever happened to me
User avatar #50 to #29 - andiminius (01/10/2013) [-]
Okay content, but will thumb everything you have out of pity.
+3
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+3
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#8 - vlauer ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
All of my lulz.
All of my lulz.
#66 - Iloldmypants (01/10/2013) [-]
Both this thread and the /pol/ thread that it originated from can be found at the chanarchive
#52 to #2 - Major Mayhem (01/10/2013) [-]
I don't even know what the **** is going on
#14 to #2 - anon (01/09/2013) [-]
> take some soma

I understood that reference
User avatar #70 to #14 - georgeapg (01/10/2013) [-]
in /pol/and 1984, brave new world, and the turner diary's are required reading
User avatar #62 to #14 - artjunk ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
Care to enlighten a cripplingly-handicapped, utterly retarded individual?
#6 to #5 - comehonorfacetwice (01/09/2013) [-]
There are tons of these, shall I post link before 404?
#9 to #6 - stubber ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
Why please do share, if not 404 has already taken place.
#10 to #9 - comehonorfacetwice (01/09/2013) [-]
https : //boards . 4chan . org /b/res/449711286
#13 to #10 - timmyrustler ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
If the thread has 404'd, there's a bunch of them here. imgur.com/a/9bC4f
#60 to #3 - CommonJoo (01/10/2013) [-]
"grunt and beat their chest". oh lawl the imagery
#21 - erbwie (01/10/2013) [-]
OC you copied from someone else who copied it from 4chan?

Seems legit.
+1
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#27 to #19 - comehonorfacetwice (01/10/2013) [-]
Sorry I posted it two hours after. As you can see from my additional posts below and my link to the thread, I saw it and found it interesting.

See comments 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 10 on this post. erbwie this also goes to you. I was totally unaware of his posting. octobercircles sorry for taking the thumbs you deserved.
#42 to #27 - anon (01/10/2013) [-]
why'd you call it oc?
#43 to #42 - comehonorfacetwice (01/10/2013) [-]
Didn't see his post. I apologized on his profile and offered to take it down. He said it was fine. You can't really check every post before you post.
#73 - zombiepipboy ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
posters username
posters username
User avatar #75 to #73 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/10/2013) [-]
Username?
U wot m8?
#78 to #73 - makethingsworse (01/10/2013) [-]
The irony...it is palpable.
#82 - anon (01/10/2013) [-]
My ex used to pay for me because he had more money on me. They guy I'm dating now has less money, so I usually I pay.

Simple enough.
#80 - makethingsworse (01/10/2013) [-]
Speaking as a Jew, if she wants to pay I say let her!
Speaking as a Jew, if she wants to pay I say let her!
User avatar #59 - tehweave (01/10/2013) [-]
I can't stop laughing.
#74 - anon (01/10/2013) [-]
>Fresh of the OC press
>Screenshots a /b/tards story

Choose one.
#65 - wrigcon (01/10/2013) [-]
mfw my girlfriend payed for our lunch before i could and the guy at the counter even called me out on it
mfw my girlfriend payed for our lunch before i could and the guy at the counter even called me out on it
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#87 - Keoul (01/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #81 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/10/2013) [-]
At first I thought that because the guy paid for the date the woman would feel obligated to do anal, but then I read the comments and now I have a different view...
User avatar #55 - imnotironman ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
wait, i dont get it. someone explain plox.
#58 to #55 - anon (01/10/2013) [-]
Feminists bitching about men being chauv pigs, making fun of that concept with satire.
#86 - edwinke (01/10/2013) [-]
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#88 - anon (01/10/2013) [-]
copy **** from /b/ and call it OC, **** you OP, just **** you
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