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a date with girl
Halts herto nice restaurant
49119 orders a shrimp cocktail and several drinks
waiter places the check in frint of me- not in frint of her. not in the middle ofthe table
of horror cames across the girls face
reach forthe check and place my credit card inside
49119 begins to tremble
Thears well up in her eyes
can tell she is paralyzed by fear at the oppression she is experiencing
chauvinistically place the check with the my credit card (on the table in frint of me, daring herto do something about it
power of my oppression ofthis wyman surges through my body as I lean back in my seat and stare directly at her
4999 is shaking with fright. the oppression strangling hermoine away
waiter returns to take the check away
is lost to her now
at begin to stand up and clap
Wwomen all overhue restaurant begin to shriek and cry
feel my erect penis lift the tablecloth in frint of me
ask my date, "Did yau enjoy yiur dinner?"
thank you". she says behind a mask dstears
lean forward. a devious. patriarchates smile spreading across my face
I tell hen ''It was my privilege."
this is what feminists actually believe
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spaying for your date
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Submitted: 01/09/2013
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#88 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]
copy **** from /b/ and call it OC, **** you OP, just **** you
#87 - Keoul (01/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#86 - edwinke (01/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#82 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]
My ex used to pay for me because he had more money on me. They guy I'm dating now has less money, so I usually I pay.

Simple enough.
User avatar #81 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/10/2013) [-]
At first I thought that because the guy paid for the date the woman would feel obligated to do anal, but then I read the comments and now I have a different view...
#80 - makethingsworse (01/10/2013) [-]
Speaking as a Jew, if she wants to pay I say let her!
Speaking as a Jew, if she wants to pay I say let her!
#74 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]
>Fresh of the OC press
>Screenshots a /b/tards story

Choose one.
#73 - zombiepipboy (01/10/2013) [-]
posters username
posters username
#78 to #73 - makethingsworse (01/10/2013) [-]
The irony...it is palpable.
User avatar #75 to #73 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/10/2013) [-]
U wot m8?
#67 - bazda (01/10/2013) [-]
Damn, two new favorites in one night?!
#66 - Iloldmypants (01/10/2013) [-]
Both this thread and the /pol/ thread that it originated from can be found at the chanarchive
#65 - wrigcon (01/10/2013) [-]
mfw my girlfriend payed for our lunch before i could and the guy at the counter even called me out on it
mfw my girlfriend payed for our lunch before i could and the guy at the counter even called me out on it
#79 to #65 - makethingsworse has deleted their comment [-]
#61 - ghosttrainhaze (01/10/2013) [-]
MFW 4chan is Oc on Funnyjunk.

But srsly, I don't get this screenshot.
User avatar #64 to #61 - dashgamer (01/10/2013) [-]
Then you're as stupid as the feminists he's mocking.
#91 to #64 - ghosttrainhaze (01/10/2013) [-]
How is that mocking feminism? Are you implying every woman is now a feminist? I've never met a feminist that would be offended from a guy offering to pay, because hey, that's free ******* food. It's the radicals who want "equality" between the sexes, which means girls have more rights than guys. They're an insult to feminists everywhere, so how about you kindly go **** yourself with a fork.
User avatar #92 to #91 - dashgamer (01/10/2013) [-]
Did I say all feminists are stupid? No. Both my statement and this 4chan tale were both referring to the idiotic elitists that make claims like "men should die because they are all pigs" "god is like, obviously a woman." "women will inherit the earth" and that use their delusions to give them a sense of self-righteousness. The delusion that everything a man does oppresses a woman is what the story was making fun of, and what ghost there did not understand.
So how about you stop assuming I'm an elitist prick and let's get along like human beings should.
User avatar #59 - tehweave (01/10/2013) [-]
I can't stop laughing.
#57 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]
I just saw this yesterday :| the entire thread was pretty ****
User avatar #55 - imnotironman (01/10/2013) [-]
wait, i dont get it. someone explain plox.
#58 to #55 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]
Feminists bitching about men being chauv pigs, making fun of that concept with satire.
User avatar #53 - steamwhistler (01/10/2013) [-]
He's going to feel awfully shill when he goes to make a hot dog and runs out of Ketchup.
User avatar #39 - chadpbj (01/10/2013) [-]
Op's a fag. Make your own oc dickhole
#38 - Thenewguygunther (01/10/2013) [-]
>out on date
>get check
>hand it to girl
>expect her to graciously take it and thank me for not being a chauvinist
>i was wrong
#32 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (01/10/2013) [-]
Can someone please brief me on this "It was my privilege"?
#54 to #32 - kingpongthedon ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
It's a fancier way of saying "You're welcome".
User avatar #48 to #32 - rel (01/10/2013) [-]
Joke about feminists whining about "male privilege."
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