/b/ Final Wishes.... NOOOOOO!!!!.. >be my computer >everything is within 7 or more folder >each folder becomes more pseudo-technical than the last >all of them are themselves packed i
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#29 - Sebright (01/10/2013) [-]
I have a folder on my desktop called 'Not Porn' and it has 10 folders in it, named 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and 9. within each folder are another 10, each named the same thing, and so on and so on, 10 times.
At the end of the line, my porn's in one of those folders.
To sum up: I have a 10 digit code to get to my porn.

MFW People try to figure out what that folder contains
User avatar #115 to #29 - crazyhindu (01/17/2013) [-]
and here i am using a flash drive hidden in a lockbox, god im stupid
#52 to #29 - drroxxo (01/10/2013) [-]
So I just go into search inside of the original folder and search for nothing...all files show up and I scroll through until I reach what I want to find. That puzzle was too easy.
User avatar #66 to #29 - rakdinas (01/10/2013) [-]
not bad, i have what i call the vile vault. it consists out of 35 folders, 0-9 and a-z, and within each of those the same folders, 4 times. so have a 4 digit code that consists out of 1.6 million maps. took ages to copy and paste.
#89 to #29 - anon (01/10/2013) [-]
you made 10000000000 folders just to hide some porn? :S
User avatar #94 to #29 - skulldan (01/10/2013) [-]
right click, properties, check file size rinse and repeat
#85 to #29 - anon (01/10/2013) [-]
.name.extension on linux an bam! its gone... ctrl +h and bam! is there again!.... only use linux to view your files and youll be fine...
User avatar #44 to #29 - Marker ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
Damn, I just have mine in a folder with no name and an invisible icon.
#70 to #29 - makethingsworse (01/10/2013) [-]
...you see how that's a problem for you right?
...you see how that's a problem for you right?
User avatar #30 to #29 - mulciber (01/10/2013) [-]
1.) Place all porn in RAR archive.

2.) Use file splitting program to make two files out of it, that cannot open without eachother.

3.) Name them useless things, give them some sort of system icon.

4.) Know that no one will ever mess with them.
#74 to #30 - SomebodyGetTheDoor ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
Alternatively:

4.) Repeat steps 2 & 3 on file until satisfied.

5.) Laugh Diabolically.

6.) Cry.
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User avatar #36 to #29 - vishnarg (01/10/2013) [-]
>Put all folders viewable in list form on windows explorer
>See which folder has any bytes in them
>Get to porn.
#38 to #36 - Sebright (01/10/2013) [-]
You'd be surprised at how many people lack the technological know how to carry that out.
User avatar #42 to #36 - xjiicx (01/10/2013) [-]
Ha that's funny because All my folder's have ******** data on them, So bytes wold show up on all of them.
#22 - pasiusquotum (01/10/2013) [-]
>be my computer   
>everything is within 7 or more folder   
>each folder becomes more pseudo-technical than the last   
>all of them are themselves packed into one larger folder under music downloads   
   
Example:    
   
>Filename: :CC coding   
>>Filename: System http:/7Drive   
>>>Filename: impact-hardware Design Manuel   
>>>>Filename: b13char inputstring[81]   
>>>>>Filename: inputstring   
>>>>>>Filename: int dividen   
>>>>>>>Filename: staticcast<double>   
>>>>>>>>Filename: return ERRORCODE MANUEL NOTE FOUND   
>>>>>>>>>Filename: Robust Indonesian Ass Porn
>be my computer
>everything is within 7 or more folder
>each folder becomes more pseudo-technical than the last
>all of them are themselves packed into one larger folder under music downloads

Example:

>Filename: :CC coding
>>Filename: System http:/7Drive
>>>Filename: impact-hardware Design Manuel
>>>>Filename: b13char inputstring[81]
>>>>>Filename: input
string
>>>>>>Filename: int dividen
>>>>>>>Filename: staticcast<double>
>>>>>>>>Filename: return ERROR
CODE MANUEL NOTE FOUND
>>>>>>>>>Filename: Robust Indonesian Ass Porn
#63 to #22 - anon (01/10/2013) [-]
Pajamas.
#72 to #22 - makethingsworse (01/10/2013) [-]
&gt;mfw &quot;Robust Indonesian Ass Porn&quot;
>mfw "Robust Indonesian Ass Porn"
#75 to #22 - cdiggz (01/10/2013) [-]
>MANUEL
#49 to #22 - exrflarion (01/10/2013) [-]
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>Robust Indonesian Ass Porn
#31 to #22 - SgtBaha (01/10/2013) [-]
Specifically &quot;robust.&quot;   
mfw
Specifically "robust."
mfw
#41 - michaelsam (01/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#39 - whycanticaps (01/10/2013) [-]
The only true way to format your hard drive
The only true way to format your hard drive
User avatar #43 to #39 - Marker ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
And after all that, your hard drive, you, and the one person you never want it to fall into the hands of are the only ones left completely intact.
#7 - kingsombra (01/09/2013) [-]
MFW I'm about to die
#65 - anon (01/10/2013) [-]
Does no one understand the concept of it doesn't matter if your dead? you wont be able to care about what you did in life or what your family thinks about your internet history Because you will lack the ability to "care"
#69 to #65 - makethingsworse (01/10/2013) [-]
&gt;tfw
>tfw
#82 to #65 - tcbreakdown (01/10/2013) [-]
The idea is that people will remember you differently if they know you're into weird and/or gross **** .
User avatar #116 to #82 - crazyhindu (01/17/2013) [-]
what would i matter? you cant do anything about it i mean you're kinda dead
#8 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
how i clear my history
how i clear my history
#2 - powerlevel (01/09/2013) [-]
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#93 to #2 - virtigo (01/10/2013) [-]
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#25 to #2 - anon (01/10/2013) [-]
You might have gotten 4chan and /b/ mixed up
User avatar #47 to #25 - ilovehitler (01/10/2013) [-]
There are plenty of boards that lack logic.
#4 to #2 - trevorsta (01/09/2013) [-]
Take this
#55 to #4 - ddemiddon (01/10/2013) [-]
Found this on a thread the other day.


enlarge it
#81 - emberknight (01/10/2013) [-]
&gt; Be 17  forget to lock computer   
&gt; trolling room mate and friends decide to go through history   
&gt; Forgot to use incognito mode last night   
&gt; Take screen shots and email themselves   
&gt; Look at me seriously weird when i come into room   
&gt; Blackmail me throughout my college life
> Be 17 forget to lock computer
> trolling room mate and friends decide to go through history
> Forgot to use incognito mode last night
> Take screen shots and email themselves
> Look at me seriously weird when i come into room
> Blackmail me throughout my college life
User avatar #54 - cyberdemon (01/10/2013) [-]
I told my friends to just smash my laptop and burn it if i die
#84 - xtnega (01/10/2013) [-]
>Folder hidden under desktop gadget, with no icon or name (just alt+255)
>Inside is some information that people think is sensitive, but isn't in the slightest. (EXIF readers, Password crackers, locked archives with random stuff to make it look full, etc..).
>Another no-name, no icon folder at the very bottom of previous folder, leads to a .log file with some pseudo-errors I made by copy-pasting bits from an mp3 file after renaming it a .txt, and another invisible folder.
>Invisible folder leads to a locked, password protected .rar with a 35 digit password.

Sadly the only person in the house that can actually use the computer at all, in the entire house, only knows how to get their emails from it. Sigh.
User avatar #88 to #84 - zombiepipboy (01/10/2013) [-]
...redtube
#90 to #84 - desacabose ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
You have a lot of child porn don't you
User avatar #95 - yetaxaa (01/10/2013) [-]
I have my porn in a folder entitled 'porn'
but nobody goes on my laptop
EVER
#79 - Cipher (01/10/2013) [-]
i dun get it
#80 to #79 - Cipher (01/10/2013) [-]
also everything is in an invisible folder on the right side of the screen
User avatar #5 - drunkjedifromanime (01/09/2013) [-]
Anime name is Ixion Saga DT
User avatar #6 to #5 - trevorsta (01/09/2013) [-]
Is it any good?
User avatar #12 to #6 - lawuser (01/09/2013) [-]
I don't think so, but ask anybody who likes it and they will tell you otherwise.
My experiences were the following:
-Repeated use of how this one guy lost his balls
No, seriously, they always, always find some way to joke about this in every episode. It stops being funny after a certain point.
-Mediocre art and animation for its time
-Episodic plot where nothing really gets done, not even in the episodes themselves like how they learn something new etc etc.
User avatar #13 to #12 - theaddviser (01/09/2013) [-]
isnt that the same for everything really?
User avatar #15 to #13 - lawuser (01/09/2013) [-]
I find that "everything" at least has variety in its humor.
User avatar #16 to #15 - theaddviser (01/09/2013) [-]
well yea i understand that a joke can get old. but if thats what people like. i dont know a lot of who love reading but i enjoy it. its the same thing really.
#9 to #6 - anon (01/09/2013) [-]
It's not bad but don't expect anything great, It have it's moments but not many, and almost no action
#1 - erdinism (01/09/2013) [-]
He has some things to do.
He has some things to do.
User avatar #3 - trevorsta (01/09/2013) [-]
I wouldn't format my Drives... I would destroy it in several ways so that nothing will remain... No one must know!!!
User avatar #20 to #3 - clitersaurus ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
Yeah with actually destroying them there will ALWAYS be shadow files that can be recovered by those able to.
User avatar #23 to #20 - savirleo (01/10/2013) [-]
magnets, microwaves, sledgehammers, satanic rituals
User avatar #46 to #23 - ilovehitler (01/10/2013) [-]
Explosives
#11 - royrogersmcfreely (01/09/2013) [-]
how i clear my history
how i clear my history
User avatar #105 - weirdoo ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
Or if you are really paranoid, buy a magnet
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