Scientists :/. Rustling everyone's Jimmies. ti) Sad. Cry, Scared. Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla m Will Die Someday In Tulane University researchers say
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

Scientists :/

Rustling everyone's ******* Jimmies

ti) Sad. Cry, Scared.
Scientists Successfully Teach
Gorilla m Will Die Someday In
Tulane University researchers say ) is
new able he experience the crippling fear cf
impending death '' envy accessible ital
humans.
e; Let
yeu“ re able he with cur closest cousin and you tell it that cine
day its going he die
well done scientists
well done
...
+2867
Views: 65252
Favorited: 256
Submitted: 01/09/2013
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to expert E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Comments(264):

[ 264 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #9 - mattdoggy (01/09/2013) [+] (28 replies)
Gorillas actual have an acceptance and understanding of death
When Koko the gorilla's kitty, All Ball, was hit and killed on a logging road, Koko's handlers went in and told Koko about her kitty. She pretended she didn't hear them at first, acting like there was nobody there. When they repeated it to her, she signed the words cry, frown, tear, sad. That night Koko was heard crying a loud mournful cry. She was heard crying like that for weeks. When asked about what did she think about death, she said forever, sleep, hole in ground, and things like that. When Koko's gorilla friend Micheal died Koko was equally distraught. She would frantically search for her friend. She also asked to have a light left on at night and didn't enjoy the dark. She also asked for caregivers to stay with her and would cry with them. She kept asking to have him back, and was even seen attempting to learn CPR which she saw used on Mike. When they explained months later again that mike wasn't coming back she signed, sad no, and went to mikes room to cry and play with his things. The most beautiful thing was Penny, another gorilla, signed called koko "angel" and went on to say "angel in this room" which was mikes room they were in. Koko signed "imagine". Penny attempted to console Koko about death. She still keeps Mike's blankets and smells them, spending a lot of time in his room. When Koko's birthday was celebrated she didn't dance or cheer or have the same appetite as before. Koko's never been the same since All Ball's and Michael's death
#3 - highclassbean (01/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
but what would happen if scientists taught the gorilla religion and that in faith there is life after death, but the gorilla rejects all human religions and sets out to create his own for his kind, then becoming the one true lord and savior of all Primates. and through a sacrifice of a human to him shall the inherit the afterlife he promises them thus starting the greatest bible fight since the crusades.
#52 - zeecan (01/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Im pretty sure that gorrila is coco when it learned that its pet kitty died
#109 - snakefire (01/09/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Now I want to teach a gorilla of heaven and god and see how it reacts.
#114 to #109 - sixth (01/09/2013) [-]
It'd probably overreact and write a book about it.
#197 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
GORILLAS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!
they can hear and see what your visually thinking

the reason alot of gorillas have completely expressionless faces, only associate with gorillas and dont associate with non gorillas very much is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read read minds, if all over a billion gorillas were to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non gorillas , associate with non gorillas much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then alot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they dont like or find astonishing or funny, and if they were all to associate with non gorillas alot more there would be alot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those other people think things they dont like, so they only associate with gorillas so there wont be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place
every single asian on the planet is hiding their mind reading abilities, they value hiding their mind reading abilities more then their own lives!
thats why nobody knows about it!
try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around gorillas , and try looking for gorillas who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they dont like, find funny or astonishing
i know this sounds crazy, impossible, and completely unbelievable, BUT IT ISNT CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE, you have to spread the message! the world has to know about this!!
#255 - anonmynous (01/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This is an Onion headline. So credit should really be going to America's finest news source.

Obama: "Help us to destroy Jesus and start a new age of liberal darkness!"
#294 - moustachefingers (01/10/2013) [-]
Now teach it about paying taxes, and it will practically be a human being.
Now teach it about paying taxes, and it will practically be a human being.
User avatar #278 - advicedude (01/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This is sad for the gorilla I know but for science it is great! Primates being able to think in the future?! Even sign language still astounds me. Animal psychology is so interesting especially since their brains aren't as developed, nor do they have the entire amount of parts of the brain as we do, so when seeing this, Ah.. I'll stop
#235 - Sinless (01/10/2013) [-]
We all die
We all die
#120 - crazyolitis (01/09/2013) [-]
We all die some day...
We all die some day...
#139 - memetastic (01/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
gorillas fw
User avatar #125 - algharb (01/09/2013) [-]
And now it cooks meth.
#36 - ascendedwings (01/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#161 - englman (01/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I wonder if we could teach the gorilla to believe in Heaven to make it happy again?
I wonder if we could teach the gorilla to believe in Heaven to make it happy again?
#174 - makethingsworse (01/09/2013) [-]
The picture of the Gorilla is actually from it finding out it's best friend, a cat, died. She signed that she was sad because she would never get to see her friend again. I gots feels just typing this. My cat died a month ago. She was my best friend too, Ms. Gorilla. I miss her very much.

>wallpaper for all you cat lovers
#219 - fadetometallica (01/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm really glad other people called 						********					 on this.   
Seriously   
You have a massive 						*******					 gorilla with the strength of four hundred retards   
And you teach it that it's gonna die   
Now you have a depressed, possibly pissed off, unpredictable massive gorilla with the strength of four hundred retards   
Oh 						****					 						******					 what are you doing
I'm really glad other people called ******** on this.
Seriously
You have a massive ******* gorilla with the strength of four hundred retards
And you teach it that it's gonna die
Now you have a depressed, possibly pissed off, unpredictable massive gorilla with the strength of four hundred retards
Oh **** ****** what are you doing
[ 264 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)