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Scientists :/. Rustling everyone's Jimmies. ti) Sad. Cry, Scared. Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla m Will Die Someday In Tulane University researchers say

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User avatar #9 - mattdoggy (01/09/2013) [-]
Gorillas actual have an acceptance and understanding of death
When Koko the gorilla's kitty, All Ball, was hit and killed on a logging road, Koko's handlers went in and told Koko about her kitty. She pretended she didn't hear them at first, acting like there was nobody there. When they repeated it to her, she signed the words cry, frown, tear, sad. That night Koko was heard crying a loud mournful cry. She was heard crying like that for weeks. When asked about what did she think about death, she said forever, sleep, hole in ground, and things like that. When Koko's gorilla friend Micheal died Koko was equally distraught. She would frantically search for her friend. She also asked to have a light left on at night and didn't enjoy the dark. She also asked for caregivers to stay with her and would cry with them. She kept asking to have him back, and was even seen attempting to learn CPR which she saw used on Mike. When they explained months later again that mike wasn't coming back she signed, sad no, and went to mikes room to cry and play with his things. The most beautiful thing was Penny, another gorilla, signed called koko "angel" and went on to say "angel in this room" which was mikes room they were in. Koko signed "imagine". Penny attempted to console Koko about death. She still keeps Mike's blankets and smells them, spending a lot of time in his room. When Koko's birthday was celebrated she didn't dance or cheer or have the same appetite as before. Koko's never been the same since All Ball's and Michael's death
#284 to #9 - bmacattack (01/10/2013) [-]
I WAS JUST GETTING PAST THE FEELS OF THAT ZELDA POST YOU COCK-MONGERER
User avatar #14 to #9 - starswirl (01/09/2013) [-]
Just about to say that.

Knew i saw that picture before...

and i knew it was about a kitty
#228 to #9 - rhetoricalfunny (01/10/2013) [-]
Forever, sleep, hole in ground.   
   
Forever is a long time... isn't it
Forever, sleep, hole in ground.

Forever is a long time... isn't it
User avatar #281 to #228 - supermandan (01/10/2013) [-]
To live and die on this day.
To live and die on this day.
User avatar #241 to #228 - smercenary (01/10/2013) [-]
I did not like the ending, but that movie was pretty cool
#290 to #9 - jellybaby (01/10/2013) [-]
That's adorable.
That's adorable.
#304 to #9 - bdawg (01/10/2013) [-]
I feel like hugging a Gorilla and never letting go.
I feel like hugging a Gorilla and never letting go.
User avatar #288 to #9 - troflmao (01/10/2013) [-]
I dont know about you guys, but this gave me a boner
#229 to #9 - firecrotchq (01/10/2013) [-]
One like=one respect
One favorite=1,000 respects
#34 to #9 - John Cena (01/09/2013) [-]
How does a gorilla understand the concept of burying someone when they died? It confuses me that Koko signed 'hole in the ground'.. That's a human ritual, not something that is implented with animals
User avatar #35 to #34 - sniperfumbles (01/09/2013) [-]
Actually, other animals, such as elephants, have been known to consecrate the bodies of dead herd or family members.
#10 to #9 - expert (01/09/2013) [-]
That made me feel bro. The emotions which your paragraph has just awakened within me, are currently molesting my very soul. -.-
#282 to #9 - GangstaNun (01/10/2013) [-]
Well, I was gonna go jerk off right before I read this, but looks like that's not happening now
User avatar #116 to #9 - RaptorJesus (01/09/2013) [-]
I wanna hear the story about how that cat got its name... "all ball"? Like... If I was a cat that hungout with a gorilla, i'd have to be all balls too...
User avatar #142 to #116 - mattdoggy (01/09/2013) [-]
When Koko was picking out kittens there was one without a tail curled up. Koko thought it was a ball of fur at first. When she saw it was a kitty she smiled and picked it, naming it All Ball
#180 to #9 - iliketires (01/09/2013) [-]
Why would you do this to me.
Why would you do this to me.
User avatar #95 to #9 - takelh (01/09/2013) [-]
i never thought i could get a feel from a gorilla
User avatar #300 to #9 - alltimetens ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
That... that ******* got me.
#90 to #9 - John Cena (01/09/2013) [-]
That was one of the most beautiful things I've ever read.
#272 to #9 - lamarisagoodname (01/10/2013) [-]
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FEELS ON FUNNYJUNK TODAY
#17 to #9 - lewersss (01/09/2013) [-]
MAKE IT STOP
MAKE IT STOP
#52 - zeecan (01/09/2013) [-]
Im pretty sure that gorrila is coco when it learned that its pet kitty died
User avatar #163 to #52 - drunkasaurus (01/09/2013) [-]
gorilla is coco
no
#294 - moustachefingers (01/10/2013) [-]
Now teach it about paying taxes, and it will practically be a human being.
Now teach it about paying taxes, and it will practically be a human being.
User avatar #278 - advicedude (01/10/2013) [-]
This is sad for the gorilla I know but for science it is great! Primates being able to think in the future?! Even sign language still astounds me. Animal psychology is so interesting especially since their brains aren't as developed, nor do they have the entire amount of parts of the brain as we do, so when seeing this, Ah.. I'll stop
User avatar #287 to #278 - Trigonous (01/10/2013) [-]
Except this is totally an Onion article, it didn't really happen.
#235 - Sinless (01/10/2013) [-]
We all die
We all die
#3 - highclassbean (01/09/2013) [-]
but what would happen if scientists taught the gorilla religion and that in faith there is life after death, but the gorilla rejects all human religions and sets out to create his own for his kind, then becoming the one true lord and savior of all Primates. and through a sacrifice of a human to him shall the inherit the afterlife he promises them thus starting the greatest bible fight since the crusades.
User avatar #160 to #3 - generaljackass (01/09/2013) [-]
Crusade of the Apes (make this movie I will watch)
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#4 to #3 - expert (01/09/2013) [-]
That would be flipping brilliant....minus the whole getting murdered by Gorillas thing.
#96 to #4 - John Cena (01/09/2013) [-]
what?! are you kidding me!? thats like the best part
#120 - crazyolitis (01/09/2013) [-]
We all die some day...
We all die some day...
#139 - memetastic (01/09/2013) [-]
gorillas fw
#141 to #139 - beefking (01/09/2013) [-]
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#146 to #141 - memetastic (01/09/2013) [-]
here you are good sir
here you are good sir
User avatar #125 - algharb (01/09/2013) [-]
And now it cooks meth.
User avatar #162 to #36 - generaljackass (01/09/2013) [-]
What in the murder scene is going on in the background?
#155 - captainwow ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
#255 - anonmynous (01/10/2013) [-]
This is an Onion headline. So credit should really be going to America's finest news source.

Obama: "Help us to destroy Jesus and start a new age of liberal darkness!"
#266 to #255 - anonmynous (01/10/2013) [-]
One of my favorites:

Alan Rickman end pizza delivery order with an ominous, "...so be it."
#260 to #255 - anonmynous (01/10/2013) [-]
Munchstrosity created in Frito-Layboratory
#109 - snakefire (01/09/2013) [-]
Now I want to teach a gorilla of heaven and god and see how it reacts.
User avatar #274 to #109 - hektoroftroy (01/10/2013) [-]
teach it about religion so it can start most major wars in history
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#114 to #109 - sixth (01/09/2013) [-]
It'd probably overreact and write a book about it.
#118 to #114 - snakefire (01/09/2013) [-]
What if it makes the Gorilla happy and gives it hope
What if it makes the Gorilla happy and gives it hope
#122 to #118 - John Cena (01/09/2013) [-]
Gives him hope about what?
User avatar #127 to #122 - snakefire (01/09/2013) [-]
That there is more after death than simple nothingness

that there is a divine justice system
#193 - awesomenessdefined (01/09/2013) [-]
This is from the Onion.
#60 - kneehumper ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
What a dick move
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