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we me
we 16
yhave 8110
knever wants to have sex
efil months later
teem ***** this cocksucker at a party
bl rage
hard
Tthink leng and hard Mwi get revenge
she has idea i know)
acne night have her ever for Clevie
start making out, things get steamy
excuse me EHO, i need poop
we in bathromm
and jizz en fingers
we back to cetch
wick up where we started
hi break up with her week later
months later, shes wage as ****
thinks its his kid
years later and they are married and are raising my offspring
...
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Submitted: 01/08/2013
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#4 - devilmay (01/08/2013) [+] (15 replies)
OP could get 						****					 really ugly, he'll have to wait til' the kid is 18 ( avoiding child support and 						****					 ) then he tells his ex that the kid is his, she's not gonna believe him, but he'll shove the middle finger of science in her butt hole and does a DNA test, Everyone is gonna have a broken heart, families will fall apart..
OP could get **** really ugly, he'll have to wait til' the kid is 18 ( avoiding child support and **** ) then he tells his ex that the kid is his, she's not gonna believe him, but he'll shove the middle finger of science in her butt hole and does a DNA test, Everyone is gonna have a broken heart, families will fall apart..
#54 - fhqwghads (01/09/2013) [-]
"Excuse me 8/10 I need to poop"
#19 - lucidria (01/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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"She's Prego as **** "
#60 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/09/2013) [+] (13 replies)
You guys need to seriously be on guard. You don't know the things you're risking when you get involved with a woman. Don't ever give someone everything, because when you lose them you have nothing. I watched my best friend make a girl his entire life, and I knew she was going to destroy him from the start.

This is coming from a femanon. I know because I live amongst them. They literally plan things out. I have to sit around and listen to girls talk about how they'll manipulate their boyfriends and how they plan to leave them once they get something they want (i.e. money, certain amount of time, a different guy). And the poor suckers, averagely intelligent guys, have no idea.

Self-worth can be our downfall, if you put someone else over yourself you're practically stumbling into a tragedy.
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#110 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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You passed your genes to the next generation without the responsibility of having a child. I call this win.
#2 - happygrowman (01/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#118 - kontraband (01/09/2013) [-]
YFW they do a paternity test
User avatar #95 - arsenalslo (01/09/2013) [-]
And when he becomes a famous basketball player you demand a DNA test , sue her for not telling you he was your son = profit
#134 - sparkieemae (01/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
haha creating a kid for revenge.   
classic.
haha creating a kid for revenge.
classic.
User avatar #88 - samnoname (01/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
wait, do people think this actually happened?
#92 to #88 - pasiusquotum (01/09/2013) [-]
believe.
#167 - xxscopemanxx (01/09/2013) [-]
...or just kill the bitch for cheating.
User avatar #213 - srskate (01/09/2013) [-]
Lets review some facts

1. Gets invitied to parties >Popular
2. Able to sleep with an 8/10 >Charismatic
3. Marries the mother of his child >Responsible.

Joke's on OP, she moved up.
#157 - lastkingofx (01/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Sperm dies once exposed to air.
User avatar #166 to #157 - techketzer (01/09/2013) [-]
Within the span of a few hours, yes.

Honestly, no one has to be a major in cellular biology, but the **** I read here frightens me. Is that how stupid the average FJ-fag is?
#71 - whatabloodbrush (01/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
> Fap and Jizz
> rub it in
> go back to couch

ehm...... what about the rub it in part? did i miss something?
#99 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So... they go off and live a happy life and you're sitting in your basement whining on /b/


Yea, I think things turned out ok.
#185 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/09/2013) [-]
I'm feel so conflicted...
You impregnate a chick; she raises your child with other dude, he gets to be the father of your kid and... your plan worked?
You did not think this through.
User avatar #161 - demandsgayversion (01/09/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Fake as **** , you can't just rub jizz in like ******* lotion and then get someone pregnant. This is ******** .
#47 - madmaninside (01/09/2013) [+] (17 replies)
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**** women. I was with my wife for 8 years (married for 4) had 4 children, own company, making lots of money for family, working 18 hour days. She ***** off with someone contracted to work for my company, sells it for 3% of it's worth, steals all the money, left me jobless and soon to be homeless and still blames it all on me. ******* WOMEN (only some, some are very nice). **** it have a leprechaun for some luck.
User avatar #48 to #47 - spudge (01/09/2013) [-]
If that's true, and you don't go on a massacre, there's something wrong with you...
User avatar #104 - daringdestiny (01/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
what if it actually was his kid
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