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we me
we 16
yhave 8110
knever wants to have sex
efil months later
teem ***** this cocksucker at a party
bl rage
hard
Tthink leng and hard Mwi get revenge
she has idea i know)
acne night have her ever for Clevie
start making out, things get steamy
excuse me EHO, i need poop
we in bathromm
and jizz en fingers
we back to cetch
wick up where we started
hi break up with her week later
months later, shes wage as ****
thinks its his kid
years later and they are married and are raising my offspring
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Submitted: 01/08/2013
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#4 - devilmay (01/08/2013) [+] (15 replies)
OP could get 			****		 really ugly, he'll have to wait til' the kid is 18 ( avoiding child support and 			****		 ) then he tells his ex that the kid is his, she's not gonna believe him, but he'll shove the middle finger of science in her butt hole and does a DNA test, Everyone is gonna have a broken heart, families will fall apart..
OP could get **** really ugly, he'll have to wait til' the kid is 18 ( avoiding child support and **** ) then he tells his ex that the kid is his, she's not gonna believe him, but he'll shove the middle finger of science in her butt hole and does a DNA test, Everyone is gonna have a broken heart, families will fall apart..
#54 - fhqwghads (01/09/2013) [-]
"Excuse me 8/10 I need to poop"
#19 - lucidria (01/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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"She's Prego as **** "
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#110 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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You passed your genes to the next generation without the responsibility of having a child. I call this win.
#2 - happygrowman (01/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#118 - kontraband (01/09/2013) [-]
YFW they do a paternity test
User avatar #95 - arsenalslo (01/09/2013) [-]
And when he becomes a famous basketball player you demand a DNA test , sue her for not telling you he was your son = profit
#134 - sparkieemae (01/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
haha creating a kid for revenge.   
classic.
haha creating a kid for revenge.
classic.
User avatar #88 - samnoname (01/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
wait, do people think this actually happened?
#92 to #88 - pasiusquotum (01/09/2013) [-]
believe.
#167 - xxscopemanxx (01/09/2013) [-]
...or just kill the bitch for cheating.
User avatar #213 - srskate (01/09/2013) [-]
Lets review some facts

1. Gets invitied to parties >Popular
2. Able to sleep with an 8/10 >Charismatic
3. Marries the mother of his child >Responsible.

Joke's on OP, she moved up.
#157 - lastkingofx (01/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Sperm dies once exposed to air.
User avatar #166 to #157 - techketzer (01/09/2013) [-]
Within the span of a few hours, yes.

Honestly, no one has to be a major in cellular biology, but the **** I read here frightens me. Is that how stupid the average FJ-fag is?
#71 - whatabloodbrush (01/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
> Fap and Jizz
> rub it in
> go back to couch

ehm...... what about the rub it in part? did i miss something?
User avatar #161 - demandsgayversion (01/09/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Fake as **** , you can't just rub jizz in like ******* lotion and then get someone pregnant. This is ******** .
#47 - madmaninside (01/09/2013) [+] (17 replies)
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**** women. I was with my wife for 8 years (married for 4) had 4 children, own company, making lots of money for family, working 18 hour days. She ***** off with someone contracted to work for my company, sells it for 3% of it's worth, steals all the money, left me jobless and soon to be homeless and still blames it all on me. ******* WOMEN (only some, some are very nice). **** it have a leprechaun for some luck.
User avatar #48 to #47 - spudge (01/09/2013) [-]
If that's true, and you don't go on a massacre, there's something wrong with you...
User avatar #104 - daringdestiny (01/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
what if it actually was his kid
#132 - grocer (01/09/2013) [-]
You find out its actually the dudes kid as he didn't use protection.
#148 - beerterror (01/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
This is what happened with men's ethos throughout the XX century... What the **** ? I mean - you could ******* slap her, dump her immediately, but probably ruining her life because she treated you unfair at 16 years old? ******************* .
inb4 get lost moralfag
#143 - midnightsilenced (01/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#145 to #143 - jayblue (01/09/2013) [-]
Here you go.
Here you go.
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