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4fuckr

we me
we 16
yhave 8110
knever wants to have sex
efil months later
teem ***** this cocksucker at a party
bl rage
hard
Tthink leng and hard Mwi get revenge
she has idea i know)
acne night have her ever for Clevie
start making out, things get steamy
excuse me EHO, i need poop
we in bathromm
and jizz en fingers
we back to cetch
wick up where we started
hi break up with her week later
months later, shes wage as ****
thinks its his kid
years later and they are married and are raising my offspring
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#54 - fhqwghads (01/09/2013) [-]
"Excuse me 8/10 I need to poop"
#19 - lucidria (01/09/2013) [-]
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"She's Prego as **** "
#4 - devilmay ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
OP could get 			****		 really ugly, he'll have to wait til' the kid is 18 ( avoiding child support and 			****		 ) then he tells his ex that the kid is his, she's not gonna believe him, but he'll shove the middle finger of science in her butt hole and does a DNA test, Everyone is gonna have a broken heart, families will fall apart..
OP could get **** really ugly, he'll have to wait til' the kid is 18 ( avoiding child support and **** ) then he tells his ex that the kid is his, she's not gonna believe him, but he'll shove the middle finger of science in her butt hole and does a DNA test, Everyone is gonna have a broken heart, families will fall apart..
User avatar #139 to #4 - dsgbiohazard (01/09/2013) [-]
Plus, when the time actually comes, the child will instantly side with the biological dad considering the mother is a stupid slut.
#155 to #4 - ushuaia (01/09/2013) [-]
First, i know i cant be the only one, but talking in the name of the fj community over 18+

1_ This clearly never happened
2_ IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO GET YOUR GF PREGNANT THAT WAY, THE SEMEN STOP WORKING AFTER 1 SECOND OF BEING EXPOSED TO AIR
#8 to #4 - anon (01/09/2013) [-]
Even after the kid is 18 you can be sued for back child support, so if he tells her he could be ****** and owe thousands.
User avatar #11 to #8 - myrtille (01/09/2013) [-]
I think that's only if you had a government issued plan and the slacker didn't pay. Otherwise, I'm pretty sure the court's like "Shouldn't have been a stupid **** ."
That's how it worked for my boyfriend's dad anyway.
User avatar #18 to #11 - jjamesgordon (01/09/2013) [-]
No, he'd have to pay either back-pay, or for the child's college/whatever the **** the kid wanted. My professor/mentor discovered he had an eighteen year old son that he never knew about, and the court ordered him to pay for the kid's schooling, books, and housing until he graduated. The government cracks down hard on men. On the other hand, my mom hasn't paid a dime of my child support since I was 3 (now 21), totaling up to over $100K she owes me, and the court would never do anything.

TL;DR - It sucks to be a guy and have a kid out of wedlock.
User avatar #152 to #18 - myrtille (01/09/2013) [-]
What country are you from?
User avatar #210 to #152 - jjamesgordon (01/09/2013) [-]
Good ol' USA. It's ridiculous. The system here is so flawed. Our "anti-sexism" legislation, meant to prevent discrimination, instead just discriminates against males, rather than females.

Same way with the justice system. Domestic abuse cases against men are almost always won by women, but when it's a case against a woman, the judge will often drop the charges, even if it's a repeated offense.

Point in case: My father was in a DIFFERENT STATE than my mother at the time, mind you. My mom wanted money (for drugs most likely) and my dad refused, so she called the cops and told them that he had assaulted her. Nevermind that he was in a different state at the time. So, when he got back to SC, he was arrested.

My mom, on the other hand, has randomly shown up at least four times throughout my life and attacked my dad, but the case always gets dropped.
User avatar #219 to #210 - myrtille (01/09/2013) [-]
Yep, any time I bring it up to my mom or something she always defends women saying they always have it harder
I'm a woman and I actually see that being an arrogant, ignorant **** is what makes people lose respect for us as females.
I'm sorry that happened. Women really do get off way too easy here. No one cares about single fathers who have to deal with abuse. Apparently they just have to suck it up while the government holds single mothers' hands.
My mom says she was a single mother, but my dad was there for me completely up until I was about 16, then he lost his job and was unable to pay child support anymore, and she's suing for the money even though he works at walmart and lives with his parents now. She apparently has the tougher situation, though, according to her.
I'm sorry, if your child stays with their father half the time and you get large child support checks in the mail every month from a supportive father, you aren't a single mother...you're just a divorced mother. it's just logic. -.-
User avatar #220 to #219 - jjamesgordon (01/09/2013) [-]
I'm sorry to hear about your situation as well. That's a ****** situation to be stuck in the middle of. My mom tries to claim that she doesn't have the money to pay my child support, or even just help out with gas when I need to get back to campus from coming home, but she has the money to blow on cartons of cigarettes and more weed than anyone I know other than her could smoke. Your dad sounds like he at least tried, though. Appreciate what you have in both of them, though. I try to appreciate both of my parents, because I've watched both of them lose theirs, and even with my mom being a terrible person, I would hate to have her die.
User avatar #223 to #220 - myrtille (01/09/2013) [-]
My dad really doesn't have the money. Lately he's been saving up money to just give to me though, to try to make it up. He basically tries to give me anything extra he makes. It makes me feel bad since he has basically nothing and has no control over his life. It seems to make him feel better to give me something though, because he used to be able to spend money on me. He had a pretty decent job before but it just went down the drain. He's a huge sweetheart and I love him to death. My mom's a great mom too, she's just very, very ignorant sometimes and it makes me mad. She figures that if she doesn't know about it then it doesn't matter, going by the logic of "If I don't hear of it then it isn't important enough to know."
I dunno. I haven't been in school for a year but I still make myself learn things. It seems like she's just given up trying to understand the world. Like it doesn't matter anymore or something. Like there's a point where you know enough to just stop searching for knowledge. Drives me nuts.
My dad's the type of person who still loves to learn things, and I think that's why I connect with him better. I just feel so bad for him, because he works so hard, but my mom can be so mean, and she won't even attempt to understand or empathize with him. She's been a nurse for about a decade now and I think she forgot what it's like to be out of decent work and really not having any control over what happens to you. He's at the mercy of his family right now (they're kinda ******* nuts, especially my grandma) and he basically isn't allowed to have an opinion over there. I just wish she'd at least wait until he has a good job. He's not paying because he literally doesn't have the money. She seems to think it's just because he doesn't want to.
#37 to #18 - anon (01/09/2013) [-]
Your mom doesn't owe you **** .
User avatar #214 to #18 - jajathezombie (01/09/2013) [-]
My dad never payed a dime of child support because he was in and out of rehab/jail my whole childhood. And he still doesn't have to pay anything.
User avatar #215 to #214 - jjamesgordon (01/09/2013) [-]
I know that feel, bro. My mom was never in jail or rehab, which is what pisses me off. The system just kept letting her get by, while my dad and I slipped deeper into debt that we're just now climbing out of.
User avatar #17 to #4 - zerokiller (01/09/2013) [-]
What if it wasn't his kid and it actually was the cocksucker's?
#156 to #17 - ushuaia (01/09/2013) [-]
because it's impossible to get a women pregnant that way, semen stop working
#2 - happygrowman (01/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 to #2 - kingarturi (01/08/2013) [-]
i'd want to be 4chan in this instance ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
#134 - sparkieemae ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
haha creating a kid for revenge.   
classic.
haha creating a kid for revenge.
classic.
#118 - kontraband (01/09/2013) [-]
YFW they do a paternity test
#71 - whatabloodbrush (01/09/2013) [-]
> Fap and Jizz
> rub it in
> go back to couch

ehm...... what about the rub it in part? did i miss something?
User avatar #108 to #71 - SaucyBoy (01/09/2013) [-]
Like Purell.
#185 - anon (01/09/2013) [-]
I'm feel so conflicted...
You impregnate a chick; she raises your child with other dude, he gets to be the father of your kid and... your plan worked?
You did not think this through.
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#116 to #114 - anon (01/09/2013) [-]
If its being raised by someone who cares, why is it?
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User avatar #135 to #117 - redneckonlsd (01/09/2013) [-]
Although you are right to a certain extent I believe that the newly wed couple had good reason to do so and presumably a great drive to take responsibility.
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User avatar #137 to #136 - redneckonlsd (01/09/2013) [-]
How I see it it's either that, like you said ; or he may want to take responsibility himself at another point in time.
#110 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
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You passed your genes to the next generation without the responsibility of having a child. I call this win.
#127 to #110 - anon (01/09/2013) [-]
the kid would have to adapt the dads last name.Then the genes are meaningless
User avatar #95 - arsenalslo (01/09/2013) [-]
And when he becomes a famous basketball player you demand a DNA test , sue her for not telling you he was your son = profit
#132 - grocer (01/09/2013) [-]
You find out its actually the dudes kid as he didn't use protection.
User avatar #213 - srskate (01/09/2013) [-]
Lets review some facts

1. Gets invitied to parties >Popular
2. Able to sleep with an 8/10 >Charismatic
3. Marries the mother of his child >Responsible.

Joke's on OP, she moved up.
#111 - bigmitchninetyfive (01/09/2013) [-]
**bigmitchninetyfive rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at I hate my job ** what i would have done
#6 - subsonik (01/09/2013) [-]
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#53 - grimmwaters (01/09/2013) [-]
7 months later, she's pastasauce as ****
#167 - xxscopemanxx (01/09/2013) [-]
...or just kill the bitch for cheating.
#99 - anon (01/09/2013) [-]
So... they go off and live a happy life and you're sitting in your basement whining on /b/


Yea, I think things turned out ok.
#103 to #99 - anon (01/09/2013) [-]
haha someone is a butthurt 4chan dick sucker
User avatar #104 - daringdestiny ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
what if it actually was his kid
User avatar #121 to #104 - Bobtheblob (01/09/2013) [-]
What if I was actually this kid? PLOT TWIST.
User avatar #1 - moribus (01/08/2013) [-]
Best easter egg ever.
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