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#14 - anon (01/09/2013) [-]
wow, the life of that guy have to be pretty easy, leave your house, go on an adventure bla bla bla.. its the stupidest thing ive ever read.

if you over 21, and actually struggle with things you have done in the past, struggling with a job you dont want, but cannot leave.

but one thing is the same with everybody when they are depressed, you get egoistic, and self sentered, thats why people say i almost killed myself bla bla, but everybody who had a depression know the feeling, god ive almost blown my head of twice, just so i didnt need to lie and say that im feeling fine and nothing is wrong, when i actually feel that i want to flip and just give everything up. when people say they want to kill them self it sounds like attention whoreing, but often its not.

its alot of good ways to keep depression away, like keeping busy most of the day, talk about it and so.. but take an "adveture" move out of the country, have anybody done this in this tread? i bet not.

life is pretty hard whan you just have yourself to trust. you need alot of money for everything he says in this tread. and when you have loans and **** and house rent, you cant just go on an adveture is it? it impossible to try to explain depression to people who dousnt know what it feels like.
User avatar #6 - tonydalion (01/09/2013) [-]
I read this in the same fashion as Charlie Chaplin's 'The Great Dictator's last speech... With music playing in my head and everything...

It was awesome...
User avatar #1 - moribus (01/08/2013) [-]
But if u dont have money for this?
User avatar #3 to #1 - moribus (01/08/2013) [-]
*what if
#2 to #1 - eroticburrito [OP](01/08/2013) [-]
rob the damn bank
#7 to #2 - niketheassassin (01/09/2013) [-]
Dat username
#4 to #2 - anon (01/08/2013) [-]
then band some chicks
User avatar #5 to #1 - beerbellycolly (01/09/2013) [-]
credit cards.......if they come after you, shoot them, you dont care at this point
#10 - irokk (01/09/2013) [-]
It's beautiful
#11 - Sylphion (01/09/2013) [-]
Only when death looms over us do we find the greatest reason to be alive
Only when death looms over us do we find the greatest reason to be alive
#18 - taurusguy (01/09/2013) [-]
I would to that if i felt suicidal, if i had the ******* money.
User avatar #21 to #18 - dandamanzx (01/09/2013) [-]
Sell your body to science. Odds are, all the dangerous activity will get your body just short of vaporized, so then you get to **** them over too.
User avatar #19 to #18 - dikslapping ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
rob a bank **** it you was suicidal
#20 to #19 - taurusguy (01/09/2013) [-]
But, i wont get to enjoy the money, i would rather sell parts of my body i wont need. Then get a plan to rob a bank and THEN rob it.
User avatar #27 to #18 - roninneko (01/09/2013) [-]
Hop on a train to the nearest seaport, and stow away on a ship. Or better, work for your seabound passage. When you get where you're going - say, Africa or some **** - buy a $6 AK and live as a hunter or a merc. Booyah.
#13 - dingojohn (01/09/2013) [-]
Very old repost...   
			*******		 awesome repost !

Very old repost...

******* awesome repost !
#22 to #13 - sidathon (01/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, still love it
Yeah, still love it
#16 - anon (01/09/2013) [-]
typical, only think about yourself, hurt anyone around you, you dont care, you want to die anyway... obivious someone who has never been suicidal
#12 - peacerock (01/09/2013) [-]
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#36 - anon (01/13/2013) [-]
I actually am suicidal and now i feel the urged to molotov the ******* white house.
#32 - douchec (01/09/2013) [-]
That was ******* beautiful.
User avatar #30 - PubLandlord (01/09/2013) [-]
The fact that so many people thumbed this up is annoying , although it's kind of motivational when you are feeling suicidal for whatever reason , emptiness depression or paranoia you don't rationally think

"Ok I am going to kill myself, may as well have a huge blowout and part before I go" , you are in a state of hopelessness with no way out , which is why suicide is a rash decision for most people, grab the nearest pills, a kinfe , maybe a gun
#25 - scorpioman (01/09/2013) [-]
if i was told i wouldn't live long id go to africa and fistfight a lion,and if i felt suicidal id wrestle with a You need to login to view this link the end if i live i'd teach Lion Boxing or Bear Wrestling for the rest of my life.
User avatar #29 to #25 - makedonski (01/09/2013) [-]
I wrestled a bear once.
#33 to #29 - scorpioman (01/10/2013) [-]
Yaaay makedonec!!!!!
User avatar #35 to #33 - makedonski (01/10/2013) [-]
I smell greeks.
User avatar #34 to #33 - makedonski (01/10/2013) [-]
Nemat mnogu od nas na Funnyjunk.
User avatar #17 - Looongcat (01/09/2013) [-]
i like how after posting all those inspirational things, his tldr is still op is a faggot
#8 - niketheassassin (01/09/2013) [-]
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