Ballsack. We sit on them.. 5 minutes ago we mobile . is operands. Cramps. Sore Boobs. Mood Swings. Being called a bi, hoe, for no reason. Shaving all the time.
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Ballsack

 
Ballsack. We sit on them.. 5 minutes ago we mobile . is operands. Cramps. Sore Boobs. Mood Swings. Being called a bi, hoe, for no reason. Shaving all the time.

We sit on them.

5 minutes ago we mobile . is
operands.
Cramps.
Sore Boobs.
Mood Swings.
Being called a bi***, hoe, for no reason.
Shaving all the time.
Having to deal with jerks.
Rape.
Labor.
Having to carry around a baby for 9 months.
Yeah guys, girls go through a lot.
LIKE if you agree . . .
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Tyler - Sometimes we sit on our ballsack,
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#5 - tricksandshit (01/08/2013) [-]
How often does the average woman get raped a day?
User avatar #74 to #5 - gingershavetrolls (01/08/2013) [-]
I hate when women act like it's only them that can be raped.
#99 to #74 - anon (01/08/2013) [-]
While it's true they're not the only ones raped, it's statistically far more likely for a woman to be raped than a man. (Unless in an American prison, then everyone's ****** .)

It's like saying "men are the only ones who get in fights." They aren't, it's just statistically more likely.
User avatar #101 to #99 - gingershavetrolls (01/08/2013) [-]
So? It's still a risk for us.
#109 to #101 - anon (01/08/2013) [-]
The point is, both genders don't think about the minority. They aren't thinking "it's only women who can be raped" they're thinking "women are more likely to be raped". The statement on the list isn't "only women get raped" it's "women are raped more often".
User avatar #115 to #109 - gingershavetrolls (01/08/2013) [-]
Read the whole list. It's a list of things that women go through that men supposedly can't relate to.
User avatar #179 to #115 - deadrifler (01/08/2013) [-]
Not to mention, if it is non-statutory rape of a man by a woman, good luck. It is still a double-standard, until gender neutral laws were implemented, legally man raped by female were not even handled. Gender neutral laws helped somewhat, but there is still a firm double-standard in court cases regarding the matter, and any trial by jury will be extremely difficult.
User avatar #17 to #5 - teakill (01/08/2013) [-]
well statisticaly one of 2 is enjoying rape
User avatar #422 to #17 - psychotec (01/09/2013) [-]
in hentai everyone enjoys rape, sooner or later
User avatar #10 to #5 - anonymoose (01/08/2013) [-]
Depends on how I'm feeling.
#14 to #10 - Furubatsu (01/08/2013) [-]
Oh God, I'm going to hell ofr laughing at that, arent I?
Oh God, I'm going to hell ofr laughing at that, arent I?
#45 to #14 - tricksandshit (01/08/2013) [-]
If you are, I'll meet you there.
If you are, I'll meet you there.
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#470 to #14 - fivewordminimum **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #233 to #14 - aesguitar ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
Well, we're all going there so might as well shoot for a good spot.
#140 to #10 - amsel (01/08/2013) [-]
**amsel rolled a random image posted in comment #51 at Relationships through life **
Oh my god that was the funniest thing I've heard in a while. And I almost never find rape jokes funny
#141 to #140 - anonymoose (01/08/2013) [-]
Yeah . . . joke.
#429 to #10 - heytheremister (01/09/2013) [-]
You win
You are now god
#474 to #10 - monkeybrains ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
You... I like you.
You... I like you.
#402 to #10 - HomerSimpson ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
oh god moose
oh god moose
#475 to #10 - auesis (01/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #218 to #10 - thorrkento (01/09/2013) [-]
Already going to hell for laughing, might as well thumb.
User avatar #264 to #10 - desuforeverlulz (01/09/2013) [-]
^ goes to the club dressed as a slut
#53 - DisgruntledTomato (01/08/2013) [-]
Girls don't know the pain of a thousand unborn offspring deaths. Us men weep every time we spunk on our pillows for the loss of our kin. Girls don't know that struggle.
Girls don't know the pain of a thousand unborn offspring deaths. Us men weep every time we spunk on our pillows for the loss of our kin. Girls don't know that struggle.
#406 to #53 - skergex (01/09/2013) [-]
You can only blame yourself.
You can only blame yourself.
User avatar #444 to #53 - elcreepo (01/09/2013) [-]
Girls only loose one unborn offspring a month.

Men loose hundreds of thousands, if not millions, in half that time.
User avatar #172 to #53 - lapsushominum ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
i cry evrytim
#213 to #53 - SimpleSimpleton (01/09/2013) [-]
I've killed more than hitler. Im a monster.
#58 to #53 - Mebeshe (01/08/2013) [-]
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#234 - HaloMythbuster (01/09/2013) [-]
I don't think I'll ever be able to use this again
I don't think I'll ever be able to use this again
#26 - wardylocks (01/08/2013) [-]
Being a girl, I actually hate it when my gender posts this **** . I'm pretty aware guys have to put up with a load of bull too.
Also, guys get raped too. And if labour is so bad, don't get pregnant. That's why I don't want kids, **** that **** .
User avatar #297 to #26 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
I like the cut of your jib.
User avatar #441 to #26 - elcreepo (01/09/2013) [-]
I agree.

A period isn't even that ******* bad. Boo hoo, I bleed for a week and get cramps. They make midol and birth control for the worst of it, if you can't find a way to handle it then you're obviously retarded/attention seeking.
User avatar #477 to #441 - wardylocks (01/09/2013) [-]
i know, right? if they really ******* hate it they can get there tubes tied! good lord.
#251 to #26 - anon (01/09/2013) [-]
special snowflake here, guys.
#276 to #251 - anon (01/09/2013) [-]
have to agree with this one
just stick to your genetic purpose you dirty whore
User avatar #478 to #276 - wardylocks (01/09/2013) [-]
same fag.
#27 to #26 - Tommovdv (01/08/2013) [-]
Why not? Wouldn't it be awesome to have a little mini me (you) running around? Okay, the first few years are full of **** , but after that it could be fun?
User avatar #28 to #27 - wardylocks (01/08/2013) [-]
I would like kids but I have a fear of childbirth and the thought of something living inside of me makes me want to cry, lol
#29 to #28 - Tommovdv (01/08/2013) [-]
hahaha, its a strange thought yeah. I'd never know. I just want my mini me:P But, if you really really really want kids you could adopt one. The only problem is, ITS NOT A MINI YOU!!!
User avatar #30 to #29 - wardylocks (01/08/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah I find it quite terrifying, I think One Born Every Minute didn't help (uk documentary/show) yeah, it would be cool to see a mini version of me but.. meh
#31 to #30 - Tommovdv (01/08/2013) [-]
Ah well, you still have a whole life ahead of you (yes I am indeed assuming you're not older than 25, how very untactful of me) maybe, in time you change the way you think about it. On the bright side, no kids means you have more money left for important **** . Like vacations, useless accessories and chocolate cake.
User avatar #32 to #31 - wardylocks (01/08/2013) [-]
yeah I'm 19, got a long time to think about it I suppose.

but I do like chocolate cake...
#40 to #32 - Tommovdv (01/08/2013) [-]
Hmmm, difficult choice....A cake that grands you happiness for at least half an hour. Or a constantly crying baby...
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User avatar #54 to #38 - unicornmangina (01/08/2013) [-]
i'd liek kids one day but just one..i'm pretty sure you can have gas and air for labour and whatnot.i feel sorry for guys having to constantly be bitched at because their girlfriends are on there period and have a horrid case of PMS and bitch at them for every little thing...and also catching the tip of your penis in your zip..that ***** gotta hurt
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User avatar #76 to #26 - prepareuranas (01/08/2013) [-]
im a man and i live with 5 girls, its ******* easy to be a guy.
User avatar #108 to #76 - wardylocks (01/08/2013) [-]
well.. that was a different argument..
#47 to #26 - anon (01/08/2013) [-]
Nooooooooo, you must breed. we need more of your kind. ^-^

Or, second option, you may murder two people like the post above portrays. That is also acceptable. -_-
#67 to #26 - resbiansrock (01/08/2013) [-]
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
User avatar #79 to #26 - SheWolfie (01/08/2013) [-]
I'm going to find an equally psychopathic man to match me and i will then proceed to shoot babies out of me like a cannon and destroy Bejing.
#39 to #26 - jaigurudevaom (01/08/2013) [-]
I have to agree
#228 - maskedhippo (01/09/2013) [-]
Yeah...because guys never get sore, are insulted, have to shave, or have to deal with jerks.   
   
And guys can get raped.
Yeah...because guys never get sore, are insulted, have to shave, or have to deal with jerks.

And guys can get raped.
#248 to #228 - ickutt (01/09/2013) [-]
example of such
#219 - rainbowserpent (01/09/2013) [-]
I am a girl, and I think men and women go through the same amount of pain for different reasons, and there's no reason to bitch about it. Getting kicked in the balls must hurt, but so do periods. There's stuff to counteract all of our gender-caused pains, so we're pretty much even.
Ahh, what am I saying, this is the internet. If I give you a dinosaur, will you not maul me with red thumbs?
#237 to #224 - rainbowserpent (01/09/2013) [-]
Here, have another dinosaur.
Here, have another dinosaur.
User avatar #275 to #237 - wimwam (01/09/2013) [-]
No, that's the same dinosaur...
#327 to #275 - rainbowserpent (01/09/2013) [-]
Ahhh, 			****		 me. HERE! I'm sorry.
Ahhh, **** me. HERE! I'm sorry.
User avatar #227 to #219 - alfredtheweak (01/09/2013) [-]
Only if you give tits.

**** it, a dinosaur is good enough.
#236 to #227 - rainbowserpent (01/09/2013) [-]
****		 yeah. Dinosaurs.
**** yeah. Dinosaurs.
#271 - snaresinger (01/09/2013) [-]
1) Cramps and mood swings are part of periods, and sore boobs are part of pregnancy (and sometimes periods), so don't try to act like those are separate issues.    
2) You don't suffer from your 			*******		 mood swings nearly as much as the people around you do.    
3) You claim to be called a bitch and a hoe for no reason, but I'm pretty sure the people you're calling jerks don't think YOU have a reason. Also, if you're called a bitch or a hoe, there was probably a reason. ALSO, the same 			****		 happens to guys, with different insults. 			*******		 hypocrite.   
4) Let's not get started on shaving, yeah? Cause you'll lose that argument.   
5) Everyone has to deal with jerks. 			*******		 idiot.    
6) Not every girl gets raped. Men have to deal with false rape accusations far more often than women have to deal with actual rape. First hand experience.    
7) Alright, labor sucks, but you bitches make men SUFFER during your pregnancies, so don't bitch about it.    
8) Shut the 			****		 up.
1) Cramps and mood swings are part of periods, and sore boobs are part of pregnancy (and sometimes periods), so don't try to act like those are separate issues.
2) You don't suffer from your ******* mood swings nearly as much as the people around you do.
3) You claim to be called a bitch and a hoe for no reason, but I'm pretty sure the people you're calling jerks don't think YOU have a reason. Also, if you're called a bitch or a hoe, there was probably a reason. ALSO, the same **** happens to guys, with different insults. ******* hypocrite.
4) Let's not get started on shaving, yeah? Cause you'll lose that argument.
5) Everyone has to deal with jerks. ******* idiot.
6) Not every girl gets raped. Men have to deal with false rape accusations far more often than women have to deal with actual rape. First hand experience.
7) Alright, labor sucks, but you bitches make men SUFFER during your pregnancies, so don't bitch about it.
8) Shut the **** up.
#308 to #271 - goochmaster (01/09/2013) [-]
all of my yes to you, sir
#282 to #271 - fuperbooper ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
>MFW women complain about wearing heels, when they could just not wear them.
#57 - iareman (01/08/2013) [-]
HFW rape
HFW rape
User avatar #381 - neoexdeath ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
* External genitalia
* Being called faggots and being treated like assholes who only want sex by women
* Shaving all the time
* Having to deal with jerks
* Being expected to pay for everything on dates
* Having to deal with women bitching about periods, cramps, and sore boobs
* Sore balls
* Rape (It happens to men too)
* Being expected to be the breadwinner
* Condoms (Women just take a pill, you ever tried sliding a rubber on in the middle of the night, when its pitch black?)
User avatar #387 to #381 - scoggand (01/09/2013) [-]
yeah but if a man gets raped he enjoys it until like the 5th time and not many women can go that long
User avatar #392 to #387 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
Anal rape.
User avatar #405 to #387 - Nameloc (01/09/2013) [-]
Male on Male rape is higher than Male on Female rape, in the United States.
User avatar #479 to #405 - scoggand (01/09/2013) [-]
that's an unpleasent thought
User avatar #480 to #479 - Nameloc (01/09/2013) [-]
It's true, though.

Granted that the statistics included prison rape..
User avatar #484 to #480 - scoggand (01/11/2013) [-]
oh ya that makes more sense
#1 - jdogtwoptzero ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
Have done it before
User avatar #230 - spacehawk (01/09/2013) [-]
Is having to deal with jerks exclusive to women? Wow, learn something every day.
User avatar #91 - happypancake (01/08/2013) [-]
I actually think I know more men who have been raped than women (although, maybe men are just more open about it...)
Not to belittle our 'women's struggle' thing, or the fact that men have to 'hear us complaining about it', either way, pain and suffering are a subjective thing. Yes, a lot of them are attributed to gender expectations and unavoidable biological facts, but a lot of what we go through as individuals is down to where we are in society and what we do as people.
User avatar #96 to #91 - Sethorein ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
prison rape of men kinda bumps up our numbers a lot...
User avatar #100 to #96 - happypancake (01/08/2013) [-]
sadtimes :/ rape is so terrible.
#127 to #91 - thebestperson (01/08/2013) [-]
I'm so proud of you,stranger.
I'm so proud of you,stranger.
User avatar #128 to #127 - happypancake (01/08/2013) [-]
:')
still can't believe people favourited my comment, it feels beautiful.
#132 to #128 - thebestperson (01/08/2013) [-]
Good day to you Sir/Madam. The pleasure is ours.
Good day to you Sir/Madam. The pleasure is ours.
User avatar #93 to #91 - trollwoopnazi (01/08/2013) [-]
That was beautiful
#95 to #93 - happypancake (01/08/2013) [-]
thumb and a pug for you, good sir
#426 - kingmarston (01/09/2013) [-]
Yes, girls have it so ******* hard...
User avatar #454 to #426 - hairydickfarts (01/09/2013) [-]
>implying that there aren't women in the army
#461 to #454 - anon (01/09/2013) [-]
no hes implying that women dont get ****** up in the army.
they rarely go on patrol.
User avatar #459 to #454 - negativeone (01/09/2013) [-]
There aren't that many women in direct combat...
User avatar #463 to #459 - hairydickfarts (01/09/2013) [-]
because they aren't allowed.
#448 to #426 - bloodmachine (01/09/2013) [-]
Bitches whine there Pussy bleeds, Men get shot and bleed have to push through women can eat a dick.
Bitches whine there Pussy bleeds, Men get shot and bleed have to push through women can eat a dick.
User avatar #173 - baditch (01/08/2013) [-]
>"Having to deal with jerks"
>Implying men simply do not encounter anything less than perfect people.
#160 - kontraband (01/08/2013) [-]
That feel when my ballsack isn't even big enough to accidentally sit on
#104 - kikiloloso (01/08/2013) [-]
God, I could never be a lesbian. Girls/woman are so irritating.
God, I could never be a lesbian. Girls/woman are so irritating.
User avatar #206 to #104 - funnyjunkianonetwo (01/08/2013) [-]
What is that word crossed out on her shirt?
#257 to #206 - anon (01/09/2013) [-]
Her name is Lee Newton. Her co-hosts of SourceFed got her a shirt saying "I've got list potential" which is what she was told when she was on the potentials list for maxims top 100. She then made list coming in at 57, and then crossed out "potential" :)
User avatar #481 to #257 - funnyjunkianonetwo (01/10/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #106 to #104 - kikiloloso (01/08/2013) [-]
women*
User avatar #110 to #106 - happypancake (01/08/2013) [-]
A lot of us aren't, we just get over-shouted by the annoying women who think they are the boss of everything just because they have periods.
User avatar #111 to #104 - vanoreo (01/08/2013) [-]
Yeah I couldn't be a lesbian either...

Mostly because of my penis.
User avatar #120 to #111 - dracodiabolus **User deleted account** (01/08/2013) [-]
Not with that attitude.
User avatar #417 to #111 - youjustlossthegame (01/09/2013) [-]
Not with that attitude.
User avatar #69 - galacticboner (01/08/2013) [-]
- Mood swings - I'm pretty sure the people around find it more annoying than you
- Shaving all the time - It's not mandatory. No one is forcing you to do it.
- Having to deal with jerks - Because women are flawless
- Rape - Men are raped too, and for you to speak so openly about it on a social network I guess it's because you were never raped. And rape isn't something every girl goes through in life
- Labor - you were probably never pregnant, that's a dumb argument. Until you actually get pregnant you can use that argument as much as a ma
- Having to carry a baby for 9 months - If you think being a mother is a sacrifice you should not be a mother. I think.

rant over.
User avatar #87 to #69 - TheRealNinjaa (01/08/2013) [-]
Could also go over **** we have to go through
- When we have a fight with others we're beaten harshly(granted you're both not fags)
-we aren't allowed to hit a woman yet it's perfectly fine to be hit by one
-stereotypically the man is the full time highest earner and can cause stress
-we have to listen to the bitches
-ballslaps hurt like ****
-there's plenty more but I cbf.
#70 to #69 - riceronijabrony ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
And it's not like men dont have to shave or anything....
User avatar #72 to #70 - galacticboner (01/08/2013) [-]
We don't *have* to. I enjoy having a full 3-month beard. But yeah, most men would get fired if they went to work unshaved.
User avatar #81 to #72 - monkee (01/08/2013) [-]
Wouldn't that apply to women who don't shave their underarms as well? Same reasoning no?
User avatar #102 to #81 - galacticboner (01/08/2013) [-]
One thing is workplace norm, another thing is personal freedom. I don't mind that a woman let's her armpit hair grow. I can find it ugly, but it's none of my business.
User avatar #86 to #81 - dratyats (01/08/2013) [-]
no because they could play the feminist card
User avatar #92 to #86 - monkee (01/08/2013) [-]
The crazy ones, yes. Unfortunately that's the only ones that seem to get attention from both the media and the male population. Others would realise that although it is a social conformity & infringes personal rights etc it's a social norm. You wouldn't dunk your biscuit in a strangers tea, for example. Same look of disgust.

Sorry if I'm ranting, it's just I'm damned fed up of all the women hating comments on this website. We aren't all the same, you know.
User avatar #163 to #92 - dratyats (01/08/2013) [-]
Can I just make this clear?
I dont hate women.
I hate when women try to get special rights by demanding "equal" rights.
And yes, i realize that the majority of women dont do this.
#443 - thatoneboner (01/09/2013) [-]
sometimes our boners rebel
User avatar #317 - MurphyUK (01/09/2013) [-]
Except for the baby and the cramps, men can go through all that.
User avatar #319 to #317 - davycrocket (01/09/2013) [-]
I've gotten cramps before, am I not a man anymore?
User avatar #321 to #319 - MurphyUK (01/09/2013) [-]
I ****** up I meant periods
User avatar #322 to #321 - chrisruler ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
Sore Boobs? well I guess...
User avatar #324 to #322 - MurphyUK (01/09/2013) [-]
MEN CAN HAVE SORE BOOBS TOO, STOP MOCKING ME!
User avatar #350 to #324 - CheeseTaco (01/09/2013) [-]
That ******* avatar pic.....
#431 - piinkamena (01/09/2013) [-]
falling like this with a boner
falling like this with a boner
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