BOI ITS BONG O'CLOCK. . File: , 320x286, ) Cl Anonymous (( Thu) we to england ahead to restaurant to try and preserve gain: amp watch is set to my countries tim BOI ITS BONG O'CLOCK File: 320x286 ) Cl Anonymous (( Thu) we to england ahead restaurant try and preserve gain: amp watch is set my countries tim
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Cl Anonymous (( Thu)
we to england
ahead to restaurant to try and preserve gain:
amp watch is set to my countries timezone
sash what the time is
WANK MY ARSE IN UR FACE CUNT
shave no idea what midst said to me
knotice he doesn't have a watch an
gno cne in england has a watch
ship hen starts to chime
eeveryone stops what they' re doing to count the bangs
mman crashes his curtsying to count the bangs
drops my order an the to count harbingers
mman running down the street: DI ITS T BONG
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#39 - rasputinsbeard
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(01/08/2013) [-]
#123 to #39 - dubii
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I've seen this before but I don't understand why people find it hilarious?

And yes I am English.

inb4 red thumbs for having an opinon on funnyjunk.
#51 to #39 - masterfluffydubs
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(01/08/2013) [-]
oh my ******* lol. Wow.
#43 to #39 - jazpinder
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(01/08/2013) [-]
*faved
#116 - Welshhobo
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(01/08/2013) [-]
>Go to USA for the Superbowl
>Plane lands normally - everyone goes wild, cheers and claps
>Pilot gets standing ovation and we take off, do a victory lap and land again
>Finally get off the plane, try to find a restaurant
>Every store has saloon doors.
>Enter restaurant
>Everyone stops and looks at me - someone plays the Deliverance song in the back
>Nothing but cowboys and bald eagles in here
>Ask obese waitress for menu
>Only thing on the menu is freedom
>"Excuse me, do you serve any food here"
>"STEAK. EGGS. BACON", "Ill have steak please"
>Crazy old man in back shouts "YEEHAA TIME TO PLAY PIAN-EE"
>Massive black guy with the voice of Barry White says "ohhh yeah"
>Look down, no cutlery, look around, everyone is eating food off a machete or a gun. Eat
>Pay, apparently i got taxed for eating
>Leave, head to my hotel
>Waiter chases me all the way there saying i didn't give me free money. Wut
>Pulls out assault rifle
>Apparently this is legal
>Waiter gets shot by gang of black guys and a flock of eagles.
>Can't afford healthcare
>Justice is served.
#126 to #116 - ooants
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#118 to #116 - ohthreeeleven
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(01/08/2013) [-]
this sounds partially accurate.
#121 to #116 - SuperSixONE
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(01/08/2013) [-]
**SuperSixONE rolled a random image posted in comment #2446112 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** mfw america is really like that in places





ill go delete my comment when i get a pony and a war starts.....
#128 to #116 - FlawlessxLawless
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(01/08/2013) [-]
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#120 to #116 - JosefRieper **User deleted account**
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#130 to #116 - revanthewin
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I can confirm this is true. I was eagle.
#124 to #116 - grimmapple
Reply +24
(01/08/2013) [-]
As an American I can confirm this is accurate for the mid-southern states.
As an American I can confirm this is accurate for the mid-southern states.
#25 - sixroller **User deleted account**
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#53 to #25 - fizzythunder
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(01/08/2013) [-]
That's actually happened to me
#103 to #25 - lasmamoe
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I did that once, i got off half way home and had to walk about 3miles in the middle of a snowstorm. Terrible terrible decision.
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#45 to #26 - Smidgit
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(01/08/2013) [-]
>having a hair cut
>hair washing time
> "is this water ok?"
>nod as tears stream down my face and my scalp is aflame
> "yes..."
#27 to #26 - ultrarobbie
Reply +8
(01/08/2013) [-]
This is brilliant and so true.
#42 to #26 - defeats
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I have this same problem...
He'll ask me to check if it's been cut to the right length. I come back and say it's a bit too long blah blah and he says "okay I'll take more off then."
He cuts away for another 10 minutes then asks me to check again, but lo and behold, my hair looks the exact same length as the last time.
Anyway, I'll ask him to take a little more off, then it'll be another 10 minutes, after which it looks the same to me, but I'll say it's great etc... It's still a good haircut, just not as short as I'd like.

Anyway, whenever I get my haircut, I wake up the next day and it seems like it's already grown about 2cm that night.
#41 to #26 - benasbenas
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(01/08/2013) [-]
i loled so hard at this but i dont see why
#14 - dodihamad **User deleted account**
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#19 to #14 - comradewinter ONLINE
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Everytime I read this I think of Mary Poppins.
#24 - monkeybrains ONLINE
Reply +68
(01/08/2013) [-]
******* Britain.
#29 to #24 - picamix
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(01/08/2013) [-]
thats about right
#33 to #29 - doomherald
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I'm guessing he was in preston
#35 to #33 - picamix
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(01/08/2013) [-]
lol probably, i live in thanet
#36 to #35 - doomherald
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I have no idea where that is, sorry.
#37 to #36 - picamix
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(01/08/2013) [-]
in kent
#38 to #37 - doomherald
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Oh, never been. tally ho and all that
#40 to #38 - picamix
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(01/08/2013) [-]
cherrio
#73 to #24 - Mahazama
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(01/08/2013) [-]
**Raping Swedish girls while you're at it.
#54 - warlockrichard
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(01/08/2013) [-]
#71 to #54 - julesv
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(01/08/2013) [-]
What the **** did I just read?
#74 to #71 - warlockrichard
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(01/08/2013) [-]
4chan
#65 to #54 - tomthepottle **User deleted account**
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#8 - slobban
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Are you startin', lad?!
#47 to #8 - mattginge
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Wut you say'in bruv?
#102 to #47 - munzaak
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(01/08/2013) [-]
You want beef blud?

(insert generic peckham black teenager.jpg here)
#104 to #102 - mattginge
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(01/08/2013) [-]
k fam.
#105 to #104 - munzaak
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(01/08/2013) [-]
dont k. me u ******* flowerman. come beef me if ur a badman innit, u ******* pussy o
#59 - thedarkestrogue
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(01/08/2013) [-]
This.....this really happens?


wut.
#61 to #59 - conandoyle
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(01/08/2013) [-]
no mate it doesnt happen. not at all
#63 to #61 - thedarkestrogue
Reply +17
(01/08/2013) [-]
I'm not your mate, friend!
#64 to #63 - MikeLit
Reply +15
(01/08/2013) [-]
"You ain't my friend, Palooka."



I couldn't resist.
#66 to #64 - bme
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(01/08/2013) [-]
i aint your palooka buddy
#67 to #66 - darthjangopwnz
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I aint your buddy pal
#68 to #67 - bme
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(01/08/2013) [-]
you aint my pal, guy
#70 to #68 - darthjangopwnz
Reply +12
(01/08/2013) [-]
I aint your guy, friend
#75 to #70 - tonkkax
Reply +8
(01/08/2013) [-]
Hes not your friend, mate!
#76 to #75 - darthjangopwnz
Reply +8
(01/08/2013) [-]
I ain't your mate, dude.
#78 to #76 - tonkkax
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(01/08/2013) [-]
i ain't your dude, guy!
#72 to #67 - ykaliber
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#62 to #61 - thedarkestrogue
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#69 to #59 - yentabear
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(01/08/2013) [-]
It's a joke, no it doesn't happen. We use sun dials.
#88 to #69 - thedarkestrogue
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(01/08/2013) [-]
ah ok. That makes much more sense now.
#114 - thebritishguy
Reply +49
(01/08/2013) [-]
luckily they have a version for computer now so you don't have to count the bongs
#49 - ChIkEnRuLe
Reply +48
(01/08/2013) [-]
Mfw this stuff gets posted
#84 to #49 - anon
Reply 0
(01/08/2013) [-]
Yeh jolly ol' chap, eih!
#95 to #49 - Dropkick
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(01/08/2013) [-]
R U 'AVIN A GIGGLE, M8?