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BOI ITS BONG O'CLOCK

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Cl Anonymous (( Thu)
we to england
ahead to restaurant to try and preserve gain:
amp watch is set to my countries timezone
sash what the time is
WANK MY ARSE IN UR FACE CUNT
shave no idea what midst said to me
knotice he doesn't have a watch an
gno cne in england has a watch
ship hen starts to chime
eeveryone stops what they' re doing to count the bangs
mman crashes his curtsying to count the bangs
drops my order an the to count harbingers
mman running down the street: DI ITS T BONG
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Submitted: 01/07/2013
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#114 - thebritishguy (01/08/2013) [-]
luckily they have a version for computer now so you don't have to count the bongs
#55 - anon (01/08/2013) [-]
I live in a town in England, we all have to gather round a livestream of the Big Bonger to understand what time it is, imagine that, city people have it easy man
#71 to #54 - julesv (01/08/2013) [-]
What the **** did I just read?
User avatar #74 to #71 - warlockrichard (01/08/2013) [-]
4chan
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#65 to #54 - tomthepottle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#25 - sixroller **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #53 to #25 - fizzythunder (01/08/2013) [-]
That's actually happened to me
User avatar #103 to #25 - lasmamoe (01/08/2013) [-]
I did that once, i got off half way home and had to walk about 3miles in the middle of a snowstorm. Terrible terrible decision.
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User avatar #45 to #26 - Smidgit (01/08/2013) [-]
>having a hair cut
>hair washing time
> "is this water ok?"
>nod as tears stream down my face and my scalp is aflame
> "yes..."
User avatar #27 to #26 - ultrarobbie (01/08/2013) [-]
This is brilliant and so true.
User avatar #42 to #26 - defeats (01/08/2013) [-]
I have this same problem...
He'll ask me to check if it's been cut to the right length. I come back and say it's a bit too long blah blah and he says "okay I'll take more off then."
He cuts away for another 10 minutes then asks me to check again, but lo and behold, my hair looks the exact same length as the last time.
Anyway, I'll ask him to take a little more off, then it'll be another 10 minutes, after which it looks the same to me, but I'll say it's great etc... It's still a good haircut, just not as short as I'd like.

Anyway, whenever I get my haircut, I wake up the next day and it seems like it's already grown about 2cm that night.
User avatar #41 to #26 - benasbenas (01/08/2013) [-]
i loled so hard at this but i dont see why
#98 - RomanR (01/08/2013) [-]
u r a cheeky kunt m8 i swer on my mums lif u r so ded m8 im goin 2 wreck u m8 swer on mi grannis grave m8
User avatar #123 to #39 - dubii (01/08/2013) [-]
I've seen this before but I don't understand why people find it hilarious?

And yes I am English.

inb4 red thumbs for having an opinon on funnyjunk.
User avatar #51 to #39 - masterfluffydubs (01/08/2013) [-]
oh my ******* lol. Wow.
#43 to #39 - jazpinder (01/08/2013) [-]
*faved
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#19 to #14 - comradewinter ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
Everytime I read this I think of Mary Poppins.
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#100 to #91 - pawnman (01/08/2013) [-]
DO YOU EVEN PRAISE THE SUN!!?!?!
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User avatar #50 - Snookbone (01/08/2013) [-]
I live in London, just down from where the bongs happen.

I can confirm this is legit.
User avatar #60 to #50 - sjd (01/08/2013) [-]
I live in Luton, we all climb onto the roof of where ever we are to strain our ears for the bongs ringing out over the hills.
#24 - monkeybrains ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
******* Britain.
#73 to #24 - Mahazama (01/08/2013) [-]
**Raping Swedish girls while you're at it.
User avatar #29 to #24 - picamix (01/08/2013) [-]
thats about right
#33 to #29 - doomherald (01/08/2013) [-]
I'm guessing he was in preston
User avatar #35 to #33 - picamix (01/08/2013) [-]
lol probably, i live in thanet
#36 to #35 - doomherald (01/08/2013) [-]
I have no idea where that is, sorry.
User avatar #37 to #36 - picamix (01/08/2013) [-]
in kent
#38 to #37 - doomherald (01/08/2013) [-]
Oh, never been. tally ho and all that
User avatar #40 to #38 - picamix (01/08/2013) [-]
cherrio
#15 - temporalguardian (01/08/2013) [-]
i laughed way too hard
i laughed way too hard
User avatar #122 to #89 - ICEDgrunge (01/08/2013) [-]
I've favorited this about 9 different times and I'm not stopping any time soon.
User avatar #93 to #89 - thehans (01/08/2013) [-]
haha "forcy fun time"
#49 - ChIkEnRuLe (01/08/2013) [-]
Mfw this stuff gets posted
#84 to #49 - anon (01/08/2013) [-]
Yeh jolly ol' chap, eih!
#95 to #49 - Dropkick (01/08/2013) [-]
R U 'AVIN A GIGGLE, M8?
#8 - slobban (01/08/2013) [-]
Are you startin', lad?!
#47 to #8 - mattginge (01/08/2013) [-]
Wut you say'in bruv?
User avatar #102 to #47 - munzaak (01/08/2013) [-]
You want beef blud?

(insert generic peckham black teenager.jpg here)
User avatar #104 to #102 - mattginge (01/08/2013) [-]
k fam.
User avatar #105 to #104 - munzaak (01/08/2013) [-]
dont k. me u ******* flowerman. come beef me if ur a badman innit, u ******* pussy o
#116 - Welshhobo (01/08/2013) [-]
>Go to USA for the Superbowl
>Plane lands normally - everyone goes wild, cheers and claps
>Pilot gets standing ovation and we take off, do a victory lap and land again
>Finally get off the plane, try to find a restaurant
>Every store has saloon doors.
>Enter restaurant
>Everyone stops and looks at me - someone plays the Deliverance song in the back
>Nothing but cowboys and bald eagles in here
>Ask obese waitress for menu
>Only thing on the menu is freedom
>"Excuse me, do you serve any food here"
>"STEAK. EGGS. BACON", "Ill have steak please"
>Crazy old man in back shouts "YEEHAA TIME TO PLAY PIAN-EE"
>Massive black guy with the voice of Barry White says "ohhh yeah"
>Look down, no cutlery, look around, everyone is eating food off a machete or a gun. Eat
>Pay, apparently i got taxed for eating
>Leave, head to my hotel
>Waiter chases me all the way there saying i didn't give me free money. Wut
>Pulls out assault rifle
>Apparently this is legal
>Waiter gets shot by gang of black guys and a flock of eagles.
>Can't afford healthcare
>Justice is served.
User avatar #118 to #116 - ohthreeeleven (01/08/2013) [-]
this sounds partially accurate.
#121 to #116 - SuperSixONE (01/08/2013) [-]
**SuperSixONE rolled a random image posted in comment #2446112 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** mfw america is really like that in places





ill go delete my comment when i get a pony and a war starts.....
User avatar #130 to #116 - revanthewin (01/08/2013) [-]
I can confirm this is true. I was eagle.
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#124 to #116 - grimmapple (01/08/2013) [-]
As an American I can confirm this is accurate for the mid-southern states.
As an American I can confirm this is accurate for the mid-southern states.
User avatar #21 - somefunnyshitihope (01/08/2013) [-]
I laughed so hard. I'm British and oh how I wish this really happened
User avatar #31 to #21 - picamix (01/08/2013) [-]
sort of does though, just thats a bit exaggerated
but i have a phone so i dont need to count the bongs
#16 - cammyT (01/08/2013) [-]
holly 			****		 that was funny as 			****
holly **** that was funny as ****
#46 - nofuckingslave (01/08/2013) [-]
YF after 7 bongs.
#57 to #46 - douchec (01/08/2013) [-]
Oh good god, I lost my **** at this picture.
#1 - tsta (01/07/2013) [-]
I lost it at the last line
I lost it at the last line
User avatar #2 to #1 - tsta (01/07/2013) [-]
ah **** I meant second to last
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