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Choose Wisely

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#6 - yourafaggotharry ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
This is amazing!
This is amazing!
#28 - runelh (01/08/2013) [-]
Bro - We can survive together
Hatchet - Can get wood. Can make tons of **** out of wood.
Stationary - Can be used for medical reasons, creating map, writing **** down that is important to survival, etc.
Medical kit - If someone gets hurt, of course.
#13 - paintplayer (01/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Ugly bitch, Hunting rifle, Football, Shelter, Treasure.   
   
Escape the wreckage of the plane, grab hunting rifle. Fat bitch climbs out and says, "Wow, I guess it's just you and me."    
   
"No it isn't." Put a bullet in her brain.    
   
Grab the rifle, any small sharp or useful bits of metal from the plane debris, and the football, and follow a trail of coins to the chest, which is situated nicely in front of a shelter. Stow it away and hunt for food/set up camp. Survive by hunting, fishing, and gathering using the rifle and whatever skills I learned from watching survival shows on TV. Draw a face on the football with bird 			****		 and berry juice, name it Jonathan and talk to it often.    
   
If I survive the 20 years, I'll return to civilization a rich psychopath whose only friend is a football and I'll spend the rest of my life in my mansion muttering to Jonathan about the good old days.   
   
Gif: how I will catch birds for eating.
Ugly bitch, Hunting rifle, Football, Shelter, Treasure.

Escape the wreckage of the plane, grab hunting rifle. Fat bitch climbs out and says, "Wow, I guess it's just you and me."

"No it isn't." Put a bullet in her brain.

Grab the rifle, any small sharp or useful bits of metal from the plane debris, and the football, and follow a trail of coins to the chest, which is situated nicely in front of a shelter. Stow it away and hunt for food/set up camp. Survive by hunting, fishing, and gathering using the rifle and whatever skills I learned from watching survival shows on TV. Draw a face on the football with bird **** and berry juice, name it Jonathan and talk to it often.

If I survive the 20 years, I'll return to civilization a rich psychopath whose only friend is a football and I'll spend the rest of my life in my mansion muttering to Jonathan about the good old days.

Gif: how I will catch birds for eating.
User avatar #34 - fxtom ONLINE (01/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Hipster
Hatchet
Weed
Leave early
Treasure

Make a shelter using the hatchet to gather wood and food, collect the treasure, get high and bang the hipster. she gets prego, leave early, leave her behind.
Return to civilisation as a rich 32 year old. Profit
User avatar #22 - freshtoaster (01/08/2013) [-]
Weed x4... :3
#12 - disiple (01/07/2013) [-]
Hipster
Hachet
Stationary (I love drawing, also I could write a book or some **** )
Condoms
Treasure

I wouldn't want to leave early if I can have $18.1 million with me. Also I'ill be just 36 when I leave, still a lot of life in front of me.
User avatar #8 - drastronomy (01/07/2013) [-]
hipster
hatchet
old ass radio or stationery - depends on whether i can communicate with it or not
perk 1 - medical kit
perk 2 - dog
i am pretty sure i can make a ******* fishing rod, anyway...


User avatar #4 - eltardo ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
Hipster, fishing equipment, stationery, condoms, no snakes and spiders. cool stuff, made me waste some time :D
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#48 - comradewinter ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
Bro
Hatchet
Football
Leave Early
No Snakes or Spiders

Total: 23 Pts.

My best bro is is built, the hatchet can become useful for just about anything, football is always fun, leave early because it gets boring, no snakes or spiders so we won't get killed by surprise.
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User avatar #42 - rawpedobearraw (01/08/2013) [-]
loli-9
fishing equipment/knife-6
radio-2
condoms-3
and the dog-4
#41 - putridgrim (01/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Why doesn't anyone know how to chop wood with a knife?
#40 - putridgrim (01/08/2013) [-]
Hipster-6
2 Knives-4
Stationary-4
Med Kit-6
Dog-4
User avatar #24 - hindenburgh (01/08/2013) [-]
bro-12 points
**** PERSONAL ITEMS
hatchet-4 points
leave early-4 points
treasure-4 points
User avatar #23 - Bryle (01/08/2013) [-]
loli, hatchet, football, leave early, treasure = 21 points
9, 4, free :D, 4, 4,
User avatar #20 - glasseskid (01/08/2013) [-]
Loli, gun, football, condoms, map
User avatar #17 - tentaclerapist (01/07/2013) [-]
Loli, fishing equipment, football, treasure, gtfo early.
User avatar #7 - dearleader (01/07/2013) [-]
not a single personal item on there that I want
User avatar #1 - gimmequads **User deleted account** (01/07/2013) [-]
Loli, Hatchet, ipod and condoms, Oh yes.
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