Blood lamp. I'm to lazy to write the description. This Blood Lamp doesn' t look that bloody, but the tardy you turn it on eon be considered gruesome. It only wo or the tags
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Blood lamp

Blood lamp. I'm to lazy to write the description. This Blood Lamp doesn' t look that bloody, but the tardy you turn it on eon be considered gruesome. It only wo

I'm to lazy to write the description

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This Blood Lamp doesn' t look that bloody, but
the tardy you turn it on eon be considered
gruesome. It only works once, ond you need to
add of o drop of your blood to activate it! The
idea is to shop and think obout how badly you
need light before you use it. Designer Mike
Thompson created the lamp in order to draw
attention to how much energy we waste.
Whot I think:
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Submitted: 01/07/2013
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User avatar #163 - mattdoggy (01/08/2013) [-]
>build and wear a vest filled with this stuff
>stretch a cable between two buildings in an alley
>attach lights to the edges of the buildings at the top pointing down
>rent huge industrial fans and place them in the windows of the buildings pointing to the alley below
>set huge speakers to play the noises that the tripods made in war of the worlds
>buy extremely strong powered wench and rig it into a harness i can wear under my clothes
>dress in weird clothes and a tinfoil hat
>hang out in this dark alley
>lure some gang thing into the alley
>go get in a fight with the gang
>try to act as weird as possible
>tell them strange things like "you will regret such actions when the armada arrives"
>one of them stabs me
>worth it
>this glowing liquid flows out of me
>talk into my watch
>"this is skleebax, the humans have been deemed unworthy, send the destroyers"
>they stand their confused when i start it
>i kneel down and hit the switch
>the lights, fans, and wench all start going at once
>i fly into the sky as they are blinded and disoriented by gusts of wind and deafening sounds
>i then shut it off when i make it on the roof
>assuming that any were brave enough not to run away all that's left is a strange glowing puddle
>they assume that they have somehow doomed their planet by shanking an alien and that they will die soon
>enjoy seeing them acting crazy on the evening news warning of aliens
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#243 to #163 - mrdrpage (01/08/2013) [-]
>Gets shot before making it to the alley   
YFW
>Gets shot before making it to the alley
YFW
#219 to #163 - carlsagouin (01/08/2013) [-]
"This is skleebax"
"This is skleebax"
User avatar #179 to #163 - laky (01/08/2013) [-]
Brilliant story
User avatar #177 to #163 - notstill ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #180 to #163 - badasstoaster (01/08/2013) [-]
Did you die after it?
#82 - tomhefailin (01/07/2013) [-]
Did this guy just save the world with vaginal secretion?
User avatar #92 to #82 - taintedangel (01/07/2013) [-]
And that's the second time vaginal secretion saved my life... but that's a story for another time.
#95 - smittywrbmnjnsn (01/08/2013) [-]
"Can only be used once"
Unless you pour the liquid into separate containers.
Then, 1 lamp could be used several times.
User avatar #101 to #95 - ShaunG (01/08/2013) [-]
Ironically, the designer was being wasteful by claiming that it can only be used once.

Ha.
#90 - isus (01/07/2013) [-]
"I'd use this lamp, but I kinda like it dark..."
User avatar #68 - denonymous (01/07/2013) [-]
a girl can tie this to her crotch and when she starts her period, the light will turn on and her vagina will get an idea.
User avatar #265 to #68 - kesolukt (01/08/2013) [-]
I love you
#73 to #68 - anon (01/07/2013) [-]
by god, you could actually find out if she was making a lame excuse to not have sex
#148 - ofmiceandmen (01/08/2013) [-]
Anyone know what exactly this is made of and if it would be safe to inject into the body?

Glowing veins would look pretty sweet.
User avatar #168 to #148 - chaoscustoms (01/08/2013) [-]
tis would indeed be awesome.
User avatar #154 to #148 - bambambaby (01/08/2013) [-]
Fenris would disagree with you.

Anyone? Anyone?


I'm so alone.
User avatar #174 to #154 - imlost ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
epic i love fenris <
User avatar #167 to #154 - chaoscustoms (01/08/2013) [-]
If you are referring to dragon age 2 then you are not alone.
User avatar #172 to #154 - dracory (01/08/2013) [-]
still i thought they were burnned into his skin
User avatar #203 to #172 - bambambaby (01/08/2013) [-]
More like etched, but yes, you're right.
User avatar #208 to #203 - dracory (01/08/2013) [-]
so it's a tatoo made of lirium
User avatar #213 to #208 - bambambaby (01/08/2013) [-]
More or less, yes.
User avatar #170 to #154 - dracory (01/08/2013) [-]
never alone friend
User avatar #171 to #148 - sumosquash (01/08/2013) [-]
it's most likely luminol, used in forensic investigations to detect blood. if you inject luminol into your veins, you'd most likely recieve a horrendous migraine as your heart shuts down from the toxic fluid you just hardlined into your body.
#18 - robertolee (01/07/2013) [-]
And to you Frodo, I give you the light of our most precious star..
User avatar #26 to #21 - robertolee (01/07/2013) [-]
I try
User avatar #6 - julesv (01/07/2013) [-]
Imagine the buckets of blood given at computers working like this.
User avatar #7 to #6 - brawlman ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
we would all be on life-support
User avatar #9 to #7 - mads (01/07/2013) [-]
WHICH RUN ON BLOOD!
User avatar #87 to #7 - fuckdisshit (01/07/2013) [-]
the amount of serial killers/animal harmers would rise a lot..
User avatar #256 - pandation (01/08/2013) [-]
Meanwhile there are people out there dying of blood loss and I'm just sitting here cutting myself so I don't have to masturbate in the dark
#97 - breakfastlunch (01/08/2013) [-]
Do it work against giant spiders?
#216 to #97 - breakfastlunch (01/08/2013) [-]
Did I just inadvertently make Sam speak Jive?
>"Do it work"
#99 to #97 - jibjabkid (01/08/2013) [-]
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#76 - RADDDDs (01/07/2013) [-]
i'd totally cut myself to see that **** glow
#70 - SevenForOhNoe (01/07/2013) [-]
no problem
User avatar #98 to #70 - theonewhoderps (01/08/2013) [-]
i get that reference,
User avatar #100 to #98 - avatarawesome (01/08/2013) [-]
as do i
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#258 - felixjarl (01/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #284 to #258 - deescalation ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
Oh my god I lol'd
#229 - Schwarzenegger (01/08/2013) [-]
The way I get turned on can be pretty gruesome too.
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User avatar #14 - Jackimole (01/07/2013) [-]
Wouldn't it be easier to use other people's blood?
#210 - spanishninja (01/08/2013) [-]
a fap lamp could solve the energetic crisis.
get the **** to work, japan.


and stop reading our ******* minds
#220 to #210 - sedativechunk (01/08/2013) [-]
**sedativechunk rolled a random image posted in comment #2715240 at MLP Friendly Board ** fap lamp
#158 - leebo (01/08/2013) [-]
We shall use the blood of out ENEMIES!
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