fuck you. . Listen up, we need ideas to make more money! iial I. STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE DAMN AIR, IT'S NOT EVEN AIR, IT'S NITROGEN IT'S TO KEEP THEM FROM BEING CRUSHED DURING TRANSPORT AND KEEPS THEM FRESH! FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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#26 - Aejax (01/08/2013) [-]
How about you ******* start making these again
#49 to #26 - anon (01/08/2013) [-]
For the sake of the environment. (Idk that's my only reason why they wouldn't)
User avatar #137 to #26 - bdevils (01/08/2013) [-]
holy **** , I have all but forgotten about those!!
#54 to #26 - ooants (01/08/2013) [-]
God yes.
User avatar #44 to #26 - zonryu (01/08/2013) [-]
HOLY ******** ! THE MEMORIES ARE RETURNING TO MAH BRAIN!
User avatar #32 to #26 - theavatarspupil (01/08/2013) [-]
OH GOD, THOSE WERE ******* MAGNIFICENT!
User avatar #37 to #26 - jimthesquirrelking (01/08/2013) [-]
**** man, i loved asteroids
#27 - haseotakaeda ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE DAMN AIR, IT'S NOT EVEN AIR, IT'S NITROGEN   
IT'S TO KEEP THEM FROM BEING CRUSHED DURING TRANSPORT   
AND KEEPS THEM FRESH!   
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU   
*BOOM*
STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE DAMN AIR, IT'S NOT EVEN AIR, IT'S NITROGEN
IT'S TO KEEP THEM FROM BEING CRUSHED DURING TRANSPORT
AND KEEPS THEM FRESH!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
*BOOM*
User avatar #125 to #27 - enchantedkid (01/08/2013) [-]
less nitrogen?
User avatar #138 to #27 - turboderp (01/08/2013) [-]
It's like asking for a icecream that isn't cold and never melt. You can't.
User avatar #152 to #27 - skittlevodka (01/08/2013) [-]
Use bubble wrap instead, noone can hate bubble wrap!
#163 to #27 - freddyrator (01/08/2013) [-]
thanks man!
#181 to #27 - anon (01/08/2013) [-]
Well, air is 80% nitrogen
#185 to #181 - anon (01/08/2013) [-]
hi
#31 to #27 - gcolpitts (01/08/2013) [-]
air is not a single gas and most of the atmosphere is N.
kill yourself
#35 to #33 - gcolpitts (01/08/2013) [-]
aw ********* tell me that was copypasta
User avatar #60 to #27 - snakefire (01/08/2013) [-]
this just in, nitrogen is not air
User avatar #79 to #60 - sirgawain (01/08/2013) [-]
Fun fact: Air is almost all nitrogen.
You probably knew that already, but still a good thing to remember.
User avatar #82 to #79 - snakefire (01/08/2013) [-]
I think people didnt realize I was being sarcastic
User avatar #116 to #82 - sirgawain (01/08/2013) [-]
They did, they just thought satire was unnecessary for the current situation, as this dude seemed to know his **** , and it seemed you were using sarcasm to make fun of you.
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User avatar #34 to #27 - arcanezero (01/08/2013) [-]
well why do i get crushed bags then
#1 - anon (01/07/2013) [-]
There's a reason for the air, it keeps the chips from turning into crumbs. If they started putting more chips in, they'd make the bags bigger so they could put more air in too.
#4 to #1 - anon (01/07/2013) [-]
youtube com/watch?v=D3ofprrH290&list=UULv6mWYsr9wrioGdLvGgY9A&index=1

I guess this chip needed a lot of air then

#5 to #4 - anon (01/07/2013) [-]
That happens sometimes i guess. I've gotten empty coke cans twice.
#13 to #1 - xtnega (01/08/2013) [-]
I've been through this conversation before and I will do so again, there are far more efficient ways of preserving the chips rather than doubling the package size. Air is not going to protect the chips; wherever the chips are, the air isn't. If a packet were to fall - even if the air was somehow at the bottom of the packet, the chips would fall and break upon impact. It's so called 'protection' wouldn't be able to do a thing.
You could use bubble wrap - or even those Styrofoam peanuts, to protect the packets during delivery. Hell, if all else fails, just put them in a stronger container, look at Pringles! They've got it right!
#20 to #13 - shaunrnm (01/08/2013) [-]
It is not meant to protect from falls, but buffer from crushing type damage
User avatar #29 to #20 - xtnega (01/08/2013) [-]
Crushing type damage? If someone stepped on a packet of chips then it would burst and the chips would be crushed, I'm not sure as to what other type of crushing damage would happen during delivery that could be stopped by a little air.
#38 to #29 - shaunrnm (01/08/2013) [-]
Sure, it wont protect from a person stepping on it that is too much force, but it will protect from crushed in the shipping box, or in a cupboard at home. Chips packets are indestructable, they arent meant to be. Get a packet of chips and put in on a table, and push down on it but not hard enough to burst it. Then open the packet look and see your tasty chips, and push down the same amount on the packet again. Now look in it and see your chip dust
#158 to #38 - xtnega (01/08/2013) [-]
But aren't potato chips put into solid cardboard boxes (which are then put onto the big pallets) to be shipped? There's no room for a packet to move in there, let alone be crushed. The same principle applies somewhat to the cupboard, nothing falling 15cm is going to be enough to crush even chips, unless you keep anvils in your cupboard.

Cardboard container > Plastic container
#162 to #158 - shaunrnm (01/08/2013) [-]
Yes they are, but many packets are packet into a box, the air prevents the packets squishing each other
Chips do not take a lot of force to break, drop a packet of biscuts from 15cm on some chips and see for yourself.
Yes having the chips in cardboard such as shapes, or tight tubes like pringles will provide better protection, but it also costs more
User avatar #193 to #162 - xtnega (01/08/2013) [-]
1. Exactly my point, if they're packed snugly, there's no room to move, thus no room to crush or be crushed, as that requires a sufficient amount of momentum, however, with no free space, no acceleration can occur. (Unless of course there's enough chip packets for them to collapse under their own gravity, but who keeps a small planetoid of chips handy?)
2. Just did, chips were fine, dunno what chips/biscuits you were using (packet opened beforehand to let the air out ofc)
3. You could just substitute the cardboard for a plastic one of equal thickness, and you wouldn't need aluminium. You could make it out of practically anything so long as it's solid.
(Revised statement) Thick container > thin packet
#198 to #193 - shaunrnm (01/08/2013) [-]
They are packed snugly, its the packing so many in that causes crushing, not movement.
It does not take much to crush chips, a 250g packet of biscuts which is something you find in cupboards, can have a lot of energy falling (at least relative to the energy to break chips)
Not disagreeing that (thick) container beats a (thin) packet in terms of protection, but cost and ease of use for both consumers and manufacture packets are better generally for chips
User avatar #199 to #198 - xtnega (01/09/2013) [-]
Well, I am currently unaware as to how they are packed, but common sense would dictate they would be stacked like: '| | | | | |', in which case, the air would have little to no effect. There is enough leeway in the bag to allow some chips to be crushed even without opening them. Not to mention the fact that a company packing them so tightly that they're on the verge of destroying their product is a bit stupid if you ask me.
I don't really know what to say, empirical evidence says otherwise.
Dunno about you, but I find the solid packets much easier to use, and they also help the manufacturer maintain a constant amount per box, as seen by this video:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3ofprrH290&list=UULv6mWYsr9wrioGdLvGgY9A&index=1
#171 to #13 - anon (01/08/2013) [-]
Nice that you post this BS accompanied by a picture of Mr. Pseudoscience himself.
#10 to #1 - skybluetroll (01/07/2013) [-]
I find it kind of interesting there have been so many good comments by anons recently.
User avatar #65 to #10 - TheBanana (01/08/2013) [-]
I do too. But im on drugs. Everything is interesting.
#6 to #1 - anon (01/07/2013) [-]
also its packed by volume so yeah
#128 - RipperMan ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
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#143 to #142 - anon (01/08/2013) [-]
You mean the one posted by THE SAME PERSON? ******* idiot. Try looking at who posted it. He posted a comment, then responded to one that made sense with it, as the person isn't likely to come back to the page to go through comments again.
Get some brain cells in that empty head of yours.
#196 to #145 - RipperMan ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
yeah I do this all the time. I'll reply to the person who gave me the idea for the picture in the top comments, but also drop one in the newest uploads so people who browse there can see it too.

MFW this is the first time it caused a *********
#81 - udo (01/08/2013) [-]
*fixed appropriately
#119 to #81 - lametitan (01/08/2013) [-]
Hey Chief!
Don't forget the halo 3 branded Doritos!
#18 - suddenlypotatoes (01/08/2013) [-]
Interestingly enough, the excess space in the bag is actually filled with nitrogen! Filling the bag with oxygen would cause the chips to lose their freshness rather quickly, the nitrogen does not effect you or the chips, and it also allows for a nice cushion to protect the chips especially during shipping.
#30 to #18 - AvatarAirBender (01/08/2013) [-]
Although many think that we get ripped off with how much chips they give us, each chip bag is filled by weight. So It may look different from bag to bag, it is always the same amount of chips.

User avatar #43 to #30 - suddenlypotatoes (01/08/2013) [-]
**** yeah knowledge
#70 - chadisyounggg (01/08/2013) [-]
Bring back the Guacamole Doritos
User avatar #77 to #70 - gmarrox (01/08/2013) [-]
Best munchies snack on the ******* planet right there.
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User avatar #11 - celestiasbeard (01/07/2013) [-]
With the faces replaced I finally realize there is a fourth person in the first frame, thought it was shadowing for some reason
#69 - pppqrt (01/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #74 to #69 - altairibnlaahad (01/08/2013) [-]
Well, the air in the bags are nitrogen, no oxygen.

buzzkillington.jpg
#61 to #47 - xozonex (01/08/2013) [-]
**xozonex rolls 55**

Getting dubs?
#105 to #67 - upyourarsinal (01/08/2013) [-]
take them all, just take them, you win
#114 - theyallfloat (01/08/2013) [-]
Anyone?
#129 to #114 - RipperMan ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
i was thinking the comic should have been like this
#57 - snakefire (01/08/2013) [-]
The air is pure nitrogen to keep the chips from getting stale   
   
   
OP sucks cock
The air is pure nitrogen to keep the chips from getting stale


OP sucks cock
User avatar #89 to #57 - turtlecat (01/08/2013) [-]
But does the bag really need to be more than 50% nitrogen?
User avatar #96 to #89 - snakefire (01/08/2013) [-]
How stale do you like your chips
User avatar #97 to #96 - turtlecat (01/08/2013) [-]
But we must also account for the nitrogen that's actually amongst the chips and not in the area that's empty.
#136 - probablynaked (01/08/2013) [-]
enlarge
#127 - mkoala (01/08/2013) [-]
the reason there is so much air is so that the chips don't get crushed; a bag stuffed with chips wouldn't last long unless you want to eat it in small pieces
User avatar #133 to #127 - RequieminMortis (01/08/2013) [-]
Pretty sure they can still fit some more chips into the bag while keeping enough air to prevent them all getting crushed.
User avatar #135 to #133 - mkoala (01/08/2013) [-]
i'm sure there's a specific way to calculate what proportion of each there needs to be in order for everything to be even
#150 to #135 - Spikeydeath (01/08/2013) [-]
biggerbag?
User avatar #155 to #150 - Crusader (01/08/2013) [-]
Ratio stays the same
#172 to #155 - Spikeydeath (01/08/2013) [-]
this is why i prefer pringles haha
User avatar #139 to #127 - largilloquent (01/08/2013) [-]
consider the following, its not air in the bag, its a preservative gas of some kind, otherwise the chips go stale in two hours
#83 - mrmanman (01/08/2013) [-]
Boy, do I love being Canadian
User avatar #86 to #83 - schwerdaddy (01/08/2013) [-]
Congrats on having access to a brand also widely available in America?
#88 to #86 - mrmanman (01/08/2013) [-]
This specific flavour is only available in Canada
This specific flavour is only available in Canada
User avatar #94 to #88 - schwerdaddy (01/08/2013) [-]
Okay that makes sense. lol
User avatar #93 to #85 - Keoul (01/08/2013) [-]
I hope that's just a brand name D:
I wooden eat that if I were you.
User avatar #106 to #93 - kwizzy (01/08/2013) [-]
Eat one and then try to say that again.
User avatar #113 to #106 - Keoul (01/08/2013) [-]
No thanks
I'm not exactly pineing for excuses to eat such things
User avatar #42 - damienas (01/08/2013) [-]
Should've been a pringles logo on the guy who got thrown out's face...
#164 - samoaspider ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
GOD DAMMIT!   
   
I thumbed this 			****		 down when it was still in the newest uploads. Even some anon made the 1st comment about how it protects the chips turning into crumbs.
GOD DAMMIT!

I thumbed this **** down when it was still in the newest uploads. Even some anon made the 1st comment about how it protects the chips turning into crumbs.
User avatar #168 to #164 - theluppijackal (01/08/2013) [-]
What this guy said
Its not like they have that air for ***** , the extra packaging to protect the chips costs them money.
#115 - anon (01/08/2013) [-]
*Sigh*..
In the next few days this meme is going to be abused horribly, and then everybody will hate it and fill the FP with how we should stop using this.
Just like always. Seems like FJ just cannot handle new memes.
#121 to #115 - odaer (01/08/2013) [-]
holy **** , can you tell the future?
User avatar #9 - KayRed (01/07/2013) [-]
How would less air make them less money? People are gonna buy them anyway, more air means it cost less to make each bag of chips.
#2 - javis (01/07/2013) [-]
I got it! We can be bribe fuel for those gaming journalists!
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