Hue. . Brandon So today Iwas delivering pizza on this mad in the middle of nowhere, so its deathly quiet. I pull up to the house and I up to the deer and knock  Hue Brandon So today Iwas delivering pizza on this mad in the middle of nowhere so its deathly quiet I pull up to house and deer knock
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Brandon So today Iwas delivering pizza on this mad in the
middle of nowhere, so its deathly quiet. I pull up to the house and I
up to the deer and knock on it, and after I kneck I start to feel very
gassy. The person, and elderly lady, epins the deer. and takes the
pizza and starts getting my maney ready (story continues)
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reaching critical mass. Se she hands me my money and times the
deer. I turned amend and couldn' t wait any longer " I just let it
rip, Now, words. really dent do this fart justice. My cheeks
bleeded ewe like a spring flower, and I let faith a mighty trump,
the likes of which mule make gods shake in fear. rm hanging
ente the railing fer dear life, as swollen intestines forcefully
deflate. causing my ass hams to thunderously applaud tegether.
The weeden porch shook and vibrated beneath me, putting any
ricer‘ s suttee/ itoilet shame, As the last of the noxious air
blasted out mi me. I was filled with a wandrous sense of relief, and
audit: - sighed with a high pitched orgasmic , like
Harry en the terlet in Dumb E: Dumber.
Jillete Branden Meanwhile. the pressure In my bowels is
Then I turned amend, a proud smile beaming en my face, and
saw the elderly lady, tween in terror at the . Her hand
was : hed with a couple dollars, apparently she tempt to
the me. Heehaw was can the around, She was completely
motionless minus the tears I saw welling up In her eyes. A dog
howls In the distance.
Nat knowing what else ta do, Must said, "Have a nice day!" And
skipped w my car.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#22 - theaaronlester
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Now I want to hear the old ladies side of the story.
#23 to #22 - miva
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User avatar #31 to #22 - wolvesbrickwall
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Would you like to smell her side of the story?
#60 to #22 - Mastaforga
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>Been getting pretty aged
>Hard to get around and make my own food
>Decide I'll treat myself with a pizza
>Call a local pizza place
>Live pretty far out so wait patiently for my food
>Doorbell rings so I hobble to the door
>Open the door to a respectable nice young man holding a box of pizza
>Take the Pizza and pay him and he starts his way off the porch
>Decide the nice young man could use a tip
>Reach into my pocket for a few extra dollars to give the nice lad
>Out of nowhere a loud immense rumble that shakes the whole porch comes from him
>The sudden noise, shaking and intoxicating smell fills my brittle bones with fright
>I stand there frozen holding the money as the whole event sends chills through my veins
>He then gives a beastly moan and turns around with the largest smile i have ever seen on a man
>My eyes well from the heart stopping event
>He then says "Have a nice day!" and turns around and skips to his car in a seemingly chipper mood as if nothing happened
#73 - jamesrustler
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Saved for future use
User avatar #77 to #73 - darkeststar
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One day someone is going to roll that
#9 - makhan
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I can't ******* breathe.   
My family is looking at me like I belong in a mental institution.   
Damn you OP
I can't ******* breathe.
My family is looking at me like I belong in a mental institution.
Damn you OP
#1 - hipsophobadon
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(01/07/2013) [-]
HFW
HFW
#74 - wydell
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(01/08/2013) [-]
The sheer detail itself
#70 - puppetmasterSydney
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(01/08/2013) [-]
And that kids is how i met your mother
And that kids is how i met your mother
User avatar #26 - renier
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(01/08/2013) [-]
No matter how many times this is posted, I will ALWAYS thumb & fave.
#28 to #26 - bdub
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User avatar #93 to #28 - renier
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And I will stay true to my word.
#14 - FattyMcDoogle
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(01/08/2013) [-]
The imagery is beautiful.
The imagery is beautiful.
#11 - norwegiansnowman
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(01/07/2013) [-]
YFW walking away
YFW walking away