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I was about when my
dad caught me drinking.
I said, "Dad. honest it' s the first
time."
That' s a lie" he replied, "No one
ever gets caught at doing anything
the first time."
so later that night. I went out and
raped someone.
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#1 - zeyphergod
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#2 to #1 - anon
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(01/07/2013) [-]
boy*

****
#83 to #2 - Creant
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#3 to #2 - maddboiy
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#4 to #3 - anon
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(01/07/2013) [-]
no

just no
#7 to #1 - ieatyououtaldaylon
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(01/07/2013) [-]
If your gonna quote a movie, quote it right.
#8 to #7 - ieatyououtaldaylon
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(01/07/2013) [-]
*you're
*you're
#14 to #7 - chucknorrisTHEGAME
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#18 to #14 - ieatyououtaldaylon
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Yes, corrected myself quite some time ago.
#47 to #1 - alltimetens
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Le quickly escalation meme
#5 to #1 - McBalls
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Man, that god bad soon.
#6 to #1 - silverzepher
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(01/07/2013) [-]
you trying to start some **** with me?
#60 - pepemex
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(01/08/2013) [-]
**pepemex rolled a random image posted in comment #149 at do you even lift? ** Who he raped
#102 to #60 - wagtrain
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(01/08/2013) [-]
**wagtrain rolled a random image posted in comment #2627051 at MLP Friendly Board ** he may prefer females....
#103 to #102 - wagtrain
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Seriously, every picture is MLP. That's it FJ. I'm done.
#78 to #60 - idontmindreposts
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(01/08/2013) [-]
i guess it was consensual and didn't count
#9 - jibbernut
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(01/07/2013) [-]
If he gets caught he will just be accused of raping two people...
#98 - lordofarms
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#100 to #98 - anon
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(01/08/2013) [-]
post of THE ****** YEAR!!!! hahahahahaha
#106 to #98 - brothergrimm
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(01/08/2013) [-]
did you make that or has it been around for a while?
#108 to #106 - lordofarms
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(01/08/2013) [-]
It's been around for a little bit.
#109 to #108 - brothergrimm
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(01/08/2013) [-]
i figured, otherwise i was going to say, "why not post that as content?"
#42 - knighttheknight
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(01/08/2013) [-]
**knighttheknight rolls 73** please?
#45 to #42 - alltimetens
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**alltimetens rolls 99** Nobody gets dubs on the first time
#61 to #45 - galacticsquirrel
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(01/08/2013) [-]
i did it
#62 to #61 - alltimetens
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#41 - thrppgew
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(01/08/2013) [-]
struggled.
#49 to #41 - ehrcaduhrca
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(01/08/2013) [-]
It's not rape if you yell "SURPRISE!!"
It's not rape if you yell "SURPRISE!!"
#43 - pwap
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I got arrested for possession or Marijuana when i had never smoked before.
#99 to #43 - onkii
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(01/08/2013) [-]
that is extremely unfortunate
#16 - tomhefailin
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#30 - strawberryyogurt
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(01/08/2013) [-]
**strawberryyogurt rolled a random image posted in comment #2534700 at MLP Friendly Board **who he raped
#39 to #30 - irishlawyer
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(01/08/2013) [-]
wouldn't it be the other way around?
#38 to #30 - sawachikaeri
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**sawachikaeri rolled a random image posted in comment #2418773 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** What he actually got.
#10 - skittlesareepic
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