first time. . I was about when my dad caught me drinking. I said, "Dad. honest it' s the first time." That' s a lie" he replied, "No one ever gets caught at doi
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first time

I was about when my
dad caught me drinking.
I said, "Dad. honest it' s the first
time."
That' s a lie" he replied, "No one
ever gets caught at doing anything
the first time."
so later that night. I went out and
raped someone.
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#100 to #98 - John Cena (01/08/2013) [-]
post of THE ****** YEAR!!!! hahahahahaha
User avatar #106 to #98 - brothergrimm (01/08/2013) [-]
did you make that or has it been around for a while?
User avatar #108 to #106 - lordofarms (01/08/2013) [-]
It's been around for a little bit.
User avatar #109 to #108 - brothergrimm (01/08/2013) [-]
i figured, otherwise i was going to say, "why not post that as content?"
#60 - pepemex (01/08/2013) [-]
**pepemex rolled a random image posted in comment #149 at do you even lift? ** Who he raped
#102 to #60 - wagtrain (01/08/2013) [-]
**wagtrain rolled a random image posted in comment #2627051 at MLP Friendly Board ** he may prefer females....
#103 to #102 - wagtrain (01/08/2013) [-]
Seriously, every picture is MLP. That's it FJ. I'm done.
#78 to #60 - idontmindreposts (01/08/2013) [-]
i guess it was consensual and didn't count
#12 - John Cena (01/07/2013) [-]
you raped someone when you were 14?
User avatar #15 to #12 - alekshm ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
Uhm, isn't that normal?
User avatar #17 to #12 - pinkiepiethecunt (01/07/2013) [-]
welcome to Harlem
User avatar #13 to #12 - dexorcitor (01/07/2013) [-]
haven't you ?
#9 - jibbernut (01/07/2013) [-]
If he gets caught he will just be accused of raping two people...
#43 - pwap (01/08/2013) [-]
I got arrested for possession or Marijuana when i had never smoked before.
User avatar #99 to #43 - onkii (01/08/2013) [-]
that is extremely unfortunate
#16 - tomhefailin (01/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#30 - strawberryyogurt (01/08/2013) [-]
**strawberryyogurt rolled a random image posted in comment #2534700 at MLP Friendly Board **who he raped
#39 to #30 - irishlawyer (01/08/2013) [-]
wouldn't it be the other way around?
#38 to #30 - sawachikaeri (01/08/2013) [-]
**sawachikaeri rolled a random image posted in comment #2418773 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** What he actually got.
#41 - thrppgew (01/08/2013) [-]
struggled.
#49 to #41 - ehrcaduhrca (01/08/2013) [-]
It's not rape if you yell "SURPRISE!!"
It's not rape if you yell "SURPRISE!!"
#92 - haxorman (01/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #47 to #1 - alltimetens ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
Le quickly escalation meme
User avatar #5 to #1 - McBalls (01/07/2013) [-]
Man, that god bad soon.
#7 to #1 - ieatyououtaldaylon (01/07/2013) [-]
If your gonna quote a movie, quote it right.
#8 to #7 - ieatyououtaldaylon (01/07/2013) [-]
*you're
*you're
User avatar #18 to #14 - ieatyououtaldaylon (01/08/2013) [-]
Yes, corrected myself quite some time ago.
User avatar #6 to #1 - silverzepher ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
you trying to start some **** with me?
#2 to #1 - John Cena (01/07/2013) [-]
boy*

****
#83 to #2 - Creant ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
-5
#3 to #2 - maddboiy has deleted their comment [-]
#4 to #3 - John Cena (01/07/2013) [-]
no

just no
#35 - kaycie (01/08/2013) [-]
and i loved it
and i loved it
#31 - artvandelay (01/08/2013) [-]
Forgive me if this is stupid, but if the person he is raping is over 18, are they also raping him? Do they cancel out?
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#33 to #31 - mdawgsome **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#37 to #33 - theonlytinman (01/08/2013) [-]
Reverse argument. If you can show up with a SAFE kit (Sexual assault forensic evidence) and it shows evidence that the person over 18 had intercourse with someone under 18 (with the exception of a few states via the Romeo Juliet clause) and there was no proof that you are in fact the one that raped them, then you could sue them for statutory rape, even though they are 100% innocent of that crime.
#29 - jaimesabrina (01/08/2013) [-]
Grandma go home, you are drunk.
Grandma go home, you are drunk.
User avatar #40 to #29 - PEDOBEARKIDS (01/08/2013) [-]
source please
:)
#91 to #40 - andyshandy (01/08/2013) [-]
Arrested Development, one of the finest sitcoms in existence (in my opinion).   
   
Three seasons of some of the most hilarious comedy I've seen. Highly recommend it.
Arrested Development, one of the finest sitcoms in existence (in my opinion).

Three seasons of some of the most hilarious comedy I've seen. Highly recommend it.
#11 - corneth (01/07/2013) [-]
i c ur lojic. its funy becuz itz abot rape
#97 - WizardOfTheLawl (01/08/2013) [-]
pic related   
...sorta
pic related
...sorta
#84 to #55 - justakewldewd (01/08/2013) [-]
But now every time I go on a swing set my ass whistles.
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