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albert einstine lol

is weekend' s power outrages made me realize how much we really use electricity
every day, . . and lemme tell alot! l " albert Emeline haul
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User avatar #8 - defeats (01/07/2013) [-]
lol it's sad that people don't give Abraham Lincoln the appreciation he deserves...
What a dumbass.
User avatar #12 to #8 - jewlube (01/07/2013) [-]
Um, what are you talking about? A recent documentary film showed that Abraham Lincoln did not in fact create electricity, instead he was credited for slaying vampires whom wanted to reign terror on America.
#42 - almaster ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
#53 - mookiez (01/08/2013) [-]
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******* bitch, this Man is My hero.
#52 - pasiusquotum (01/08/2013) [-]
Find this individuals parents, OP. Once you have located them, give them a visit. Once they have gained your trust, kill them. Separate their limbs and send them individually to this person's house, every other week from an anonymous location; each location different from the next.
#59 to #52 - anon (01/08/2013) [-]
que?
#20 - haloforlife (01/07/2013) [-]
>Thankyouuuuuu Albert Eisenstein LOL   
>Albert Eisenstein LOL   
>Albert Eisenstein
>Thankyouuuuuu Albert Eisenstein LOL
>Albert Eisenstein LOL
>Albert Eisenstein
#60 - warlockrichard (01/08/2013) [-]
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#31 - downstreamlife (01/08/2013) [-]
her only hope
User avatar #7 - taintedangel (01/07/2013) [-]
The stupid - It burns!!!!
User avatar #36 - PubLandlord (01/08/2013) [-]
surely she should be saying thank you to God, since God invented electricity.

Sheesh what a berk
User avatar #39 to #36 - galkawhm (01/08/2013) [-]
If if that were true (Which it isn't, Zeus did) it was only used to destroy things until Thomas Edison harnessed it.
#43 to #39 - anon (01/08/2013) [-]
edison haranssed it in a battery DC voltage, Tessla is the true genius behind the electric we use in our homes AC.
#32 - kingpongthedon (01/08/2013) [-]
In my state, up to 70% of our electricity is derived from nuclear sources (e=mc2). That's just the most obvious way, but his works have advanced electrical theory, even more than Tesla or Faraday (though AC current is the single most important factor for grid transmission). But as far as the production and behavior of electricity, Einstein's work blows everybody else's out of the water. We couldn't begin to approach the power we have today without Einstein's work on electron behavior.

...Though I'm sure she had no knowledge of any of this.
#33 to #32 - anon (01/08/2013) [-]
Its e^2 = m^2 c^4 + p^2 c^2, not e = mc^2
#35 to #33 - kingpongthedon (01/08/2013) [-]
Yes, that's the expanded form, however:
A. Most people don't take advanced physics and wouldn't recognize the equation in that form.
B. For the production of nuclear energy, we assume 0 momentum, so it simplifies to e=mc2.
C. Quit trying to be smart on the internet, nobody gives a ****
D. Go eat a bag of dicks.
#37 to #35 - anon (01/08/2013) [-]
You missed the point. Einstein didn't come up with the equivalence that accounts for momentum, that was Lorentz. The only one you can say he came up with was the one that works for special relativity, which coincidentally is not used in binding energy calculations, contrary to what you say.
#75 to #37 - kingpongthedon (01/08/2013) [-]
I get your point, however, Einstein derived the e=mc2 equivalence from the Lorentz Transform. Regardless, we neglect momentum when doing the calculations for power. And it works for all types of matter/energy differentials, yes, including binding energy. While Curie beat him to matter-energy conversions, he was the first to find the equivalence.
#77 to #75 - anon (01/08/2013) [-]
Einstein never derived the equivalence equation which accounts for momentum. Go read the history of general relativity on ****************** . If you respond with "Well, Lorentz only derived it using Einstein's equations in special relativity" then my response is "Einstein only derived the equivalence in special relativity using Lorentz's methods"

Also, you are still wrong about the actual use of it. We must account for momentum in binding energy calculations because it changes the system's temperature by around a quarter of a percent per minute (scaling with the system) If not accounted for, this is enough to render the chain reaction a runaway, as too many neutrons are produced. Of course the runaway effect wouldn't matter if you had control rods that taper, but the efficiency would be greatly decreased. If you are in A or A2 level physics the special relativity version is good enough for most situations, for anything else momentum must be accounted for.

As for acting smart on the internet: wasn't that all your original post was? That was the only reason I even bothered to respond. I enjoy taking arrogant people who are moderately scientifically literate down a peg.
#73 to #35 - anon (01/08/2013) [-]
Bring it (the bag of dicks)
#45 to #32 - anon (01/08/2013) [-]
yea but if tessla didn't get his loan pulled on the tessla coil, we would have no power lines thus no power outages, our bills would be way cheaper, actually tessla ideas are way beyond what people could imagine, he is one of the smartest people to go unnoticed, he applied his knowledge unlike enistein who just broke down theory in forms of numbers,
User avatar #61 - maxismahname (01/08/2013) [-]
dumb retard. she should learn history and about stephen hawking.
#63 to #61 - anon (01/08/2013) [-]
that's even ******* worse...... try tesla
User avatar #79 to #63 - maxismahname (01/08/2013) [-]
shut up anon.
#65 to #63 - aludin (01/08/2013) [-]
Or Ben Franklin
User avatar #68 to #65 - moxmortuus (01/08/2013) [-]
Or Tesla
#69 to #68 - aludin (01/08/2013) [-]
or Thomas Edison
#78 to #71 - aludin (01/08/2013) [-]
I was just stating that these people could have been mentioned as well.
User avatar #15 - jibbernut (01/07/2013) [-]
Well I mean what if she was talking on an atomic level, he did a lot of work with atoms and out understanding/usage of them (first few atoms bombs were in part designed by him).
#2 - anon (01/07/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!
User avatar #3 to #2 - drunkenduck (01/07/2013) [-]
**** off.
User avatar #11 to #2 - drainbramage (01/07/2013) [-]
I have never actually read all of this.
User avatar #4 to #2 - mrdarp (01/07/2013) [-]
BREAKING NEWS! NOT ONLY CAN ASIANS READ MINDS BUT MEXICANS CAN TELEPORT

Studies have shown that mexican genetics can allow them to teleport. Notice their sunburn. The number one sign of time travel.

PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT MEXICAN CLONING AND TELEPORTATION. WE CAN NOT LET THEM GET AWAY WITH THIS
#5 to #4 - Sunburn (01/07/2013) [-]
*rubs chin* I accept his accurate noticing of me. Yes. Me. The one and only TIME TRAVELING SUNBURN!
*rubs chin* I accept his accurate noticing of me. Yes. Me. The one and only TIME TRAVELING SUNBURN!
User avatar #18 to #4 - jesusthegardener (01/07/2013) [-]
Shut up.

Shut the **** up right now.

I'm warning you god damnit.
User avatar #44 to #4 - chexmex (01/08/2013) [-]
Hey now dont drag our powers into this. this is an asian thing.
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User avatar #6 to #4 - taintedangel (01/07/2013) [-]
At least it's a new troll message instead of the Asians reading minds thing
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