It all makes sense now. It's not a repost. It's vintage internet.. CLIFF CLAVIN ON BEER Well ya see, Norm, it' s like this... A herd of buffalo can only more as
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It all makes sense now

 
It all makes sense now. It's not a repost. It's vintage internet.. CLIFF CLAVIN ON BEER Well ya see, Norm, it' s like this... A herd of buffalo can only more as

It's not a repost. It's vintage internet.

CLIFF CLAVIN
ON BEER
Well ya see, Norm, it' s like this... A herd of buffalo can
only more as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the
herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the
back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for
the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health
of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing
of the weakest members. In much the same way, the
human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain
cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain
cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest
brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer
eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster
and more efficient machine. That' s why you always
feel smarter after a few beers.”
...
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#3 - loffe (01/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #1 - robertpaulwebb (01/06/2013) [-]
I like beer.
#2 - Lawliett (01/06/2013) [-]
this made sense. and then, it didn't
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